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john_rambo
01-02-2009, 04:08 PM
From The Smoking Gun

Charles Barkley's Oral Statements

Ex-NBA superstar told Arizona cops he was racing to get a "blow job"

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DECEMBER 31--Following his arrest earlier today for drunk driving, Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley, who is pictured in the below mug shot. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Barkley, 45, was busted after failing field sobriety tests, and had blood drawn so investigators could establish his alcohol content. Barkley was cited for a misdemeanor charge and released at the scene, thus avoiding a trip to the Maricopa County jail. Barkley, now a basketball commentator on TNT, was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2006. His 16-year career included an MVP award and a spot on the 1992 U.S. Olympic basketball squad, the so-called Dream Team that captured the gold medal. He has several prior arrests, including a 1997 aggravated battery bust and a 1991 assault collar

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley1.html

Well, he's always been a favorite of mine as far as basketball goes, and this basically certifies it. Not the DUI, that was stupid, but the excuse. Man's got his priorities straight.

JJFlamingo
01-02-2009, 05:00 PM
If he saw angels and heard choir music when she first went down, then it was probably worth it...:D

Sonny488
01-02-2009, 05:46 PM
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k155/Kernacktur/Corner_Dumb_Ass.jpg

lukeisevil
01-02-2009, 06:15 PM
I am going tp pick up a girl that gave me a free gift card "because it was the best thing in my life."


I hate this guy

TheJadedGamer
01-03-2009, 07:14 AM
This makes me want to go play Barkley! Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

BadCoverVersion
01-03-2009, 10:20 AM
Well, he's always been a favorite of mine as far as basketball goes, and this basically certifies it. Not the DUI, that was stupid, but the excuse. Man's got his priorities straight.

Yeah the fact that he was driving whilst drunk in pursuit of a blow job at 1:26 in the AM. It sure does sound like he's got it all.

:confused::rolleyes:

The Postmaster General
01-03-2009, 10:39 AM
That was some of the most drunk-ass blurbs I've heard since Gibson's eviljew speak. All that matters really is that no one was hurt.

jdparker
01-03-2009, 10:56 AM
I think he's married. His wife's gonna be PISSED when she finds out that he prefers the blowjob of another over hers.

Salieri
01-03-2009, 11:56 AM
Did they take that picture in a sauna?

Jamesadin
01-03-2009, 12:10 PM
Remember when he was in Space Jam?

NathanRomano
01-03-2009, 12:51 PM
Remember when he was in Space Jam?

And it was the best thing ever? Yes.

jaw2929
01-03-2009, 01:04 PM
I love Barkley. I like his honesty. Though really no excuse is worth driving drunk, BJ or no.

john_rambo
01-03-2009, 01:43 PM
Yeah the fact that he was driving whilst drunk in pursuit of a blow job at 1:26 in the AM. It sure does sound like he's got it all.

:confused::rolleyes:

I was being sarcastic, i do like barkley, but driving drunk is stupid in any circumstance. But in a twist that is even better, he was drunk cause he was out drinking with Jaleel White aka Steve Urkel and Michael Strahan

killuminati003
01-03-2009, 01:46 PM
I fucking hate drunk drivers.

But I would've liked to have gotten that blow job. If it's the best head an internationally famous basketball legend has ever had...it must have been good. Either that, or Charles Barkley is such a tool that even basketball stardom can't get him any.

I still hate Barkley tho- and this is just another reason. I hate drunk drivers...

LordSimen
01-03-2009, 03:05 PM
At least he was honest.