The beginning of the end?

[Soulburn420]

Wow. Simply wow. Only in New Orleans would something like this happen.

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/metairie_man_says_stranger_che.html

This has got to be one of the weirdest news stories I've ever read. Would of thought it a host except it came from the official New Orleans website. I think the rest of you schmoes will find it interesting.

[Brendan M.]

Oh no, ZOMBIES! :eek:

[Soulburn420]

Oh no, ZOMBIES! :eek:

I know! It's fucking crazy huh?

[TeawithBlood]

WTF! Guess that Zombpocalypse plan my friend up will be useful.

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Well, that's one place I won't be vacationing in any time soon.

[MistAh BlistAh]

Shoot 'em in the head! :cool:

[Reigh Kaufman]

They all laughed when I bought The Zombie Survival Guide.

Enjoy having your brains eaten, suckers!

[teenkiller]

He just wanted some more of that Soylent Green.

I wonder if it really does taste like chicken.

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[poopontheshoes7]

I knew this day would come....and to think they all laughed at me!!

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

On second thought...

https://www.thetoolstore.ca/catalog/5062-175.jpg
Yard-rakes. They make good weapons.

[Tweek]

Time to hit the discount gun store.

My favorite parts of the story:

He eventually let go of Lancellotti and walked two blocks to a parking lot, where he hovered near an empty police car, the report said.

and


Keith Darcey, spokesman for the hospital, said, "We cannot comment on any individual patient because of privacy laws. But as a matter of general hospital policy, the emergency department has behavioral health nurses available to help diagnose patients who might require mental health assistance."

[Beard_of_Meat]

First it was the trailer for Gooby then this...If the Cubs end up winning the World Series this year then yes, it is the beginning of the end

[BatDaddy]

Thank you soulburn, for bringing this to my attention. It is time to monitor this situation carefully and see what develops. Good luck to us all.

[Il_Duce]

On second thought...

https://www.thetoolstore.ca/catalog/5062-175.jpg
Yard-rakes. They make good weapons.

I'll take the twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.

[Antonio141]

That's my hometown for ya...wild, weird and fucked up to the core!

[Tweek]

I'll take the twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.

Cricket bat for me. ;)

[Venus Venusia]

I'm scared, guys. Zombies AND pirates in the news these days? What is happening??

Nothing in this world scares me more than a potential zombie outbreak. *shivers*

[Reigh Kaufman]

Nothing in this world scares me more than a potential zombie outbreak. *shivers*


Zombie Pirates?

"Send more....deckhands!"

[Venus Venusia]

Eek!

[snoopmish]

Last year there was that guy who went nuts on a Grey Hound bus and cut a guy's head off and then started eating him....any one else remember that freak? He was found not guilty be reason of insanity.....wow ya think??

http://fubarmedia.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/canadian-judge-bloody-murderer-cannibal-is-not-guilty/

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Zombie Pirates?

Zombi pirate hookers!! :eek:
Last year there was that guy who went nuts on a Grey Hound bus and cut a guy's head off and then started eating him....any one else remember that freak? He was found not guilty be reason of insanity.....wow ya think??

http://fubarmedia.wordpress.com/2009/03/05/canadian-judge-bloody-murderer-cannibal-is-not-guilty/

Oh wow. This world is crazy.

[Needaname]

Zombi pirate hookers!! :eek:


Oh wow. This world is crazy.
Zombie Pirate Hookers directed by Uwe Boll!!! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!


I'm scared...hold me....

[TeawithBlood]

Zombie Pirate Hookers directed by Uwe Boll!!! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!


I'm scared...hold me....

I got you *holds Needaname*