Most bad-ass line in a movie

[sidburn]

My vote:

"Andy, we're friends to the end, remember?"
"This IS the end, friend!"

-Child's Play 1

[jaw2929]

What? Really? Wow.

How about an obvious one:

Yippee-Kai-Yay motherfucker.

Or anything involving the word "cunt". :p

[Reigh Kaufman]

The movie itself is absolutely shit, but I will always remember this bit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaEwxDIXAY

Charles Bronson - motherfucking Mr Majestyk himself - 'No we won't'.

Cool.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Reigh's reminded me of one.



"Look in your heart. Look in your heart."
"What heart?"

-- Miller's Crossing (spoilers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssX3l7LTFU8))

[mshulman5]

My vote would have to be for Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven......

Little Bill : "You just shot an unarmed man".

William Money : "He should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his bar with my friend".

[Antonio141]

Duchess (Tamara Dobson) to guard Stella Stevens in CHAINED HEAT (when Stella asked her: "What brings you so far North, Duchess?")...she replied "I got tired of fuckin' yo Mama!"

Chris (River Phoenix) to Ace (Kiefer Sutherland) in STAND BY ME: "Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more!"

[Le_Big_Mac]

"Go ahead. Make my day." - Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" - Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

"Looks like we're shy one horse."
"You brought two too many." - Harmonica, Once Upon a Time in the West

"I'll see you in hell."
"Yeah." - William Munny, Unforgiven

"If they move, kill 'em." - Pike Bishop, The Wild Bunch

[edonline]

Still one of my all-time favorites...

"Get away from her... YOU BITCH!", Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), "Aliens"

I remember seeing "Aliens" in the theater and when Ripley said that line, it seemed like entire audience cheered.

[A.J. Hakari]

"Don't you wanna hear my last words?"
"I just did."

-HEIST

God, I love Mamet.

[The Postmaster General]

"It's the one that says 'bad mutherfucker'."

[Kyler_Durden]

"I Need a car, a hard-top, and make sure its got a big trunk."
-Dwight

Sin City

[bigred760]

"Dodge this." - Matrix

"General! Would you like to step outside?" - Superman II

[Potzer! 37]

I had a really long post of my favorite and then my internet froze...so I'm just gonna put my two favorites:

"I came here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble-gum"

"You are not your job...you are not the contents of the wallet or how much money you have in the bank...you're not your fucking kackies...you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world..."

[n2oop5u]

I had a really long post of my favorite and then my internet froze...so I'm just gonna put my two favorites:

"I came here to chew bubble-gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble-gum"

"You are not your job...you are not the contents of the wallet or how much money you have in the bank...you're not your fucking kackies...you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world..."

Haha, sick quote. My favorite?

"A little fight in you... I like that."
"Then you're gonna love me."

or

"I'm not going to kill you... but that doesn't mean I have to save you."

or

"Ta da!"

[Mr. Creasy]

"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
- Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) in Snakes on a Plane

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
- Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) in The Silence of the Lambs

"Go ahead. Make my day."
- Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) in Sudden Impact

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
- Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando) in The Godfather

"Say hello to my little friend."
- Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface

"This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked."
- Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in Scarface

[ListersParanoia]

You tell young Vallon, I'm going to paint Paradise Square with his blood, two coats! I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts and as for you Mr. Tammany fucking hall...you come down to the Points once more and you'll be dispatched by my own hand! Now get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace. I paid you fair.

Bill the Butcher-Gangs of New York

[Worthystevens]

Not the most badass, but...

'That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.'

- Larry, Clive Owen (Closer)

[PSU80]

Just a few of my faves...

"He fell on the motherfuckin' cab; I think he's dead.

"Good guess."

"You killed him?"

"No, I shot him, bullets and the fall killed him."-Max & Vincent, Collateral.

"You better bury Ned right, better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons a bitches."-William Munny, Unforgiven.

"What's he saying boy?"

"I think he's making his peace with God."

"The hell with that, he makes his peace with me. I'm here in confession tonight you mother whoring irish nigger. Whose man are you? We speak english in this country, you see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak english with this fucking knife!"-Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York.

"Here's the thing... I don't give a ten-penny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack... That's pretty much the thing".-Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York.

"That my friends, is the minority vote. Now you've tasted my mutton, how do you like it huh? I want you to see this. This is you right here, notch forty-five, you irish bog bastard. Why don't you burn him, see if his ashes turn green."-Bill the Butcher, Gangs of New York.

[Hotbox]

"Cakka-dow"

Platoon

[Badbird]

"God's gonna sit this one out."

The Punisher


Not a movie, but still bad ass:

"Wake me when you need me."

Halo 3

[MarcoPolo]

"You just cost me $6,000. $6,000, and one Cadillac." Al Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross.

[blknge89]

the only scene with kick to the bawls that ever had me laughing

"You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres!"
Jack Slater- Last Action Hero

[Terror Australis]

"I take away his weapons...both of them."

- Sin City

[EvilHenchman]

"You just cost me $6,000. $6,000, and one Cadillac." Al Pacino in Glengarry Glen Ross.

There's very little in that movie that ISN'T "bad-ass".

"Get them to sign on the line which is DOTTED! You hear me, you fucking faggots?"

"Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers."
-Blake

"You never open your mouth til you know what the shot is. You fucking child."
- Ricky Roma

Way on the other side of the movie spectrum, I like:
"Winged Freak...Terrorizes...wait 'til they get a load of me."
- The Joker, Batman

And another Nicholson classic: "I want you to hold it between your knees."

[Potzer! 37]

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
Army of Darkness

"You gonna bark all day little doggie? Or you gonna bite?"
Res. Dogs

"You ever call me 'daddy' again, then I'll come back here and finish this fight"
Big Jake

"You feel that sting big boy? That's pride, FUCKIN' with ya."
Pulp Fiction

[Potzer! 37]

"Son of a bitch must pay"

"It's all in the reflexes."

Big Trouble in Little China

[Tony_Montana]

Watch from 1:40 onward... (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PrnaeFcN14E)

[Zizou]

Get away from her, you BITCH!

[Terror Australis]

Here's another one....

"Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"Name's Ash *cocks shotgun*. Housewares."

- Army of Darkness

[Bourne101]

Pretty much anything from Pulp Fiction...

"Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! " -Jimmy

"Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master." -Jules

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot." -Jules

"Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!" -Jules

"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?" -Jules

"I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly." -Jules

"It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker" -Jules

"I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!" -Jules

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." -Jules

[blknge89]

"Son of a bitch must pay"

"It's all in the reflexes."

Big Trouble in Little China

agreed

"Good guy, bad guy... I'm the guy with the gun."-AOD

[PSU80]

"Your out of options Max; you've got ten minutes. If your not back by then I stop by the hospital and execute your mother on my way out of town. Don't pretend indifference." -Vincent, Collateral.

"You move ten feet to the front and three to the right, wander, and innocent bystanders get the first rounds, got it?" -Vincent, Collateral.

[Potzer! 37]

"Immortality...take it! It's yours!"
Troy

"Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained!?"
Gladiator

"You're all clear kid...now let's blow this thing and go home."
Star Wars: A New Hope

"Water, is for quitters. Water makes you weak. The only reason you need water is to wash the blood of my uniforms and you don't get blood on my uniforms."
Remember the Titans

"I been planning it all month...the shit's chess son, it's ain't checkers!" and most of Denzel's dialogue from Training Day..."I'm the po-lice! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

[Mr.HyDe807]

Smile you son of a bitch!
-Jaws

I've got an itch.....down there. You mind?

Now the whole world is gonna know you died scratching my balls!
-Casino Royale

[mutant_gorilla]

"I'm not your fucking mommy" - The Ring Two, horrible movie overall, but i loved this scene.

"I fucking hate Goldfrapp" - Ellen Page, Hard Candy
"Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?" - Ellen Page, Hard Candy

Capitán Vidal: Tell my son the time that his father died. Tell him...
Mercedes: No. He won't even know your name.
-Pan's Labyrinth

[ListersParanoia]

God will forgive them...He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven.

I can't live with that.




Richard - Dead Man's Shoes

[muttly69]

Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!

[Iclubseals]

"Hey, your bleeding!"

"I aint got time to bleed!"

Jesse Venturas character in Predator

[scottmushroom]

"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Batman

[martyds761]

"I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook." Worm-The Crow

"Hide the rum." Jack-PotC 2

Too many in this Spaceballs.