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echo_bravo
05-26-2009, 05:58 PM
Oh, Kid Rock. When he’s not mashing up Lynyrd Skynyrd with Warren Zevon to produce a massive hit ("All Summer Long"), pimping babes decked out in decidedly non-P.C. Confederate flag bikinis for said song's video or enticing young men to think about joining the National Guard, the self-proclaimed “Son of Detroit” is trying his hand at creating the next great American beer.

“It’s going to be called ‘Bad Ass Beer,’ '' Rock boasted to Rolling Stone magazine recently from his suburban Detroit studio, where he’s hard at work recording the follow-up to his multi-platinum 2007 release, “Rock N Roll Jesus.”

“It just tastes like good American light beer…an everyday beer,” he raves, extolling the fact that his brew will be an all-American endeavor, right down to the hops. “It’s creating jobs in Michigan at the brewing company. We know people are hurting here so we’re trying to take that whole approach.”

While we wait to see if Bad Ass Beer will come to usurp the likes of Natural Light and Coors as the beer of the American working man, what’s even more intriguing to us is the series of competitor-mocking advertisements Rock is working on to promote his new golden dew.

“There’s one where it looks like the Budweiser horses, and they’re all up in the air, just freaked out, like they went haywire, and whatever they ride on is smashed up, and it just has my beer sitting in the front. It says, ‘Bad Ass. And ‘…and the horses they rode in on,’ ” Rock tells the rock mag. “There’s another one where we [mess] with Corona. We have an old rusty truck with no tires on it and it’s sitting on the Bad Ass beer, and it says, 'The only way you’ll ever see a lemon on it.' "

But for Rock, it all boils down to flavor: “It’s good, and there’s no aftertaste,” which sounds like as good a tagline as any -- definitely better than meaningless marketing boasts such as "triple-hops brewed" or "beachwood aged."

Expect Bad Ass to hit shelves in time for Labor Day festivities. Beer run, anyone?

-- Scott T. Sterling


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/05/kid-rock-knows-beer.html

Cop No. 633
05-26-2009, 06:13 PM
Does it have what plants crave? It better have electrolytes or else it's faggy shit.

Cenopath
05-26-2009, 08:48 PM
“It just tastes like good American light beer…an everyday beer,” he raves, extolling the fact that his brew will be an all-American endeavor, right down to the hops.

Translation: it tastes like piss and is just as bad as my ALL-AMERICAN BAD ASS music.

NuclearMisfit
05-26-2009, 10:47 PM
ewwww I bet its gonna taste like Natty Ice. Ghetto till the last drop.

Potter82
05-27-2009, 12:40 AM
I predict that it will be very similar to Colt 45 - except it will taste twice as bad, will come in cans twice as large, and will have a logo that somehow involves the U.S. flag.

Potter82
05-27-2009, 12:47 AM
“It just tastes like good American light beer…an everyday beer,” he raves, extolling the fact that his brew will be an all-American endeavor, right down to the hops.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2009/05/kid-rock-knows-beer.html

a "good American light beer"? does such a thing as that truly exist? You have to hand it to Kid, he's trying to be a pioneer!

"...an everyday beer,” - oh thank god it isn't going to be a fancy elitist beer for those who love eating argula, driving hybrids, and drinking lattes! We already have a beer for those people; Heinicken! :D j/k

The Postmaster General
05-27-2009, 02:41 AM
Grape soda, cherry cola, pineapple juice, chocolate milk, honey lager...

Bad Ass Beer

I don't know man. For some reason that doesn't sound like it would taste good.

X-Nightcrawler
05-27-2009, 04:47 AM
Think of all the ways you could vandalize the label, though.

"ASS BEER"
"BAD BEER"
"BASS BEER"
"BAD AS BEER"
"BAD ASS BEE"
"BAD BEE"

It could be fun.

John Galt
05-27-2009, 07:08 AM
I bet it will be worse than Olympia and taste like stale Icehouse. Drinking it at near or above room temperature will prolly automatically induce vomiting.

Inbred piece of shit.

AspectRatio1986
05-27-2009, 08:38 AM
I can just see now a big overweight white trash guy walking into my local bar "yeah could I get a BAD ASS BEER bottle...make it two so i can double fist them please"

On a side note - I would give one a shot.

NuclearMisfit
05-27-2009, 09:49 AM
I predict that it will be very similar to Colt 45 - except it will taste twice as bad, will come in cans twice as large, and will have a logo that somehow involves the U.S. flag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

Itll probably be the rebel flag knowing Kid Rock which is funny because hes from Michigan.

echo_bravo
05-27-2009, 10:25 AM
I also read that it will be made in Michigan (metro Detroit area) so thats good that Kid Rock is at least supplying some jobs in that area. Lord knows they need all the help they can get.

I will try it. Hell, in college I drank any beer there was and some tasted like racoon piss but I drank them anyways(Fall City anyone?)

I usually drink Shiner Bock nowadays.

RustyRazor
05-27-2009, 11:07 AM
Well, there's some truth in advertising there.
It's obviously going to taste "Bad"
Undoubtedly smell liks "Ass"
And it will masquerade as a "Beer" much like Zima and wine coolers are supposed to be an alternative to an actual alcoholic beverage.

Can't this stain just stick to butchering music?