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Robot
09-25-2008, 09:54 AM
According to In Touch Weekly, Natalie Portman and her furry musician friend Devendra Banhart have split up, and Queen Amidala is back on the market. According to our sense of reality, we don't really have a chance anyway.
Portman began dating the folk singer in March, when she filmed a starring role in Devendra’s Bollywood-style video, "Carmensita." A source confirmed, "Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away."

http://www.popeater.com/movies/article/natalie-portman-single-again/187619?icid=100214839x1210019442x1200619860

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When I read that this morning I immediately thought of all the guys on here who love Natalie so I thought I'd post.

poguesfan
09-25-2008, 09:55 AM
NATALIE CALL ME!!!!!!

RustyRazor
09-25-2008, 09:57 AM
She never got over HIM:

http://www.newvisionrecordings.co.uk/images/biography/pic_v_for_vendetta.jpg

Be strong, Nat.
Love will find you one day.

moviemaniac8210
09-25-2008, 08:27 PM
Remember those pictures of the two of them and he was wearing those girly sunglasses? He looked like a fucking sissy!

You'll find better, Nat. Way better.

bigred760
09-26-2008, 08:36 AM
Lucky me.

Tweek
09-26-2008, 08:43 AM
She never got over HIM:

http://www.newvisionrecordings.co.uk/images/biography/pic_v_for_vendetta.jpg

Be strong, Nat.
Love will find you one day.

LOL

And damn Hugo Weaving is all kinds of fine:eek:. It's not exactly clear in that pic. Just thought I'd say.


Lucky me.


Now we play the waiting game. :p

NuclearMisfit
09-26-2008, 08:50 AM
Remember those pictures of the two of them and he was wearing those girly sunglasses? He looked like a fucking sissy!

You'll find better, Nat. Way better.

He looked like he just came out of the wardrobe closet in the Yellow Submarine

http://vansal.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/natalie-portman-devendra-banhart.jpg

Good for her

kewljoe
09-26-2008, 12:30 PM
thank god that mustve been her just experimenting since the other "normal" ones shes dated havent worked out ....hold out for me babe!

ElderPredator
09-26-2008, 12:33 PM
Never fear gents, she was on my lap the moment the news broke out.

Juliet Bravo
09-26-2008, 12:49 PM
Devendra isn't that bad, and he's kind of feminine. Maybe Natalie's exploring her lesbian side, and the next step is a woman. Lol.

BanksIsDaFuture
09-26-2008, 01:09 PM
Maybe she doesn't like sharing her clothes with her b/f like Ashlee Simpson does.

BadCoverVersion
09-26-2008, 03:02 PM
MUST I POST MORE HOT DEVENDRA PICS?

OK...IF I MUST!

http://www.chrisbuck.com/images/FullSizePhotos/Devendra%20Banhart%20b.jpg

http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-2devendra_banhart_1_lg.jpg

http://www.jameskendi.com/music/devendra%20guitar%20portrait.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/devendra_banhart.jpg

http://images.jambase.com/bands/DevendraBanhart/feature/big2.jpg

http://www.younggodrecords.com/download/devendra/sDevendraBanhart.2.jpg

HUBBA HUBBA!

ElderPredator
09-26-2008, 03:15 PM
MUST I POST MORE HOT DEVENDRA PICS?

OK...IF I MUST!

http://www.chrisbuck.com/images/FullSizePhotos/Devendra%20Banhart%20b.jpg

http://www.exclaim.ca/images/up-2devendra_banhart_1_lg.jpg

http://www.jameskendi.com/music/devendra%20guitar%20portrait.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/devendra_banhart.jpg

http://images.jambase.com/bands/DevendraBanhart/feature/big2.jpg

http://www.younggodrecords.com/download/devendra/sDevendraBanhart.2.jpg

HUBBA HUBBA!

Somebody needs to tell this guy that the 70's are long over.

bigred760
09-26-2008, 03:51 PM
Now we play the waiting game. :p

I've become quite good at it.

Cosimo
09-26-2008, 04:51 PM
god damn beatnik with his long hair and his far out thoughts

i bet he's the type to pick up a guitar at a house party and starts strumming and even worse singing!! i have seen this happen no jk! i laughed in this particular students face muwhaha put some dnb on jerk ass and shut the fuck up already, your ruining my high!

unless your robert johnson, muddy waters and all the old blues singing greats that the white man stole from i don't want to hear it

to sum up guitar playing attention seeking students should be shot. they are just init for the pussy that is that

muwhahskjhss;lskdlkm/.....

i'm sure he is ok, me kid is all

FLAME_ON
09-26-2008, 06:52 PM
to sum up guitar playing attention seeking students should be shot. they are just init for the pussy that is that

I don't know... Sometimes I can't tell if they're delusional or just extremely "passionate"... There will be kids walking around my campus, walking while playing and singing. And I'll look at them in eyes and their minds are off in space, almost as if they don't even realize what they are doing. And seriously, I just can't help to think why the fuck would they pay $15,000+ a year to go to school when obviously they just want to be a street urchins. To me, they're on the same level as the religious nutjobs that stand in our courtyard and tell students they're going to hell because of we drink, have sex, and do drugs.

Cosimo
09-27-2008, 03:02 PM
yessum

peeps who at some kind of social gathering whip out their guitar and try and get everyone together for a singalong are real stupido

i went to a house party where these hippie lames started jamming in their shit house in kilburn. everyone clapped after their 40 minute jam session but i was like oh geez

im quite polite to tell the truth but inside i hates that kind of behaviour

Hotbox
09-28-2008, 10:22 AM
The next time he (DEVENDRA) comes around my house again and starts playing his hippie jam, I'm gonna sneak outside, break up some glass and mix it with dog poo.
Then I'm gonna spread the poo-glass evenly under the door handle of his VW camper van.
When he leaves and opens his door, not only will he cut his finger, he'll put it in his mouth to stop the flow of blood. (oooooh Shitty lips! not nice)

So there's an idea for you LaMotta the next time you're in that position.

inglourious basterd
09-28-2008, 10:52 AM
So I looked up the video that they did together....here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QAPjtO2cA

eljefe15
09-28-2008, 10:59 AM
yessum

peeps who at some kind of social gathering whip out their guitar and try and get everyone together for a singalong are real stupido

i went to a house party where these hippie lames started jamming in their shit house in kilburn. everyone clapped after their 40 minute jam session but i was like oh geez

im quite polite to tell the truth but inside i hates that kind of behaviour

I agree with the first part. It always makes me uncomfortable since in that situation, I've never really heard anybody that was good. But let me get this straight, it was their house and their party? Why didn't you just leave then?

Cosimo
09-28-2008, 11:17 AM
I agree with the first part. It always makes me uncomfortable since in that situation, I've never really heard anybody that was good. But let me get this straight, it was their house and their party? Why didn't you just leave then?

i was with friends staying round their house, i didn't know the hippies. infact after the jam ended me and my bud from new york city who was down in london went to go and pick my car up from the park where we had been smoking earlier on only to find that the it had been locked in! so we drove around the park at 3am stoned looking for an exit. i managed to get the car stuck inbetween two bollards unable to reverse so we had to wake this aborigine up from his house who used a walking stick to move his car so we could get the hell out of dodge

and hotbox thats evil man, cartman evil

BananaDancer
09-28-2008, 07:44 PM
I don't think shes really anything all that great.

JJFlamingo
09-28-2008, 10:12 PM
I'd like her a lot more if she didn't come off in every interview she does like a snotty, spoiled, stuck-up, pretentious little bitch...:D

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