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PackBacker
10-27-2008, 08:16 PM
Anyone seen this atrocity? Did a search for it and couldn't find anything on the boards.

I just don't have the stomach to review it. This looks like something I shot on our home camcorder back in 87. Think of it as a low budget "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" with even worse acting. Scared yet?
ParileseMonster
10-27-2008, 10:12 PM
I have and I own the bitch and it is good for drunken fodder background noise and is currently on the rotation! :p
Evil Ed
10-28-2008, 07:33 PM
I've been throwing out subtle warnings about this "film"....STAY AWAY FROM IT LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE!!! DON'T GET SUCKED IN BY THE DVD COVER!!!

It's a f'n massacre with one kill, if you can even call it a kill. Jesus I hate this movie.

Check out the directors other effort Cannibal Campout instead.
Jewbo
02-24-2009, 05:12 PM
It was fun for what it was. it's kind of like a sitcom style film and if you are ok with a really cheap look and feel then you get some fun from it. I way actually go back and rewatch this now it's been brought up. Cannibal Campout is a better watch though, I'll agree with that.
g1ng3rsnap9ed
02-24-2009, 05:18 PM
Jewbo! I've heard a lot about you, man. So I read that you are a fan of Troll 2? Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! ;)
PackBacker
02-24-2009, 08:55 PM
I way actually go back and rewatch this now it's been brought up.


Lemme know if you still feel the same way after the re-watch. I've seen worse to be sure but this was a grade A stinker.
Evil Ed
03-05-2009, 01:20 PM
What the H is up with all these posters on Joblo now writing all these plugs for other sites? Get the fuck out of here.

Back on topic, don't waste your time with WCM it's the worst horror film I've ever seen. I would honestly watch the Prom Night remake 5 times before I ever stuck this shit back in my dvd player.
Venus Venusia
03-08-2009, 03:58 PM
Great title for a movie, lol. I've never heard of it before.
Cronos
03-08-2009, 04:27 PM
This is one of those films I see mentioned every few years or so and become intrigued by the title but never seem to find the damn thing, kinda like Microwave Massacre but I eventually saw that.
Henry Lee Lucas
03-10-2009, 09:07 PM
wow, ive heard a lot of good about this flick hahaha.
i guess ill have to torrent it first...
Cronos
03-20-2009, 08:27 AM
Just watched it and it's fucking terrible, but the shitty acting and the facial expressions they make are hilarious.
Jewbo
07-26-2009, 12:01 AM
Jewbo! I've heard a lot about you, man. So I read that you are a fan of Troll 2? Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! ;)

Yeah I've been a massive Troll 2 fan for years no. My prized movie item is a Troll 2 script I brought from the guy that played Elliott about 5 years ago now. Such a great read.
Jewbo
07-26-2009, 12:04 AM
Lemme know if you still feel the same way after the re-watch. I've seen worse to be sure but this was a grade A stinker.

I watched it again but this time with the commentary on. The director himself says that he was unhappy about the cover and the fact the film was was portrayed as a horror film when that wasn't what he was going for at all.