View Full Version : Chris Kattan & Wifey Split After Eight Weeks
Lindsey
08-20-2008, 10:59 AM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/chris-kattan-divroce-b.jpg
(From US Magazine (http://www.usmagazine.com/news/chris-kattan-and-wife-split-after-eight-weeks))
No joke: After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
Kattan, 37, and Tutt, 31 — who began dating in 2005 after meeting at a birthday party — tied the knot this past June 28 in Yosemite Valley, Calif.
He popped the question at Tutt's grandmother's home in Gainesville, Texas, on Christmas Eve 2006. He gift wrapped the ring in a present.
"She is so kind, sweet and very beautiful. She's also very funny which always is a great thing. She's also very much like me," Kattan blogged on his Web site in August 2005.
"She makes me very happy," he went on. "It feels real and honest and I have more of a continuous smile than I have ever had before."
Well thats too bad. I heard that Kattan is Bi? That wouldn't surprise me one bit. I actually think he's funny!
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/roxybury.gif
KenSPT
08-20-2008, 11:00 AM
Chris Kattan is a celebrity still? ;-)
Lindsey
08-20-2008, 11:04 AM
Hahaha, I know.. right? But you would be surprised to see that he's still acting. I was shocked:
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/katta.jpg
Tweek
08-20-2008, 11:18 AM
Mango
<3
Smiert Spionam
08-20-2008, 12:02 PM
Holy shit, Chris Kattan was "Walter Melon" in the Aqua Teen Movie???
JJFlamingo
08-20-2008, 12:06 PM
Holy shit, Kattan is playing BUSTER KEATON in an upcoming movie??? :eek:
KenSPT
08-20-2008, 12:11 PM
Holy shit, Chris Kattan married a model?
therealjohng
08-20-2008, 12:20 PM
I'm not gonna lie I thought he was gay.
NuclearMisfit
08-20-2008, 12:37 PM
Wouldnt you wanna divorce Chris Kattan?
KenSPT
08-20-2008, 12:41 PM
I'm not gonna lie I thought he was gay.
Why would you think that?
http://tv.jubii.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftdXh.html
Raimo69
08-20-2008, 12:46 PM
I'm not gonna lie I thought he was gay.
I thought the same thing.
a7xfan
08-20-2008, 03:42 PM
this is just pathetic, marriage is suppose to be a special agreement between two people who love eachother, i hate hearing things like this. total waste
i sound like a fucking priest.
CosmicPuppet
08-20-2008, 03:54 PM
I'm not gonna lie I thought he was gay.
Hey, I wouldn't rule it out. I bet they split because he couldn't consummate the marriage.
"Honey, can you just put on this mustache and strap on before we fuck?! Is that too much to ask for you selfish bitch?!"
evil_ash
08-20-2008, 04:12 PM
Gay marriage is now legal in California and he gets a divorce? ;)
AshleysDad
08-20-2008, 04:43 PM
Maybe she wanted a shorter man and mini me is now single right?
darknite125
08-20-2008, 04:54 PM
It's a suprise she lasted as long as she did. I mean Kattan is even more annoying and obnoxious than Adam Sandler and Mike Meyers combined.
KingofKings2525
08-20-2008, 05:49 PM
Who cares?
Lindsey
08-20-2008, 06:10 PM
Who cares?
Welcome to the Celeb Talk/Gossip forum! :cool:
Glad you could share your two cents.
D.B. Cooper
08-20-2008, 06:25 PM
They probably thought after finally tying the Knot, things would go back to when they got engaged and were so happy. Sadly this never works.
She sure is beautiful though.
MoovEDude
08-20-2008, 08:47 PM
I thought the same thing.
and after 6 weeks of marriage, I believe it :D
But then again, who cares...I can luv me some MANGO :p
thedudeman69
08-20-2008, 08:48 PM
Holy shit, Chris Kattan was "Walter Melon" in the Aqua Teen Movie???
uhm, you didn't recognize his voice?
By the way, I find him overrated as a comedic actor. man. he was shitty in Monkeybone and most of anything he did after Roxbury/SNL
eljefe15
08-20-2008, 11:36 PM
Never really cared for him, even on SNL. But they're together for several years then get divorced after 8 weeks? Umm, was she just looking for a paycheck or what?
Tweek
08-21-2008, 12:05 AM
Why would you think that?
http://tv.jubii.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftdXh.html
Sketches during Ben Affleck episodes where he was gay for Mango were gold.
Elgyn
08-21-2008, 04:50 PM
She must have seen "Corky Romano".
chasingbanky
08-23-2008, 03:35 AM
I guess we know exactly how long the "Don't touch the Mango," is funny... Or should I say tolerable?
Mr.HyDe807
08-24-2008, 04:27 AM
I think if we all did the whole "what is love" deal on the Pepsi commercial, he would defintiely be genuinely pissed.
dellamorte dellamore
08-25-2008, 02:07 PM
She must have seen "Corky Romano".
I was thinking she saw Taxi then ran for the hills .
Tweek
08-25-2008, 03:19 PM
I was thinking she saw Taxi then ran for the hills .
That was Jimmy Fallon.
dellamorte dellamore
08-27-2008, 08:30 AM
That was Jimmy Fallon.
Damn , i always get those guys mixed up . To me there's really no difference ;)
Tweek
08-27-2008, 09:02 AM
Damn , i always get those guys mixed up . To me there's really no difference ;)
Um... Fallon doesn't have this kind of depth to his "acting". (http://videos.diariometro.es/video/iLyROoaftdXh.html) (Mango used to be my favorite on that show.:cool:)
joeyatog
09-11-2008, 01:47 PM
Kattan was good on SNL. I always enjoyed his Mango and the Antonio Banderas...how you say?....ah yes...The Show!
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