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Imsomuchbetter
06-22-2009, 02:07 PM
Seriously...wtf.

I go to my favorite pizza spot here in town to pick up an order, and because Im having a very good day, I decide to be super nice. This is what happens. First of all, they only have luke warm sprite in the fridge (nothing on tap), so I get one of those. Then the guy preparing my order gets confused about the salad I want with my pizza, and of course he doesnt speak the language properly, which makes the process a bit difficult. So I turn to another employee to see if her language skills are any better, but decide against it when I notice that shes looking at me like a fucking crackhead mogwai in heat. BUT, somehow, in the end, I get the pizza, get my salad, get my lukewarm sprite and head home. I think, wow, what a weird fucking trip that was. Back at my place I open the box, and what do I see? WRONG FUCKING ORDER.

My life is turning into a fucking bit on A Night With Kevin Smith. All I have to do now is shave my balls and fart into a christmas tree....
Heisenberg
06-22-2009, 02:15 PM
Doesn't really sound that bad dude, someone gave you the wrong shit. I was expecting to hear about a gang war that broke out in the restaurant or something.
Reigh Kaufman
06-22-2009, 02:15 PM
Cyclic is back - act accordingly.

But they do fuck you at the drive-thru.
Imsomuchbetter
06-22-2009, 02:18 PM
Doesn't really sound that bad dude, someone gave you the wrong shit. I was expecting to hear about a gang war that broke out in the restaurant or something.

I live in Sweden, we dont have gang wars.
Reigh Kaufman
06-22-2009, 02:23 PM
I live in Sweden, we dont have gang wars.

If you're really from Sweden, who is minding the rich people's children while you type your angry rant on the computer?
Imsomuchbetter
06-22-2009, 02:29 PM
If you're really from Sweden, who is minding the rich people's children while you type your angry rant on the computer?

That question doesnt make any sense. Were you trying to be clever?

Kanske från Sverige?
Reigh Kaufman
06-22-2009, 02:33 PM
That question doesnt make any sense. Were you trying to be clever?

Kanske från Sverige?

Yes.

To both.
Imsomuchbetter
06-22-2009, 02:34 PM
Yes.

To both.

k.
Tweek
06-22-2009, 03:00 PM
Yeah, this is going to get closed most likely because it's not movie related. I hear you on the frustration though, except mine is with Subway.
Heisenberg
06-22-2009, 03:49 PM
Cyclic is back - act accordingly.

And he's ruining everybody's fun :p
Imsomuchbetter
06-22-2009, 03:50 PM
Yeah, this is going to get closed most likely because it's not movie related. I hear you on the frustration though, except mine is with Subway.

Fair enough, just wanted to vent :o
NathanRomano
06-22-2009, 10:17 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt, dat sprite betta nota been luke fuckin warm, nukka. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Damone
06-23-2009, 02:07 PM
Yeah, this is going to get closed most likely because it's not movie related.

He did mention "A Night with Kevin Smith" so that should count for something. :)
John Galt
06-23-2009, 02:43 PM
Didn't pizza used to be prepared by Italians?


Nah. I must have saw that in my youth through my ViewMaster Viewer.
Derek237
06-23-2009, 04:18 PM
Treat your pizza boys with respect. They have to deal with Aliens, Predators, and Julia Roberts. I hope you drank every last drop of that fucking Sprite.
The Postmaster General
06-24-2009, 03:01 AM
Seriously...wtf.

I go to my favorite pizza spot here in town to pick up an order, and because Im having a very good day, I decide to be super nice. This is what happens. First of all, they only have luke warm sprite in the fridge (nothing on tap), so I get one of those. Then the guy preparing my order gets confused about the salad I want with my pizza, and of course he doesnt speak the language properly, which makes the process a bit difficult. So I turn to another employee to see if her language skills are any better, but decide against it when I notice that shes looking at me like a fucking crackhead mogwai in heat. BUT, somehow, in the end, I get the pizza, get my salad, get my lukewarm sprite and head home. I think, wow, what a weird fucking trip that was. Back at my place I open the box, and what do I see? WRONG FUCKING ORDER.

My life is turning into a fucking bit on A Night With Kevin Smith. All I have to do now is shave my balls and fart into a christmas tree....


Oh honey, you must of just felt as helpless as a titmouse in cockfight.
Servo
06-24-2009, 05:30 AM
You eat salad with your pizza?
Smarmy Douche
06-24-2009, 07:14 AM
Shoulda tapped that mogwai ass.
Imsomuchbetter
06-24-2009, 09:21 AM
Oh honey, you must of just felt as helpless as a titmouse in cockfight.

More like a quiet straight man in a loud shoe shop.

You eat salad with your pizza?

Yes.

Shoulda tapped that mogwai ass.

No, seriously...just....no.
CyclicNightmare
06-26-2009, 02:07 AM
Cyclic is back - act accordingly.

Wise words.


Closed cause you know why.