BEST SWEARING---a look back

[Potzer! 37]

So, who swears the best in movies and what are your favorites deliveries of dirty words?

My new favorite is "Revolutionary Road"...near the end, during the big argument between Leo and Kate, Leo gives the best delivery of "fuck you!" I've ever heard...the timing, the drawing out of the the fuck and the hate behind the you...awesome.

Others:
Jason Lee-he can rattle off dirty words better than anyone...some high lights:
"And I'm telling you, the bitch could be a bigger germ farm than that monkey in outbreak!"
"Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!"
"Fucking cock-knocker! He's lucky I don't put my pen through his thorax!"
All from Chasing Amy

Sam Jackson-there should be a movie called "Motherfucker" that's just Sam Jackson rattling off that wonderful phrase. Best ones? Well:
"English motherfucker! Do you speak it!?"
"I don't wanna hear about no motherfucking "if's"! All I wanna hear from your ass is, "you ain't go no problem Jules. Go in there and chill those niggers out and wait for the calvery which will be coming, direcly""
"Oh, you ready to blow? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"
From Pulp Fiction
And a favorite of mine "The Ak-47...when you absolutly, positivly have to kill every motherfucker in the room? Except no subsitiutes..."
From Jackie Brown
And we all know how he feels about snakes on planes.

John Goodman-Just for selling the most out there and crazy character ever:
"This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
"Shut the fuck up Donnie!"
"Life does not start and stop are your conveninence you miserable piece of shit"

Those are probably my three favorites...other random lines:

"He's a nutbag...just because the fucker has a library card, that doesn't make him yoda."-Brad Pitt: Seven

"Let us fuck!" and "Way to fuck, Zack!"-Jason Mewes: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

"What fucking 'Ian guy'!?"-John Cusack: High Fidelity

"You gotta be fucking kidding..."-that guy from The Thing

"What's the big deal, it's not like I'm hurting anybody...fuck fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck!"-Trey Parker-South Park

So, what are you favorite naughty phrases and who says "fuck" the best?

[Muddy Shores]

I love Steve Martin's f-bomb rant in Planes Trains & Automobiles, especially because it just came out of (fucking) nowhere.

"You're fucked!"

[Gilpesh]

The entire movie of In Bruges:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdJAgjOLLYw

[Potzer! 37]

The entire movie of In Bruges:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdJAgjOLLYw
Good pick....the dvd actually comes with a "fucking short version" you sometimes find on-line...I think it was called "F%^*ing Bruges!" or something like that...

speaking of short versions, The Departed, Fucking Short Version is my favorite...youtube it sometime.

[Major Mojo]

SPOILER ALERT FOR TROPIC THUNDER!!!






Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): This is Les Grossman who is this…

(Flaming Dragon): THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!

Les Grossman: oh ok! Framing Dragon; fuck face; first, take a big step back and literaly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever you're thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, you're going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

[BanksIsDaFuture]

Bad Santa - the entire movie

[overwatch]

"Oh, you ready to blow? Well, I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!" - I love that line.

I also love it in There's Something about Mary when Tucker is telling Mary how Pat Heeley isn't really an architect and Pat is listening via a bug. When he says he asked around and nobody knows him, there's this big sweeping close up and Matt Dillon's delivery and expression are hilarious. "FUCK" and then Tucker keeps talking about him and it cuts back to Pat and he's hitting his car and saying "fucker"

[Rawlin67]

the swearing in In Bruges was hilarious.

also, the Blade series has some pretty funny lines, and whether Snipes busts out the F word, its just plain badass.

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
"Mother fucker! Are you out of your damn mind?"
"You obviously do not know who you are *fucking* with! "

[FreddyFuckface]

i absolutely love the scene between Brenden Gleeson and Ralph Feinnes when they're sitting outside that pub. it was brilliant. especially when they talked about his cunt fucking kids. mainly cause i love it when people use the word cunt

[bigred760]

My new favorite is "Revolutionary Road"...near the end, during the big argument between Leo and Kate, Leo gives the best delivery of "fuck you!" I've ever heard...the timing, the drawing out of the the fuck and the hate behind the you...awesome.


I gotta agree with you there.


Some of my faves:

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker. Everytime my fingers touch brain, I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the Navarone. In fact, what the fuck am I doing in the back, you're the mother fucker that should be on brain detail. We're fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you're picking up this ni**er's skull." - Pulp Fiction

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you . . . you're cool, fuck you." - Half Baked

"Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that." - Snatch

[John Galt]

I thought Paul Giamatti did extremely great delivery in Howard Stern's Private Parts:

"You goddamn motherfuckers! I worked my fuckin' ASS off to get to NBC and you sure as FUCK aren't gonna blow it for me!!! ... Welcome to NBC Howard!"

and of course

"YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' ANTICHRIST!!!"

[LelekPL]

The best one I heard was in the Polish movie "Psy" by Władysław Pasikowski. A non-stop swear-fest!
http://www.empik.com/b/o/75/07/7507d317f0aec30d547ba2b9abb09aa0.jpg

But a movie you all know...hmmm... Tarantino's screenplays are great but I myself prefer British f*cks and c*nts. Don't know why, it just sounds cooler. So maybe Trainspotting, In Bruges or Snatch

[Iclubseals]

South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5iKrEXLzXg

[scottmushroom]

Bad Boys II

How old are you?

15, sir.

Motherfucker you look 30.

[Frosty_86]

Fuck you, fuck the three of you- Walter The Big Lewbowski
The good lord tells me he can get me out of this mess but he's pretty sure your fucked- Steven, Braveheart
Yippie Kiyay motherfucker- John,Die Hard

[A.J. Hakari]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSYBMLTbWY

:D

[jaw2929]

Dennis Hopper's character Frank in Blue Velvet.

-Do you want me to open the champagne bottle boss?

Frank: No, I want you to FUCK IT!

And of course "A toast to my fuck".

Can't forget the "cunt fucking kids" exchange in the movie In Bruges as well. Fucking brilliant, that. :D

[john_rambo]

Any time Arnold says a swear word it's sheer gold:

"FUCK YOU!" - To Satan in End of Days

"Fuck you, Asshole." Originally in Terminator, but recycled many times.

Adam Gibson: You should clone yourself while you're still alive.
Drucker: So I can get a perspective on your situation?
Adam Gibson: No, so you can fuck yourself! - The 6th Day

[FreddyFuckface]

I personally loved hearing Stifler cuss. It's something about the way Sean William Scott says it all that's just hilarious.

examples:

"Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached"

"Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby."

"Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass."

Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.

It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth.

I'm gonna be like, "You like this shit Momma?" And then she'll be like, "Fuckin' right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you're milkin' a cow."

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Samuel L. Jackson and Trey Parker top the list for me. :D

[Potzer! 37]

I personally loved hearing Stifler cuss. It's something about the way Sean William Scott says it all that's just hilarious.

examples:

"Yeah, man, I think you need your balls reattached"

"Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby."

"Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass."

Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.

It's time for me to boom-boom with the bridesmaids, Finch-fucker. 'Cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out.

Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth.

I'm gonna be like, "You like this shit Momma?" And then she'll be like, "Fuckin' right doggie. Suck on my nipples like, like you're milkin' a cow."
Suck me, beautiful!

[Potzer! 37]

Suck me, beautiful!
Harold and Kumar 2 had one of my favorites as well.

Some dude at Guantanamo Bay was bashing America, talking about bullshit like starbucks and donuts and cheap cars and capitalism and Kumar goes:

"Fuck you, donuts are awesome!"

Another great Zack and Miri one from the Indian guy "Fuck you, fuck you and suck cock! I hate both you ebony and ivory motherfucker! I tell you!"

[athf1980]

Jay-Jason Mewes

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...

all from Jay & Silent bob strike back

[EZM22]

Samuel L. Jackson is the king of swearing.

Billy Bob Thornton is funny and hell when he starts laying down F-bombs. Bad Santa is the obvious highlight. ("Goddamit, are you fucking with me?")

Another one is Alec Baldwin, who is great at tough guy roles. Just look at his extended scene in Glengarry Glen Ross:

"Fuck you, that's my name!"
"You think I'm fucking with you? I'm not fucking with you."
"You can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal!"

Another random line that I just found hilarious:

"Get me something good, like the time I told Tommy Lee Jones "fuck y'all" and then blew his brains out". - from Bowfinger.

[Muddy Shores]

Another one is Alec Baldwin, who is great at tough guy roles. Just look at his extended scene in Glengarry Glen Ross:

"Fuck you, that's my name!"
"You think I'm fucking with you? I'm not fucking with you."
"You can't close shit, you ARE shit, hit the bricks pal!"


Glengarry Glen Ross has some of the best cussing in film history...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Wai1QjP_o

...and Ed Harris takes the cake.

[DarthWade]

Glengarry Glen Ross is one of the top ones, but a personal all-time favorite of mine has to be the many outbursts of one Sheriff Buford T. Justice in Smokey and The Bandit. Pure Gold and one of the big reasons to avoid this movie if it's ever shown on regular TV.

[RandalGraves]

Seann William Scott esp as Stifler