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Lucky Denver
08-09-2008, 10:53 AM
This story made me laugh.

George Clooney's former girlfriend has accused the Hollywood star of ruining her sex life.

British TV presenter Lisa Snowden dated Clooney for five years after meeting while shooting a commercial for drinks brand Martini in 2000.

But Snowden confesses she has not had sex in a year - because men are too scared to follow in the movie star's footsteps.

She says, "I've been celibate for a year and starting to think I may never have sex again.

"Men seem to look at me and think, 'She went out with George Clooney, what chance have I got?'"

But Snowden admits Clooney was a "good egg" who taught her "a lot about life".

I have to say I probably wouldn't want to have to follow George Clooney when it comes to women.
SkyNet
08-09-2008, 10:59 AM
i mean... i wouldnt wanna follow clooney either.. but if she isnt gettin any for over a year... and really wants some... fuck it... ill bite!

Clooney dates some hot ass chicks... ill ride shotgun to some Clooney
muttly69
08-09-2008, 11:03 AM
I wouldnt.
CyclicNightmare
08-09-2008, 12:04 PM
You are no longer relevant. Deal with it.
Tweek
08-09-2008, 12:15 PM
This thread title amuses me.

But even though it's shitty, I can see the male point-of-view on it.
john_rambo
08-09-2008, 01:18 PM
I must have slept with George Clooney in a former life :(
JJFlamingo
08-09-2008, 01:22 PM
Sounds like she's been hanging around too many gay men...:D
Shockwave
08-09-2008, 01:34 PM
This thread is awesome.
DRbeauty
08-10-2008, 06:09 PM
Oh honey, it's called Adultfriendfinder. Look it up.
thedudeman69
08-10-2008, 06:18 PM
my god, Clooney is so cool, girls don't fuck anybody else. :D
ilovemovies
08-10-2008, 06:22 PM
She's not the best looking of all of Clooney's exes but she's still hot enough for me to not buy that she can't get a guy.
BadCoverVersion
08-10-2008, 07:32 PM
Lisa Snowden used to be hot. Then she lost it...and consequently it seems her brain went for a walk too. Stupid mare.

Clooney remains extremely good looking and rich and highly successful.

Um.
Smiert Spionam
08-11-2008, 07:20 AM
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7370/lisasnowdon3pb3.jpg

I'd giver her the dick.
xseanymacx
08-11-2008, 10:56 AM
I don't care WHO I'd be following...I'd totally smash that.
JJFlamingo
08-11-2008, 12:10 PM
You know, the more I think of it, this whole thing is probably a PR stunt by Clooney's publicist in order to enhance his image...:D
eljefe15
08-11-2008, 06:36 PM
Or a way for her to remind everybody that she used to date George Clooney.
toast4u
08-11-2008, 06:45 PM
who knew Clooney was a "good egg"? I've learned my lesson for the day.
dellamorte dellamore
08-11-2008, 07:46 PM
who knew Clooney was a "good egg"? I've learned my lesson for the day.


Uh , she said men weren't willing to follow in his footsteps , what about women , that's something that even he can't compete with , oh right , that's the next revelation to come out , Clooney drove her to lesbianism .
FLAME_ON
08-11-2008, 08:07 PM
Honestly, I would want to have sex with her more because of that.

Saying you fucked Clooney's ex is just about as cool as saying you are George Clooney. :rolleyes:
xseanymacx
08-11-2008, 09:52 PM
Honestly, I would want to have sex with her more because of that.

Saying you fucked Clooney's ex is just about as cool as saying you are George Clooney. :rolleyes:

And this man is a genius!