Movie scenes you laughed the hardest at

[sidburn]

1. Hotel fight scene - Borat
2. Leslie Nielson naked at the U.N. - Scary Movie 4
3. Butters singing "What What in the Butt" - South Park (not a movie, but...)
4. Penis rocket - Austin Powers 2
5. Both "10 reasons" scenes - My Best Friend's Girl

[athf1980]

1. wax scene in 40 year old virgin
2. period blood on Seth pants-superbad
3. Jim and his dad in Hospital-American pie 2
4. game show-Mallrats
5. Sideshow bob stepping on racks many of times

[ListersParanoia]

The "penis cookie" in Death to Smoochy got me going pretty good.

[JJFlamingo]

Recently:

The shower peephole scene from Porky's followed immediately by the scene in the principal's office ("Have you seen this prick?")...

All Time:

The driving-along scene in Up In Smoke early on right up until they get busted ("Ya keep a-knockin but ya can't come in!")...

Last 20 minutes of Blazing Saddles...

Lancelot storming the wedding in Monty Python And The Holy Grail...

:D

[Tayzlor]

STONEHENGE

[Le_Big_Mac]

The Monster and the blind man in Young Frankenstein
The Monster and the little girl in Young Frankenstein
All the scenes with the jive-talking black guys in Airplane!
Drebin posing as an umpire in The Naked Gun
The scientists interrogating Woody Allen's character about the past and he gives all the wrong answers in Sleeper
The Killer Rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Jack Warden's death scene in Used Cars
Ralph and Norton filming a live infomercial in The Honeymooners (the TV series, not the movie with Cedric the Entertainer!)

[PSU80]

Under the table hand job from "Wedding Crashers"

When Woody Harrelson throws the screaming hot cup of coffee in his partners face when the land lady catches him paying the guy off for "mugging" her. "Kingpin".

The scene from "A River Runs Through It", when Paul and Norman find Jessies brother and the slutty girl, naked and sunburnt in the bushes together.

The dinner scene from Scary Movie 2. "I don't know what the hell that is, but I lick it any way." Lol.

[Mr. Creasy]

These two for me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSuyZjjIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZV1MSldJk&feature=related

HANDS DOWN!!!!!

[jaw2929]

Right off the top of my head, 3 that stand out:

The afformentioned naked chase scene in Borat.

The diahhrea scene in Dumb & Dumber.

The donut scene in Van Wilder.

All three had me in tears I was laughing so hard. :D

[Kyler_Durden]

Will Ferrell at the end of Zoolander... where he's screaming like the wicked witch of the west when she starts to melt.

When Harry(Robert Downey Jr.) sees the dead body in his shower, then accidentally pees on it in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

In Accepted, that Afro-headed spazzy kid suggests that they have a "Battle Royale". OR When the skeleton falls from the ceiling and Jonah Hill screams like a little girl.

PS-Accepted is such an under-rated movie.

[scottmushroom]

Most recently a couple of scenes from In Bruges.

"They're filmin midgets!"

and the whole scene where they are drugged out....most specifially the karate chop.

[Reigh Kaufman]

I have quite a random sense of humour - I like The Might Boosh and Kids in the Hall, etc - so I worry that some of mine may not be as obviously funny as some of the great scenes posted here.

However, for reasons even I'm not sure of:

The Truman Show - When Truman asks for a ticket off the island and the guy asks whether he wants a single or a return. Truman can't quite process the question...and gasps, 'Return!' as though it were the dumbest thing he ever heard.

O'Brother, Where Are Thou? - I've mentioned this before, but the scene where George Clooney says, 'Damn, we're in a tight spot!' three times. Then, moments later, we HEAR him off-camera saying, Damn, we're in a tight spot!'.

Annie Hall - Has to be the scene where Alvy is eating dinner with the family, the camera cuts away from him, then back...and he is dressed as a Hassidic Jew for the briefest of moments.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Jeremy - "Brick killed a man!"..."Yeah, I saw that..." that whole scene made me crack up at the cinema.


Clerks - "I hope you enjoyed your ruse, ma'am". Priceless.

Man on the Moon - When Andy Kaufman starts to heckle the wrestling crowd. "This is toilet paper!". I love the way he incites them.

Grosse Point Blank - It's all about the delivery, but the moment Martin Blank rescues the young store clerk from certain death when the bomb explodes. He asks the clerk if he's okay. The clerk ungratefully responds, 'No, I'm not all right! I'm hurt, I'm pissed, I gotta find a new job!'

Harold and Maude - The scene where Harold's mother is talking to Harold's date and we see Harold in the background calmly covering himself in petrol and then (apparently) burning himself to death while his date watches in horror.

Jaws - Quint crushes a beer can effortlessly. Unfazed, Hooper crushes his styrofoam coffee cup.

The Jerk - The scene which includes Navin shouting, 'He really hates these cans!' made me buckle when I was 12.


Man Bites Dog - It is in very bad taste, but I couldn't help but laugh at Remy's constant explanations of how his crew have been killed and how he will continue to make the film, 'because that's what he would have wanted'.

My Cousin Vinny - When Vinny finally snaps under the pressure of the court case and starts to yell at his fiancee, mimicking her biological clock ticking by stamping his feet on the ground like a five year old. The whole scene is the best Pesci has ever been.

Office Space - The 'I'm not going to go to work' scene.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Jeff Goldblum is trying to talk, but Cody, a three-legged dog, is pining for attention. Jeff Goldblum, irritated, asks for the name of the dog. When he is told the dog's name is Cody, he strikes it with a piece of rolled up paper....'Be still, Cody' (or something like that). Honourable mention to the 'I'm the only one that got hit?' leeches scene.

In Bruges - Probably the scene where he karate chops the midget, but I haven't laughed so much at a movie since I discovered Monty Python and Withnail and I.

I should also add Pineapple Express, but it's a bit too soon to know if it will stand repeat viewings. That said, the moment when Saul is crying on the swing and trying to eat a burger at the same time literally had me holding my nose to stop laughing loudly at the cinema.

[Badbird]

The rooftop funeral in Last Action Hero.

The sex scene in Scary Movie.

The movie theater intro to Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[Zizou]

From The Man With Two Brains:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r4rS0yzQ1M

From Dr Strangelove:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0

[breedppts2fight]

In Bruges - When Ray first finds the midgets and tries to impress the girl by telling her about all the midgets that have committed suicide. The bit at the end when the tower is closed because the fat folk died on the way up.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - When Harry kills the guy trying to play russian roullette.

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjQk2Rj5IHM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDI15t8xa7U

[JackassFan]

Bohemian Rhapsody - Wayne's World
The whole Saturday Night Fever spoof - Airplane!
"These go to 11!" - This Is Spinal Tap
Will Ferrell accidentally shooting himself with a horse tranquilizer - Old School
The opening of City Lights

[Mr. Creasy]

This scene from 'Old School' is funny as hell... sorry I couldn't find the video in english

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMcKuj_nyeU&feature=related

[EvilHenchman]

As soon as I post this I know I'm going to remember 20 more, but here's some:

Clerks. - The Jedi/Empire debate.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut - "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch"

Blazing Saddles - Sheriff Bart's introduction to the fine folks in Rock Ridge

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - "If-if-if-uh, if-if-if-uh..."

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - "Every Sperm is Sacred" and the second part of "Part VI"

This Is Spinal Tap - The Stonehenge model's debut

Raising Arizona - Gale and Evelle's bank holdup

Ghostbusters - "Dogs and cats...living together..."

Dumb and Dumber - Lloyd's gotta go...and how.

[Dr.Frankenstein]

Freddy vs. Jason - Rave party scene in corn field(?) -smart ass teen finishes lippin' off to Jason Voorhees and in a split second gets his head twisted clear off in one quick snap- courtesy of Jason's super human strength. major LOL (even though I was the only one in a packed theater to laugh out loud and see the humor in this.....) :p

[Mr.HyDe807]

Freddy vs. Jason - Rave party scene in corn field(?) -smart ass teen finishes lippin' off to Jason Voorhees and in a split second get his head twisted clear off in one quick snap- courtesy of Jason's super human strength. major LOL (even though I was the only one in a packed theater to laugh out loud and see the humor in this.....) :p

I'm right there with you Frankenstein. The second that happened i was the only one that yelped out a laugh. Too good. :p

[Lazy Boy]

Austin Powers: "Who...does...number...two...WORK...FOR??"

Mrs. Doubtfire: "It was the drink that killed him."
"He was an alcoholic?"
"No, he was hit by a Guinness truck."

[ilovemovies]

Airplane: "What's your roger, Roger? What's your clearence, Clearance?"

Actually the whole damn movie made me laugh out loud. That is seriously the funniest movie I have ever seen.


Dumb & Dumber:

Second funniest movie ever. Too many scenes for me to mention. But a few:

When Jeff Daniels trades his dead bird for something with the blind kid.

Jim Carey's dream sequence.

Jeff Daniels getting his tongue stuck and they have to pull him off. That one had me squirming and busting out with laughter at the same time.

Them proving why they don't need a radio in their car.

Carrey trading in their van for a bike.

The resturaunte scene where they accidentally give the one bad guy with them the poison.


The list goes on and on.



South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

- Another one of the funniest movies ever. And I especially loved ALL of the songs.

[APzombie]

Peter Sellers and James Mason's conversation outside the hotel in Lolita