View Full Version : The weirdest of celebrity-baby-names

Mr. Creasy
01-09-2009, 02:42 PM

Actress Lisa Bonet's new baby is going to have a tough time learning to spell his name - he may even have a tough time pronouncing it!

In what may be the most bizarre celebrity baby name yet -- yes, it beats Ashlee Simpson's Bronx Mowgli she has reportedly christened the child Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

"The Cosby Show" star, 41, now goes by the name Lilakoi Moon and this baby with actor boyfriend Jason Momoa ("Stargate Atlantis") is her third child.

Monet, who is currently on the ABC show"Life on Mars," also has a 20-month-old daughter Lola with Momoa and a 20-year-old daughter Zoe with ex-hubby rocker Lenny Kravitz.

According to a fan site for Momoa, the name translates as such: Nakoa (warrior) Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark).

01-09-2009, 02:46 PM
Why didn't she just name it humuhumunukunukapua'a?

Smiert Spionam
01-09-2009, 04:54 PM
Crazy bitch. Always has been...

01-09-2009, 05:27 PM
Wow. These celeb baby names are seriously getting out of hand.

You know I'm not one who usually says something like this, but it's getting to the point where it should be considered some kind of child abuse to give their kids these bizarre names. Sheesh!

I never thought I'd live to see the day where Pilot Inspektor doesn't sound TOO bad anymore but I think I just did.

01-09-2009, 07:16 PM
I never thought I'd live to see the day where Pilot Inspektor doesn't sound TOO bad anymore but I think I just did.
I know... It's a brutal name.

01-09-2009, 07:26 PM
Crazy bitch. Always has been...

That's what happens after you have blood sex with Mickey Rourke.

01-10-2009, 08:43 AM
Oh I could rant about this for awhile, but the name itself just speaks for itself.
Yeah, they'll only call him Wolfie or Nakoa or Nak, but the rest of that jibber jabber?
To make the parents step back and say "look what we did! We honored our culture and heritages by giving our child a name that won't fit on a fucking driver's license and will get him a ticket for DWI if he tries to pronounce it to a cop".

Smooth move, Denise.
Could've just named the kid Cliff Huxtable and got on with it.

01-13-2009, 11:20 PM
Those names sound more Somoan than Hawaiin. Definately pacific islander.