Apparently Kanye isn't doing any bisexual porn anytime soon..

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Los Angeles (E! Online) – One awards show stage Kanye West won't be storming anytime soon: The AVNs.

After catching wind of an outrageous—even for him—Internet report claiming that the rapper was "open to doing porn" and, in particular, "bisexual scenes," West has shot back on his blog, blasting the fake, hater-fueled interview and claiming that someone is trying to tamp down his greatness by hacking into his online accounts.

"Yoooo why won't you let me be great!!!" writes West. [Editor's note: We've translated to spare you his signature all-cap style.]

"I had the two greatest days of my life and when I get back...I read some s--t claiming I said I'm down to do porn and some bisexual porn!!!!!

"Please I beg you, give me a break!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me be great!!!"

The rumor began on Tuesday when an anonymous poster launched a thread on AllHipHop.com's online forums with an interview containing what he claimed were quotes from West.

AVN, Adult Video News, naturally picked up the juicy item, which led to its massive Web dissemination.

In the phony interview, West was quoted as saying he had a "softcore porn" based on his new album, 808s & Heartbreaks, in the works and then launched into his own possible participation in like projects.

"I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but f--- it. I'm open to doing porn," he was reported to have said. "Hell, I'll even do bisexual scenes. Myself, another man and a woman or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird s---t but I am who I am."

The story has since been pulled from AllHipHop's forums and AVN has apologized for running with the item.

Not that that seems to have satisfied West, who appears to be suffering one online injustice after another.

"I can't believe the AVN would post," he wrote. "First people believed the Twitter/Stephen Colbert thing, Rolling Stone even printed it!!!! Now somebody has been hacking into my MySpace and somebody's actually hacked into my personal gmail account and has been emailing people from it."

The "Twitter/Stephen Colbert thing" refers to a fake Twitter account set up in West's name in the wake of The Colbert Report's successful carryout of Operation Humble Kanye last month.

"Who the f---is Stephen Colbert?" was the tweet that caught the press' attention, but West refuted his involvement in the account and the page has since been removed.

But it wasn't the end of West's hack attack.

"Hey world I no longer have a gmail! I found out I had twelve unauthorized Skype accounts under my name!!! This all in the past four days. Welcome to Kanye West world!"

It's a world which, admittedly, isn't all bad. Earlier this week, the rapper performed at one of the many inauguration balls in honor of President Barack Obama and then launched his new shoe line for Louis Vuitton, which he called "a dream come true."


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Oh Kanye, honestly!

[LordSimen]

"Let me be great?"

Not sure I can respect someone who talks that way about himself on a daily basis.

[jolanar]

Oh Kanye... there isn't enough :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: in the world to describe my feelings towards you.

[The Postmaster General]

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery and attention is the key to fame, so I think if people have an issue with Kanye's ego, they should take it up with the losers who are impersonating him.

That said, if he's not doing any bisexual business for the public, would it be safe to say he's on a butt lockdown?

[Mr.HyDe807]

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery and attention is the key to fame, so I think if people have an issue with Kanye's ego, they should take it up with the losers who are impersonating him.

That said, if he's not doing any bisexual business for the public, would it be safe to say he's on a butt lockdown?


"I'm in love with you, just not the way you think!"

[JJFlamingo]

How can we let him be great when he's not even that good?? :confused:

[BlownCamaro]

Great producer, good artist, lame ass diva though. He should have a handler that only allows him to open his mouth when he is on stage. That might help a little.

[outsyder]

Can you feeeeeel the drama?

[BadCoverVersion]

I personally believe the "Let me be great!" comments are intended to provoke a reaction...and he has y'all eating right out of his hands.

He's like a baddie Wrestler...beckoning boos and cupping his hand to his ear to relish in the reception.

He's a showman and a great self-publicist...arrogance comes as standard. Still he can be totally self-deprecating when he feels inclined.

He's definitely got a rather dry sense of humour and I find it totally hilarious that people fall for his tomfoolery and get their knickers in a right ol' twist over it.

[Preston_79]

He does realize a three way goes all three ways right? I guess I'm not surprised. Any guy who dresses like Kanye will take one up the ass.

[gayzilla]

He does realize a three way goes all three ways right? I guess I'm not surprised. Any guy who dresses like Kanye will take one up the ass.

A three-way does not have to go all three ways, it can go any way you want. All thats needed for it to qualify as a 3-way is 3 people.

and your theory about the way he dresses is one of the stupidest things I've ever read

[echo_bravo]

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery and attention is the key to fame, so I think if people have an issue with Kanye's ego, they should take it up with the losers who are impersonating him.

That said, if he's not doing any bisexual business for the public, would it be safe to say he's on a butt lockdown?

Haha that is awesome Bubba.:D

As for Kanye, even though I thought his 808s and Heartbreak album was a bust, I respect the fact that he really put himself out there. Most rappers never do that.

[Brendan M.]

He should have a handler that only allows him to open his mouth when he is on stage.

That kinda sounds bisexual too.

[miguel_montes]

LEAVE KANYE ALONE!!
http://www.podcastingnews.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/leave-britney-alone-guy.jpg

[SoCool]

I personally believe the "Let me be great!" comments are intended to provoke a reaction...and he has y'all eating right out of his hands.

He's like a baddie Wrestler...beckoning boos and cupping his hand to his ear to relish in the reception.

He's a showman and a great self-publicist...arrogance comes as standard. Still he can be totally self-deprecating when he feels inclined.

He's definitely got a rather dry sense of humour and I find it totally hilarious that people fall for his tomfoolery and get their knickers in a right ol' twist over it.

Quoted for truth.

[BadCoverVersion]

He does realize a three way goes all three ways right? I guess I'm not surprised. Any guy who dresses like Kanye will take one up the ass.

Gay men generally have far better style than any straight men I know...bar my own rather fruity other half.

http://hiphopruckus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kanye-west.jpg

http://www.actionsportstour.com/2007/events/asc/images/KanyeWest-300.jpg

http://www.ozskier.com/blog/uploaded_images/kanye-west-732907.jpg

http://hypebeast.com/image/2008/04/kanye-west-homecoming-behind-scenes-1.jpg

I think he's straight as a die, but if he's a shirt-lifter (no offence intended) then shirt-lifter be dapper and FINE!

Yum Kanye.

[Preston_79]

A three-way does not have to go all three ways, it can go any way you want. All thats needed for it to qualify as a 3-way is 3 people.

and your theory about the way he dresses is one of the stupidest things I've ever read


Sorry Gay, But if it looks like a duck...well, you know the rest. I three way goes all three ways. That's why it's a three way and not a threesome.


If that's one of the stupidest things you've ever heard you should read more.

[BadCoverVersion]

Sorry Gay, But if it looks like a duck...well, you know the rest. I three way goes all three ways. That's why it's a three way and not a threesome.

A three-way is just a threesome form of group sex involving any/either gender. It doesn't nod to 'three ways' of having sex, i.e. the foof, butt, mouth. It's just a trois participant sorta bag.

wordnet

A threesome is a form of group sex involving three people of any gender combination. The level of sexual activity among the three members may vary ...

Free dictionary:

Adj. 1. three-way - involving three parties or elements; "a tripartite treaty"; "a tripartite division"; "a three-way playoff"

If the initial post were actually true then my reply might just mean something. But anyway....

[FilmJunkie1114]

Kanye is an arrogant cry-baby cunt. This is the same man who attacked "Entertainment Weekly" for giving his concert a "B" rating instead of an "A+". He's got a lot of talent as a rapper, but his inability to not act like a douche at every opportunity is making him more and more unlistenable to me.

[electriclite]

Kanye is an arrogant cry-baby cunt. This is the same man who attacked "Entertainment Weekly" for giving his concert a "B" rating instead of an "A+". He's got a lot of talent as a rapper, but his inability to not act like a douche at every opportunity is making him more and more unlistenable to me.
I personally believe the "Let me be great!" comments are intended to provoke a reaction...and he has y'all eating right out of his hands.

He's like a baddie Wrestler...beckoning boos and cupping his hand to his ear to relish in the reception.

He's a showman and a great self-publicist...arrogance comes as standard. Still he can be totally self-deprecating when he feels inclined.

He's definitely got a rather dry sense of humour and I find it totally hilarious that people fall for his tomfoolery and get their knickers in a right ol' twist over it.

...

[Cosimo]

quite fascinating. i crave more kanye news, my life just aint complete without it :(

[Smiert Spionam]

He's got a lot of talent as a rapper, but his inability to not act like a douche at every opportunity is making him more and more unlistenable to me.

Actually......no. As an emcee, he's only decent at very best. He used to have a lot of talent as a producer and made some amazing beats in his time, but all that shit went right out the fuckin' window with his last album.

All I know is, I hope I don't go into mental breakdown mode after my mom passes away like Kanye has and starting acting like a huge piece of shit with no direction. Foreal.

[jaw2929]

I wonder if he'd take the man-juice he's just siphoned from the nearest phallus, and secrete it into the wanting flesh-tunnel of the nearest "john"?

Or would that not make him "great" still?

You know what? I don't believe someone hacked him, I think what was said, was by him.

[Walter Sobchak]

I wonder if he'd take the man-juice he's just siphoned from the nearest phallus, and secrete it into the wanting flesh-tunnel of the nearest "john"?

LOL. I didn't really laugh out loud, but that was close.

Kanye is queer as a three dollar bill.

[jaw2929]

I try. :D

I agree with you as well sir.

[The Postmaster General]

Actually......no. As an emcee, he's only decent at very best. He used to have a lot of talent as a producer and made some amazing beats in his time, but all that shit went right out the fuckin' window with his last album.
.

I liked the production of it, but am not a fan of the constant vocoder.

[rilocay]

That whole porn thing was probably some upset fan thinking that Kanye was gay just cause he didn't like his latest album and the fashion stuff he's branching into as of late.

And Preston_79, how exactly do you refer to Kanye's clothing. Do you find him dressed gay as in how? Because like other poster's i don't see the deal? Kanye has alot of money, he doesnt have to worry about wearing cheap clothes, he'll wear what he likes. Plus the fact he's working with some haute coutoure label's for some stuff shows that he must have some taste or good idea's, let alone be set for clothing for a while!

Plus your comment toward Gayzilla to read more sounded a bit harsh, how so did you mean? There are plenty people who share many fashion tastes, this being just one of them.

Also, for the record, i really liked Kanye's last effort. Sure the vocoder got old after Daft Punk (and even more so with T-Pain), but otherwise i think it's some of his strongest work.

[Preston_79]

That whole porn thing was probably some upset fan thinking that Kanye was gay just cause he didn't like his latest album and the fashion stuff he's branching into as of late.

And Preston_79, how exactly do you refer to Kanye's clothing. Do you find him dressed gay as in how? Because like other poster's i don't see the deal? Kanye has alot of money, he doesnt have to worry about wearing cheap clothes, he'll wear what he likes. Plus the fact he's working with some haute coutoure label's for some stuff shows that he must have some taste or good idea's, let alone be set for clothing for a while!

Plus your comment toward Gayzilla to read more sounded a bit harsh, how so did you mean? There are plenty people who share many fashion tastes, this being just one of them.

Also, for the record, i really liked Kanye's last effort. Sure the vocoder got old after Daft Punk (and even more so with T-Pain), but otherwise i think it's some of his strongest work.

Gold chain aside, I'm pretty sure I could dress like Kanye if I bought clothes at the Salvation Army and if I were color blind. Maybe if I had the ego as big as his I'd wear them with my head held high till others were convinced it actually looked good.

Dudes who where sunglasses with white frames, pink sweaters, and neck scarves are douche bags.

I know I'm harsh. Now it's Kanye fans to attack me for thinking this of him. Bring it on. I can take it.

[rilocay]

Gold chain aside, I'm pretty sure I could dress like Kanye if I bought clothes at the Salvation Army and if I were color blind. Maybe if I had the ego as big as his I'd wear them with my head held high till others were convinced it actually looked good.

Dudes who where sunglasses with white frames, pink sweaters, and neck scarves are douche bags.

I know I'm harsh. Now it's Kanye fans to attack me for thinking this of him. Bring it on. I can take it.

Fair enough, i just rekn you should have said that in the first place, lol. I still don't think Kanye's fashion is as bad as some make it out to be, and not everyone that dresses similar to kanye is a douche just cause he is, but i'm glad you explained yourself :). And for the record, i'm not a Kanye fan. I don't mind him, but i'm sick of him trying hard to become an Ed Banger artist, which he seems to think he is, *sigh*.

[DareDevil]

Gold chain aside, I'm pretty sure I could dress like Kanye if I bought clothes at the Salvation Army and if I were color blind. Maybe if I had the ego as big as his I'd wear them with my head held high till others were convinced it actually looked good.

Dudes who where sunglasses with white frames, pink sweaters, and neck scarves are douche bags.

I know I'm harsh. Now it's Kanye fans to attack me for thinking this of him. Bring it on. I can take it.


You do know that GQ named him the best dressed man in the whole world last year... right?

[Preston_79]

You do know that GQ named him the best dressed man in the whole world last year... right?

This doesn't surprise me. As voted on by people who also dress like tools. Kanye should be a judge on Americas Next Top Model.

[SatansPuppet]

He sells drugs to crack babies!!!!

Fact....

*saunters off to start a rumour about Kathy Griffin and an unfortunate hot dog*

[The Postmaster General]

SAT QUESTION:

If a person likes to argue whether movies are good or not because they like movies, then a person likes to argue whether men have sex with other men or not because they _______________ .



Just kidding, but for real, the only people who I trust with a gaydar on men is gay men and women, because they are the only ones I can see as having any motivation to determine that sort of thing. It's kind of the same way as if someone isn't a fan of a TV show I like, I wouldn't really trust them to tell me whether a given episode was good or not.

[Walter Sobchak]

Thank you Sigmund. What great insight. J/K....but for real

[Preston_79]

Thank you Sigmund. What great insight. J/K....but for real




I know guys who love the cock and there's nothing wrong with that. Great guys. Real Snazzy dressers.

[The Postmaster General]

Sorry for joking that you guys weren't experts on recognizing gay men.