New Titles for the upcoming Indiana Jones flick

[spacemonkey]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Indiana_Jones_in_Raiders_of_the_Lost_Ark.jpg

So yeah, theres talks of a 5 Indiana Jones flick supposedly on the fast track. It got me thinking, what could Indy go after now?? Lets come up with funny names for the new Indiana Jones movie!

Also, if you can come up with actually valid possible future Indy adventures that youd like to see, then mention them.

I nominate:

Indiana Jones and the Search for God - Though I dont think he will be very successful. :D

[Reigh Kaufman]

Indiana Jones and the Death of the Golden Goose

[Badbird]

Indiana Jones and the Search for More Money?


Actually, back in the 90s there was a PC game called Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. I always thought that was a cool title and even assumed that was the direction the forth movie was going when they talked about it way back then.

[bigred760]

Indiana Jones and the Search for More Money?

I thought that was the title of the Spaceballs sequel . . . :D.


Indiana Jones and the Search for Elsa

[Heisenberg]

Indiana Jones And The Search For Jimmy Hoffa

[God of War]

Wasn't the new film's title going to be called "Indiana Jones & The City of God"?

[Imsomuchbetter]

Indiana Jones - this time with Asians!

[adamjohnson]

Wasn't the new film's title going to be called "Indiana Jones & The City of God"?

City of the Gods = Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

[FireCaptain4]

Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Dead Sea Scrolls-
Indiana Jones busting into the Israel Muesem, fighting a secret organization of Jews... could work, right? I'm not exactly sure what the "secret" would be, but I'm sure Spielberg and company could figure something out-- hopefully without involving aliens. Being half-Jewish, I've always been interested in the Dead Sea Scrolls. However, it does sound more like something Robert Langdon would be involved in.

Plot possibilities:
The scrolls and scroll fragments recovered in the Qumran environs represent a voluminous body of Jewish documents, a veritable "library", dating from the third century B.C.E. to 68 C.E. Unquestionably, the "library," which is the greatest manuscript find of the twentieth century, demonstrates the rich literary activity of Second Temple Period Jewry and sheds insight into centuries pivotal to both Judaism and Christianity. The library contains some books or works in a large number of copies, yet others are represented only fragmentarily by mere scraps of parchment. There are tens of thousands of scroll fragments. The number of different compositions represented is almost one thousand, and they are written in three different languages: Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek.

More info: http://www.ibiblio.org/expo/deadsea.scrolls.exhibit/Library/library.html

Some of the scrolls provide long lists of dates and ample detail about the calendar, but apparently no one has correlated the Qumran calendar to our Gregorian calendar. That is, when the scrolls speak of a certain date on which a festival was held, just exactly what date did that correspond to on our calendar? The best correlation to our calendar so far is that the two principal calendar scrolls date to about 50-25 BC, based on the style of handwriting.[2] Fortunately, that is much more precise than the dates ascribed to the entire set of scrolls and the community in general, being from the late second century BC through the destruction of the temple in AD 70.

More info: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/lds/meridian/2003/images/scroll.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/lds/meridian/2003/qumran.html&usg=__gvfNusnXeJ1eZ8QqrM_Vy24wgxo=&h=357&w=478&sz=28&hl=en&start=6&um=1&tbnid=Q8Eq3u5AmNgehM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=129&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddead%2Bsea%2Bscrolls%26hl%3Den%26sa%3 DN%26um%3D1

http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/lds/meridian/2003/images/scroll.jpg

[FireCaptain4]

Indiana Jones and the Mammoth Bones:
Funny title, eh?! At least it rhymes.

Plot possibilites, something to do with the Evenki drum baton and it's supposed supernatural powers:
The wooden baton is covered with reindeer skin. A plate of mammoth bone with metal anthropomorphic figures is attached to the back side. An anthropomorphic image symbolizing the guardian spirit of the Evenk shaman is carved in the handle of the baton. The baton was one of the first attributes received by the shaman. Its name, gis or gisun literally means "speaking, object for speaking-foretelling." The baton was considered a live mediator between the human world and the spirit world. It was with the baton's help that the shaman would obtain answers put by fellow tribesmen.

Source: http://www.all-creatures.org/articles/rf-siberian.html

http://www.all-creatures.org/articles/rf-siberian-01.jpg

[overwatch]

Where in the world is Indiana Jones?

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Indiana Jones and the Search For Jon Bonnet

(Ooh! Not funny and in bad taste, sorry.)

[razgriz21]

Indiana Jones and Nuking Another Fridge (not very funny but it was one that came to my mind)

[Tony_Montana]

Carry on Indiana Jones

[Jig Saw 123]

-Indiana Jones and the Search for Atlantis
-Indiana Jones and the City of Armageddon
-Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Gold

[Terror Australis]

Indiana Jones and the Search for a Retirement Home.

(I kid, I kid:D)

[Cop No. 633]

Indiana Jones and the Cure for Hemorrhoids

Indiana Jones and... Where'd I Park the Car? I'm Forgetful

Raiders of the Lost Cabinet of Prescription Pills

[jdparker]

Indiana Jones - this time with Asians!

http://www.rovedaily.com.au/images/review_shortround_200x200.jpg


Its been done.

[drc5145]

Indiana Jones and the search for George Lucas and tell him to fuck off already.




Actually, back in the 90s there was a PC game called Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. I always thought that was a cool title and even assumed that was the direction the forth movie was going when they talked about it way back then.

This. That would actually be pretty cool to see happen in live action.

[sbunn10]

yea, I believe this was mentioned above, but I'd be fine with something like this

http://ty-food.com/photos/indiana-jones-fate-of-atlantis-cover.jpg

[Homyrrh]

Indiana Jones and the Escape from Gang Rape...starring George Lucas and Steven Spielberg

[Homyrrh]

And that's somewhere near Nanking.

[Brendan M.]

Indiana Jones and the Return of Short Round!

[jdparker]

Indiana Jones and the Return of Short Round!

Indiana Jones and the Revenge of Short Round!

[Monotreme]

Indiana Jones: Electric Boogaloo.

[blknge89]

oh dear I loved Crystal Skull but even I'm nervous, the reunion of these actors was great for me but you can't have a class reunion a year after your 25th or 30th one. I really don't know what you'd want it to be called, if I had said hey guys what about The Kingdom of the crystal skull a couple years ago, in my heads and your heads at that time it wouldn't seem cool but I'm totally fine with it now.

The last crusade though was a great title for what was thought to have been the final one.

[rilocay]

Indiana Jones and the death of George Lucas.



:D

[God of War]

City of the Gods = Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Oh, my bad. Thanks. And I got a new title- Indiana Jones & The Planet of Vaginamites

[FireCaptain4]

Well, if we are doing comedic ones:

Indiana Jone Kickin' It Old-School
Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Clones
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Big Mac Secret Sauce
Indiana Jones at the Orientation for the Dharma Initative
Indiana Jones and Where the Wild Things Were
Indiana Jones the Destroyer
Indiana and Marion's Infinite Playlist


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I'm out.

[John Galt]

Indiana Jones And The Cure For PMS

[g1ng3rsnap9ed]

Indiana Jones and the Hunt for Booty.

[spacemonkey]

http://www.rovedaily.com.au/images/review_shortround_200x200.jpg


Its been done.

Now that was funny!

Lots of great suggestions in here, funny stuff too, you guys have made me laugh which was my original purpose with this thread, thanks!

Firecaptain, Indiana JOnes and the quest for BigMacs Secret Sauce was soooo funny!

[spacemonkey]

Indiana Jones and the death of George Lucas.

:D

Hilarious.

[spacemonkey]

Heres a couple of my own:

Indiana Jones and The Temple of Whores
Indiana Jones and The Last Beer
Indiana Jones and The Search for a special on Depends