Lindsey
08-07-2008, 12:24 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Catherine-Keener_l.jpg
(From Dlisted) (http://www.dlisted.com/node/27597)
Catherine Keener and Benicio Del Toro are licking each other's no-no holes on the down low, so says OK! Magazine (via SP). Some ho watched the two act all couple-like will eating at the Green Door in Los Angeles last week.
The witness said, "He whispered into her ear, and she listened with rapt attention. He brushed his hand on her back. They had nice chemistry." Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?
I mean, if the word "rapt" is involved, they are obviously fucking. The last person I listened to "with rapt attention" ended up giving me a sorry case of crabs.
These two may seem a bit odd together, but they make sense to me. Isn't Catherine best girlfriends with Brad Pitt? And Benicio sort of looks like Brad Pitt. If you take a shot of whiskey, squint your eyes, turn your head upside down, and play with yourself at the same time - he will look like Brad.
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/benicio.jpg
^ I love that picture of Benicio. He has been one of my favorite actors since I first saw him in The Usual Suspects! (Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuuuck? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5vERbLtYI)) And of course you can't forget about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Catherine Keener on the other hand I never really enjoyed. I couldn't stand her in Death to Smoochy, but then I warmed up to her in The 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm kind of a fan of odd celebrity couples, so I think this is kind of cute. If I recall, Benicio is also a big fan of elevators (http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-12-2004-54053.asp) as well.
(From Dlisted) (http://www.dlisted.com/node/27597)
Catherine Keener and Benicio Del Toro are licking each other's no-no holes on the down low, so says OK! Magazine (via SP). Some ho watched the two act all couple-like will eating at the Green Door in Los Angeles last week.
The witness said, "He whispered into her ear, and she listened with rapt attention. He brushed his hand on her back. They had nice chemistry." Rapt? Did Edgar Allan Poe rise from the dead to witness this shit?
I mean, if the word "rapt" is involved, they are obviously fucking. The last person I listened to "with rapt attention" ended up giving me a sorry case of crabs.
These two may seem a bit odd together, but they make sense to me. Isn't Catherine best girlfriends with Brad Pitt? And Benicio sort of looks like Brad Pitt. If you take a shot of whiskey, squint your eyes, turn your head upside down, and play with yourself at the same time - he will look like Brad.
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/benicio.jpg
^ I love that picture of Benicio. He has been one of my favorite actors since I first saw him in The Usual Suspects! (Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuuuck? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5vERbLtYI)) And of course you can't forget about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Catherine Keener on the other hand I never really enjoyed. I couldn't stand her in Death to Smoochy, but then I warmed up to her in The 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm kind of a fan of odd celebrity couples, so I think this is kind of cute. If I recall, Benicio is also a big fan of elevators (http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/5-12-2004-54053.asp) as well.