Celebs need to grow the F**K up!

[Donnie_Darko]

I'm seriously sick of this fucking shit.

Gwen Stefani gives birth to boy, and CRUELLY names it Zuma Nesta Rock (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iJBPhUCyGDnkRlbvJJFx3ob_aHUwD92NJRMG0)

I mean... come the fuck on people. These are HUMAN BEINGS (or will at least eventually become them), and not fucking stuffed animals. You want to name your stuffed bear Zuma... FINE! You wanna name your faux beer Zuma... FINE! But for the love of fucking humanity, don't name your fucking child ZUMA!

Yea, I know, it's not big deal and doesn't affect, nor effect my life, but... Jesus... ZUMA NESTA? Makes me want a fucking tropic island drink!

Gwen just proved she's a fucking twat.

:mad:


--just saw the thread in the Celeb forum, but this is still valid isn't it?--

[BadCoverVersion]

Yes that is a fucking stupid name...and I find it hard to picture ordinary Grandparents, Aunties, Uncles and whatnot referring to a little one as Zuma without feeling a bit weird about it.

I thought a little bit more of Gavin Rossdale actually...he's always seemed relatively down to earth.

Apparently not.

Congratulations to them anyway.

[Et3rnal L1ght]

Well, I guess being celebs doesn't make them different, but being so diffirent makes them celebs :rolleyes: I mean, as long as there are many fans who encourage that kind of acts and support that kind of celebs, celebs will keep doing those stupid acts.

I can never stand that girl anyway. She tries to be somthing she can never be, a rocker :mad:

[ilovemovies]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: NOTHING tops Pilot Inspektor.

[Lawgick]

I don't see the problem. Maybe it isn't Gwen that needs to grow the fuck up.:cool:

[Et3rnal L1ght]

I don't see the problem. Maybe it isn't Gwen that needs to grow the fuck up.:cool:

Yah, you're totally right. It's not Gwen who need to grow up :rolleyes: It' you :mad:

[RustyRazor]

I'm taking it she was probably pumped full of drugs and instead of naming the lad Gavin Jr., she shouted out the first three things she could think of.

1 ) Zuma = Zuma Beach, California (She's a Californian, so...)

2 ) Nesta = she saw a bird's nest on her way to the hospital

3 ) Rock = the object she threatened to use on her husband's genitals if she was ever subjected to passing a baby through her hollaback hole


Something like that?
Jeez, Gwen.
What the hell.

[Lawgick]

Yah, you're totally right. It's not Gwen who need to grow up :rolleyes: It' you :mad:

LOLUMAD?:D

[jdparker]

If Gwen Stefani was having my baby she could name it WHATEVER the fuck she wants. However if it were up to me, I'd name it "Legitimate Proof I Nailed Gwen Stefani"

[Lucky Denver]

If Gwen Stefani was having my baby she could name it WHATEVER the fuck she wants. However if it were up to me, I'd name it "Legitimate Proof I Nailed Gwen Stefani"

Ding ding ding! And the winner is. . .:D

Stupid fucking name. Of course, if I'm ever famous I'm going to give my kids shitty names just so I can be bashed on Joblo. How fucking cool would that be?

My son will be Joblarrow Forum.

[bigred760]

Yea, I know, it's not big deal and doesn't affect, nor effect my life,[/I]

This part of the post confused me.


But anyway . . . that kid's screwed. No way she's going through life without being made fun of. Poor kid.

[scottmushroom]

If Gwen Stefani was having my baby she could name it WHATEVER the fuck she wants. However if it were up to me, I'd name it "Legitimate Proof I Nailed Gwen Stefani"
nice!

[Reigh Kaufman]

Banjo, MoxieCrimefighter, Apple, Moon Unit, Dweezil.

If they were in Denmark, this would not happen. (Silly names are criminalized).

Still, I went to a school with a guy called Barry Fudge. He had a great time in class!

Made a man of him, anyway.;)

[Mr.HyDe807]

I would just like to know the backstory on how these names were brought up.....are their parents named this? Were they trying to be unique? Were Gwen and Gavin the real life characters of that couple (Ed Harris and i'm not sure the other one) in The Abyss where they....:MOVIE SPOILER ALERT:

stopped worldwide destruction through speaking to each other via keyboard on how much they love each other and the aliens thought it was the most beautiful thing they have ever read. So while they were brought up to the surface, the aliens asked Gavin if they could named their son after the leader......

:END SPOILER:

I'll probably never know, but it's good to brainstorm.

[the clever guy]

they're both really big fans of bob marley, hence the name. i believe it's one of his songs or something. also, their frist child was named after something bob marley related too. i heard this on the radio last night. that is how i know, and knowing is half the battle...


p.s. everyone here is right, the name is ricockulous.

[eljefe15]

Somebody should tell celebrities that a unique name does not equal unique individual.

[BadCoverVersion]

Still, I went to a school with a guy called Barry Fudge. He had a great time in class!

Made a man of him, anyway.;)

Oh Barry Fudge. I like it.

Apparantly no-necked personality free zone Lisa Rogers has a rugrat called Sparky Plug.

[edonline]

This is a good time to mention that Jason Lee's wife gave birth to a daughter. What will he name her to go along with his son Pilot Inspektor?

[electriclite]

Most of these names sound like something that should be gifted to a new puppy not a newborn.

Maybe the old adage is true, especially in celebrities' cases: Get a pet before a baby.

[eljefe15]

This is a good time to mention that Jason Lee's wife gave birth to a daughter. What will he name her to go along with his son Pilot Inspektor?

What about Air Traffic Controller?

[Shockwave]

Most of these names sound like something that should be gifted to a new puppy not a newborn.

Maybe the old adage is true, especially in celebrities' cases: Get a pet before a baby.


Often case, they seem to mistake one for the other.

[CuatroDiablos]

WHat's next?..some one naming their kid Kratos??

[Tonkuro]

Zuma I can live with, but Nesta and Rock? It sounds like some extreme Nestea brand. At least his name isn't Zebulon, or Duracell, like two of my friends.

[SkyNet]

isnt the song

"all i wanna do is zoom a zuma zoom zoom in my boom boom" or something like that? "Just shake your rump"!!

[Muta]

How long until she Japaneses's the kid's eyes?

Maan..she's fallen hard since the No Doubt days.

[electriclite]

isnt the song

"all i wanna do is zoom a zuma zoom zoom in my boom boom" or something like that? "Just shake your rump"!!
Reminds me of that damn car commercial: Zoom Zoom?


Ten to one that's gonna be his nickname.

[AshleysDad]

Why does anyone really care what celebrites do? Does it matter to your lives?

Many people like Gwen think they are some kind of artist and it in their individual bs mind, whatever they do will become in style and make them cooler. Look at what Prince did a few years ago, by naming himself a symbol. I could not believe that shit became legal and people in the media were all calling him "the artist formerly known as Prince." They should called him "The Asshole with no name"

[Buck Turgidson]

However superficially silly any of these kid's names are, none of them are going to be riding the bus to PS 268 to get pushed off the monkey bars by jealous classmates with more prosaic names.

In short, it's really no big deal.

[Lawgick]

Why does anyone really care what celebrites do? Does it matter to your lives?

Many people like Gwen think they are some kind of artist and it in their individual bs mind, whatever they do will become in style and make them cooler. Look at what Prince did a few years ago, by naming himself a symbol. I could not believe that shit became legal and people in the media were all calling him "the artist formerly known as Prince." They should called him "The Asshole with no name"

You seem to be contradicting yourself there guy.

[Spidey]

Still doesn't top the name of Nicolas Cage's son : Kal-El.

[soulcollector64]

I'm sort of both ways with this. On one hand I couldn't care what the kid is called but on the other I'm sitting here thinking, What the fuck? Her first kid has a normal-ish name but you turn around and name your second kid this? Who's turn was it to pick the name? Or did they decide to hire these guys to pick the name for the kid?

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/thumb/4/42/Manateessouthpark.JPG/776px-Manateessouthpark.JPG

[AshleysDad]

You seem to be contradicting yourself there guy.

No.

[rilocay]

As so stupid as these names sound today, they won't be as bad in the future. I mean, everyone used Nicknames instead anyways (unless it's something that bit formal), so it might not make any difference if not sound more normal in 20 years from now. I think Ziggy is an odd name but hey that dude is how old now, no ones gives a shit.

What bout' Nick Gage and is son Kahl-el or whichever it is lol.

[RustyRazor]

Why does anyone really care what celebrites do? Does it matter to your lives?

Many people like Gwen think they are some kind of artist and it in their individual bs mind, whatever they do will become in style and make them cooler. Look at what Prince did a few years ago, by naming himself a symbol. I could not believe that shit became legal and people in the media were all calling him "the artist formerly known as Prince." They should called him "The Asshole with no name"

Speaking only for myself, I got stuck with a name that I hated and when I see these kids coming into the world bearing "unique and profound "names, it pisses me off.

My name isn't as bad as some of these kids, but hey, it's still wrong.
Steven / Rebecca aren't bad names for children.
Boner Maudlin and Sissypated Snapdragon are.

They need to just stop.

[NuclearMisfit]

Thats it! Im naming my kid

Graham - Because I totally love Graham crackers!
Lexus - The car thats parked across the street from my house.
Astronaut - The career I always wanted

It sounds to me like these celebrities are getting their baby names from a random object name generator

[Lawgick]

No.

k

[Tweek]

Still, I went to a school with a guy called Barry Fudge. He had a great time in class!

That is the best name anyone has ever had. :D It sounds like a Roald Dahl character.


Speaking only for myself, I got stuck with a name that I hated and when I see these kids coming into the world bearing "unique and profound "names, it pisses me off.

My name isn't as bad as some of these kids, but hey, it's still wrong.
Steven / Rebecca aren't bad names for children.
Boner Maudlin and Sissypated Snapdragon are.

They need to just stop.

Bwahahaha

I too feel sympathy for kids stuck with names that'll be amusing for others.




Graham - Because I totally love Graham crackers!

Graham crackers rule... But isn't that an "acceptable" name anyway?

[Reigh Kaufman]

I'm going to share something with you people.

My username is Reigh Kaufman. It is taken from the name of my nephew - Reigh - and, of course, Andy Kaufman. I used it as a pseudonym for almost everything. (The name Reigh is a bastardization of the Gomez song 'Rie's Wagon', which I chose when he was born and my sister could not think of a suitable name).

My real name - not surname, I am not revealing that - is Bruce Lee.

Yes, fucking Bruce Lee.

I go by the name of Lee Bruce, for obvious reasons.

My name was chose by my father, who was a sixth dan black belt and heavily into Bruce Lee.

The funny thing is, however, that my parents second choice was Oak.

Oak - like the tree! Fucking hippies.

The point is, this has been going on a very long time, and it is not restricted to celebrities. I am now 31.

I am currently in the process of changing my name to Reigh Kaufman.

:)

[electriclite]

I'm going to share something with you people.

My username is Reigh Kaufman. It is taken from the name of my nephew - Reigh - and, of course, Andy Kaufman. I used it as a pseudonym for almost everything. (The name Reigh is a bastardization of the Gomez song 'Rie's Wagon', which I chose when he was born and my sister could not think of a suitable name).

My real name - not surname, I am not revealing that - is Bruce Lee.

Yes, fucking Bruce Lee.

I go by the name of Lee Bruce, for obvious reasons.

My name was chose by my father, who was a sixth dan black belt and heavily into Bruce Lee.

The funny thing is, however, that my parents second choice was Oak.

Oak - like the tree! Fucking hippies.

The point is, this has been going on a very long time, and it is not restricted to celebrities. I am now 31.

I am currently in the process of changing my name to Reigh Kaufman.

:)
My cousin named his first son Shang.

This is a guy who played Mortal Kombat every day as far as I could tell growing up. And no he is not Asian, he's hispanic and so is the kid's mother.

[electriclite]

Still doesn't top the name of Nicolas Cage's son : Kal-El.
Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor!

[Shockwave]

Audio Science and Pilot Inspektor!

I kid u not, way back in the day i saw a set of twins where my mother taught school named oranjello and geranjello.

.. named and green and orange jello. JELLO! The favorite snack of the mother while she was having them.:p

Those kids got fucked.

[goatwalker]

Honestly, if you're going to judge someone from thier name and not their character, you my friend need to reevaluate your life.

[electriclite]

No one is gonna judge their character, just the fact that they have a goofy name.

My name is Sybil. Quite tame in comparison, but that didn't stop your garden variety jerkwad kids from giving me grief by rhyming it with damn near everything that they could find, or just find crude things to attach to it.

At the same time, my brother's name is Swen and he hardly got any teasing except from one of his friends just joking around and calling him "Schwinn" on occassion.

If you're going to give your kid a unique name, then you should be required to impart the same advice they give newbie prisoners their first day in the joint, for your kid's first day of school.

Its thunderdome!

[ilovemovies]

Who named their kid Audio Science? I don't remember hearing about that one.

[RustyRazor]

I'm going to share something with you people.

My username is Reigh Kaufman. It is taken from the name of my nephew - Reigh - and, of course, Andy Kaufman. I used it as a pseudonym for almost everything. (The name Reigh is a bastardization of the Gomez song 'Rie's Wagon', which I chose when he was born and my sister could not think of a suitable name).

My real name - not surname, I am not revealing that - is Bruce Lee.

Yes, fucking Bruce Lee.

I go by the name of Lee Bruce, for obvious reasons.

My name was chose by my father, who was a sixth dan black belt and heavily into Bruce Lee.

The funny thing is, however, that my parents second choice was Oak.

Oak - like the tree! Fucking hippies.

The point is, this has been going on a very long time, and it is not restricted to celebrities. I am now 31.

I am currently in the process of changing my name to Reigh Kaufman.

:)

I feel for you, RK.
And I also feel for Zuma Beach Fraggle Rock when he starts to go to private school and he gets picked on by Orville Reddenbacher Ampitheater and Lampray Chupacabra Jackal.

Didn't think about that, did you, Gwen?

[Tweek]

Zuma Beach Fraggle Rock

bwahahahaha.

[The Heart Collector]

i never see what's so bad about this.

yes, these kids have names unlike normal society's kids.

however, these kids will live lives profoundly different than normal society's kids.

i mean these people are totally different from you and i. they'll live in fucking mansions, they'll live off their parents' millions for many years, they probably won't actually have to ever work, they'll only be associated with equally rich people, etc.


names and other cultural issues vary depending on what social class you're a member of. in a way, all these people are just wandering off into their own classes, with their own little cliques, etc.

yes, the names are objectively ridiculous or whatever, but not only is it not the end of the world, it makes its own twisted sense.


i don't see it as being that different from the typical high-class cretin called "percival" or something equally lame. or the more common example, african-americans naming their kids what most forum members would deem "made up" names. when you see crash, you wince when matt dillon acts racist by making fun of someone's name. when you make a post criticizing some celeb's ridiculous name, you think it's funny. i'm not saying you're some racist for mentioning something about a celeb's kids name or something, what i'm saying is they're similar phenomenons and cultural perception makes you view it differently. jsut like there's nothing profoundly strange about some black girl having a name that doesn't sound american to you, there's nothing profoundly strange about some drug addled rich moron naming his kid some strange thing.

[The Heart Collector]

this is like if it were the year 1200 and i was bitching out someone because his surname was "smith".



HGAHAHAHAHA SMITH YOU FUCKING MORON WHO THE FUCK CALLS HIMSELF AFTER HIS OWN JOB OCCUPATION!!!!! LOL



WILLIAMSON?!?! WHAT A DUMB FUCKING NAME!!! YOU ARE WILLIAM'S SON SO YOU ARE jUST PASTING THE TWO WORDS TOGETHER? GOD DAMN YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.



WHATS THAT? YOU ARE NAMING YOURSELF AFTER SOME SHITTY HEBREW EXPRESSION?!?! LOL JESSICA YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!

[The Heart Collector]

Seriously, it's just a perception thing. If you look up your own shitty name, it probably has some profoundly idiotic origin, though you see nothing wrong with it. But if someone else you knew named their kid something using that very same idea, you'd be like "what the fuck, man".

I speak Spanish. If I see someone in America naming their kid some random Spanish word, it looks funny. But my name is just some random LATIN WORD! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[electriclite]

Who named their kid Audio Science? I don't remember hearing about that one.

Shannon Sossaman

[BadCoverVersion]

Percival is a good fucking name!

[MoovEDude]

Only a child born into wealth wouldnt have a problem going thru life with that name..otherwise.....oh wait

[jaw2929]

I work for a welfare health plan... Though these aren't celebrity kids' names, they're still good fun:

Xerox

God
Shammgod
Christ (these three were siblings)

N'sayshable (Sound it out - Brutal!)

Female (pronounced Fee-mall-ey)
Male (pronounced mall-ey) - Brother & Sister of course


Ahhh the mental fucking cases people prove themselves to be. The people at the hospital shouldn't allow for it, honestly. They should say "Fuck that name, pick a better/more regular one, fuck-head". I don't know if these parents don't realize or don't care that they are fucking PUNISHING their kids by doing this. The children didn't ask for that kind of treatment. You fucking brought them into this fucked up world, at least cut them a fucking break by not giving them a name they'll be eternally fucking tortured with!

[Buck Turgidson]

Female (pronounced Fee-mall-ey)
Male (pronounced mall-ey) - Brother & Sister of course

Parents are big fans of Cat People.

[Crimson_Regret]

My name is Teague - I can't comment...

:(

[Tweek]

My name is weird mostly to non-Ethiopian/Eritrean people.:cool:



N'sayshable (Sound it out - Brutal!)



The one I bolded... Were they planning on turning him/her into a pop artist? :rolleyes:

[jaw2929]

I don't know, but I think N'sayshable is the absolute worst fucking name of them all, honestly. How could you fucking DO that to your child? It's un-fucking-believable. People that fuck with their kids and name them these riduculous names are fuckin' oxygen thieves.

[hasselbrad]

I saw the name Cashmo'nae on a police blotter recently. Splendid.
My mother wanted my name to be Bradley Parker... family name. My dad insisted on his middle name. Wayne. Just like half of the inmates on death row. Thanks dad.