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Lindsey
12-31-2008, 03:03 PM
(From DailyMail) (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1103449/Fears-fallen-Hollywood-heart-throb-Joaquin-Phoenix--bloated-dishevelled-shadow-self.html)Three years ago, Joaquin Phoenix was the toast of Hollywood.

With millions of female fans and critical acclaim for his Oscar-nominated performance in Walk The Line, Joaquin was one of the biggest names in Tinseltown.

But, as these pictures show, the troubled star who recently announced his retirement from acting, has suffered a spectacular fall from grace.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/Joaquin-1.jpg

The 34-year-old star looked dishevelled and bloated when spotted partying in Miami Beach, Florida on Monday night. Wearing a ladies' hairclip to tie back his scraggy hair and his chiselled jaw covered up with a long, bushy beard, Phoenix looked a world away from the handsome Roman Emperor Commodus in 2000 epic Gladiator.

Joining him at the Liv nightclub was brother-in-law Casey Affleck, director Brett Ratner, actor/singer Jamie Foxx and hip-hop mogul Sean 'P Diddy' Combs.
A source with close ties to the actor says worries are mounting for his health, sanity and well-being after a particularly troubled 2008.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/joaquin2.jpg

The source told Mail Online: 'For people who know Joaquin, it's been an incredibly traumatic year, filled with chaos. 'Everyone wants to help but nobody's been able to break through. His bizarre behaviour has everyone worried. It's just getting scary.'

After a spell in rehab in 2005 and his recent erratic behaviour, the actor is cutting an increasing bizarre figure on the Hollywood social scene.It would be a damn shame if Joaquin ended up like his brother. I hope he gets help soon before its too late.

Lindsey
12-31-2008, 03:07 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/JOAQ2.jpg

^ Before and after... And a close-up of that god awful thing in his hair:

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/JOAQ2-1.jpg

The whole family: (And damn he looks like his father!)

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/phoenixfamilyan6.jpg

Bourne101
12-31-2008, 03:08 PM
Jesus he looks fucking terrible. It's a real shame, he was such a good actor.

Cosimo
12-31-2008, 03:09 PM
poor fella must be out of his mind to party with ratner and diddy

joaquin looks pretty cool i say, fuck the celebrity look

Lindsey
12-31-2008, 03:12 PM
joaquin looks pretty cool i say, fuck the celebrity look

It's not really the typical Hollywood look per-se, its more along the lines of actual sickness. Joaquin does not look healthy at all! He has to be on drugs or he's drinking himself to death.

SkyNet
12-31-2008, 03:16 PM
Casey Affleck is his brother in law??

Lindsey
12-31-2008, 03:19 PM
Casey Affleck is his brother in law??

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/Badabing00/summerq.jpg

Yeppers! He married Summer Phoenix in 2006.

A.J. Hakari
12-31-2008, 03:19 PM
But I thought they already caught Saddam...

Cosimo
12-31-2008, 03:23 PM
It's not really the typical Hollywood look per-se, its more along the lines of actual sickness. Joaquin does not look healthy at all! He has to be on drugs or he's drinking himself to death.

yup he looks cracked, he's on the waits music vibe

he will go all jandek on us soon

Cosimo
12-31-2008, 03:25 PM
shit jamie foxx was there too!! i'd rather shoot smack into my eyeballs than attend that shit

JJFlamingo
12-31-2008, 04:42 PM
If the guy's happy and just having fun with his life now that he's "retired", then more power to him, but if he's getting into the same garbage his brother did, hopefully he'll see the light...

KcMsterpce
12-31-2008, 04:45 PM
I want his beard. How the hell can people STAND those few weeks of itchiness and annoyance before it gets bushy like that? I'm gonna try again. He's inspired me.

Otherwise... he does look a little less healthy than he should, even WITH just bad hair and a huge beard.

electriclite
12-31-2008, 04:58 PM
That first picture for some reason reminds me of Early from Squidbillies.

Smiert Spionam
12-31-2008, 05:08 PM
He fuckin' looks like Zack Galifianakis from The Comedians Of Comedy:

http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/zach1.jpg

Ahahaha

fooknasty
12-31-2008, 05:11 PM
Wow, he looks like shit

Shinigami
12-31-2008, 05:19 PM
Summer Phoenix has a great rack.

Buck Turgidson
12-31-2008, 06:45 PM
Hanging out with Brett Ratner is never good.

dennisv
12-31-2008, 07:39 PM
He looks fucking awesome.

therealjohng
12-31-2008, 08:31 PM
Summer Phoenix has a great rack.


Go rent The Believer and thank me later.

jaw2929
12-31-2008, 08:39 PM
I like his bearded, scraggly look. I'm sure he'll return to acting sometime again though, if he doesn't die somehow first.

I guess you can add him to your 2009 celebrity death pool.

Jon Lyrik
12-31-2008, 10:36 PM
He looks like a sickly caveman.

Cosimo
01-01-2009, 11:20 AM
Go rent The Believer and thank me later.

ya she was so fit in that!

echo_bravo
01-01-2009, 12:52 PM
That first picture for some reason reminds me of Early from Squidbillies.

Haha I nearly spit out my drink reading that. Awesome show Squidbillies is!

And Lindsey, did you happen to see the thread I made about Joaquin trying to rap at a club? It was a trainwreck! The dude is definitely on shit and I am not digging the Jim Morrison look he has got going on.

Hope he cleans his act up cause he is far to talented.

Sonny488
01-01-2009, 03:15 PM
Hope he cleans up his shit quick, it would be a kick in the nuts if he went out like his brother.

dellamorte dellamore
01-02-2009, 08:57 AM
No worries , when he gets bored of hanging with insufferable celebrities at boring parties , starts to blow through his fortune , and realizes he's spending way too much on hair care products , he'll start making films again .

He probably needed a break from looking all clean cut and projecting a certain image , you have to let your hair down sometimes and get in touch with your grizzly adams side .

bigred760
01-02-2009, 09:25 AM
I don't think he looks that bad.

Of course, I don't think he looks that good either.

g1ng3rsnap9ed
01-02-2009, 09:41 AM
Joaquin Pheonix is...Wolfman! Coming to a trashy cineplex near you.

paul calf
01-03-2009, 05:28 PM
personally dont think he looks that bad,ok he's grown his hair and a beard,but if u look at the pics he has not exactly piled on much weight, and his skin looks ok so no real signs of major drug use.
i think the guy is just taking a time out from having to keep up the hollywood film star persona.
i would hate to be wrong and anything untoward happened to him as i am a fan of his work,but i am not too worried by those pics.

Sgizzy316
01-03-2009, 07:11 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/31/article-1103449-02EAA1C5000005DC-508_224x544.jpghttp://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/ron-burgundy-picture_311x272.jpg

FilmJunkie1114
01-03-2009, 07:27 PM
I have a feeling that this is not a good sign for his music career; he seems to have gone pretty Howard Hughes since that announcement.

BadCoverVersion
01-04-2009, 06:10 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/31/article-1103449-02EAA1C5000005DC-508_224x544.jpghttp://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/ron-burgundy-picture_311x272.jpg

:D

Yeah he doesn't actually look that bad...although the braid or weave or whatever the fuck that is amongst his hobo-like locks is fucking horrible!

Hotbox
01-04-2009, 10:15 AM
Chicks just don't get it. Every man needs a bit of beard time.
He's just quit acting and he doesn't have to look good and shave everyday. Freeedom!

Beards are a show of emotion...contentment.
I see his beard saying "Fuck you world...i'm not your entertainment bitch anymore!...or until i run out of money"...'then i'll do Gladiator 2:Space-Romans with Christopher Lambert'

scottmushroom
01-08-2009, 01:47 PM
I guess he's falling right into sex, drugs, and rock n roll now that hes a musician....

rilocay
01-08-2009, 08:04 PM
Despite his hair and beard, i think something in his eyes tells us something is wrong. You can always tell someones condition through their eyes, it doesn't seem he's 100%, so all the best to him.

dellamorte dellamore
01-10-2009, 09:44 AM
he was never the same after the Village .


Hotbox , that was hilarious .