Gwyneth Paltrow's Breasts

[God of War]

"Two Lovers" Director Asked to Check Gwyneth Paltrow's Breasts;

"Two Lovers" director James Gray revealed to The Sun that actress Gwyneth Paltrow asked him to inspect her breasts before she agreed to appear nude in the film.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/headline12557.jpg

He explained: "Gwyneth told me 'I don't care about nudity, I'll give you everything you need. But I've had two children and I just don't think they look very good any more. Do me a favor, come into my trailer and I'll show them to you and if you think they look OK I'll do it.'"

"So I marched in there and I told her they looked great."

"Two Lovers" is set to appear in stores on June 30th.

Source: Worstpreviews

[adamjohnson]

Are you sure that wasnt a porn movie you rented?

[Sgizzy316]

Are you sure that wasnt a porn movie you rented?


or just a great dream?

[adamjohnson]

Come to my dressing room and tell me if they look good.

Yeahhhhhhh right. That doesnt happen IRL.

[NuclearMisfit]

Spectacular scene. Just wonderful.

[KcMsterpce]

Well, to me, they've never looked good, so it might actually have been an improvement.

[Cosimo]

oh lord

[Buck Turgidson]

I've told you guys before that this kind of thing is at least a goodly portion of the reason why most Directors want to do that job. Marty Scorsese started doing it to meet chicks. Luckily, he's a genius and along the way has made some of the best American films of the last 40 years, but, still...don't kid yourself ;)

She gets a lot of grief around here, but I adore her. She's quite talented and is every bit the stone cold babe her mother was in her prime.

[ToddRH]

Buck: I agree! Such a beautiful face and a great body. I've always had a crush on her and Laura Dern which are 2 that never make a "Top 10" list! Gwyneth's acting in her small role in "Se7en" made the ending even more horrific!

[BadCoverVersion]

She gets a lot of grief around here, but I adore her.

I take it you haven't visited her website then?

Goop.com is all about nourishing the inner aspect apparently. It tells us we should stay at The Ritz if we visit Paris, rustle up a bit of Seitan (meat substitute) and Lemon Caper Sauce and be just like Gwynie and buy all our special friends $110 chocolates and Cashmere socks.

It's self indulgent twaddle...reflective of the author. The fact that she is great friends with Madonna and married to Chris Martin tells me everything I need to know about her.

There's a scathing post about her 'frenemy' on there...and it's blatantly Winona Ryder. I'm no fan of Ryder but I completely buy the story that Gwyneth saw the Shakespeare In Love script at her house, made a note of the contact details and auditioned behind her back.

[rilocay]

i'd come on them...

Yeah, i'm drunk...i don't care!

[CreepyThinMan]

Fuck this cunt. Little fucking Hollywood princess whore. Mommy and Daddy were in the buisness, family friend Steven Spielberg cast her in Hook which was her first role while this usless, deluded, spoilt little cow has lived such a privilaged life that she doesn't have any fucking grasp of reality for the rest of us working class slobs. I hope she burns to death in a fire.

[countchocula]

So she's wealthy and lives extravagantly...big deal. She's a great actress, and I think she's naturally beautiful.

[echo_bravo]

Fuck this cunt. Little fucking Hollywood princess whore. Mommy and Daddy were in the buisness, family friend Steven Spielberg cast her in Hook which was her first role while this usless, deluded, spoilt little cow has lived such a privilaged life that she doesn't have any fucking grasp of reality for the rest of us working class slobs. I hope she burns to death in a fire.

You need to post here more

[Juliet Bravo]

Gwyneth, like her mom, has a classy air about her... okay in my book.

[CreepyThinMan]

People who like Paltrow are the same fucking morons who were acting like it was the end of the fucking world when Princess Diana snuffed it and yet Mother Teresa, a truly good human being who gave her life to benefit others, died a week after that over privileged whore and you stupid cocksuckers didn't even notice.

When you say you like or admire Paltrow, what you really mean is that you wish you were born into wealth, enjoyed the benefits of being beautiful while being handed every opportunity in life without any effort.

You make me fucking sick.

[Buck Turgidson]

Do we still have rules in place about directly attacking other Schmoes?

[CreepyThinMan]

I wasn't attacking anyone specifically but if my hatred for Gwyneth Paltrow ass kissing sycophants is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

[Reigh Kaufman]

I wasn't attacking anyone specifically but if my hatred for Gwyneth Paltrow ass kissing sycophants is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

You don't seem to like women. At all. In fact, as far as I can tell, you don't like anyone.

But your hair is....glossy?

There's no subtext to that. I'm just posting non-sequiturs.

[DarkKnight81]

No uncencorsed pics???? Awwwww....

[CreepyThinMan]

You don't seem to like women. At all. In fact, as far as I can tell, you don't like anyone.

But your hair is....glossy?

There's no subtext to that. I'm just posting non-sequiturs.

Women are scum but I enjoy fucking them. People have suggested that I might be gay but I sucked my own dick once and didn't like the flavor or the lockjaw I got from fitting my John Holmes into my piehole. Here are two video’s that I made that kinda encapsulate my opinion of women. They are NSFW……enjoy….:D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15c2c8b8c1

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f6ca48d0c

[Reigh Kaufman]

Women are scum but I enjoy fucking them. People have suggested that I might be gay but I sucked my own dick once and didn't like the flavor or the lockjaw I got from fitting my John Holmes into my piehole. Here are two video’s that I made that kinda encapsulate my opinion of women. They are NSFW……enjoy….:D

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15c2c8b8c1

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f6ca48d0c

Nice.

Your post reminded me of Arthur Schopenhauer's assertion that, "Reason is feminine in nature: it can only give after it has received".

Bye.

[CreepyThinMan]

You never grew up in a household of women then?

[countchocula]

Mother Theresa was batshit crazy. She liked to watch people suffer because she saw Jesus in them. Fucking nutcase. She operated a "hospital" where the "patients" were denied medicine, food, and visits from their family members. If there's a Hell, she's burning in it.

Fuck Mother Theresa and fuck The Pope.

[CreepyThinMan]

Mother Theresa was batshit crazy. She liked to watch people suffer because she saw Jesus in them. Fucking nutcase. She operated a "hospital" where the "patients" were denied medicine, food, and visits from their family members. If there's a Hell, she's burning in it.

Fuck Mother Theresa and fuck The Pope.

We’ll, first of all I Googled “Mother Teresa/denied food medicine” and the first link was to a book called “The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice” which claimed everything you parroted and was written by Christopher Hitchens who is a bloativating, pretentious, obnoxious dirtbag who supported Bush and his illegal war while also being a rabid atheist who is just as fanatical as his religious fundie counterparts to the point that he tries to trash anyone who is held in high regard within religious circles. Not that they don’t deserve it.

Now, understand that I don’t give a fuck either way and think that religion is fucking worthless con game but I’d also include atheism in there since they have a dogma to which they are ready to shove down everyone’s throats just as quickly as the bible thumpers.

Me? Given the fact that we as a species have barely crawled out of the primordial slime, I wouldn’t claim to know if there was or was not a higher form of intelligence beyond our severely limited comprehension and both viewpoints are laughable as they only show humanity for its arrogance. Both sides are fucking stupid.

As for Mother Teresa, if what you and Hitchens say is true then I have to wonder why, over 11 years after her death, we haven’t had multiple reports of these events reported in the mainstream from more credible sources then that annoying tub of shit especially as we constantly read and hear of reports of Church abuses these days? You have to understand that there are people out there with an agenda to take down everyone whether it be Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi or Mother Teresa.

If it’s true that MT was a fanatical piece of shit who did the things that you and Htchens claim then I hope that there is a Hell so that she may be anally raped by Cerberus the three headed dog and forced to suck Satan’s needle spiked cock while coking on his magma hot semen as demons stab her flesh with pitchforks for eternity.

But until there is overwhelming proof that she did I will take your assertions with a tiny pinch of salt.

[Smarmy Douche]

Christopher Hitchens who is a bloativating, pretentious, obnoxious

We’ll, first of all I Googled “Mother Teresa/denied food medicine” and the first link was to a book called “The Missionary Position: Mother Teresa in Theory and Practice” which claimed everything you parroted and was written by Christopher Hitchens who is a bloativating, pretentious, obnoxious dirtbag who supported Bush and his illegal war while also being a rabid atheist who is just as fanatical as his religious fundie counterparts to the point that he tries to trash anyone who is held in high regard within religious circles. Not that they don’t deserve it.

Now, understand that I don’t give a fuck either way and think that religion is fucking worthless con game but I’d also include atheism in there since they have a dogma to which they are ready to shove down everyone’s throats just as quickly as the bible thumpers.

Me? Given the fact that we as a species have barely crawled out of the primordial slime, I wouldn’t claim to know if there was or was not a higher form of intelligence beyond our severely limited comprehension and both viewpoints are laughable as they only show humanity for its arrogance. Both sides are fucking stupid.

As for Mother Teresa, if what you and Hitchens say is true then I have to wonder why, over 11 years after her death, we haven’t had multiple reports of these events reported in the mainstream from more credible sources then that annoying tub of shit especially as we constantly read and hear of reports of Church abuses these days? You have to understand that there are people out there with an agenda to take down everyone whether it be Martin Luther King Jr., Ghandi or Mother Teresa.

If it’s true that MT was a fanatical piece of shit who did the things that you and Htchens claim then I hope that there is a Hell so that she may be anally raped by Cerberus the three headed dog and forced to suck Satan’s needle spiked cock while coking on his magma hot semen as demons stab her flesh with pitchforks for eternity.

But until there is overwhelming proof that she did I will take your assertions with a tiny pinch of salt.

bloativating, pretentious, obnoxious

Narm.

[rilocay]

Guys, Mother Teresa should never be mentioned in a thread titled Gwyneth's Paltrow's Breast's, the word breasts, or anyone else's breasts for that matter. Something's should just be kept as far away from each other as they can :).

[Buck Turgidson]

I wasn't attacking anyone specifically but if my hatred for Gwyneth Paltrow ass kissing sycophants is wrong then I don’t want to be right.Let's review, shall we?People who like Paltrow are the same fucking morons who were acting like it was the end of the fucking world when Princess Diana snuffed it and yet Mother Teresa, a truly good human being who gave her life to benefit others, died a week after that over privileged whore and you stupid cocksuckers didn't even notice.

When you say you like or admire Paltrow, what you really mean is that you wish you were born into wealth, enjoyed the benefits of being beautiful while being handed every opportunity in life without any effort.

You make me fucking sick.(Emphasis added.)

That seems pretty directly aimed at the several people who had something positive to say earlier in the thread, me included.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Wouldn't worry, Buck. His response to The Heart Collector in the Jessica Biel thread should put an end to his playing days.

[Lindsey]

Sad that these people are just signing up again to post this crap to stir people up.

Gwyneth Paltrow has great legs... Her boobies aren't my fav.

[Buck Turgidson]

Her boobies aren't my fav.If you post your top ten list here, I promise I'll be your best friend.