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Iclubseals
02-08-2009, 03:04 AM
The 6th Day.

What a big fat barrel of monkey spunk that was.

Muddy Shores
02-08-2009, 03:21 AM
The 6th Day is eminently rewatchable fun. Kind of reminds me of Total Recall

Twins, on the other hand.......crap

Cosimo
02-08-2009, 04:14 AM
easily junior

twins and 6th day are both hilarious

Brendan M.
02-08-2009, 05:40 AM
Which one was he pregnant in?

LelekPL
02-08-2009, 05:59 AM
Oh c'mon! It's gotta be Batman & Robin... I thought it's something like a common knowledge. The 6th Day had it's moments and nice visual effects, while Twins were pretty funny sometimes, thanks to Danny and their awkward chemistry. I hated Junior however. The entire trilogy of family friendly movies were weak and annoying but Twins and Kindergarten Cop are at least watchable for the first time, without the need to blow your head off all the time (just at the end)

Honorable mention: Hercules in New York - I mean, he is dubed in this movie :)

Pentangeli
02-08-2009, 06:05 AM
Junior

PSU80
02-08-2009, 06:21 AM
He had several horrific, unwatchable movies imo...

Junior, Twins, The 6th Day, Raw Deal, Hercules in New York-all terrible.

athf1980
02-08-2009, 07:49 PM
batman & robin for me

Le_Big_Mac
02-08-2009, 08:07 PM
Batman & Robin

ilovemovies
02-08-2009, 09:29 PM
Junior is one of my favorites.

Arnold's worst:

Red Sonja
Batman & Robin
Raw Deal

Rant
02-08-2009, 09:32 PM
There are no bad Arnold films. :cool:

Badbird
02-09-2009, 12:33 AM
Junior is a very stupid movie, but it does have a couple of very funny parts. Particularly when he goes into labor while trying to maintain his dragqueen disguise and goes "Oh Shit!" like only Arnold can. But, dear god, don't watch it just for that part.


Raw Deal was just a turd. Even when I was a kid and was the biggest Arnold fan, I knew that was a shit movie. I tried to watch it a few years ago and couldn't. It's just bad.

And while Batman & Robin was horrible, I'm a sucker for a good pun.

Donnie_Darko
02-09-2009, 01:41 AM
There are no good Arnold films. :cool:

Fix'd

God of War
02-09-2009, 01:45 AM
Batman & Robin.
Raw Deal.
Junior.

ilovemovies
02-09-2009, 01:48 AM
And while Batman & Robin was horrible, I'm a sucker for a good pun.

Batman & Robin has good puns?

Rant
02-09-2009, 01:53 AM
Fix'd

Arnold will get you for that.
:cool:~Duh Dunt Dunt Duh Dunt CHI CHI!~:cool:

ilovemovies
02-09-2009, 02:09 AM
Fix'd

So Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies and Total Recall aren't good movies?

God of War
02-09-2009, 02:48 AM
So Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies and Total Recall aren't good movies?
No, they're truly awesome movies. As far as I'm concerned, they are :D

the clever guy
02-09-2009, 02:59 AM
I was about to say 'Last Action Hero,' ONLY because of that fucking kid in it...otherwise it's a totally watchable piece of shit.

Raw Deal is so bad, it's well......not terrible.

Batman & Robin has GARBAGE written all over it...yet, you can't help but laugh at his stupid ass one-liners in that flick...I mean how is this not funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I (although, I have heard better versions).

Junior I never saw the whole thing.

Kindergarten Cop is fucking awesome! No one talks shit about that!

Red Sonja had Bridgette Neilson before she became a man.

The 6th Day was laughably bad "made for TV" garbage...but watchable nonetheless.

Hercules in New York was his first big movie...cut the guy a break.


Sorry, can't think of a 'worst' movie for him....I love the guy.

bigred760
02-10-2009, 12:45 PM
Batman & Robin has GARBAGE written all over it...yet, you can't help but laugh at his stupid ass one-liners in that flick...I mean how is this not funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I (although, I have heard better versions).


I can help it. I cringe at the one-liners.

poguesfan
02-10-2009, 01:36 PM
1. Batman and Robin
2. Junior
3. Raw Deal
4. The 6th Day
5. End of Days
6. Red Sonja

victorioustsp88
02-10-2009, 04:51 PM
I agree with Junior and Batman & Robin being some of his worst movies. Terminator 3, Last Action Hero, and Conan the Destroyer were pretty stupid, too. I haven't seen Raw Deal.

I'm surprised no one mentioned Jingle All the Way. That movie was absolutely dreadful. It might be my least favorite of Arnie's work.

End of Days and The 6th Day were disappointing.

Best: Conan the Barbarian, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Total Recall, and True Lies. Noteworthy flicks: Commando, Predator, and Kindergarten Cop.

rocknblues81
02-10-2009, 06:35 PM
So Terminator, Terminator 2, True Lies and Total Recall aren't good movies?

Nowhere near the masterpieces that The Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield are.

God of War
02-16-2009, 11:47 PM
Nowhere near the masterpieces that The Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield are.
Yeah, but they're not Arnie movies. And as much as I like Blair Witch and Clocerfield, I prefer the above mentioned Arnie flicks.

:)

john_rambo
02-17-2009, 10:33 AM
I don't care what people say. As an avid Arnie fan, I love his Mr. Freeze. You can blame the people that cast him if you don't like the character. But he played Mr. Freeze like he does every other role, cheesy puns and kicking peoples' ass. I think George Clooney and Uma Thurman were worse in this than him but if you are more of a comic fan than an Arnie fan then I know why you hate it. Just my two cents. Anyway, I have seen every last one of em, and his worst movie wise has to be Hercules in New York, but holy shit is that movie entertaining because of how bad it is. Especially the end when Samson comes to save him. (In a world where Zeus is good, what the hell is a Bible character doing? lol). As far as just sub par movies I gotta go with Red Sonja, I am not a fan of it at all. All other Arnold movies are tied for the greatest movie ever though.

zombievictim
02-17-2009, 10:37 AM
I'd say that Batman and Robin was definitely his worst. That film was just god awful.

razgriz21
02-17-2009, 02:31 PM
Jingle All The Way

This basically started the decline of his career.

Natty
02-17-2009, 04:38 PM
Jingle all the Way was great!

I've seen all of Arnie's lead-role movies and I have to say that Batman and Robin and Hercules in New York were bad films, but quite entertaining because of their poor quality.

My vote for the worst Arnie flick would be Conan the Destroyer I liked the first Conan flick because the lack of dialogue and fantasyness gave it a cool vibe, but this added more characters and monsters and was still kinda boring in my opinion.

cinemalover
02-21-2009, 04:46 PM
Junior.

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Tony_Montana
02-22-2009, 08:52 AM
Junior was absolutely apalling.

MistAh BlistAh
02-22-2009, 10:17 AM
I was about to say 'Last Action Hero,' ONLY because of that fucking kid in it...otherwise it's a totally watchable piece of shit.



Worst: Last Action Hero (easy)

I'll sit through a Batman and Robin, Junior and Jingle All the Way marathon before I watch that one ever again.

Del
02-25-2009, 12:33 PM
Twins and Junior.

MwBond007
03-01-2009, 01:51 PM
End of Days

Ramden
03-29-2009, 04:07 PM
Conan The Destroyer is by far the worst piece of shit he's ever made. It has no redeeming qualities what so ever.
Usually you can find at least the smallest thing to make your Arnie-experience worth while. But not in this case. No sir!
Avoid this turkey by all means!

pablo_super1!
03-29-2009, 04:42 PM
1. Batman & Robin
2. Around the World in 80 Days
3. Last Action Hero

I have yet to see Junior, Hercules in New York, or Twins. Though I'm willing to bet Junior and Twins aren't that bad, I've read that they're both failry decent entertaining films.

I personally think Kindgergarten Cop, and Jingle All the Way were fun entertaining films, and Terminator 3 is nowhere near being terrible. Though it doesn't measure up to the quality of part 1 or Judgement day, it's still a great film on it's own. I look at it the same was as I look at Alien Ressurection, it's not as good as the previous installments, but it's still a great film.

Siegfried
03-29-2009, 07:13 PM
True Lies, Total Recall and the first two Terminator films were all good, but frankly I can do without the rest.

Dr.Frankenstein
04-04-2009, 10:47 PM
T.V. movie I saw in in 1981 "Jayne Mansfield Story" Poor Arnold coasted thru that poorly written part/film.

g05
04-04-2009, 10:57 PM
Collateral Damage and End of Days for me.