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edonline
06-22-2009, 11:06 AM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/jun/22/popcorn-boosts-sexual-performance

The cinema snack that gives you the snap, crackle and pop

Popcorn boosts sexual performance and sperm count, claims men's magazine

Ben Child, guardian.co.uk, Monday 22 June 2009 15.36 BST

Until recently, Popcorn had only two well-known uses: you could eat it, or chuck it at people who were talking in the cinema. Now a third function can be added to that list, because apparently it also works as a sexual aide.

The July issue of Men's Health, the renowned bible for buff blokes, reports that munching on the starchy snack can help boost male sexual performance by improving blood flow. It's all to do with a nutrient called Arginine, which also increases sperm count.

Popcorn is tipped by the magazine as one of the best foods for increasing fertility, alongside water, tomato soup and the supplement C0Q10. "If you want to guarantee yourself blockbuster success in the bedroom then an evening at the cinema shouldn't be overlooked," said editor Morgan Rees.

Popcorn was first discovered by native Americans thousands of years ago, but became popular in the US as a moviegoing snack during the Great Depression. It's somewhat fitting then, that its status as a sexual supplement should be discovered during a new phase of financial travails.

Basic popcorn contains no sodium or sugar, is naturally high in fibre and low in calories and fat, making it a healthy snack in small portions. But large amounts of fat, sugar and salt are often added when it is served at the multiplex, making it decidedly less good for you.

There are, in fact, a couple of other uses for popcorn: as a Christmas decoration with string threaded through the middle, in some parts of north America and the Balkan states. It has also been touted as a biodegradable alternative to polystyrene packing material.

Cop No. 633
06-22-2009, 12:32 PM
That's awesome for me. I'm a fiend for popcorn.

I make it myself on the stove since last year and it's MUCH better than microwaving it. I'll never go back to doing that again. Why have that fake butter flavored goop when you can actually melt some real stuff in the pan? It just makes so much more sense isn't that time consuming either.

Nazgul
06-29-2009, 03:30 PM
Mmmm I love popcorn.

Danger^Cart
06-29-2009, 04:41 PM
I always make popcorn in the hope I'll suddenly end up inside a hip new slasher.

I'm always left with a bunch of burnt popcorn.

John Galt
06-29-2009, 07:11 PM
Where oh where would we be without popcorn?

Tweek
06-29-2009, 07:16 PM
Where oh where would we be without popcorn?
I dislike popcorn, especially at the movies. :( I prefer Milk Duds.

John Galt
06-29-2009, 07:20 PM
I dislike popcorn, especially at the movies. :( I prefer Milk Duds.

That's a shame. On rare occasion, I get nachos(but there's never enough cheese)!

The Postmaster General
06-29-2009, 08:07 PM
I don't know man, sounds too good to be true, because blood flow is related to a lot of different ailments from hair loss to joint pain.

Either way, popcorn + peanut M&Ms = the best. I don't mean actually having them together, but an M&M first, couple chews, then add popcorn.

John Galt
06-29-2009, 08:12 PM
I don't know man, sounds too good to be true, because blood flow is related to a lot of different ailments from hair loss to joint pain.

Either way, popcorn + peanut M&Ms = the best. I don't mean actually having them together, but an M&M first, couple chews, then add popcorn.

HOLY SHIT!!! I just posted a popcorn poll in the non-movie forum with this as an option just before you posted this!!!

Damnably eerie.:eek:

The Postmaster General
06-29-2009, 08:21 PM
I'll be disappointed if this turns out to be another twist like in Fight Club.

Bahs
06-29-2009, 09:18 PM
all the butter just makes me shit like a monkey

Dom Shady
06-30-2009, 02:58 PM
it's because it's high in fiber that it makes you "shit like a monkey" as you so eloquently put it


I was never a big lover of popcorn but I'll eat it in small amounts. Those freakin tubs I see people buy at the movie theatre are too much though. Next will be a damn garbage bag full of popcorn people will be lugging onto the seat next to them.

Abbie Normal
06-30-2009, 03:03 PM
That is why I put a hole at the bottom of my buckets.