Borgnine's Secret is out

[bigred760]

http://www.236.com/feed/2008/08/14/ernest_borgnines_longevity_sec_8294.php

Too damn funny.

[The Postmaster General]

Holy shit that was great!

Also very reassuring to know the Joblo Forums will be around for a long, long time.

[bigred760]

Also very reassuring to know the Joblo Forums will be around for a long, long time.

LOL

As long as the Moviehotties.com sticks around . . . yes.

[JJFlamingo]

Borgnine will be around as long as he chooses to be...:D

[therealjohng]

Borgnine whispers in his ear, "I masturbate a lot." So what does the host do? Shakes his hand.

[john_rambo]

HOLY SHIT!

LONG LIVE BORGNINE!

[Mr.HyDe807]

Borgnine whispers in his ear, "I masturbate a lot." So what does the host do? Shakes his hand.

And therealjohng FTW.

Well, that just about made my day!:p

[outsyder]

That man is a national treasure.

[NuclearMisfit]

I was watching it this morning with my mother and I almost spit out my lucky charms. Ernest Borgnine what a fucking pimp. Hes money and he doesnt even know it.

[muttly69]

Yes! I'm going to live forever!!!!!

[therealjohng]

Ernest Borgnine what a fucking pimp. Hes money and he doesnt even know it.



I would agree with you, but when he openly admits that he won't even watch a movie that is up for Best Picture at the Oscars because it's a story of two gay men, then fuck him.

[poopontheshoes7]

That was gold!

Mermaid Man awaaaayyyyy!

[SkyNet]

he was the best owner the Beers ever had!

[the_unforgiven]

lol, well that's funny and creepy at the same time

[LordSimen]

Hahahaha. That was great. :D

[thedudeman69]

Borgnine whispers in his ear, "I masturbate a lot." So what does the host do? Shakes his hand.

That is why I laugh at those fucking idiots on that show.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

The fact that he can get it up after all these years is incredible. He must be doing something else. I guess he kept the smoking/drinking to a minimum.

[APzombie]

Bwahahahahaha!

Funniest thing i've seen in weeks. He's awesome.

[anakinsrise]

Borgnine has nothing to lose and his book will likely be a fun read.

[AshleysDad]

This is when men were men and Ernest was a man.

[NuclearMisfit]

I would agree with you, but when he openly admits that he won't even watch a movie that is up for Best Picture at the Oscars because it's a story of two gay men, then fuck him.


But thats just because hes from a different generation, that wasnt common and accepted as it is now. My 87 year old grandpa has watched every western known to man but I wouldnt try showing him that movie, trust me he wouldnt like it. Not that hes a homophobe he was just raised like that.

[Le_Big_Mac]

Still the coolest old guy in Hollywood.

[IamNoOne666]

Long Live the Borg, resistance is futile!

[screamer581]

He doesn't eat meat and he masturbates a lot.


Borgnine= me in 70 years. (or me right now)

[screamer581]

I was watching it this morning with my mother and I almost spit out my lucky charms. Ernest Borgnine what a fucking pimp. Hes money and he doesnt even know it.



Wait, you watch "Fox And Friends"?


Eww.

[therealjohng]

He doesn't eat meat and he masturbates a lot.


Borgnine= me in 70 years. (or me right now)



Or you for the NEXT 70 years....

[screamer581]

Or you for the NEXT 70 years....


Or that.

[therealjohng]

Or that.


It was a joke....

[screamer581]

It was a joke....


Heh, I know man. I guess I forgot a :D.

[someguy]

wait so are you telling me that in highlander they were cutting off the wrong head?

[NuclearMisfit]

Wait, you watch "Fox And Friends"?


Eww.

What can I say Im a glutton for punishment.

2 girls 1 cup. 4 Girls Finger Painting. The Pain Olympics. Fox and Friends.

[Smiert Spionam]

LMAO @ muttly69