10 most assholish movie characters ever?

[sidburn]

1. Sack Lodge - Wedding Crashers
2. Ron Fox - Harold and Kumar 2
3. Sheriff Hoyt - Texas Chainsaw Massacre
4. Ace Merrill - Stand By Me
5. Glenn Goulia - Wedding Singer
6. Doug Neidermeyer - Animal House
7. Col. Shelton - Child's Play 3
8. Henry Bowers - IT
9. Russ Cargill - Simpson's Movie
10. Draco Malfoy - Harry Potter

[Rant]

Where's the Biff?

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and how about...

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Big Bro Chet from 'Weird Science'?

and this Douchenozzel...

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Captain Rhodes from 'Day of the Dead'?

[Le_Big_Mac]

1. Albert Spica - The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
2. Doyle Hargraves - Sling Blade
3. Battling Burrows - Broken Blossoms
4. David Kleinfeld - Carlito's Way
5. Dr. Leo Marvin - What About Bob?
6. Harry Brock - Born Yesterday
7. J.J. Hunsecker - Sweet Smell of Success
8. Principal Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
9. Principal Richard Vernon - The Breakfast Club
10. Michel Delassalle - Les Diaboliques

[poopontheshoes7]

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This little cunt bubble. I wanted to reach into the screen and choke his ass.

[The Postmaster General]

Awesome picks!

A few more...

Chad and Howard - In The Company of Men.

Mr. Potter - It's A Wonderful Life.

Daniel Plainview - There Will Be Blood.

Rip - Less Than Zero

[NuclearMisfit]

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This little cunt bubble. I wanted to reach into the screen and choke his ass.

definitely a walking pussyfart.

Rick Sandford in Angus - James Van Der Beek - Total dickhead and popular jock whos had it out for the kid with the weight problem

Watch Rick get his *spoilers* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4kVNRZUG3U

[notchreturns]

2. Doyle Hargraves - Sling Blade
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First to come to mind.

[JJFlamingo]

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Always and forever the King...:cool:

[bigred760]

"Assholish?" That's a first me.

Gotta agree with Biff and Percy.

[Alchemy]

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Shooter McGavin for the win.

[zzz179]

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Always and forever the King...:cool:

So fck true :D

[Hucksta G]

Percy - The Green Mile
Nurse Radcliffe - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Warden - The Shawshank Redemption
Marcia Gay Harden's character - The Mist
That guy that lets everyone in the hospital to see the elephant man
Elijah Wood - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Elijah Wood - Sin City
Ralph Fiennes - Schindler's List!!!
Matt Damon - The Departed
Kevin Bacon - Sleepers
The Coach - Mysterious Skin
Lil' Ze - City of God
That guy that licks William Wallace's wife in the face - Braveheart
Diane Court's dad - Say Anything
Sorry about the names I forget the actual characters names.

[EvilHenchman]

8. Principal Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller's Day Off


See, I never think of ol' Ed Rooney as a dick. As much as I like the character, couldn't Ferris be considered the real asshole when you get right down to it? Cons the hell out of everybody he comes into contact with - including his best pal, whose father's prized vintage car gets wrecked as a by-product of his selfish schemes?

Maybe it's just me.

And now a sentence I never thought I'd write: Some of my favorite assholes:

1. Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, Die Hard
2. Mayor Larry Vaughn, Jaws
3. Salieri, Amadeus
4. Walter Peck, Ghostbusters
5. Captain Hadley, The Shawshank Redemption
6. Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II
7. Cypher, The Matrix
8. Chet Donnelly, Weird Science
9. The Trucker Who Gives Clark Kent a Beatdown, Superman II
10. Dr. Peter Silberman, Terminator 2: Judgement Day
10 a. The Hospital Guard Who Licks Sarah Connor's Face While She's Restrained, Terminator 2: Judgement Day

[The Postmaster General]

10 a. The Hospital Guard Who Licks Sarah Connor's Face While She's Restrained, Terminator 2: Judgement Day


I was just thinking of that guy before I read your post. It's probably the face licking mentioned by Hucksta that prompted it.

[poguesfan]

Well if you were making a teen film during the 1980s and needed a douche bag villian, I'm pretty sure you looked in the book under either James Spader (Pretty In Pink and Less Than Zero) or William Zabka (The Karate Kid.)

[The Postmaster General]

James Spader (Pretty In Pink and Less Than Zero)


Right on. I mentioned Rip from < Zero earlier and was thinking you could make an entire thread about Spader's assoholic characters. Even onward, you have Secretary, and his Seinfeld appearance was pretty funny because he was trying to break away from that, but the show's characters made that impossible.

William Zabka (The Karate Kid.)

Awesome! That guy was the go-to asshole.




Some more:

The Nihilists from The Big Lebowski

Future Man - Bottle Rocket

[PSUDelVec]

Some great picks, all.


4. Walter Peck, Ghostbusters


Great to see someone recognize William Atherton for a great Asshole turn in Ghostbusters. But let's not forget he played another great asshole in Die Hard. William Atherton: The Go-To Asshole of the 1980s. Here's some more:

1. Ellis, Die Hard
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Classic 80s guy. Oily, smug, and a cocaine fiend. His only regret is that he has bone-itis (A Futurama reference)

2. Cal, Titanic
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A real man makes his own luck, to quote Dwight Shrute quoting Billy Zane.

Huge dick. Not really much more to say...

(But I will defend Zane as long as I live. 1) Who cheats on who in that movie? 2) Who rides a wooden plank while Leo dies? 3) Who saves a little girl he doesn't even know? I rest my case)

3. Todd and Margot, Christmas Vacation
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Yuppie trash.

4. Delbert Grady, The Shining
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Gets a little handsy in the bathroom if you ask me. Also, he's a pushy ghost and cops an attitude when Wendy locks Jack in the freezer.

5. HAL 9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Why would someone go through the trouble of creating a computer with such elitist sensibilities? ASSHOLE IN SPACE

[cerealkiller182]

This guy in almost anything he does
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Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Real Genius off the top of my head

[HurricanesR1]

Mark Wahlberg in "The Departed"!!!!!

i personally loved his character in that movie. he was definitely a prick, but man he was hilarious

"maybe, maybe not...maybe **** yourself"

[Jig Saw 123]

Leon- Blade Runner
Roy Batty- Blade Runner
Bill-Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
Alex DeLarge and his Droogs- A Clockwork Orange
Amanda Young- Saw II, III
Palpatine- Star Wars

[PSUDelVec]

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Jeremy Piven as Cheese in Old School

Call me when Jeremy Piven doesn't play a version of himself.

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Jenny's Commie Boyfriend in Forrest Gump

Ain't nothing better than seeing an asshole like this get his comeuppance... In the middle of a Black Panther Party, no less.

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The Warden in Cool Hand Luke

This fat toad... He speaks for himself.

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Begbie in Trainspotting

Quintessential friend that you can't take anywhere.

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Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind

That's right, I said it. What a bitch. Thank god she's hot.

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Franklin in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

If there is a more gratifying death in film history, I haven't seen it. What a whiny prick. I know he's in a wheelchair, but damn...

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The Munchkin at the Gates of Oz in Wizard of Oz

Sometimes, the biggest assholes come in small packages.

[FilmJunkie1114]

1) George Lucas- FOR DESTROYING MY MOST BELOVED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES WITH SHITTY RECENT FILMS, YOU OUT OF TOUCH FUCK!!!!!! (sorry, it is an issue I'm pretty passionate about)
2) Nurse Ratched, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest- Still one of the characters I hate in films most of all; Louise Fletcher ruled in that flick.
3) Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With the Wind- So many people love her. I felt she was a whiny twat and she grated on me through the entire film (good thing Rhett was pretty pimp)
4) Blanche, Bonnie and Clyde- not only did she whine and bitch the entire time, but then she turns our heroes in, leading to their violent demise. The fact that she was not gunned down actually seems heartbreaking.
5) Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix- Umbridge was easily the best villain in the Potter series, as she cannot grace the screen without Potter fans wincing.
6) Ellis, Die Hard- Still one of the most infamous assholes. The fact that he thinks hes hot shit makes him even more grating.
7) Margaret White, Carrie- Fundamentalism at its scariest; Margaret White is an absolutely horrific figure, and I still rank her as one of my favorite figures in horror.
8) Biff, Back to the Future- Tried to rape Lorraine, and in an alternate universe forced her to get breast implants.

[muttly69]

Mrs. Carmody the religious freak from The Mist. I have never wanted someone to die more than her in a movie.