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echo_bravo
06-06-2009, 12:10 PM
This was one of the top videos of the day on Youtube.

I warn you, this video is more disturbing than Martyrs or Gummo put together.:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw&feature=topvideos

g1ng3rsnap9ed
06-06-2009, 12:13 PM
...and Begotten too? :p

I knew they were gay all along. :)

BadCoverVersion
06-06-2009, 12:56 PM
They've got a silly sense of humour and are obviously comfortable in their own skin and sexuality...I actually respect them a lot more after seeing that.

Sorry.

outsyder
06-06-2009, 01:03 PM
More evidence for the case.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2009/05/17/9488466-wenn-story.html

The group smiled at the cheeky banner - but covered their eyes in embarrassment when the fans dropped the sign to reveal their bare breasts, reports the National Enquirer.

Shinigami
06-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Why are you looking for proof that one of the jonas brothers is gay.


The group smiled at the cheeky banner - but covered their eyes in embarrassment when the fans dropped the sign to reveal their bare breasts, reports the National Enquirer.

Looking at their wikipedia page, they were homeschooled by their mother and their father is a former Assembly of God Pastor. They're evangelicals. So either they're genuinely modest guys or they have a modest image to maintain. Whichever you want to go with, it makes sense that they wouldn't start high-fiving each other and motorboating their fans' boobs in public. :confused:

Abbie Normal
06-06-2009, 01:54 PM
Who cares? Besides with this generation of kids it is cool to be bi. Britney Spears used to say she was a virgin too and how true was that?

BakeTheMooCow
06-06-2009, 02:35 PM
Don't care if they're gay, but I do wish they would go away. Annoying talentless shits.

Mr. Creasy
06-06-2009, 03:23 PM
Just one of them?

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1491/celebritypictureswaltdi.jpg (http://img19.imageshack.us/i/celebritypictureswaltdi.jpg/)

sbunn10
06-06-2009, 03:24 PM
well, you've gotta give him credit for doing that... but damn was it disturbing.

echo_bravo
06-06-2009, 03:51 PM
Well, looks like the video was taken down. Oh well. I am definitely not gonna post another link of that shit though. Too scary.

For those that want to know what it was, it was one of the Jonas brothers dancing to a Beyonce song in tights.:eek:

RustyRazor
06-06-2009, 04:16 PM
Don't care if they're gay, but I do wish they would go away. Annoying talentless shits.

Seconded.

Miss Vicky
06-06-2009, 09:33 PM
Justin Timberlake did it better.

The Postmaster General
06-07-2009, 09:15 AM
Why are you looking for proof that one of the jonas brothers is gay.



Yeah, I was about to use that as the basis for a 40 y/o Virgin-styled "do you know how I know?" joke.

screamer581
06-07-2009, 09:57 AM
Justin Timberlake did it better.

This.


6 months too late.

jdparker
06-07-2009, 10:13 AM
If anything this proves that he's not gay. Let's say that Joe Jonas is actually a homosexual, either he suspects that he's a homosexual or knows for sure, it's pretty obvious that he would hide this from pretty much everyone. The Jonas Brothers image relies heavily on their "family-friendly" persona, and unfortunately people would be quite peturbed if he were to come out. Not to mention he comes from a very close religous family, or so we're led to believe. For most gay men the latter point would be enough to make him afraid to come out. Add on the pressure of being a celebrity, multliple the aforementioned image to the equation, and I think it goes without saying that, if he's gay, Joe Jonas is keeping it a HUGE secret.

If so much is riding on the world thinking he's a hetrosexual, why would he make a video that so easily invites the suggestion that he's gay? If he was actually gay, and in denial - which seems likely given his religious upbringing, I truly believe he would be far too frieghtened to make a video that could be (and has been here) construed as queer.

I agree with BadCoverVersion, what this really shows is he's just comfortable with his sexuality. And also that he's a terrible dancer.

screamer581
06-07-2009, 10:17 AM
Gay? Straight? Doesn't matter, but these dudes need to start having some sex. I would have killed myself by now if I was them.

echo_bravo
06-07-2009, 12:43 PM
IMO it would be cool if he was gay. I would love to see how Disney handles it.:D

drc5145
06-07-2009, 01:03 PM
Don't care if they're gay, but I do wish they would go away. Annoying talentless shits.

This. It wouls be interesting, like echo_bravo said, to see how Disney would handle that but really, I'd prefer them to fuck off for all time, gay or not...

The Postmaster General
06-07-2009, 06:20 PM
I'm going on a limb here and first off saying I'd only heard Jonas Bros from one episode of SNL and they were in the Night at the Museum: BOTS, but...

Based on SNL, I took the opinion that it's cool that these guys are so popular, because for so many years there has been so much kid-aimed music that is nothing but boy bands with lip synching, choreographed dancing --- I'm happy with the notion that these guys (along with their female counterpart Cyrus) are encouraging kids to pick up instruments.

KcMsterpce
06-07-2009, 06:49 PM
I hate the Jonas Brothers, but this does nothing to say someone is "gay".

If it was a huge fat guy dressed like that and doing this, it'd get millions of hits and people would think it was funny to share with others. The "gay" reference would merely be a joke about his fatness, not as a means of justifying someone's suspicions.

Dom Shady
06-09-2009, 10:01 AM
I think the point of all this is that we hate the Jonas Brothers and must destroy them. The first step is to compromise their integrity.

gayzilla
06-12-2009, 04:54 PM
There is a better video out there that proves he's gay, but I'm too lazy to search. Just do Jonas and Bra. A girl throws her bra on the stage at the Jonas brother and he goes to catch it. When he realizes what it is, he drops it and goes Eeewww gross. Very gay. it's the same reaction I would have.