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Lindsey
08-18-2008, 03:44 PM
Who could blame it, really?

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/tori.jpg

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/tori2.jpg

(From Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1046354/Tori-Spelling-case-mysterious-sunken-chest.html))
Tori Spelling displayed a worryingly concave chest as she took a stroll with her husband in Beverly Hills.

The mother-of-two’s thin upper-body has left observers worried for her health in recent weeks and these latest pictures will no doubt spark further concerns.

The star - who recently pulled out of an appearance in the new 90210 spin-off - admitted to having undergone breast augmentation surgery earlier this year.

'(I had) a boob job. There it is. I finally said it. I wanted to come clean that I had my boobs done in my 20s, because people falsely write that I've had all those things done.

'I've had the two procedures that probably every other woman in Hollywood has had done.' she said earlier this year,' The Sun quoted her as saying.

Tori has been plagued by controversy and heartbreak in the last few years.

She and husband Dean left their spouses for each other after meeting and falling in love on the set of TV movie Mind Over Murder.

Dean's devastated wife Mary Jo Eustace - mother of his 9-year-old son - then wrote a book entitled Tori Spelling stole my husband.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/tori3.jpg

Her father, the creator of dozens of television shows including Dynasty, Charlie's Angels, The Love Boat and Fantasy Island, died in June 2006, aged 83.

A feud then began with her mother, Candy, who reportedly blocked her from producing a documentary about her father by refusing to let her use archive material of his shows.

Tori is also only believed to have inherited £430,000 of her late father's estimated £270million fortune.

Tori wed Dean in Fiji in May 2006 and the couple have two-children, Liam 1, and two-month old Stella.

All I have to say is Ha! I don't think she qualifies as a Butterface anymore. She's screwed no matter what.

JJFlamingo
08-18-2008, 03:49 PM
The way women feel they have to destroy themselves with plastic surgery is sickening when all they really have to do is take good care of themselves...:(

dennisv
08-18-2008, 04:58 PM
At least she has an ashtray somewhere closer.

Brendan M.
08-18-2008, 05:19 PM
I don't think any woman will EVER want to consider getting implants after seeing these photos.

the clever guy
08-18-2008, 05:45 PM
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/famguypuke.jpg

eljefe15
08-18-2008, 06:54 PM
I feel bad for her. I know she was trying to compensate for her face and it didn't work out. Too bad.

poopontheshoes7
08-18-2008, 07:55 PM
ugh...

D.B. Cooper
08-18-2008, 08:12 PM
Poor girl, some celebs just have all the luck. Bad luck.

redfiretruck
08-19-2008, 01:56 AM
Aww, I love you Tori. Whatever's going on with your chest, I hope you get it worked out ^^

thedudeman69
08-19-2008, 11:45 AM
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/famguypuke.jpg

I win the last slice of pie

RustyRazor
08-19-2008, 12:07 PM
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/famguypuke.jpg

You picked the right name for yourself.
Bravo.:D

AshleysDad
08-19-2008, 03:59 PM
She should have kept her hair long. Some women need to draw less attention to their face. I thought that was the reason she had her chest inflated. Then she chopped her hair off. Fugly

the_unforgiven
08-19-2008, 07:32 PM
ugh, that's terrible....

Lawgick
08-19-2008, 08:09 PM
The way women feel they have to destroy themselves with plastic surgery is sickening when all they really have to do is take good care of themselves...:(

Quoted for truth.

AshleyBashley
08-21-2008, 02:21 AM
Hot mess alert. :D

The Postmaster General
08-22-2008, 04:12 AM
Man, I have to deal with just realizing I knew who 'hot mess' references anyway...

Yeah, her cleavage has looked wrong since around the mid-point of the 90210 years. After one season to the next, there was suddenly a cup holder where there used to be chest.

I don't get it at all though. I knew guys who thought she was hot even from being on Saved By The Bell where she played not hot. She was already into a successful show, and then decides to go through all of that. Maybe tabloids got to her or something, or maybe she just wanted to do it --- I don't know but for all of her money, it just all worked out so wrong.

sbunn10
08-24-2008, 03:14 PM
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/famguypuke.jpg

exactly

The Postmaster General
08-26-2008, 02:34 AM
Yo, yur titties hanging out!

http://akstatic3.metacafe.com/thumb/709914/4374216/4/flash_player/2/1/half_baked_fight_vs_henchwomen.jpg

Now that's a titty!

rocknblues81
08-31-2008, 05:05 AM
10 cent body and a 5 cent face.

bigred760
08-31-2008, 05:27 AM
10 cent body and a 5 cent face.

You'd still probably get change back.

starcat
08-31-2008, 05:45 AM
I dont know why she did anything to them anyway... I remember her having a pretty nice rack back in the early 90210 days.

boiledeggs456
09-05-2008, 06:05 PM
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s12/x_Kit_x/FamilyGuyVomit.gif

all together now!!!!

The Postmaster General
09-06-2008, 02:12 AM
I dont know why she did anything to them anyway... I remember her having a pretty nice rack back in the early 90210 days.


The early days, but mid-series it suddenly looked like her chest had been attacked by play-dough leeches and then head-butted by the Undertaker.