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Abbie Normal
05-21-2009, 02:02 PM
Porn Star ‘Cora’ - Carolin Berger was rushed to a hospital with difficulties breathing, while filming her attempt to break a world’s record of oral sex with 200 men. Cora had serviced 75 men at the time of the health crisis.


ORN star Sexy Cora bit off more than she could chew when she tried to break the ORAL SEX world record for a new blue movie.

Blonde Cora — real name Carolin Berger — had aimed to service 200 punters in Hamburg, Germany.

But she was forced to call off the bid when she collapsed after reaching her 75th man and was rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties.

The 21-year-old star is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight.

She is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops.

Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.


You can't make this stuff up. Too funny. I remember a few years ago I was in a strip bar and a guy walked in handing out fliers asking if any man wanted to be part of a gang bang porn. I forget the starlet, but all I had to do was show up at a certain place at a certain time with a recent STD test. The flier also said something about bj's by fluffers and free t shirts. I had no desire to be anyone's sloppy 299ths, so I passed.

Who knew 199 was the record for bjs in one day? I guess you have to work your way up to do a number like that. My guess is she got lock jaw or ODed on protein.
Brendan M.
05-21-2009, 02:10 PM
I remember a few years ago I was in a strip bar and a guy walked in handing out fliers asking if any man wanted to be part of a gang bang porn.

Its it just me or are there other people who find gang bangs to be pretty gay?
Pentangeli
05-21-2009, 07:19 PM
Sloppy seconds, sloppy thirds...sloppy hundreds! Slutty women suck! I wonder how she ended up like that.
Cenopath
05-21-2009, 07:24 PM
Porn star blows world record bid.

Yep, she blew it alright.
Tweek
05-21-2009, 07:29 PM
Its it just me or are there other people who find gang bangs to be pretty gay?

Eh, mostly gross and creepy. But I can definitely see where it might come off as homoerotic.
Mopar Fanatic
05-21-2009, 07:54 PM
Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.

That just cracks me up.
Dr.Frankenstein
05-21-2009, 08:00 PM
Oh no another insane attempt to break the "blow job" record.... "sigh" This girl/porn star "Cora" in question, really needs to find purpose and well being in life-this type of activity is abuse and self destruction - the $ behind the event and the wielder's of at least the 75 "dicks" already milked would have been held under suspicion and or liable by law enforcement -IF this girl would have died for some reason -and may still be in some trouble regardless, for the occurrence of her collapsing while in their company.
xseanymacx
05-21-2009, 08:18 PM
Should not have turned down the gang bang porn invite...
viking
05-21-2009, 08:38 PM
Mum and Dad must be so proud.
Le_Big_Mac
05-21-2009, 08:53 PM
This reminds me of a line from Clerks.

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"
NathanRomano
05-21-2009, 11:42 PM
SNUFF by Chuck Palahniuk comes to mind
Badbird
05-22-2009, 01:06 AM
200? Really? That seems like a pretty low number.

I think the gang bang record is over 500.
JohnLocke2342
05-22-2009, 01:15 AM
Its it just me or are there other people who find gang bangs to be pretty gay?

same... I have no desire to be slamming a chick with a bunch of naked dudes hovering around me.
The Postmaster General
05-22-2009, 01:18 AM
Only 75, and she was trying to get to 200. Haha. Good thing her speciality isn't flipping motorbikes. Someone needs to make a FAIL poster for this woman.
viking
05-22-2009, 01:56 AM
I bet the next guy in line, No. 76 was shattered. I sure he would have been encouraging her to try and keep going.
jolanar
05-22-2009, 02:09 AM
200? Really? That seems like a pretty low number.

I think the gang bang record is over 500.

Wow that poor soul who drew the 500th card.
Abbie Normal
05-22-2009, 10:15 AM
Wow that poor soul who drew the 500th card.

Like a hot dog fucking a barrel.
RustyRazor
05-22-2009, 10:25 AM
I've got an idea.

A porn version of "300".
And when she's feeling better, of course.

MAN #265: "This is a cock ring...this is chaffing...!"
CORA: (Muffled) "...thiff...iff...Felafioooooo!"

NARRATOR: "She planned to hob every knob in the kingdom and went at it with a ferociouness not seen in most porn stars...."

MAN #298: "You're about to see balls that are so big, they'll blot out the sun!"
CORA: "I can do it in the shade. I brought a flashlight. See?"

GERARD BUTTLER
CORA

and

MORGAN FREEMAN

"THREE HUNDRED"

Directed by Roger Rodriguez
Smiert Spionam
05-22-2009, 10:44 AM
This reminds me of a line from Clerks.

"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row?"

Can you imagine dating a girl for some months before finding out she holds the world record for sucking the most dicks in a row?

I mean... can you imagine??? :eek: :(
Donnie_Darko
05-22-2009, 10:58 AM
So, what was the health problem? Lock jaw, or did she just get full? :D

I can see the director now...

"Damn it! I TOLD you NOT to swallow!" :mad:
Mr.HyDe807
05-22-2009, 12:30 PM
Ahhh man, THAT BLOWS!
outsyder
05-22-2009, 12:43 PM
http://fataculture.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/400blows.jpg

These remakes need to stop.
Badbird
05-22-2009, 01:18 PM
Wow that poor soul who drew the 500th card.

I believe it was Ron Jeremy, if I'm thinking of the right one.
darkface
05-22-2009, 09:01 PM
So let me get this straight... each dude has to ejaculate in order to move onto the next person? Wow, that's pretty much nasty. Not the blow job part, but being anyone above #1 on the list lol
The Postmaster General
05-22-2009, 09:42 PM
I'm not kidding when I say that in over 7 years, this is the first thread that's made me queasy.
Smiert Spionam
05-22-2009, 09:50 PM
I didn't wanna re-use this, but its so fitting...

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6104/own3du.jpg
orgy316
05-22-2009, 09:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

THIS THE BEST THREAD I HAVE EVER READ! I hope that they make the Three Hundred porno, i would buy it for sure. If it was made, it would be the next "2Girls, 1Cup" video. ;p

But what if she had finished the record, and she found out that she had 300 to go before the record was broken? She would be pissed! lol
orgy316
05-22-2009, 09:51 PM
That was a great usage of paint Smiert Spionam. ;p
Badbird
05-24-2009, 02:14 AM
So let me get this straight... each dude has to ejaculate in order to move onto the next person? Wow, that's pretty much nasty. Not the blow job part, but being anyone above #1 on the list lol

You should do a Google image search for "extreme bukkake" with the safe search turned off.
outsyder
05-24-2009, 02:20 AM
You should do a Google image search for "extreme bukkake" with the safe search turned off.

Yogurt factory gone done blowed up.
Spidey
05-24-2009, 12:41 PM
I hope she has a dental plan.
John Galt
05-24-2009, 03:54 PM
I remember once hearing a sex therapist say(unbelievably) that the NUMBER 1 most popular sexual fantasy for women is to be gang-banged.

Not sure where the sword chain-smoking fits in though.
tomq
05-24-2009, 08:20 PM
Seeing as how she had trouble breathing, I sure hope no one had to give her mouth to mouth.

Imagine the breath on that chick!
Potter82
05-24-2009, 10:14 PM
Its it just me or are there other people who find gang bangs to be pretty gay?

Yes, I don't get it.

Yet, there is something I find even gayer in allegedly straight porn; Double Penetration.

I imagine that both guys would "bump" into each other in the process, either externally or internally. The idea of two dudes' wangs smashing and grinding into each other while doing the same girl is not only gay, it also seems pretty damn uncomfortable/unpleasant for all parties involved.... and then there are double penetrations in the same orfice! which is about 10x worse than the above.

I don't know who gets off on that kind of shit.

I can't speak for all straight guys but I'm sure I'm not the only one who is grossed out by that and I imagine gay guys just wish the girl wasn't there in the first place.

At least with a gang bang, the chances of making contact with another dude are limited, provided that you plan your movements carefully enough.

On the article at hand, could you imagine if the Doctor in the ER asked her what she was doing before she had trouble breathing? -that story will never get old.
Tagia_Romero
05-25-2009, 04:40 PM
I remember once hearing a sex therapist say(unbelievably) that the NUMBER 1 most popular sexual fantasy for women is to be gang-banged.



What? How is that surprising? :D
adamjohnson
05-25-2009, 04:48 PM
SNUFF by Chuck Palahniuk comes to mind

I thought the same thing.
BadCoverVersion
05-25-2009, 05:34 PM
http://fataculture.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/400blows.jpg

These remakes need to stop.

Bwahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. :D

youtube link anyone?
Natty
05-26-2009, 02:35 PM
Kinda funny and kinda sad. I suppose I hope she gets better.

Someone has to make that 300 porno.
Smiert Spionam
05-27-2009, 01:13 AM
In case any of you were curious. which I'm sure you all were:

http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/blog/7/8/2/4/782422/200905/1242931405886.jpg

http://dyn.ifilm.com/resize/image/imgentity/6/7/5/0/67501.jpg
AspectRatio1986
05-27-2009, 08:32 AM
You know she can suck a mean dick...
Potter82
05-27-2009, 11:27 AM
Can you imagine dating a girl for some months before finding out she holds the world record for sucking the most dicks in a row?

I mean... can you imagine??? :eek: :(

I wouldn't know whether to be horrified or... sort of impressed. Doing anything 500 times requires a high level of commitment and discipline.

Anyway, you could always ask her for a BJ at any time and if she said no you could always say "well, you didn't say no to those 500 guys!"