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Abbie Normal
06-01-2009, 02:12 PM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/shinyobjects/060109danielcraig.jpg



Well, if you've ever admitted to wanting your mouth all over James Bond star Daniel Craig, now's your chance. And here's the weird thing: He tastes like blueberry.

Or pomegranate. Or cranberry. Those are the flavors of the new Daniel Craig popsicles, available this week in Britain from Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies. Why make a popsicle in the shape of 41-year-old hunk Daniel Craig, you ask? Why the hell not, we say. But here's the marketing answer: "'Daniel Craig topped our poll of Britain's coolest celebrities and thanks to our Del Monte lolly replica he is officially immortalised as super smooth and licensed to chill," said spokesman Matt O'Connor. Sigh. You knew that pun was coming.

The frozen treats are modeled after Craig's appearance fresh out of the ocean -- hubba -- in his first film as Bond, "Casino Royale" in 2006.

The others topping the poll of male celebs that British women would most like to see on the end of a stick? Jude Law was second, Hugh Grant was third, Steve Jones fourth and Tom Jones fifth. Hmm, what flavor should they have been?

Too many jokes come to mind. Overload! Can not type them all and I can't pick just one.

I'd go with cranberry and no, I am not on my period.

God of War
06-01-2009, 07:01 PM
I thought for a second he had turned to making porn movies :D

bigred760
06-01-2009, 07:07 PM
They couldn't make one of Eva Green?

ElderPredator
06-02-2009, 10:36 AM
They couldn't make one of Eva Green?

I second that.

Tweek
06-02-2009, 02:04 PM
Oh, oh dear. :eek:

I think I'm just going to wait for Tagia_Romero to chime in.

Heisenberg
06-02-2009, 03:13 PM
It's actually a pretty good incarnation, for an ice lolly.




I wan't a ice lolly of Lily Allen's third nipple.

NuclearMisfit
06-02-2009, 03:21 PM
They couldn't make one of Eva Green?

After looking at her tits, better make that Bologna flavored. :D

poopontheshoes7
06-04-2009, 01:35 PM
Hmmm, thats a surprisingly good likeness for a frozen treat. I'd suck on one. Looks good:)

ElderPredator
06-04-2009, 04:25 PM
I'd rather suck on Angelina Jolie.

What is this thread about again? :confused:

Tagia_Romero
06-04-2009, 05:01 PM
What is this thread about again? :confused:

THIS, goldfish, THIS:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/dc-who16apr07au-04.jpg

http://emeraldcityguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/daniel_craig.jpg

http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/25/craig.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/077.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/qostrailercap9_683541n.jpg


And and oldie but a goodie too hot that it must be posted as a link to avoid going the way of the infamous Rhianna thread:

http://www.thebinarycircumstance.com/wp-images/daniel-craig-bathtub.jpg