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John Galt
07-01-2009, 06:28 PM
I found this in an old email of mine. I feel it's even more relevant now.


INNER PEACE---

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Grey Goose, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both the Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some chips and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

BadCoverVersion
07-01-2009, 06:50 PM
Dr. Phil knows his shit.

*finishes half a pack of out-of-date prawns and applying for that crippling bank loan*

Tweek
07-01-2009, 07:29 PM
Damn it! I didn't finish that coffee I started drinking this morning. And now it's in the trash. Nooooooo!

Reigh Kaufman
07-01-2009, 08:33 PM
Ignore this post.

FireCaptain4
07-01-2009, 08:41 PM
Well, looks like I'm headed back to the bedroom to finish my masturbation session I didn't complete this morning.