Does Miss Piggy's Bacon Bring All The Jews To The Yard?

[Leonidas.300]

John Hurwitz claims -- according to the ticker tape -- to have a couple of eggs, some bacon, and two or three pieces of toast each morning and also get his fix of Joblo. John Hurwitz is Jewish. Bacon, an unresistable seductress, or should we be detecting a tone of sarcasm?

[JJFlamingo]

Uh, I don't get it...:confused:

[Powerslave]

It took me a little while, but I think I get it. Jews don't eat pork. I don't understand what Miss Piggy has to do with it though, unless that was just to make the title clever.

But if I am getting it, he's probably just not a practicing Jew.

[outsyder]

Bacon doesn't have to be exclusively a pork product.

[Leonidas.300]

It took me a little while, but I think I get it. Jews don't eat pork. I don't understand what Miss Piggy has to do with it though, unless that was just to make the title clever..

Miss Piggy...Pork/bacon...it was meant to be a funny and catchy headline, it clearly failed miserably. I was really just interested in one of the scrolling messages at the top, about Hurwitz and his fondness for bacon. The other poster explained it, I never knew that bacon isn't necessarily pork. Huwitz could have meant turkey rashers. I thought Hurwitz might have been sarcastic, liek a Jewish man saying "oh yeah sure I go to that site, just after I eat my bacon (pork) and pray to Jesus". But as bacon doesn't imply pork, I guess he could be telling the truth and does write here.

[BakeTheMooCow]

'Jewish' doesn't necessarily mean one's religion. It could just be his ethnicity.

[Mr.HyDe807]

http://www.darkfyreforge.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/04/ist2_1239117_scientist_shrug_on_gra.jpg

[FLAME_ON]

http://www.cinema-scope.com/images/LOTD_300.jpg
"Anti-semitics man. They creep me out."

[lukeisevil]

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/JustSTOP/this_sucks1.jpg

[MightyCelestial]

I didn't know Miss Piggy was Jewish.
I knew about Kermy being "green"
& Bert & Ernie being gay,
but this is news to me.

[Badbird]

What the fuck is going on?!?!?

[MightyCelestial]

What the fuck is going on?!?!?

Miss Piggy.
She's jewish.
Or she's a cannibal.
Or she's a jewish cannibal.


Either way,
she's thru.
CGI is what's in now.
Muppets are out.

Just look at the success of Kung Fu Panda, Wall-E & the like.
It's time she & the rest of her fellow "felt-material family" got their heads out of their asses,
not to mention those humans hands that control 'em,
& gave it up.
It's time to move on.

[Leonidas.300]

What the fuck is going on?!?!?

Wagwan is that people haven't read the thread. Mad hysteria broke out. All I was asking about was Hurwitz. I didn't believe he posted here, like it says in the scrolling message (ticker tape). I thought his quip about bacon and posting on Joblio was his sarcastic way of saying he doesn't come to this site. But its all been explained that bacon isn't necessarily pork. So now I kind of believe he posts here, but I still have some doubt about all these Hollywood insiders writing on this site.

[Leonidas.300]

I didn't know Miss Piggy was Jewish...this is news to me.

News to me to :confused: Who said she was Jewish?

[Monotreme]

You know, not all Jewish people are observant, strict religious types... I'm Jewish and I LOVE bacon and many other pork products. Yummm...

[MightyCelestial]

Pork rinds are my favorite.

[RustyRazor]

I don't know that Piggy is Jewish, but she is Canadian.

Canadian...bac....


...Kermie?...

[Leonidas.300]

I don't know that Piggy is Jewish, but she is Canadian..

This has taken off like Chinese whispers, I never said Piggy was Jewish. And just incase some bozo goes off on one, i'm not saying she's Chinese either ;)

[Leonidas.300]

http://www.darkfyreforge.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/04/ist2_1239117_scientist_shrug_on_gra.jpg

I'm almost positive I went to school with that guy. His name is Robert.

[bigred760]

Who the hell is John Hurwitz?

[Leonidas.300]

The write of Harold & Kumar, and he directed the Guantanamo Bay one. But i've misspelt his name, he's gone for John without a "h", Jon Hurwitz. "Who's Jon Hurwitz?" pshhh!