Who would the "Halloween" characters vote for?

[Elgyn]

Hey guys, tomorrow us Americans will be voting for our next President.

The Republican candidate is John McCain and the Democrat candidate is Barrack Obama.

So I was thinking: I wonder who the characters from the "Halloween" movies would vote for?

Laurie Strode would probably vote for McCain cause she`d like Sarah Palin.

Dr. Loomis would probably vote for Obama because he`s more thoughtful and stuff.

The Sheriff from Part 4 would no doubt vote for McCain because he`s tough on crime.

Jaimie Lloyd would probably vote for McCain/Palin because Palin is totally against abortion, even for rape/incest victims. Mwah, if you remember, Jaimie was raped by Michael Myers in Part 6, although it should be noted that the Producer`s Cut made this more clear than the regular verison.

Tommy Doyle would probably vote for Obama because he`d like his economic plan.

Bud the horny paramedic from Part 2 would probably vote for McCain/Palin cause he`d think Palin is hot.

Jimmy the heroic paramedic from Part 2 who slips on a puddle of blood and almost dies would probably vote for McCain cause he`s heroic and stuff. Mwah, McCain was a prisoner of war for a while in case you didn`t know.

The radio guy from Part 6 would probably vote for Obama cause of his energy policy.

The evil toymaker from Part 3 would probably vote for McCain cause he`s old and crazy like him. Uhh guys Part 3 didn`t have Michael Myers in it in case you didn`t know.

As for Michael Myers.....I wonder who he`d vote for?

WHOA, guys, imagine if you saw Michael Myers standing in line to vote! That would be scary huh?

Who do YOU think the "Halloween" characters would vote for?
YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!
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[Elgyn]

The construction worker who dies at the start of Part 6 would probably vote for McCain cause he`s a real man`s man.

The entire cast of Rob Zombie`s horrible remake would all vote for McCain cause they`re a bunch of ignorant hicks.

[JJFlamingo]

Loomis-before the events of the first two films, Obama. After, McCain.

Laurie Strode-McCain. Old-fashioned, traditional girl.

Annie Brackett-Obama. Too feisty.

Linda-Obama.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett-McCain, for law and order.

Bob The Impaled Jock-McCain, because his dad told him to.

Jimmy The Paramedic-McCain, because Laurie told him to.

Bud The Paramedic-McCain, because he seems the racist type.

Dr. Dan Challis-Obama, since doctors tend to be liberal.

Conal Cochran-Obama, then he won't need androids.

Ellie Grimbridge-McCain, because her dad was a small business owner.

Big Buddy And Family-McCain (small business owner).

Sheriff Meeker-McCain (law and order)

Rachel Carruthers-Obama, McCain would deny her health insurance.

Jamie Lloyd-McCain, to protect her from uncle.

Tina-Obama, because voting for him is cool!

Grady-McCain, to protect the right to bear arms

Ted Hollister-Obama, opposite reason as above

Man In Black-Bob Barr

Tommy Doyle-Obama, looser laws on stalking.

Busta Rhymes-Obama, obviously.

Michael Myers-Obama

[Elgyn]

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[miamita]

Laurie, Annie, Lynda and all the kids would all vote Obama. People may say Laurie is a sweet innoncent girl but I think she DEFINANTLEY has a party girl and bad side in her from the scene in which she was smoking pot with Annie in the car.

Dr. Loomis - Nobody or vote 3rd party. I still don't know if he is even a US citizen.

Sheriff - McCain

Tommy Doyle - McCain

Lindsay - Obama

[PSU80]

The entire cast of Rob Zombie`s horrible remake would all vote for McCain cause they`re a bunch of ignorant hicks.[/QUOTE]

Not everyone who is a conservative is an ignorant hick. Kind of like how not every democrat is a tax and spend, tree hugging, baby murdering, save the whales psychopath. Get a real perspective before shooting your mouth off.