Is Thomas Jane the result of some genetic experiment?

[FireCaptain4]

Is he, or is he not a spliced result of Christopher Lambert and Aaron Eckhart?

http://www.fotosdahora.com.br/fotos/22Famosos//Christopher_Lambert.jpg + http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4wg4LuMm99s/R0AEGRBZOiI/AAAAAAAAAqE/83lJ6wpvlFs/s320/3093581_tml.jpg

= http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/01/2471886690.jpg

The beard is an attempt to cover up the conspiracy.

[Danger^Cart]

I approve this thread.

And yes. Yes he is.

[adamjohnson]

Most people think he IS Aaron Eckhart.

Hey you were great in The Core!

[drc5145]

Robert Downey Jr., Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have a similar thing going...

Voila! My original posting on the 3: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3011628&postcount=35

[Et3rnal L1ght]

nah, I think he looks more like this guy:

http://www.pajiba.com/images/lucas_black-thumb.jpg

[Danger^Cart]

That's more like the test fetus that was born with downsyndrome and a ridiculous, completely unexplainable and out of context accent.

They quickly discarded the unnatural "Ozarks Mistake" (as it's referred to), used that data to perfect the formula, and Thomas Jane was born.

[FireCaptain4]

Most people think he IS Aaron Eckhart.

Hey you were great in The Core!

This may very well be the truth. We need to get a sample of their blood and run some tests. There's definitely something odd afoot.

Robert Downey Jr., Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan have a similar thing going...

Voila! My original posting on the 3: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3011628&postcount=35

Dear God, this goes deeper than I thought. Apparently Hollywood and genetic tampering go hand-in-hand.

[Danger^Cart]

Rockstar is currently developing a fact-based tale of Jane's humanitarian efforts in Brazil:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/Freelance_Cube/MP3.jpg

[rocknblues81]

Is he, or is he not a spliced result of Christopher Lambert and Aaron Eckhart?

http://www.fotosdahora.com.br/fotos/22Famosos//Christopher_Lambert.jpg + http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4wg4LuMm99s/R0AEGRBZOiI/AAAAAAAAAqE/83lJ6wpvlFs/s320/3093581_tml.jpg

= http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/01/2471886690.jpg

The beard is an attempt to cover up the conspiracy.

Yeah. He has always reminded me of Lambert. Mostly in The Mist. Not only does he look like him, but he TALKS like him.

[Tweek]

Amy Adams = Isla Fischer = Jenna Fischer (Well, I kept mistaking her for Amy Adams in the previews for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story)

[Frosty_86]

Yeah. He has always reminded me of Lambert. Mostly in The Mist. Not only does he look like him, but he TALKS like him.

Damn Im glad Im not the only person who thought that

[adamjohnson]

Rockstar is currently developing a fact-based tale of Jane's humanitarian efforts in Brazil:

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c14/Freelance_Cube/MP3.jpg

I guess Marky Mark killed their franchise star.

[Tagia_Romero]

He has a small passing resemblance to James Purefoy as well.

http://jamespurefoy.us/photo-gallery/jameschair.jpg

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/ThomasJane-2.jpg

Richard Armitage also seems to have a lovechild of Sean Bean and Hugh Jackman in him:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/MV5BMTMxMjAwNDc5OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTc.jpg

[adamjohnson]

This is weird.

Purefoy and Jane could be TWINS.

[Tagia_Romero]

This is weird.

Purefoy and Jane could be TWINS.

Sometimes they do sound alike.

[Danger^Cart]

Yeah I don't see the Jane/Purefoy resemblance.

Now you're just reaching.

[FireCaptain4]

Alright guys, I have this contact (lets call him... Sore Throat), who claims he saw Thomas Jane go into a black limousine on July 15th of last year. The limosine arrived at the Dark Knight premier in New York, and you'll never guess who exited the limo!

http://imgcache.allposters.com/images/MMPH/270284.jpg

This is fucked up.

[Tagia_Romero]

Alright guys, I have this contact (lets call him... Sore Throat), who claims he saw Thomas Jane go into a black limousine on July 15th of last year. The limosine arrived at the Dark Knight premier in New York, and you'll never guess who exited the limo!

http://imgcache.allposters.com/images/MMPH/270284.jpg

This is fucked up.

Haha, it's like an episode of 'The Twilight Zone'. Tom Jane has an alter ego named Aaron Eckhart and he morphs when nobody is looking in order to mess with people's minds.

[Weapon X]

So if Aaron Eckhart and Thomas Jane have a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on, who's the evil one?

[someguy]

i just think theyre homos

[Tagia_Romero]

And I think you just have sour grapes. :D

[Nazgul]

Damn he does look closely familiar to those two guys.

[the clever guy]

So if Aaron Eckhart and Thomas Jane have a Jekyll and Hyde thing going on, who's the evil one?

Thomas Jane. Most people here know my qaurrel with Thomas Jane.



"I'm Tom Jane."

[xseanymacx]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/MV5BMTMxMjAwNDc5OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTc.jpg


I see MUCH more Courtney Cox than anyone.

[xseanymacx]

Or the chick from The Matrix.

[Tagia_Romero]

Or the chick from The Matrix.

Well if that's either Courtney or Carrie Ann, they have REALLY nice pecs:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/S02EP0376.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/S02EP0365.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/S02EP03102.jpg

Really dearheart, you shouldn't be so jealous and the red-blooded women who roam these boards shouldn't have to put up with your, however joking, insecurity. :D

And proof Richard has inherited some of Jackman's physical features:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/TheNoLifeQueen/Hot%20Biatches/Hugh5.jpg

Message received or will I have to persuade you further? :D