Take one for the team

[gayzilla]

OK, the ultimate hypothetical...the standard terrorists have your mother and they are going to kill her if you don't...or your being offered (ala Dr. Evil with pinky in mouth) 1 Billion Dollars. Which person of the opposite gender preference would you screw around with.

If I had to "take one for the team" it would probably be with Meagan Fox, the girl is just something very hot, out of this world, one cannot deny her incredible beauty. I probably wouldnt' puke either (not like that one time in college...sorry tmi)

[JJFlamingo]

Well, since I'm arguably the most hetero guy on this site, I'd have to say that Orlando Bloom is probably one of the prettiest men I've ever seen, though I doubt I would actually "take one for the team"...:D

[gayzilla]

...though I doubt I would actually "take one for the team"...:D

Yeah, I guess I didn't realize how that would actually read, you could "give one for the team" if it were easier, but the best all around way is to NOT think about what you would actually have to do, just keepin it hypothetical. This is definitely one you don't want to overthink. Now if you find yourself thinking about this too much, that brings up whole other issues.

I would like to add Angelina Jolie to my list. I find Angie and Meagan to have a very similar look, with Meagan the young version and Angie the more refined.

[the clever guy]

I don't mean to come off as a dick (welcome to the boards, by the way) nor am I trying to be one...but I fail to see the point of this thread. I don't get how terrorists are going to kill your mother or you be offered 1 billion dollars. Nor do I get why this thread is in this forum. I guess since it pertains to celebs somehow, that would be the case. I guess I'm just a little confused as to the whole point...as a whole.:confused:

[Kiwi Fruit]

Tina fey,glasses on.

[outsyder]

does not compute

[Reigh Kaufman]

Larry Wachowski.

[BadCoverVersion]

Well, since I'm arguably the most hetero guy on this site

What does that even mean? :confused:

Chloe Sevigny, maybe.

[echo_bravo]

Larry Wachowski.

Hahaha you win!:D

As for me, no celeb disgusts me more than Courntey Love. I still cant believe Edward Norton hooked up with that skank.

[gayzilla]

I don't mean to come off as a dick (welcome to the boards, by the way) nor am I trying to be one...but I fail to see the point of this thread. I don't get how terrorists are going to kill your mother or you be offered 1 billion dollars. Nor do I get why this thread is in this forum. I guess since it pertains to celebs somehow, that would be the case. I guess I'm just a little confused as to the whole point...as a whole.:confused:


It's a hypothetical question, In other words, if your straight, and you had to go gay, who would it be for. (or if your gay, who would you go straight for) The reason you have to go gay is because the terrorists have your mother and they will kill her if you don't. Or if that's too negative you can pretend you will get 1 billion $$$ for doin the deed.

but thanks for the welcome anyway.

[Juliet Bravo]

This thread excludes bisexuals. :)

[Reigh Kaufman]

This thread excludes bisexuals. :)

No.

They have to have a sex with Carrot Top.

[Tweek]

No.

They have to have a sex with Carrot Top.

Dude...don't joke like that.:(

[The Postmaster General]

If I were receiving, probably Verne Troyer because I could attend to other tasks while he was at it.

[Badbird]

This is a "Who would you go gay for?" thread, for those who don't get it.

We did a big one of these some time ago, but I couldn't find it.

I tried searching for my answer (see avatar), but couldn't find it. I did find about twenty threads about Shoot em Up, though. Boy, were we fired up about that movie for awhile.

[gayzilla]

This is a "Who would you go gay for?" thread, for those who don't get it.

We did a big one of these some time ago, but I couldn't find it.

I tried searching for my answer (see avatar), but couldn't find it. I did find about twenty threads about Shoot em Up, though. Boy, were we fired up about that movie for awhile.

So are you saying you would "go gay" for Paul Giamatti?? That is an interesting choice.

[DerekL1]

and my ashton koosher rant got blocked? this is stooooopid.

[Rawlin67]

the fact that you continue to talk like a 1st grader is reason enough. stop it.

[a7xfan]

paul giamatti, hmm badbird. you are one wierd man. :P

[the clever guy]

and my ashton koosher rant got blocked? this is stooooopid.

Who is Ashton Koosher and what is stooooopid?

[dennisv]

and my ashton koosher rant got blocked? this is stooooopid.

You're 27 years old? Shit.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Who is Ashton Koosher and what is stooooopid?


He refuses to call him by his proper name because Ashton complained that his next door neighbour was renovating his home at 7.30 am in the morning. As a result of his complaint, the poster has called for us to boycott Ashton's movies (I thought we were anyway) and will no longer use his correct name as punishment for daring to raise this issue (that of being woken so early by building work).

True.

But what about Badbird and Giamatti? That's fucked up, right?

[the clever guy]

He refuses to call him by his proper name because Ashton complained that his next door neighbour was renovating his home at 7.30 am in the morning. As a result of his complaint, the poster has called for us to boycott Ashton's movies (I thought we were anyway) and will no longer use his correct name as punishment for daring to raise this issue (that of being woken so early by building work).

True.




Please tell me this isn't a true story and something you just made up.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Please tell me this isn't a true story and something you just made up.

You'd think so, eh?

I'm just not that creative.

;)

[pg13myass]

If you're going to take one for the team, I suggest Verne Troyer or Gary Coleman. That would be taking it for the team.

[BadCoverVersion]

If you're going to take one for the team, I suggest Verne Troyer or Gary Coleman. That would be taking it for the team.

Like it makes a difference if you got a teeny little dinky or a veritable python giving you some big ol' raw bumlove! At least that oversized mansnake might be in danger of hitting the prostate and making you howl like Jason Bateman in Teen Wolf Too?

Homophobia is so passe.

[gayzilla]

You don't have to Literally take it for the team. Just a date and make out session may be enough. THat's probably all I could do with Megan Fox anyway. I don't think I could rise to the occasion to do anymore. Now maybe if Brian Austin Green joined us.

[pg13myass]

Like it makes a difference if you got a teeny little dinky or a veritable python giving you some big ol' raw bumlove! At least that oversized mansnake might be in danger of hitting the prostate and making you howl like Jason Bateman in Teen Wolf Too?

Homophobia is so passe.

Sorry, but there wasn't any intentional homophobia in my suggestions. More like the visual of how nasty these two would be like. As opposed to say Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie as suggested earlier. At least you can look at them and not feel grossed out. And I'm not a fan of either or.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Gay people should aim much higher than Brian Austin Green! God, gayzilla, set some standards in your own fantasy thread!

:D

I'm a Tim Roth kinda guy. If I should ever decide to experiment, I don't want some pretty confuser - I would prefer the kind of guy who looks rough and ready.

God help me if I ever end up in San Quentin. Or God help them. One or the other.

[poopontheshoes7]

Shit, I've always said I would bone Depp, Bale, Pitt etc for the fact that I would make women jealous of me. Imagine that, all the women I could make envious of me by rubbing it in their faces that I, a dude, was choosen to to make sweet love with Mr. Depp and not them!

Oh the notoriety!

[Tweek]

Sigh. If I were to 'take one for the team', it'd be Kate Winslet. It'd be such a struggle. ;)


Shit, I've always said I would bone Depp, Bale, Pitt etc for the fact that I would make women jealous of me. Imagine that, all the women I could make envious of me by rubbing it in their faces that I, a dude, was choosen to to make sweet love with Mr. Depp and not them!

Oh the notoriety!

poop, you've done it again. :)

[BadCoverVersion]

Sorry, but there wasn't any intentional homophobia in my suggestions. More like the visual of how nasty these two would be like. As opposed to say Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie as suggested earlier. At least you can look at them and not feel grossed out. And I'm not a fan of either or.

Forgive my wording...I was being tongue-in-cheek talking about the little fellas and the statement at the end wasn't directed at you at all. I didn't think you were being homophobic in any way.

[BadCoverVersion]

Now maybe if Brian Austin Green joined us.

I'm a straight female and that grosses me out more than any other suggestion in this thread.

[Badbird]

So are you saying you would "go gay" for Paul Giamatti?? That is an interesting choice.

Short, soft & pudgy. Just the way I like 'em.

[edonline]

Short, soft & pudgy. Just the way I like 'em.

Then you'd probably REALLY go wild for this guy... :D

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-6/1265791/pillsbury_doughboy.jpg

[john_rambo]

You could probably find many quotes of me saying I would make heterosexual man love to Johnny Depp, so that is my answer. Though if I had sex with a man it would not be because I was gay, it would be because I ran out of women.