John Galt
07-01-2009, 06:28 PM
I found this in an old email of mine. I feel it's even more relevant now.
INNER PEACE---
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Grey Goose, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both the Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some chips and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
INNER PEACE---
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Grey Goose, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both the Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some chips and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.