What 5 Celebrities Would You Want For Next Door Neighbors?

[John Galt]

Fairly self-explanatory.


Mine:

Hugh Hefner- This one goes without saying.

Ozzy Osbourne- I've met him before and have never hit it off with a celebrity more. A really funny man.

Emeril Lagasse- I mean, what can't he cook?

Bruce Dickinson- He's the Air Raid Siren and a brilliant songwriter. And he flies too, he fences, he writes, he directs, and he produces.

Danielle Harris- I mean, you figure it out.

[FireCaptain4]

Haha! Awesome, awesome, awesome thread.

I'd like:
Sean Connery-- the classy and majestic old man next door. He'd stop me in my driveway after I come home from work or college saying stuff like, "Have you heard the one about the penguin and the octopus?" or tell random stories about him banging broads.
Gary Oldman-- I'd actually like him to just portray Stansfield (his gangster character off Leon). Every time he'd come to my door he'd do the whole "manic popping pills" thing. It would be awesome.
Gina Gershon-- so I can keep my life-long fantasy alive!
Bruce Campbell-- to go drinking with and... pretty much everything else.
Elvis Presley-- He's not dead. I'd like to keep the whole "does he live here" thing a mystery. Like, he'd pop up randomly, watering some Carnations or something. I'd see him and then blink and he'd disappear. Was he really there? Who knows. It's a mystery.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Haha! Awesome, awesome, awesome thread.


Bruce Campbell-- to go drinking with and... pretty much everything else.
Elvis Presley-- He's not dead. I'd like to keep the whole "does he live here" thing a mystery. Like, he'd pop up randomly, watering some Carnations or something. I'd see him and then blink and he'd disappear. Was he really there? Who knows. It's a mystery.

They're the same person.

You get another pick!

As for moi:

Charlotte Gainsbourg
Juliette Binoche
Daniel Day-Lewis
Thom Yorke
Wayne Coyne

[Heisenberg]

Tim Burton

Johnny Depp

John Lasseter

Steven Spielberg

Danielle harris

[Tweek]

-Stan Lee (and I'd go over there every day at dinner time saying "My spider senses are tingling! Can I have some? It smells delicious!" It would never get old. Never.)
-Stephen King...Eh, brain picking accessibility...
-Hugh Jackman (and I'd purchase some good binoculars, too. Yeah, I went there.)
-(If he were still alive, naturally) George Harrison
-David Fincher (for brain picking purposes)

[FireCaptain4]

They're the same person.

Mystery solved.

[Reigh Kaufman]

George Harrison


Would have made my list of top ten people I would have at my dinner party in heaven.

One of the few to have sussed life out and lived it accordingly.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Mystery solved.

You must have seen Bubba Ho-Tep?

[FireCaptain4]

You must have seen Bubba Ho-Tep?

Seen it? Own it, buddy! :cool:

[Smarmy Douche]

Daniel Day-Lewis, who would no doubt move because I would harass him with my goofy Bill the Butcher impression
Thomas Keller, so I can mooch his shit
Henry Kissinger, so my dog can shit on his lawn

That's it. I wouldn't want to subject all the artists I admire to my loud house.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Seen it? Own it, buddy! :cool:

Wow! You own it?

Amazing...buddy!

[kobe8byrant]

May I ask why Danielle Harris?

[John Galt]

May I ask why Danielle Harris?

Simple. She is hot, nice, and cool(and not in the 'trendy' sense). She loves horror and she's single. That's enough for me.

[rocknblues81]

Shia Lebouf
Megan Fox
Michael Bay
Hulk Hogan's ex wife

So that I can send over to their house and poison them.

[MistAh BlistAh]

Simple. She is hot, nice, and cool(and not in the 'trendy' sense). She loves horror and she's single. That's enough for me.

She's not single :(


But yeah, the rest is spot on...

She gets all 5 of my choices :)

[FireCaptain4]

Wow! You own it?

Amazing...buddy!

I try, I try.

You know what else is amazing?! These sideburns: http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k152/malcatrazz/sideburns.jpg

[Imsomuchbetter]

Al Pacino
Harrison Ford
Dustin Diamond
Ben Affleck (so that I can open beer bottles with his ass)
Quentin Tarantino

[Brendan M.]

Definitely not Samuel L. Jackson.

http://www.red-carpet.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hr_lakeview_terrace_poster.jpg

[Imsomuchbetter]

Definitely not Samuel L. Jackson.

http://www.red-carpet.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hr_lakeview_terrace_poster.jpg

why, because hes black? Thats racist!

[project 86]

Bruce Campbell

[Le_Big_Mac]

Quentin Tarantino
Martin Scorsese
David Lynch
Johnny Depp
Scarlett Johansson

[APzombie]

the baldwins.

when the bombs fall, i'll raid their mansions.

my second choice would basically be identical to Le Big Mac's though.

[Terror Australis]

My would be....


Steven Spielberg
Martin Scorese
Johnny Depp
Samuel L. Jackson
Mary Elizabeth Winstead

[BadCoverVersion]

Mark Kermode
Charlie Brooker
Alan Bennett
Jarvis Cocker
David Lynch

Um, sorry lady women. I would like some lady women too...maybe Gainsbourg, Jane Lynch, Julia Davis, Jenny Lewis or Emily Watson.

[echo_bravo]

Good thread!

Matthew McConaughey: He seems like a cool dude and probably a lot of fun to party with. It would be cool to get stoned with him and play the bongos (fully clothed though;))

Woody Harrelson: Another cool dude to get baked with. Plus he probably has great weed!

Bill Murray: Reminds me of my crazy uncle. Plus Bill is a huge Illini fan so it would be great to watch Illinois games at his crib.

Rosario Dawson: Such a cool chick and it doesnt hurt that she has great tits.

Salma Hayek: I know she is married to that old French guy but come on, there is no way that old geezer is keeping her satisfied...thats where I come in.:cool: I could be her pool boy or something like that.

[Cosimo]

6

nick nolte http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiAxvRidTEA
takeshi kitano
chris gayle
goran ivanisevic
lee fields
miyazaki

maybe cris akabusi!!

and girls

beth gibbons
sharapova
gainsbourg
bellucci
debbie harry

[ericdraven]

Edward Norton
Hugh Laurie
Brooke Burke
Seth Mcfarlane
Christian Bale

[NuclearMisfit]

Seth Rogen
Samuel Jackson
Morgan Freeman
Simon Pegg
Olivia Munn

[Tinkles]

Johnny Dep
Kelly Slater (not really a proper celebrity but he seems cool)
Kate Winslet
Ben Harper
Chris Martin

[zombievictim]

Jason Segel
Bruce Campbell
Bill Murray
Jack White
Steven King

(No need for Winstead on my list. She'll be living with me)

[razgriz21]

Evangeline Lilly
Jill Wagner
Rosario Dawson
Dave Chappelle
Clint Eastwood

[Pentangeli]

Mark Kermode
Omid Djalili
Mick Jagger
Phil Hellmuth
Liz Lieu

[Heisenberg]

Omid Djalili

That would be amazing.

[John Galt]

Evangeline Lilly


Good call on Evangeline. I actually considered her too; but she'd get very annoyed by me pressing her for spoilers. But after the series is over, sure.