Aniston looking for dates

[hollywoodgods]

Aniston looking for dates
By Courtney Hazlett
MSNBC

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26183284/

Anyone want to date Aniston?

It's always interesting to consider how celebrity-relationship news leaks. Often, it's a photo that does the talking (Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller, anyone?).

But in the case of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's recent break-up, it was Aniston's camp - casting the net for potential suitors - that caused the leak.

"I got a call from someone very, very close to Jen over the weekend, asking if I knew anyone who might want to go out on a date with her," says one industry insider. "They weren't being very discreet about it - the news hadn't even broken yet that she and John split. You'd think of all people, Jen Aniston wouldn't need to use people in her camp as a dating service."

:rolleyes:

There's been rumors forever that she dates for publicity. Anyone here want to throw their hat in the ring?

[therealjohng]

I'll throw my cock in the ring.

[Mr. Creasy]

Since Pitt left her... girl's on the loose!!!

[eljefe15]

Ugh, celebrities.

[Lucky Denver]

. . .Her and Mayer broke up?

Ah, well, he won't have any trouble finding another Hollywood Hottie. Why does this girl have so much trouble? She seems desperate at this point.

Pitt and Jolie being so happy and family oriented must be killing her.

Here's an idea. . .do some more films and take your mind off things. Sure, I won't be seeing them, but I'm sure your core audience will.

[ilovemovies]

Jennifer Aniston is fucking gorgeous and an underrated actress. I'd gladly go on a date with her.

[BanksIsDaFuture]

I'd deliver ye ole creampie for her, if she so pleases.

[JJFlamingo]

***fixes hair and eats a tictac***

[bigred760]

If she pays for dinner . . . sure.

[RustyRazor]

I love these rumored stories.
I also heard she was pregnant.
Wonder which story is actually true.

[AshleysDad]

She seems to goes through a lot of men. Maybe she is one crazy chick. You know what they say about crazy chicks in bed?

[Cosimo]

slutamuffin

[electriclite]

She seems to goes through a lot of men. Maybe she is one crazy chick. You know what they say about crazy chicks in bed?
Your penis ends up thrown out a car window into an abandoned field?

[muttly69]

Ill wait in line.

[Lindsey]

Your penis ends up thrown out a car window into an abandoned field?

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/ouch.jpg

/Approves

[AshleysDad]

Your penis ends up thrown out a car window into an abandoned field?

That only happens with crazy ass white trash chicks with metal knives. And as we all know white trash chicks only have those plastic knives they steal from Burger King.

[Buck Turgidson]

J.W. was the white trash in that marriage.

+1 for Lady E for thinking up that example.

I'm surprised Lindsey didn't have a photo of the severed wang on her hard drive somewhere.

(Maybe I shouldn't tempt her...:()

[RustyRazor]

She seems to goes through a lot of men. Maybe she is one crazy chick. You know what they say about crazy chicks in bed?

They know how to fluff your pillows.
Am I right?

I don't know what they say about crazy chi....but yeah, she seems like she might have certain "baggage" with her that might have the multitude of men that have been in her life looking for the front door.

Looking at her, it would have to be an f-ing Samsonite outlet full of baggage for me to hit the road.

The lopping off the penis thing...Rachel from Friends...okay, I'd have to leave, but we'd try and talk through things in a hotel room with no sharp objects.

[ElderPredator]

No thanks, I'll pass.

I'm still waiting for Tina Fey to come out of the closet and then have a threesome with me and some other hot chick. :D

[electriclite]

That only happens with crazy ass white trash chicks with metal knives. And as we all know white trash chicks only have those plastic knives they steal from Burger King.
Lorena was hispanic...... which really doesn't help with the stereotypes (sigh)