Obama Barack is one badass motherfucker

[Heisenberg]

Wow, This guy is what legends are made of

The full political ramifications of President Obama's fly-swatting skills are yet to sink in. Following his graceful dispatching of a pesky Musca domestica, we are expecting a mouthfrothing statement from animal welfare drongos Peta imminently. The White House is in frantic conciliatory negotiations to placate the all-important Jainist vote.

But observe the poise, the casual deployment of that famously immense brain to brush aside his irritating opponent. It's almost metaphorical.

"I got the sucker," he quips, before returning to matters of state. Awesome. But my one criticism is that the prez failed to seize the opportunity to make a Schwarzeneggeresque pithy one-liner. Something like "This is a no-fly zone, sucker" would have done quite adequately.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2009/jun/17/barack-obama-swats-fly


I dunno, Pointless as this 'story' may be. The video gave me enjoyment. I know, my life is pathetic.

:)

[BlownCamaro]

So instead of waterboarding the fly he just assassinates it. Someone should investigate.

[muttly69]

Well I dont know about "badass".

[Natty]

Certainly the most badass President for sure.

"I got the sucker." Lol.

[someguy]

Maybe the fly saw his birth certificate and he had to take it out. Doesn't surprise me from this Muslim socialist "American."

[outsyder]

Teddy Roosevelt chortles from beyond the grave.

[echo_bravo]

Fuckin animal murderer. I hope Peta gives him hell!

[ElderPredator]

Go Mr. President! You swat that muthafucka! :)

[Weapon X]

BzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZ--BLAM!

Tha's whutchu git, sucka.

[jackson13]

Maybe the fly saw his birth certificate and he had to take it out. Doesn't surprise me from this Muslim socialist "American."

Oh, here we go....

[Heisenberg]

Maybe the fly saw his birth certificate and he had to take it out. Doesn't surprise me from this Muslim socialist "American."


Lets stay on topic, whatever that may be ;) :)

[Natty]

Oh, here we go....

If you look at someguy's profile he often makes comments like that. I think its supposed to be funny or something. He's a radical guy.

[Weapon X]

This almost sounds like a gag from the Chevy Chase era of Weekend Update; the kind that would end with: "Secret Service agents seized the insect, and wrestled it to the ground."

[Abbie Normal]

That was no ordinary fly. That was the mechanical fly from Get Smart. Didn't see that movie. No worries. Most didn't either.


I did hear that PETA is planning a protest now.


My cat can do that too.


Not THAT much of a liberal is he? I hope the world was watching.

[Badbird]

That was no ordinary fly. That was the mechanical fly from Get Smart. Didn't see that movie. No worries. Most didn't either.

No, no, no. It was a Decepticon. Obama just saved us all from The Fallen.

[FireCaptain4]

Pretty awesome, but Ronald Reagan took a bullet and lived. Nothing more badass than that.

[Tinkles]

That was no ordinary fly. That was the mechanical fly from Get Smart. Didn't see that movie. No worries. Most didn't either.


I did hear that PETA is planning a protest now.


My cat can do that too.


Not THAT much of a liberal is he? I hope the world was watching.
Yea haha, that movie was classic, I never thought the rock would ever make me laugh.

This Obama clips been all over TV even in New Zealand! They're certainly making a big deal out of it. I'm a vegetarian and I still swat fly's because they land in shit then they land on you, it's yuck!

[dennisv]

And that is how he will deal with the economy.

[Abbie Normal]

And that is how he will deal with the economy.

Please explain. Good or bad?

[screamer581]

Please explain. Good or bad?


Yeah that doesn't make any sense Dennis.


I wish JJ was still here.

[echo_bravo]

Yeah that doesn't make any sense Dennis.


I wish JJ was still here.

Hmm I didnt know he got banned
Wow two legends (JJ and LordSimen) no longer with us.:(

[Natty]

LordSimen got banned too :eek:

Shit.

[Heisenberg]

LordSimen got banned too :eek:

Shit.


Yeah, I was shocked too. It was his antics in the Sacha Baron Cohen/ Eminem stunt thread which most likely lead to his banning.


And now I learn JJ is gone, Noooooooooooooooo :(

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Yeah that doesn't make any sense Dennis.


I wish JJ was still here.

What the heck was JJ Banned for!? :(

Did anybody see the Conan clip of this video? :D

[Natty]

JJ was banned for arguing with a moderater. But don't worry, you can still vote in his ULTIMATE ULTIMATE CHARACTER TOURNAMENT (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3058747#post3058747)

[dennisv]

Please explain. Good or bad?

Good. Maybe using the word recession will makes much more sense. Mah bad.

[Tagia_Romero]

Not my personal definition of a 'badass motherfucker', but what he said certainly earned a giggle from me.

[outsyder]

LordSimen got banned too :eek:

Shit.

You don't really mean that.

[NuclearMisfit]

Yeah I think if he would have said "THIS IS A NO FLY ZONE BITCH!" would have been real kickass.

AMERICA WILL NOT DEAL WITH TERRORIST OR FLYS.

[Tinkles]

So are PETA protesting about this yet?

[someguy]

What the heck was JJ Banned for!? :(

He was previously banned and then let back in but was being a nuisance with some perverted/homophobic posting before they decided to kick him out again. For the longest time he had several alternate accounts that he used only to spam votes in the tournament forums so his side could win but that was back before the first banning, don't know if he still did it.

PETA have released a statement against the fly being killed but it makes no sense unless they have a PETI subset.

[Natty]

You don't really mean that.

Well...he had his charm (if that's the right word).