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Gambers
03-28-2009, 02:16 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

God of War
03-28-2009, 02:22 AM
WTF?!

blankpage
03-28-2009, 10:30 AM
You never see this type of shit with Billy Mays...

EBastard
03-28-2009, 11:04 AM
HOLY SHIT...in those commericials I figured the guy was in his late 20s when he did it but wow...hommie is FUCKING OLD.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

AND HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT RAN OVER BY A CAR, TWICE. :eek:

jolanar
03-28-2009, 12:01 PM
And the best part is he got beat up by his prostitute...

But really that was just an excuse because Billy Mayes layed the smack down!

Hey Shamwow guy why don't you use that towel to absorb some of your blood!

Raimo69
03-28-2009, 12:04 PM
You know its good if the Germans made it.

echo_bravo
03-28-2009, 01:48 PM
Man, that guy's pimp hand is strooooong!

I am defintiely gonna go out and guy a Shamwow now.

Cop No. 633
03-28-2009, 02:30 PM
I bet he used a ShamWow to absorb all the blood stains off his face. Way to endorse a product Shlomi.

He probably tried giving her a Dirty Sanchez so she bit his lip in retaliation.

The Postmaster General
03-28-2009, 02:44 PM
I wonder if he can come up with a way to blame the Farrley Brothers for this.

countchocula
03-28-2009, 03:18 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read since I was born.

That prostitute is hot, though. Can't blame the guy for breaking the law.

BlownCamaro
03-28-2009, 03:21 PM
She might be cute but she sure isnt $750 hot. Maybe $100. He got ripped.

countchocula
03-28-2009, 03:23 PM
Oh, I agree. I'm just saying...I'd drag my sack across her black eye.

GIGGITY!

SkyNet
03-28-2009, 03:26 PM
I wonder if he can come up with a way to blame the Farrley Brothers for this.


this one needs a bit of explaining to me!

thanks

Cronos
03-28-2009, 03:44 PM
this one needs a bit of explaining to me!

thanks
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,285287,00.html
LAWSUITS Independent producer Vince Offer, 34, filed a copyright-infringement suit against Twentieth Century Fox and There's Something About Mary co-directors Bobby and Peter Farrelly, Sept. 23, 1998, in L.A. Offer claims 14 scenes in Mary were lifted from his 1996 film The Underground Comedy Movie, which starred Joey Buttafuoco. The Farrellys released this statement: ''We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney.''

outsyder
03-28-2009, 03:45 PM
She might be cute but she sure isnt $750 hot. Maybe $100. He got ripped.

It's the fat ShamWow cash.

bigred760
03-28-2009, 04:30 PM
I love the title to this thread.

Cunning Visions
03-28-2009, 08:27 PM
Guess she didn't like his nuts.

Sham-POW...right in the kisser

You got arrested! But wait there's MORE! It's with a hooker!

Tell her Billy sent ya!

Okay I'm done.

Badbird
03-28-2009, 11:17 PM
Guess she didn't like his nuts.

Damn! Beat me to it.

Oh well. This:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x98/vrykyl250/SHAMWOW.jpg

Hey Man
03-28-2009, 11:48 PM
People think he is just the pitch man hired by a company to sell Sham Wow - it's his product and he's making the money.

NuclearMisfit
03-29-2009, 08:51 AM
Now all we need is the Everest Institute Guy to get arrested and we would be all set.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZipLIoRqm8

john_rambo
03-29-2009, 02:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

breathes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn, best news I heard all day.

echo_bravo
03-29-2009, 05:26 PM
Anyone see Vince's new gig? He is selling this chopping thing. It chops up veggies, fruit and any shit haha. I am thinking of buying it to help out Vince.:D

Tweek
03-29-2009, 06:10 PM
This is the funniest thing I've read since I was born.

It might be the greatest thread in the history of threads (next to the one for Catheter, of course.)

That prostitute is hot, though. Can't blame the guy for breaking the law.

The mugshots made me laugh. What the hell was she smiling at? :confused:

drc5145
03-29-2009, 07:29 PM
Anyone see Vince's new gig? He is selling this chopping thing. It chops up veggies, fruit and any shit haha. I am thinking of buying it to help out Vince.:D

Yeah, it's called the "Slap Chop, you should see his video for that one :D:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

Guess someone forgot to give him the memo that chopping devices =/= hookers.

BakeTheMooCow
03-29-2009, 07:43 PM
Fetuccini. Linguini. Martini. Bikini.

drc5145
04-09-2009, 12:25 AM
Looks like it ain't over yet. The Smoking Gun got their hands on more photos on the night's aftermath...

It ain't pretty. These are 2 of the more tame photos.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0408091sham3.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0408091sham8.jpg

Link: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html

the clever guy
04-10-2009, 01:23 AM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0408091sham5.jpg

This picture made me laugh for some reason. Was she completely drugged and/or drunk when this was taken? What a fuckin' hooker.

The Postmaster General
04-10-2009, 01:50 AM
"Sham-Wow!"

That's what I'm screaming next time I punch someone in the face.

brigetterocks
06-08-2010, 01:53 PM
What happened to Him? I heard he made a movie, or he's a comedian or something like that.

The Postmaster General
06-15-2010, 02:39 PM
"Sham-Wow!"

That's what I'm screaming next time I punch someone in the face.


Well, that never happened, and as it turned out, I'll only scream "Sham-Wow" when slapping prostitutes; that's how it should have been from the get-go anyway.