Stills from my still in production drama "Pride and Prejudice"

[Ezikel]

Here are some stills from my still in production adaption of Jane Austens "Pride and Prejudice". Enjoy.

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My two leads. No white girls were available.

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From the chase scene

http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/04/12/Bush.mideast.reax/top.explosion.scene.jpg

Me and my cast chilling on location in Bosnia.

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Our lead actor, Dustin Diamond, preparing to undergo makeup for the Loch Ness Monster buggery scene.

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Vanilla Ice prepares for his rap for the climactic backgammon match

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One of the 17983 cuts made by the MPAA to get a NC - 17 rating

http://poetry.rotten.com/shot-au/0001/

Our producer reacted badly to the early test audience preview.

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Michael Clarke Duncan telling me to piss off on Oscar night. Oh well, there's always next year.



[This message has been edited by Ezikel (edited 07-20-2002).]

[Scarface98.9]

And the Academy Award goes to...

[bankholdup]

You're kidding.

[blankpage]

If this doesn't win best picture i am so gonna write a hate letter to the acedamy! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Scarface98.9]

this reminds me of my adaption of William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, cept this one is about 2 star crossed lesbians, Julia and Jenna, who want to wed despite their parent's objections.
first, here're the 2 main leads
http://joblo.com/arrow/arrowimages/bigmistress68.jpg
http://joblo.com/arrow/arrowimages/bigmistress66.jpg

here are the people cast as Jenna's resilient parents
http://filmthreat.com/UploadImages/000006462_ronjeremy1X.jpg
here's 1 horny comp geek trying to get the "scoop"
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here're some stills from the circus scenes
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid21/p9acf4a30e1392f6f1b9ebcc3006c732d/fdb635fb.gif
and here's the guy filling the Paris role when he found out I was making his role shorter (for more lez scenes)
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0257044/CN-335-33.jpg

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[blankpage]

Man I can't belive all the shit is on the big screen now!And kick ass films like these are being overlooked,it just goes to show Hollywood just can't handle the real deal.

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[boggie]

man that film sounds as jewish as a fork in the sugar bowl


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[Ezikel]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by boggie:
man that film sounds as jewish as a fork in the sugar bowl</font>

That hurt man. That hurt.

[James Logan]

*Logan is strolling down the forum, and enters this topic*

What the...

*Read the whole topic...opens his mouth to say something...but finally shuts it and shakes his head*

Forget it.

*Walks away*

[the p&j experiance]

okay, in my topic you said my idea was ripping off your idea, was that some sort of joke or something? to possibly piss me off. Because I'm fucking clueless on what this topic is about.

[Ezikel]

neither do i