We didn't see it coming...the Porn Industry Demands A Bailout!

[ElderPredator]

This is hilarious shit! :D

Link: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/

Can you imagine the U.S. public's reponse if the government approved a
bailout for the porn industry? It would be chaos.

Then again, could you imagine the U.S. without porn? :eek:

[electriclite]

This makes no sense. I thought porn was historically recession proof, like alcohol and cigarettes

[shoe1985]

Does anyone even buy porn anymore? You can get it for free from so many sources now. A friend of mine actually has a terabyte hard drive full of it.

So, it is not shocking that they would begin to take a hit, no pun intended.

[Potter82]

This is hilarious shit! :D

Can you imagine the U.S. public's reponse if the government approved a
bailout for the porn industry?

This story has all the elements needed to make a great comedy sketch on something like SNL. I can see it now, representatives of the porn industry (composed of all of the porn stereotypes -big fake breasted, blonde airheads, mustached, curly haired creeps, asian school girls with a firm grasp of Engrish, and super sleazy porn moguls, plus say a midget or something) testify before congress in order to get a multi billion dollar bailout to prevent thousands of Americans in the porn industry and porn affilated industries from becoming unemployed. A flow-chart/graph could then be produced demonstrating how the collapse of the US porn industry would effect each and every person in the US.

You could then have the Republicans in congress stating that a bailout of the porn industry would be wrong - not because it is porn but because the foreign porn companies have operated much more efficiently in the US (due to lack of unions) and if the US porn industry can't adapt to the marketplace, then they should move over to accomodate much more innovative and efficiently made German and Japanese porn.

You could have the congressional Democrats emphasize the fact that the US porn industry is needed for energy independence - which could only be explained through another hilarious flow chart/graph - and the valuable role porn has played in facilitating increasingly tolerant social views towards diversity (i.e. by refering to Asian midgets having sex with large black amputees or something simliarly bizzare & using yet another hilarious chart)

and of course, you could have members from both parties getting progressively hornier and more distracted as the porn stars press their case. Hell you could even get cheap laughs by having someone impersonating Barney Frank be immune to the seduction attempts by the female porn stars only to lose it when a hilariously dressed male cast member/guest makes an apperance as a gay porn star.

There's a little something for everyone in this. If I don't see a clip like this in a few weeks from somewhere I give up on humanity. This is pure gold.

[electriclite]

Dude, take this down and sell yourself to SNL as a writer!

[screamer581]

More like pullout!

Hey ooo!