Eli Roth, Guillermo Del Toro - usernames

[Leonidas.300]

On the ticker tape there's a few messages from some of the industry's big names claiming to come to this site. Just wondering if anyone knew what their usernames were? or if you've ever written to any of them on here?

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Yea, I've wonderred this too-I'm not sure, but I think that LordSimen is Eli Roth. :D

[fooknasty]

Yea, I've wonderred this too-I'm not sure, but I think that LordSimen is Eli Roth. :D

Hahaha, me too.;)

[A.J. Hakari]

Guys, I'm here to fess up and reveal who I truly am.





I'm Adam J. Hakari. No questions, please. I treasure my privacy.

[LordSimen]

My Simen senses are tingling.

[john_rambo]

I am actually sylvester stallone, I come in here to spam and make you watch my movies.

[lukeisevil]

I am actually Mark Hamill.

[Tweek]

I'm Adam J. Hakari.

And I'm Mike Wallace and Lesley Stahl.

[Potzer! 37]

Can I be Bruce Campbell?

[Le_Big_Mac]

I'm Spartacus!

[Addi88]

My name is Robert Paulson.

[lukeisevil]

My name is Robert Paulson.

In project mayhem, there is no names.

[MisterTwister]

I'm Rob Zombie.

[Brendan M.]

I'm Orson Welles.

[dennisv]

And I be the Pappy.

[Weapon X]

I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

[SAI]

I'm Brian and so's my wife

[JJFlamingo]

I'm John Stamos...:D

[Leonidas.300]

My Simen senses are tingling.

Are you Eli Roth?

[Monotreme]

This thread is absolutely brilliant, and I mean that with utmost seriousness.

[Leonidas.300]

Monotreme, are you someone famous?

[Monotreme]

Monotreme, are you someone famous?

Alright, you got me... I'm actually Queen Elizabeth II, but don't let Philip know I frequent this site or he'll have my head!

[Leonidas.300]

I'm sensing a spartacus type moment here. Everyone claiming to be someone famous to disguise the identity of the true famous people. I wont bother them or call them names or anything, just let me know what username is Del Toro and Roth. I also think I saw one about Spielberg, but that must be a lie, I can't imagine Spielberg writing among us.

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

I'll fess up, I (we) are del Toro and I (we) are Roth. We made a joint-account to make the kewlest Schmoe in the 'Blo!

Okay, I'm not really del Toro/Roth, I'm just Emilio Estevez. :(

:p

[SAI]

I am SO tempted right now just to say... "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"

But that would be silly, so I won't.

[Dr Manhattan]

I am Optimus Prime.

[Brendan M.]

I'm Batman.

[Leonidas.300]

I am SO tempted right now just to say... "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"

But that would be silly, so I won't.

But you did, and it made me laugh :D

[jackson13]

I'm Spartacus!

No. I am Spartacus!

[Potzer! 37]

I am Bender, please insert girder.

[Donnie_Darko]

Luke, I AM you Father! :eek:

[ElderPredator]

I'm Chuck Norris!



Seriously....

[Weapon X]

I am the One, the only One; I am the god of Kingdom Come. Gimme the Prize!

[SatansPuppet]

I'm Chuck Norris!



Seriously....

No you are not......





.... OH sweet jesus, I'm blind!!! Chuck Norris Blinded me......




Have faith in the Norris or face judgement!!!

[Leonidas.300]

No you are not......





.... OH sweet jesus, I'm blind!!! Chuck Norris Blinded me......




Have faith in the Norris or face judgement!!!

If you ask him nicely maybe he'll cry for you. Its a well known fact that Chuck Norris' tears, used as eye drops, cure blindness. Though it must be said that Chuck has never cried. You have my sympathies.

[LordSimen]

Are you Eli Roth?

I don't like this question. So instead of answering it, I'll eat a cupcake.


Mmm. Cupcake.

[jdparker]

I am Bender, please insert girder.

I'm Bender too! God bless the mass-production of Bending Units.

[zombievictim]

Well. This escalated quickly.

[SweetEnLow]

I'm John Malkovich

[FLAME_ON]

Leonidas.300... I don't think (in fact, I'm positive it doesn't) the ticker tape comes from quotes off the forums. They're just quotes; they could have came from an interview, email, phone call, or where ever.

I don't think you'll find any celebs around here... sure there maybe some Schmoes who are in fact celebrities or success people within the industry, but no one knows, and there's probably a reason for that. Maybe they just want to feel like a Schmoe?

Plus, just because someone says they come to this site doesn't mean they're a part of the forums. There's a whole lot to this site besides the forums.

[a7xfan]

anyhows, even if spielberg was a schmoe,we would never know. nor would we believe anyone who claims to be spielberg.


i'll try anyways....i am johnny depp, and yeah....i'm awesome.

[poopontheshoes7]

Im Ron Burgendy?

[Leonidas.300]

Im Ron Burgendy?

Well if you can't spell your surname correctly what hope do the rest of us have. Yeah, you're the worst impersonator ever. Plus this is like the easiest form of impersonation. You don't have to look the part, you just have to spell your name, and you blew it.

[The Postmaster General]

I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

[xseanymacx]

I'm Tupac.

[Leonidas.300]

I don't think you'll find any celebs around here... sure there maybe some Schmoes who are in fact celebrities or success people within the industry, but no one knows, and there's probably a reason for that. Maybe they just want to feel like a Schmoe?
.

You gotta point. Its nice to think they do, but I guess we'll never know.

[poopontheshoes7]

Well if you can't spell your surname correctly what hope do the rest of us have. Yeah, you're the worst impersonator ever. Plus this is like the easiest form of impersonation. You don't have to look the part, you just have to spell your name, and you blew it.

Fuck!


*Runs away*


lol, I cant believe I actually spelled it wrong.


Im...Ron....BurGUNdy?

[AndrewDB]

Fine, I'm Charlie Kaufman. *

*This should make entirely way too much sense to the people who know me on here and know that I have an undying passionate love for Kaufman's screenplay writing style.

[killuminati003]

I'm Matthew...er, Perry? Yes-Perry. Matthew Perry, that's a famous name, right?

And...I broke the dam.

[FireCaptain4]

All I want to know is: which one of you bastards is Keyser Soze?

[Terror Australis]

They call me MISTERS Tibbs!

[Badbird]

I'm actually Michael Bay. I've come here to find out what all your favorite movies are so I can remake them.

Ha, ha! Suck it bitches!




Oh, by the way:

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/Nuke2.JPG

[Canto]

I'm fucking Matt Damon!

[FireCaptain4]

I'm fucking Matt Damon!

Sarah Silverman?!!! :p

[Weapon X]

I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!

[Tweek]

This thread is ridiculous...


Also, I am The Batman.

:D

[Potzer! 37]

I'm Bender too! God bless the mass-production of Bending Units.
You wish meatbag. Bite my shiney metal ass!

[Tweek]

Plus, just because someone says they come to this site doesn't mean they're a part of the forums. There's a whole lot to this site besides the forums.

What he said. Why, there's a front page full of articles... There are DVD reviews... Lots of stuff to do on JoBlo.com

[The Postmaster General]

I'm pretty sure The Heart Collector is Judi Dench.

[Lindsey]

Hahaha... What the hell is going on with this thread?

It's my 21st Birthday by the way... I'm semi wasted and checking on my forum... and had a good laugh reading these posts. It will most likely be closed tomorrow when I get to work.. so have fun while it lasts! :cool:

[JJFlamingo]

It's my 21st Birthday by the way... I'm semi wasted and checking on my forum... and had a good laugh reading these posts. It will most likely be closed tomorrow when I get to work.. so have fun while it lasts! :cool:

Happy birthday gorgeous! I'm sure you'll be just as lovely at 61 as you are today...;)

[Monotreme]

I'm pretty sure The Heart Collector is Judi Dench.

A few froot loops have just sprayed out of my nose along with some milk... thanks for that :rolleyes:

[Leonidas.300]

I'm fucking Matt Damon!


Yuck! this http://www.joblo.com/forums/image.php?u=27244&dateline=1227783785 fucking this http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4020/damonteamamericanc7.jpg

[echo_bravo]

Hahaha... What the hell is going on with this thread?

It's my 21st Birthday by the way... I'm semi wasted and checking on my forum... and had a good laugh reading these posts. It will most likely be closed tomorrow when I get to work.. so have fun while it lasts! :cool:

Damn happy Bday! Wish I could of bought you a shot!:cool:

[Kevin Lockard]

I'm sure a few celebrities come to the site (you can see Kevin Smith and Roger Ebert and others leave messages about how they visit the site and such) but you can certainly bet they don't come to the actual forums. I probably wouldn't either.

[Potzer! 37]

[Originally Posted by Bubba-"I'm pretty sure The Heart Collector is Judi Dench."]



I KNEW it!

[JoBlo]

Happy b-day, Lindsey! Now that you're 21...call me! ;)

I kid because I love. Seriously though, wishing you all the best in 2009!

[Criminal Rock]

My given name is Franklin Delano Bluth... but my friends call me Josué!

[Powerslave]

I'm pretty sure The Heart Collector is Judi Dench.
Holy shit, that just made my week. Thank you.

[darknite125]

I'm the Goddamn Batman

[Potzer! 37]

I'm the Goddamn Batman
Everybody wants to be the Batman...I'd rather be Tony Stark

[lukeisevil]

Everybody wants to be the Batman...I'd rather be Tony Stark

I'm IRON MAN BITCH

[Weapon X]

I am the Walrus. Goo goo g'joob.

[Rated R]

Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.

[screamer581]

Hahaha... What the hell is going on with this thread?

It's my 21st Birthday by the way... I'm semi wasted and checking on my forum... and had a good laugh reading these posts. It will most likely be closed tomorrow when I get to work.. so have fun while it lasts! :cool:



Happy B-day Linds!


*decides not to say that I am a celeb like everyone else*

[screamer581]

Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.



Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?

[Rated R]

Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?

I...don't...know...

[Potzer! 37]

I'm IRON MAN BITCH
Touche' sir.

[Evil Ed]

I'm Greg Bradley

[Tweek]

I...don't...know...

"Who the devil are you?!"

[Lindsey]

Happy b-day, Lindsey! Now that you're 21...call me! ;)

I kid because I love. Seriously though, wishing you all the best in 2009!

Damn happy Bday! Wish I could of bought you a shot!:cool:

Happy B-day Linds!

Thank you kindly everyone! :cool:

Fun thread & I'm super glad everyone revealed their true identities! But alas, its time to retire! Thread closed.