Peeves

[Smarmy Douche]

I don't have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. -- George Carlin

Reigh beat me to my first idea, which was a thread for alcoholics to come together and post their grocery list, so I'll fall back on my second, which is a thread for people to come together and bitch about stupid shit whenever they need to.

Pet peeves. Or major psychotic fucking hatreds. You choose. I'll start:

Head phones, or, having never owned a pair of headphones for more than six months that didn't fuck up in one way or another. I've come to treat them like gold and they still go rotten, they fall apart, cords tear, speakers go out entirely. I'm the anti-midas of headphones. I've just gone ahead and gotten into a lifelong relationship with Koss, whose warranty as of today has never let me down.

Also, Michael Jackson's chimpanzee Bubbles being more important to the American people than Iran and Honduras. But that's for another forum.

[Freddy Krueger]

Cords. Fucking cords. Whether it be headphone cords, computer cords, TV cords, no matter what cord, THEY ALL GET FUCKING TANGLED! No matter what you do, or not do, they tangle in knots so fucking hard to undo, I end up wanting to go on a killing spree. I'll plug some shit in, and not touch it for months, I won't move anything, but somehow when I go back there months later, they're tangled so fucking bad I start to think I'm the victim of some hidden camera game show. Fuck cords, man, fuck 'em.

Nice Carling quote. I'm still pissed I never got to see him live.

[John Galt]

I have only major psychotic fucking hatreds.

People lately who say things in abbreviations either to try to seem hip or to be cute. Stuff like "B.F.F." or "O.B.G.Y.N".

(Another Carlin gem)"They need to be strangled in front of their own children".
(Yes, I saw him in Vegas once, luckily[I lost $2000 there though])

[Freddy Krueger]

I agree with abbreviating thing. I've noticed a lot of people saying "F.M.L." (fuck my life) lately, where the fuck did that one come from. I never heard it until like three weeks ago, now it's daily. I do the abbreviation thing somtimes, but jokingly. I do it to ridiculously long sentences, knowing no one will figure it out. For example, if me and a friend are going to the mall, I'd say: A.W.G.S.B.B.H.S.I.C.P.U.M.J.? Translation: Are we going to stop by Bob's house so I can pick up my jacket?

[Cenopath]

Fuck trendy catchphrases like "bromance" and "that's what she said".

But more importantly, FUCK YOU, KANYE WEST, FOR STARTING THE SHUTTER SHADE TREND. OF ALL THE SHITTY THINGS YOU COULD HAVE DONE, IT WAS THIS. NOW ALMOST EVERY PERSON IN THE WESTERN WORLD LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL DUMBASS, YOU FUCKING TURD.

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SEE THIS KANYE? THIS IS THE FUCKING HORROR YOU'VE UNLEASHED UPON THIS LAND.

[Smiert Spionam]

Another Carlin gem)"They need to be strangled in front of their own children".
(Yes, I saw him in Vegas once, luckily[I lost $2000 there though])

I'd have gladly paid 2 grand that I didn't have to see Carlin. I mean... who wouldn't? :D

Anyway, a lot of shit annoys me, so its kindof hard to compile a list. However, I will say that people who constantly pop their chewing gum (not blow bubbles, just make a loud, obnoxious popping noises with their teeth) should be dragged out into the middle of a field and shot in the back of the fuckin' head. :mad:

[Heisenberg]

What fucks me off, is when your in the supermarket and the idiot infront of you immediatly stops. You nearly fall over your fucking trolley cause of these dicks.

It works the same when your walking in the street, and they stop or they just stand in middle of the pavement talking to someone. Fucking dicks.

Oh, people in cars that stop to talk to someone on the street and hold up the fucking traffic by doing so.

[Cosimo]

people with rubbish basic ipod headphones blasting their shit chart music for us all to hear on tubes and trains, here's a suggestion how about getting some proper headphones that conceal the outside noise you fucking moron and then maybe try listening to good music!

sky and virgin media with their fucking 12 month moving house contracts, and the employees not doing their jobs properly. two weeks i have no broadband at home now as they didn't listen to what papa was telling them on the phone!

similar to heisenberg, twats in q who start random conversations with the person behind the till who then hold us all up. see curb! infact most of my peeves are covered in curb, larry david is right, we should not put up with this shit anymore!

chav idiots who destroy things for no reason
upper class idiot toffs

more later....

[Strider]

People who constantly use their phones during a film at a movie theater annoy the living fuck out of me.

And I despise people who hit their brakes when there's absolutely no traffic whatsover on the freeway.

That's all I can think of...for now. I'll think of more stuff that pisses me off. ;)

Strider

[Heisenberg]

I HATE people that lack common sense and knowledge.

[Smiert Spionam]

I HATE people that lack common sense and knowledge.

I share those same feelings exactly, but unfortunately, I've come to learn that stupid people make up about 90% of the population, so I'm teaching myself to not get as frustrated with stupid fucking idiots, atleast for the sake of that their small, child/monkey-like brains aren't big enough to the point where they SHOULD know better. I mean, really, I don't know if its America, or the town that I live in, but everywhere I go are stupid, loud, obnoxious, clueless fucking imbeciles who I'm surprised even had the mental capacity to dress themselves in the morning.

[drc5145]

Head phones, or, having never owned a pair of headphones for more than six months that didn't fuck up in one way or another. I've come to treat them like gold and they still go rotten, they fall apart, cords tear, speakers go out entirely. I'm the anti-midas of headphones. I've just gone ahead and gotten into a lifelong relationship with Koss, whose warranty as of today has never let me down.

Man, do I agree with you there. It was to a point where for 3 consecutive months, my Headphones would end up breaking in some sort of way and I would have to buy a new pair. It's been pretty frustrating.

I should probably do the same and buy Koss and their warranty.

[Cop No. 633]

Bad driving almost makes me psychotic. I live in the capital city of shitty driving: Los Angeles. People here can't drive worth a damn. It's like the city is giving away licenses to any idiot who walks into the DMV and puts down some cash. People out here are distracted like toddlers. They're on their cell phones, driving below the speed limit. They're stopped at the light, which has turned green and they're busy looking at some stupid billboard for the next Matthew McCaughnehy movie. They're swerving in and out of their lane. Or they cut you off without even signaling you.

I've been challenged to a fight recently because I simply merged lanes after having my signal on for 6 seconds and some douche who was thirty feet away decided to speed up to 50 MPH because he didn't want me to merge left. The douche bag had those stupid fucking Lakers flags on two car windows. The sad part was that it was a fat guy who I probably could've fucked up but I'm driving with my girlfriend to Robeks after a hike. Why the hell would I want to get into a fight?

It really is insane out here. You're either bombarded by simpletons who can't drive the speed limit or there are assholes who drive BMW's and have to speed like crazy and cut everybody off because they're rich, have a penis complex and are generally unlikeable people who blast the most banal music through their stereos. I have come to the conclusion that if you live in my city and you drive a BMW, you are an idiot. There's no two ways about it.

I really can't stand these Speed Racer wannabes on the streets. On the freeway, I just hope a cop stops them going at 100 MPH. Not because I don't think cars should go fast but because they almost cause accidents trying to cut people off. It really pisses me off. I tend to fuck with them on the road because I am a pretty good driver and it's satisfying to fuck with these idiots' egos. So I'll slow down and drive right next to another car so he has no chance to try and cut either of us off. It's hilariously funny. Or I'll make them think they can cut me off but I give them no leeway. It's just a way to amuse myself on the road while also fucking with assholes who I wish would wake up. It irritates me just seeing them in my rear view mirror cutting people off. Not merging with their lights. Making people brake hard because of their stupid antics.

So if one day you hear of a conspiracy against BMW's in LA, know that I may have finally snapped and shouted out my window, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

Oh, and I also hate runny eggs. It's like eating a bowl of yellow snot and white jizz with egg flavoring.

[John Galt]

Also, when you ask a person what kind of music they like and their answer is, "EVERYTHING". And then I always say, "C'mon. What do you really like?!?"(yawn)

Fucking makes me sick.
Get some fucking taste already you assholes!!!

[Bahs]

Addiction to technology is without a doubt my biggest pet peeve--especially to cell phones(or these stupid fucking Iphones now)

See, all of a sudden Iphones exploded because they are being marketed as YOU NEED THIS YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THIS APPLICATION. YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT THE WEATHER FORECAST AND BUY MOVIE TICKETS FROM YOUR COUCH. Its fucking pitiful this is what it is coming to. And everyone i personally know that has an Iphone are 90% of the time just messing around with it because they are bored.
One of my good friends has one and he went with me to see Up and then Drag Me to Hell, and i kid you not, he was texting/surfing the internet THE ENTIRE SPAN OF THE TWO MOVIES. wtf. i was incredibly embarrassed to be sitting my him because every so often he would make a phone call IN THE THEATER. i am never bringing that friend to a movie again. So embarrassing.

Another thing, along the same lines, are those fucking Bluetooth ear pieces. Are you so important that you have to have one of these things stuck in your ear all day? Does it get tiring to pick up your phone from your pocket/purse/whatever? Give me a break. When i was in high school i worked at a grocery store as a cashier/supervisor. And i remember this little fuckhead that would come in regulary, and ALWAYS, and i mean ALWAYS was chatting on that Bluetooth thing. No exaggeration at all, it was always in his ear and he was ALWAYS talking. Loud.
So i remember one time he came to my line and i asked my usual "How are you today? Do you have your Discount Card?" and he just mean muggs me and points at his earpiece like i was the rude one. i had this trick where i could put more weight on the scale when i was ringing up produce. so i actually made him pay more than it would have been. People that are friendly i take weight off. so yeah, dont fuck with me.

Point being, that i imagine a few decades in the future everyone will be so absorbed by technology it will be IMPOSSIBLE to see a movie without cell phone lights lighting up the seats, and everyone will be constantly glued to high-tech computer-phones.

Fuck cell phones.

whew.

[Natty]

Also, when you ask a person what kind of music they like and their answer is, "EVERYTHING". And then I always say, "C'mon. What do you really like?!?"(yawn)

Fucking makes me sick.
Get some fucking taste already you assholes!!!

Hey. I'm one of those people:D

I say 'everything' simply because I listen to all genres of music, as long the artist I'm listening to is good. I think more people should respond to that question with 'everything', because there are too many people who respond with "any 4-piece indie band you can think of in which the frontman whines rather than sings".

So I guess you could say that is mine, people who will only listen to indie bands, not realising that just because a song is about lost love it does not make it beautiful and that they pretty much all sound the same.

I shall return with more pet peeves later.

[Miss Vicky]

Strangers who feel the need to discuss random shit with me for no reason and can't take a hint.

Perfect example:

A week ago, I was in line at Walmart. I had two fucking things in my basket: maxi pads and booze. Now, to anybody with half a brain, those two items should bring up a red flag to LEAVE THAT BITCH ALONE. But did the old ass gray haired woman in front of me take the hint? Of course not. Not only did she insist on talking to me, but she asks me "Oh are those pads? They're a lot thinner than they were back in my day. Of course, I haven't needed them for at least 20 years."

Look bitch, I'm antisocial, I'm on the rag, and I don't want to fucking hear about your nasty dried up old vagina!

[Natty]

Now, to anybody with half a brain, those two items should bring up a red flag to LEAVE THAT BITCH ALONE.

Haha! Hilarious! :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Strangers who feel the need to discuss random shit with me for no reason and can't take a hint.

Perfect example:

A week ago, I was in line at Walmart. I had two fucking things in my basket: maxi pads and booze. Now, to anybody with half a brain, those two items should bring up a red flag to LEAVE THAT BITCH ALONE. But did the old ass gray haired woman in front of me take the hint? Of course not. Not only did she insist on talking to me, but she asks me "Oh are those pads? They're a lot thinner than they were back in my day. Of course, I haven't needed them for at least 20 years."

Look bitch, I'm antisocial, I'm on the rag, and I don't want to fucking hear about your nasty dried up old vagina!

This amused me no end.

[Lady Stardust]

I have a toothache.

[jolanar]

Fuck trendy catchphrases like "that's what she said".


That's been around for a long long long long long long time. It is hardly a trendy catchphrase!

[BlownCamaro]

People who preach tolerance but actually have no tolerance for anyone that does not support what they preach (yea pointing fingers at a few here). Perez Hilton would be the main asshole.

[BakeTheMooCow]

(yea pointing fingers at a few here).

No need for that.

[zombievictim]

Shit like 2 substituted for to. I mean seriously, you're that lazy you can't spell a two letter word? It's one extra touch on the keyboard and it makes you look like much less of a douchebag.

[ericdraven]

I like to harass people on Youtube sometimes, and I post a comment saying how shitty a artist is or how much of a dumbass a blogger is, and there comes this person that feels that they have to defend the person when they don't even know them. That shit annoys me.

I also hate this onslaught of diet fads that cater weight loss when half of them don't even work.

[MightyCelestial]

He's my 2nd. favorite ghost from Hogwarts, with Nearless Headless Nick coming in at first, of course.

[RicochetShaw]

Shit like 2 substituted for to. I mean seriously, you're that lazy you can't spell a two letter word? It's one extra touch on the keyboard and it makes you look like much less of a douchebag.



This gets to me as well, and my mom does it more than anyone else I know. She does it when she texts, which is weird also.

[Natty]

He's my 2nd. favorite ghost from Hogwarts, with Nearless Headless Nick coming in at first, of course.

and precisely what I thought this thread would be about :D

[Lotis]

I'm so glad to see I'm not the only one driven #$#%! psychotic by these defects who can't function for more than 10 secs without calling or texting someone. I hate being behind these morons while in line, so busy talking about pure SHITE that they don't notice the queue has moved. Or they stand there making the person behind the counter wait. Or keep talking while ordering at the same time, then can't remember they need to open their wallet to pay.

Same on public transportation or, even worse, being anywhere neare these twats who drive while texting/chatting (notice I didn't say text/chat while driving).

I can't tell you how many times the urge is there to just snatch a phone out of some idiot's hands and toss it out the window/smash against the wall ... or maybe against their head. (The latter impulse is if they annoy me by holding up the queue for my morning coffee. :D)

What makes it all even more annoying is that you can tell they're talking about pure SHITE. It's never someone who's been called on an emergency and having to walk someone through something or whatever. It's always some mindless blathering.

I'm very selective who gets my cell phone and I keep it in silent mode more often than not. I've had to "train" some to understand that I do NOT get on the phone for mindless chit chat 80x a day, nor will I respond to insipid unnecessary texts. If it's not important, it'll wait.

Heck, depending on who it is, I'll say I don't own a cell phone. I've worked with people who expect/demand to be able to reach me 24/7 -- and that's just not going to happen unless the situation/project truly warrants it.

[BlownCamaro]

No need for that.



I disagree but with respect to the rules I did not name names.

[john_rambo]

Working at a grocery store, I want to literally murder the people that pull the automatic out door open to go in and vice versa. Walk to the other door you lazy ass.

[Freddy Krueger]

I like to harass people on Youtube sometimes, and I post a comment saying how shitty a artist is or how much of a dumbass a blogger is, and there comes this person that feels that they have to defend the person when they don't even know them. That shit annoys me.

Are you kidding? You like to harass people online and the people coming to their defense are the annoying ones? Wow.

[Tweek]

- Guys at the comic book shop who give me weird looks. :rolleyes:

- People who have obscenely loud car stereos.

- People who like to talk in the bathroom while they're on the can.

- ACLU volunteers that have swamped the downtown area. (Nothing against the organization, the volunteers just annoy me. Same goes for Children's International.)



Strangers who feel the need to discuss random shit with me for no reason and can't take a hint.

Perfect example:

A week ago, I was in line at Walmart. I had two fucking things in my basket: maxi pads and booze. Now, to anybody with half a brain, those two items should bring up a red flag to LEAVE THAT BITCH ALONE. But did the old ass gray haired woman in front of me take the hint? Of course not. Not only did she insist on talking to me, but she asks me "Oh are those pads? They're a lot thinner than they were back in my day. Of course, I haven't needed them for at least 20 years."

Look bitch, I'm antisocial, I'm on the rag, and I don't want to fucking hear about your nasty dried up old vagina!

Oh gross! It displeases me when people overshare like that.

[Lotis]

Annoying: people who stand right by the driver on public transport when it's not crowded and won't voluntarily move even though a bunch of new passengers are boarding. And then give dirty looks if they're told to move out of the way.

Likewise, those who sit in the aisle seat and don't want to move in or out of the way so that another can have a seat.

I actually saw someone grumble "I don't want to move" from the handicap seats, then give the driver and wheelchair passenger dirty looks, even though there were plenty other seats to move out of the way to.

Seriously, what is wrong with some people?

[Lady Stardust]

I once read something that says the a woman's time of the month is a "beautiful thing". I nearly wanted to tear my hair out. Anything that makes me feel like utter shite is not beautiful dammit.

[Cenopath]

Fuck Twitter and Facebook (I'll admit to joining the latter, but I had my account deleted last month after becoming digusted with the people who use that site). Both websites are for narcissistic, self-centered people who have nothing better to do then to brag about their own self-importance. Look at all the pictures I'm tagged in! Look at all the friends I have! Look at my relationship status - I'm engaged! Look at what I did at 4:32 P.M. EST! Fuck you - I don't care.

[Miss Vicky]

- People who like to talk in the bathroom while they're on the can.

Oh god yes. Even more so people who like to talk on the phone in the bathroom. Um, excuse me, but if I'm talking to you on the other end, I don't want to hear the sound of you taking a shit while we're having a conversation. And if that's the communal house phone you're using? That's just fucking nasty. Nobody wants to touch that thing after that. God knows what you've gotten on the thing while you were in there.

Sick.

[Cronos]

FIRST!!!!
Caps Lock (Any time I see a block of text all in caps I skip it).
"Text speak" anywhere other than texts.
People that can't shut the fuck up for more than 5 minutes or have to have "background noise".
Twitter.

[Reigh Kaufman]

People that can't shut the fuck up for more than 5 minutes or have to have "background noise"

Absolutely agree with this one.

A few months back I had a serious issue with my eye and thought I may have lost my sight after an operation to correct it. I was off work for a while and in the middle of it my fiancee went on a school trip, leaving me alone for a week. It was bliss. I turned the TV off; tuned the radio off; chilled out. I think after three days I spoke out loud just to hear a voice, but what a week - I read, wrote, cooked and relaxed without any modern technology to annoy me!

I would love to do it again.

(Actually, however, when I went out - and I live in the countryside now - it was fucking scarily disorientating to hear people talking and cars driving past me. I don't know how Tom Hanks coped after he got off that island).

[Pentangeli]

Head phones, or, having never owned a pair of headphones for more than six months that didn't fuck up in one way or another. I've come to treat them like gold and they still go rotten, they fall apart, cords tear, speakers go out entirely. I'm the anti-midas of headphones. I've just gone ahead and gotten into a lifelong relationship with Koss, whose warranty as of today has never let me down..

Same here. Mine have been held together with tape for a couple months now. Just the other day I experienced the expected death to the left side, no sound from it at all. So i'm in need of a replacement. I'm fed up of Sony. I'll probably go for Senheissers.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Same here. Mine have been held together with tape for a couple months now. Just the other day I experienced the expected death to the left side, no sound from it at all. So i'm in need of a replacement. I'm fed up of Sony. I'll probably go for Senheissers.

I used to have the same problems with headphones as you guys. Sometimes the sound on one side would drop, or the wires would start to tear or the inside just popped out. Then I decided to buy something more expensive and got myself Sennheiser collapsible headphones which are fantastic and have lasted about 8 or 9 months. And I also got some Audio-Technica noise-canceling headphones on my birthday that are bulkier but boy, the sound is magnificent. It's definitely worth shelling out a little more for a quality brand rather than the usual Best Buy crap that costs between $9.99 and $19.99 and lasts a couple of months.

[John Galt]

Fuck Twitter and Facebook (I'll admit to joining the latter, but I had my account deleted last month after becoming digusted with the people who use that site). Both websites are for narcissistic, self-centered people who have nothing better to do then to brag about their own self-importance. Look at all the pictures I'm tagged in! Look at all the friends I have! Look at my relationship status - I'm engaged! Look at what I did at 4:32 P.M. EST! Fuck you - I don't care.

Yes. I concur sir.

FUCK gay space, fuckstickbook, and twitter too!(notice I don't make fun of the last one because it sounds so utterly ridiculous as it is)

[jackson13]

Absolutely agree with this one.


Same here. My dad literally never shuts the fuck up. It's like a running commentary when in the car with him. I've confronted him about it, asking him if he is afraid of silence or something, but I dont think he understood what I meant.

Another great example of this is the cd of Patton Oswalt's called "Wolverines and Lollipops". Towards the end of the cd he is actually trying to be serious and tell a story and some douchebag just yells out WHOOOOOOO and ruins it. And Patton, thankfully being Patton, proceeds to rip on him and publicly humiliate him for upwards of 3 minutes.

Someone mentioned people talking in the bathroom, but I hate being talked TO when in the bathroom. My previously mentioned dad does this too. Its like he has to talk to me when I'm in there. And he always starts it off with "are you ok?". Yeah, dad, I'm fine. I'd be a lot better if you'd shut the fuck up and let me shit in peace though. Also, being a high school librarian, I can either walk halfway across the school and use the teachers bathroom, or hoof it halfway down a hallway and use the student. I always use the student of course and it seems like almost every time someone will come in, realize that im in there, then call someone else in and be like "omg dude someone is in here shitting!" then proceed to laugh about it like its the funniest thing ever. I never reply, because I dont want them to know its a member of the faculty for fear they'll do something to me while I'm on the can, but some day I'm just gonna be like "Yeah, omg, someone going to the bathroom in a BATHROOM! ITS SO HILARIOUS! Get back to class you little bastards!"

Sigh....kids....

[RicochetShaw]

Talking babies for advertisements.

Not only is it not funny, it makes me not want to buy your product.

[Heisenberg]

Someone mentioned people talking in the bathroom, but I hate being talked TO when in the bathroom. My previously mentioned dad does this too. Its like he has to talk to me when I'm in there. And he always starts it off with "are you ok?". Yeah, dad, I'm fine. I'd be a lot better if you'd shut the fuck up and let me shit in peace though. Also, being a high school librarian, I can either walk halfway across the school and use the teachers bathroom, or hoof it halfway down a hallway and use the student. I always use the student of course and it seems like almost every time someone will come in, realize that im in there, then call someone else in and be like "omg dude someone is in here shitting!" then proceed to laugh about it like its the funniest thing ever. I never reply, because I dont want them to know its a member of the faculty for fear they'll do something to me while I'm on the can, but some day I'm just gonna be like "Yeah, omg, someone going to the bathroom in a BATHROOM! ITS SO HILARIOUS! Get back to class you little bastards!"

Sigh....kids....

Who shits at school? :D:p;)


But yeah, I hate when people talk to you while your in the bathroom. I hate when people ask you a question, and after you give them the answer they say 'What??' as if it wasn't the answer they were looking for. If you don't want the truth, fuck off.

[jackson13]

Who shits at school? :D:p;)

Hey, I'm there 9 hours a day! Shit happens! Literally!

[Natty]

Fuck Twitter and Facebook (I'll admit to joining the latter, but I had my account deleted last month after becoming digusted with the people who use that site). Both websites are for narcissistic, self-centered people who have nothing better to do then to brag about their own self-importance. Look at all the pictures I'm tagged in! Look at all the friends I have! Look at my relationship status - I'm engaged! Look at what I did at 4:32 P.M. EST! Fuck you - I don't care.

Haha that's funny :D I used to feel the same way but my mum recently created a Facebook account because "I have to be more social like all the other people my age group" - I haven't deleted it yet but I still have to agree with you.

[countchocula]

Religion, guyliner, people who take anything too seriously, males (I don't need the competition), hot chicks who won't date me (so, all of them), anyone who plays foosball, The Fray, any guy who wears tight clothing, relatives, asinine small talk ("How are you???"), and porn where the camera is on the guy for any longer than one second.

[John Galt]

Metrosexuals, hipsters, indie rock, and chicks who don't shave their arm hair(yuck!).

[God of War]

Women with male equipment.
People who have pets, yet don't look after them.
Backstabbers.
Hypocrites.
Loud mouths.
People who smoke in non-smoking areas.
People who can't STFU at the cinema.
Dickheads who repeatedly press the buttons at traffic lights.
Politics.
People who play shitty music really loud.
Cheap shits.
Graffiti on walls.
Crappy movies (waste of money)
Spammers.

Shit, I could go on for ages with this

[Miss Vicky]

Guys who expect a woman to shave, wax or tweeze every last little hair that isn't on her scalp but think it's okay for them to look like fucking yettis.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Women with male equipment.
People who have pets, yet don't look after them.
Backstabbers.
Hypocrites.
Loud mouths.
People who smoke in non-smoking areas.
People who can't STFU at the cinema.
Dickheads who repeatedly press the buttons at traffic lights.
Politics.
People who play shitty music really loud.
Cheap shits.
Graffiti on walls.
Crappy movies (waste of money)
Spammers.

Shit, I could go on for ages with this

Agree with all these, except the one highlighted.

"Plus Safe He Think"

Sometimes it is art, my friend.

[God of War]

Guys who expect women to shave, wax or tweeze every last little hair that isn't on their scalp but think it's okay for them to look like fucking yettis.
How true. I know for a fact that alot of women hate beards on guys. Yet those very same men expect their women to be hair free almost, even in between their legs.

[Reigh Kaufman]

How true. I know for a fact that alot of women hate beards on guys. Yet those very same men expect their women to be hair free almost, even in between their legs.

Shit, twice in one day we've disagreed.

My missus has repeatedly asked me to grow a beard, but I can't 'cos it turns red after a few weeks.

I'm trying it one last time, as we speak, due to the school holidays. I've got six weeks to get it right!

[God of War]

Agree with all these, except the one highlighted.

"Plus Safe He Think"

Sometimes it is art, my friend.
Oh, I wholeheartedly agree. But not when the aforementioned graffiti is some dickwad's retarded looking gang signature on your front fence, which by the way cost alot of money. That's the graffiti I hate. Otherwise, I have seen some very good artistic graffiti. Infact, I love art. Particularly fantasy artwork.

[God of War]

Shit, twice in one day we've disagreed.
Shit, 3 strikes and I'm out?
My missus has repeatedly asked me to grow a beard, but I can't 'cos it turns red after a few weeks.
Dare I say it? Redbeard :p
I'm trying it one last time, as we speak, due to the school holidays. I've got six weeks to get it right!
Don't fuck it up :D

[Reigh Kaufman]

Talk about pressure, right?

I have to literally sit there and not shave.

Harder than giving birth, fo' sure.

-insert beardy emoticon-

P.S. If RicShaw can rock a 'tache, I can grow an acceptable beard.

[Lady Stardust]

Women with male equipment.




What do you mean?:p

[Miss Vicky]

My missus has repeatedly asked me to grow a beard, but I can't 'cos it turns red after a few weeks.




Oh don't get me wrong, facial hair on some men can be sexy, but only if it's well groomed. If it's growing down your neck and looks as if you've sprouted some kind of mutant fungus, shave that shit. If all it would take for you to pass as Santa Claus is some white hair dye, shave that shit. If your back looks as if you've slain a bear and are wearing its pelt for warmth, shave that shit. If your feet make you look like your last name should be Baggins and you've just crawled out of a Tolkien novel, shave that shit.

[Tweek]

Ugh, graffiti! The other day I came across a lovely message in a public bathroom. (It was a one toilet, unisex deal.) It read: "I spank it daily." :mad: I ran the fuck out of there. Anyway, that shit is a peeve of mine.


Along with: the theater I went to today. Why the hell are your hallways and bathrooms dimly lit? Why are the railings on your stairs wobbly?

And people who give me trouble because I squint at their menus.

[John Galt]

Yet those very same men expect their women to be hair free almost, even in between their legs.


Now see, THAT I like. I'm all for al naturale(especially if their hyman is extra large).

[Cosimo]

attention seeking

recent case being i'm in the library online at mo due to the fact that virgin media stupidly cut my internet before we move. my sis just received an email saying that she got a 1st for her degree, congrats jen but then she started crying! why cry about that?!!! water works for show i tell ya!

also i hate people who do handstands when drunk, twats!

[Natty]

Going back to Cronos' "people who can't shut the fuck up for 5 minutes or need background noise", I hate it when it is quiet for about two seconds before someone says "Sooooooo..." or "well, uncomfortable silence", it was just quiet for a couple of seconds dammit!!! :mad:

It's like jackson13 said in that it seems people are literally afraid of silence.


-People who insist that something is better than something else just because it is newer.
-Arguements, in which the person I'm argueing with doesn't care about making sense.
-Whenever bus drivers try and get me to pay extra (greedy fucking basterds)
-Feminists that think men and women are equals, rather than just deserving equal rights.
-Men who make a point of saying that they don't care about sleeping with an underage girl (OK, you'd 'still tap that', shut up!)
-People who talk in a droll tone and add "fuckin...." to their speech every now and then for no reason.

And of course, people who are sure that everyone else in the vacinity must hear their music.

I'm sure there are more.

[Donnie_Darko]

People

[Heisenberg]

People who play music off their phones on the bus.

[gorysnoopy]

Guys who expect a woman to shave, wax or tweeze every last little hair that isn't on her scalp but think it's okay for them to look like fucking yettis.

YES!!!!

Also:
Pete Wentz, Emo pussies,Twilight,FML,Jon and Kate and their spawn,tabloids in general,cigarette smoke,teenagers who can't be anywhere without being loud and obnoxious(especially at the cinema)guys wearing skinny jeans (fucking STOP already-it doesn't look good!)people who don't bathe, illiterates, 16 year old mothers who don't know how to take care of themselves,let alone an infant,shitty parents,out of control toddlers,guyliner,fuck I could go on forever.

[Smiert Spionam]

People


Pretty much.

[Shinigami]

I don't like elaborate handshake greetings. Every time I make some funny comment to a stranger in a store or out on the city the douchebag wants to go through this male bonding hand slap ritual. The last guy who did it to me was a homeless dude, of all people. I'm not intuitive enough to figure out what you want me to do! It's cool if it's a buddy and I know his routine, but when it's not I sit there like an idiot while you walk me through your homemade shake slap fist bump paddywhack.

argh

[Lotis]

Guys who expect a woman to shave, wax or tweeze every last little hair that isn't on her scalp but think it's okay for them to look like fucking yettis.

Especially those who have eyebrows that stick out 3-inches from their head (ditto for nose & ear hair). Clip that stuff! *boak*

And no, growing the hair at the back of your head to a length past your shoulders DOES NOT compensate for the baldness on top.

[the clever guy]

A few things....


First, "expectant mother parking only." That shit can fuck right off. I park there all the time. Am I an asshole? Call me what you want, but 99% of the time those spots are empty anyways, because people fear being ticketed or towed if they park there. I did just that at my local mall (parking in the spot), and one of the rent-a-cops approached me about parking there and said I couldn't. I told him there was no offense to parking there. He attempted to disagree with me when I plainly told him I couldn't be fined, towed, or ticketed because it's not a state, local, or federal offense, nor is it unlawful since I'm neiter expectant nor a mother nor a woman. He then proceeded to tell me I shouldn't park there because it's frowned upon. Honestly, I couldn't give a fuck if someone sees a problem with me getting dibs on a front spot in the lot that's clearly open. Seriously, how stupid are these spots? Handicapped is one thing, but this is taking it a little far.

Also, people who want to argue with me at a bar when I cut them off because they're clearly being a drunken asshole and have had enough for 3 grown men. Look asshole, take your frat boy attitude and UFC hat and fuck off to your moms basement. You're not impressing anyone because you've shotgunned 7 beers and took 6 jagerbombs and got yourself a woman that clearly looks like she works for an escort service.

On that note...."that guy." I don't think I need to define "that guy" to anyone here. Everyone has there own definition of "that guy" to go along with the general definition of "that guy." "That guy" is everywhere, and is typically seen with an aura of "douchebaggery." I hate "that guy."

Trolls. Not the fantasy kind. The people that post (some of them on these boards) stupid shit with no meaning backing it. STOP IT!

And finally (for now), SPAM. Both kinds. I fucking hate it. It's annoying. It tastes bad. It clouds up these fine boards with bullshit. It smells bad. Spam is just bad altogether. No one wants a brand new unlocked iPhone or a WoW account. Fuck off. And no one wants $1 off other SPAM products. FUCK OFF SPAM!

[jackson13]

I dont really have a name for these types of people so I'm just gonna dive right in with a rant and let everyone figure out who I'm talking about.

I live in a fairly small town. Population under 15,000. But we have a main road running through town, north and south, that is 4 lanes. If you're coming from the south, you go through a residential area, our downtown district, more residential then a business district before the road keeps going north out of town. I live in the further north residential area, right on that road. I also happen to live directly between 2 stoplights, making it so that when someone takes off from one light, they hit top speed right in front of my house before beginning to slow down for the other light. I've gotten used to the drag races I hear occur multi-daily, but what I havent gotten used to is all of these douchebags who think they are badasses because their cars are insanely loud. Look, I'll admit, im not a car guy. Sure, I like cars, but I know nothing about them. I enjoy going to car shows with my dad and looking at classic cars, muscle cars from the 60's-70's, roadsters from the 40's and 50's....REAL cars, you know?

So when I see some asshat driving up and down my street for hours at a time (its called "cruising") in a beat up 1996 Ford Mustang that is 3 different colors and missing a muffler (on purpose, so that its louder), I am not impressed. At all. And on the times when I occasionally sit on my front porch in a nice little wicker chair, enjoying the night air and cool weather, and reading a book, I really dont appreciate it when you fuckers drive by and rev your engine because you see someone who you know will hear and see you as well. And that goes double when I actually look up from my book, catch you looking at me out of your drivers side window, see you make eye contact with me, and then rev your engine directly at me. You are nothing but a pathetic little piece of shit with nothing better to do with your life than try to impress random people with your piece of shit car. Grow the fuck up (even though you appear to be 30 or older already), get a real job so you can afford an actual nice car, and stop polluting the air around me with the shitty noise of your mufflerless wannabe pimp-mobile. You annoying pathetic useless fucking cunt.

[rene_belloq]

I think my biggest pet peeve is people who don't understand the point of a sidewalk. I mean, it has the word "walk" in the name. Yet the majority of people (and it's EXTRA bad here in Toronto) just kind of shuffle along, taking up as much room as possible, and stopping short whenever they see fit. I mean, I'm not totally impatient, and I'm not usually in a hurry, but I DO have places to go...at a normal, steady pace.

I kind of sound like a spoiled ass, here.

[Dom Shady]

I hate the people that hold up the line at the convenience store because they're buying 25 lottery tickets, especially at 7:30 in the morning. If you want to waste your money on that bullshit then that's your problem, or victory if you end up winning. But when it starts taking 3+ minutes for you to get out of the way, its starting to waste my time and that's when problems happen.

Another peeve I have around my area is that certain buses go so slow that it's almost faster to get out and walk. Not only that, but some bus stops are literally 1 block away from each other. Is it really necessary to have bus stops 150 feet from each other instead of spaced out more? People really can't be bothered to walk an extra 1 or 2 blocks to get to the bus stop? Fix all of that and I won't have such a hectic morning commute to work.

[Lotis]

So when I see some asshat driving up and down my street for hours at a time (its called "cruising") in a beat up 1996 Ford Mustang that is 3 different colors and missing a muffler (on purpose, so that its louder), I am not impressed. At all. And on the times when I occasionally sit on my front porch in a nice little wicker chair, enjoying the night air and cool weather, and reading a book, I really dont appreciate it when you fuckers drive by and rev your engine because you see someone who you know will hear and see you as well. And that goes double when I actually look up from my book, catch you looking at me out of your drivers side window, see you make eye contact with me, and then rev your engine directly at me.

Maybe it's estrogen, but I don't get why that's suppose to be impressive in the first place. :confused:

[The Postmaster General]

I really can't stand these Speed Racer wannabes on the streets. On the freeway, I just hope a cop stops them going at 100 MPH. Not because I don't think cars should go fast but because they almost cause accidents trying to cut people off. It really pisses me off. I tend to fuck with them on the road because I am a pretty good driver and it's satisfying to fuck with these idiots' egos. So I'll slow down and drive right next to another car so he has no chance to try and cut either of us off. It's hilariously funny. Or I'll make them think they can cut me off but I give them no leeway. It's just a way to amuse myself on the road while also fucking with assholes who I wish would wake up. It irritates me just seeing them in my rear view mirror cutting people off. Not merging with their lights. Making people brake hard because of their stupid antics.


Be careful doing that stuff, man. Not trying to be ironic, but you could actually end up being the cause of an accident. There was something like a 110-car pileup in Florida around 2001-2003 started from some dude who was fucking around with some guy cutting off traffic. I don't remember the exact details, but at the end of the day, it was the "fucker" and not the "fuckee" who got blamed for everything.

Usually when I see people flying up behind me, I try to let them over. I never know if it's undercover cops or maybe even agents from the matrix that are going to shoot up my car if I don't move. If it turns out to be a douchebag, I catch up with them at the next exit and blow them kisses.

[Cop No. 633]

Be careful doing that stuff, man. Not trying to be ironic, but you could actually end up being the cause of an accident. There was something like a 110-car pileup in Florida around 2001-2003 started from some dude who was fucking around with some guy cutting off traffic. I don't remember the exact details, but at the end of the day, it was the "fucker" and not the "fuckee" who got blamed for everything.

Usually when I see people flying up behind me, I try to let them over. I never know if it's undercover cops or maybe even agents from the matrix that are going to shoot up my car if I don't move. If it turns out to be a douchebag, I catch up with them at the next exit and blow them kisses.

I'll keep it in mind. I definitely don't do that on the freeway. If guys want to go 90 on there, I get out of the way. I only do it on one street that's almost a residential street on the way to my lady's house. I just can't stand people who speed on these small streets. I can understand playing with your chances on a main street, but this is a street filled with houses and not too far from a school. It's ridiculous. And most of the time, they're people in fancy ass cars, so they're people with money who think they can do whatever they want. I only do it on my own. I keep my cool with my girlfriend.

[Natty]

Usually when I see people flying up behind me, I try to let them over.

So do I.

This reminds me of another pet peeve. I have just started driving and I hate it when people beep the horn at you, not knowing you actually did the right thing. This happened on my test when a guy tried to move in to my roundabout lane thinking it was his, I was like "Man, I have a fucking driving examiner with me!!!"

:mad:

[Tonkuro]

My biggest pet peeve is probably lateness. I hate it when people are late to anything, ugh, it's so irritating and to me reeks of disrespect and unprofessionalism (especially if they don't even let you know they're going to be late). I dunno, maybe I'm just a stickler for punctuality.

Maybe it's because I'm in Austin and it's a cycling heaven, but I hate cyclers who don't know the rules of the road. ESPECIALLY those fucking Lance Armstrong wannabes who ride to go get coffee or something and are extremely yuppie and rude to everything around them. 'Bleh, I have a bicycle, therefore I am rich and better than you peon, bleh!!'

[athf1980]

people who drink just to get drunk.

people who don't like their movies in the original widescreen aspact ratio or stores who have every single movie in fullscreen.

People who take an order and then few min. after. change the damn order. *note I work at Mcdonalds.

People who just overswear in real life.

[John Galt]

people who drink just to get drunk.
.

Sometimes this is a necessity.

[Reigh Kaufman]

[QUOTE=athf1980;3073451]people who drink just to get drunk.

QUOTE]

I only ever drink to get drunk, but I've only been wasted a handful of times in my life. There is a difference.

Plus, I get migraines if I drink alcohol then stop half-buzzed.

I would prefer to drink a diet coke than an alcoholic drink. However, I always have conditions: a) I never drink alcohol until after 10pm and b) I never drink on a school night.

The only break in the rule is when I am at a festival, such as this weekend's TinthePark. I start around 6pm (This year will be slightly different, as I have applied for the police force and cannot supplement my drinking with other chemicals.

Otherwise, drinking alcohol seems pointless.

[Spice]

Brilliant! I agree with everything that has been said - Technology upgrades after you have saved for months to buy, what is now 'the old model' - Headphones that always crackle after a couple of months - CAPS LOCK ON - Twitter/Facebook its all pretty universal hatred as far as I can see. I really want to go back to what Cosmic Puppet said about driving though. I consider myself a pretty good and considerate driver, I let people in without a problem, I let people out without a problem and my time driving in England although traffic-jam-tastic, was kinda stress free. I moved to Japan this year and got a car, (they drive on the left so it is kinda easy to adapt), and I have to say that in a country known for its order and politeness, Japanese drivers are, without doubt the rudest I have ever come across, (and I have driven in Italy). These roads are lawless, people drive through lights, they cut you up, they never, ever let you out/pass, speed limit is just ignored it is almost as if they are in an indestructible bubble and can do whatever they want = and yes BMW drivers do seem to be the worst here too!! In fact just this morning, traffic was moving slowly along a road, it is pissing down here at the moment so everything kinda slowed down, we were not really going anywhere. I stopped to let someone out and the guy behind, (in a BMW) beeps me. So I continue to stop and let another person out (they looked at me as if to say "I cannot believe someone is letting me go). I could/should have stayed there all day just to piss him off!!

This madness does not just stop with the motorist also applies to the (hit us and you are fucked) cyclist, who without warning will cycle across you, they ride the wrong way down a street and they NEVER EVER look around at a junction. Since I have been here I have seen about a dozen people on bikes get hit, it is insane. Little twats on scooters...don't even go there!! I don't think my heart can take much more of this - I am off for a lie down!!

[Preston_79]

People who play music off their phones on the bus.


People who play music off their phones without headphones. This one really bothers me. I have a friend who when his phone rings he just kind of hold it up, looks at the caller ID, and then enjoys a few more seconds of his music before he answers it.

Listen, wow, that's great. Your phone plays music through the speaker, isn't that special. Never mind that it sounds like complete shit as all music does when pumped out of a tiny ass speaker. Point blank it sounds horrible no matter who you're playing or on what phone.

People out there who do this, don't kid yourself, it sounds like shit. The speakers on phones suck, they fucking suck! Stop playing your crappy tunes for everyone to listen to.



Also I'll add to the peeves people who walk around everywhere with hands free sets. You got that little boom coming out of your ear. You walk around in the grocery store, in the check out line, at the bank, talking loudly. Please, take the headset out and shut the fuck up. When I'm surrounded by people who are quite I don't start talking at normal or above normal volume to the people on my phone. You look like an asshole when you do this.

[jackson13]

Remember my earlier rant about the Mustangs?

Got behind one of those fuckheads tonight on a side road in my town. I'd place the car to be a '97 or so. Body beat to hell, no muffler...but, oh so nicely displayed with a light-up license plate frame: an environmental plate! So nice that you car about the environment enough to chip in extra money for the plate, then remove the muffler from your car thus totally contradicting your stupid little plate.

Oh yeah, and thanks for slowing down to 15mph in a 35 so that I would catch up to you only so you could floor it and try to impress me. Made my night. I had just spent the evening with friends having a nice meal and some drinks and as I was driving home the thought went through my head of "god, I really wish some dickwad would get in front of me in a Mustang and floor it so that I can go to bed fulfilled."

WISH GRANTED, THANKS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

[BadCoverVersion]

Anybody who says they gave anything MORE than 100%. They can get right out of town.

Charity muggers who crack on like they know me. They swarm city centres wearing tabards and usually have dreadlocks and an obnoxiously chirpy demeanor. Don't be fooled by their lame "Hello you...I like your funky hat!" type opener. These spanners are being paid about £15 an hour to piss the rest of the world off.

Able-bodied people using elevators. Unless we're talking tower blocks or multi-storey car parks then walk a couple of flights or take the escalator you lazy banana.

Perfectly healthy, young(ish) folk who don't give up their seat on the bus for elderly people and expectant Mothers. You're just a shit smear on humanity, sorry.

Anybody who repeatedly uses the phrases "at the end of the day..." or "know what I mean?"

People who fanny about at ATM's checking the balance of every single card in their purse/wallet. I once saw somebody try and stick their Tesco Clubcard in there...no joke.

Any idiot who decides that a wheelchair/buggy ramp outside a shopping centre is the ideal place to loiter and smoke cigarettes. I don't hate smokers (I generally have a cigarette in the evening), I just hate inconsiderate schmucks.

Men – particularly middle-aged men – in skinny jeans.

Flip-flops.

chicks who don't shave their arm hair(yuck!).

Arms or armpits? I personally think that anyone who shaves their arm hair - male or female - is a fucking moron. Why on Earth would you do that?

[Cosimo]

Anybody who says they gave anything MORE than 100%. They can get right out of town.

Able-bodied people using elevators. Unless we're talking tower blocks or multi-storey car parks then walk a couple of flights or take the escalator you lazy banana.

Perfectly healthy, young(ish) folk who don't give up their seat on the bus for elderly people and expectant Mothers. You're just a shit smear on humanity, sorry.

Flip-flops.



hahe. lady if there's a lift most of the time i'll take it, especially at covent garden station! i walked the stairs there once and almost died. on the rare occasion i'm in motivator mood i might opt for the exercise. i also aint giving up my seat for nobody, i aint a sucka! i gave it up once on a train on a hot day and had to stand for an hour whilst grandpa sat in luxury. the whole time i was thinking the old timer had played me for a fool, he was in better shape than me! i might give it up for a pregnant womans, though i'd like to check her stomach first just to be sure that she aint t..tri...tricking me by carrying pillows or somethin

flip flops are indeed terrible! crocs be worse though. anyone with a pair of crocs needs to get their head checked

[BadCoverVersion]

hahe. lady if there's a lift most of the time i'll take it, especially at covent garden station! i walked the stairs there once and almost died. on the rare occasion i'm in motivator mood i might opt for the exercise. i also aint giving up my seat for nobody, i aint a sucka! i gave it up once on a train on a hot day and had to stand for an hour whilst grandpa sat in luxury. the whole time i was thinking the old timer had played me for a fool, he was in better shape than me! i might give it up for a pregnant womans, though i'd like to check her stomach first just to be sure that she aint t..tri...tricking me by carrying pillows or somethin

flip flops are indeed terrible! crocs be worse though. anyone with a pair of crocs needs to get their head checked

Crocs are indeed evil.

You did good giving the pensioner a place to park his wrinkly ass. You should do it again.

[Miss Vicky]

Able-bodied people using elevators. Unless we're talking tower blocks or multi-storey car parks then walk a couple of flights or take the escalator you lazy banana.




How is taking an escalator any less lazy than taking an elevator?

[BadCoverVersion]

How is taking an escalator any less lazy than taking an elevator?

It really isn't.

My point is that elevators should be for the disabled, people with buggies and the elderly. Essentially people who are unable to use stairs and escalators.

I can't tell you the amount of times I've waited for an elevator with a buggy or somebody who is wheelchair-bound only for it to arrive SEVERAL minutes later carrying a lone dude in an expensive business suit, or a pair of 20-something chicks out to lunch...or most commonly, a bunch of gurning chavs who have kindly pressed the buttons on every single floor level before exiting.

I've been waiting for an elevator with a pushchair and literally been pushed and jostled out of the way by perfectly able, YOUNG people...in a shopping centre with escalators AND stairs. This happened to me a few days ago when my young Son was particularly distressed (I found out that he had a nasty throat infection the next day) and it just made me feel quite sad.

I think that we currently live in a society that is quite resentful of Parents and their children...maybe I'm imagining it, but I do feel that I'm looked upon as a nuisance at times...especially when my child cries out or even shouts and shrieks in a playful, happy manner. People have a real I-don't-give-a-fuck attitude about them...but it's even more evident now I have a little person with me 24 hours a day.

I never used a lift before I had a baby and pushchair...except when I was with a disabled friend. I just think the people who take a lift out of convenience rather than need are somewhat inconsiderate...but you're perfectly entitled to disagree with me.

[John Galt]

Arms or armpits? I personally think that anyone who shaves their arm hair - male or female - is a fucking moron. Why on Earth would you do that?

Both. If they are blonde or light brown-haired it doesn't "peeve" me so much. But if they are a brunette, good god shave that shit! It's like saying, "Hey look! I'm Italian."

No thank you.

[Heisenberg]

I personally don't like guys that shave their legs, arms, chests and pits. But I hate when women DON'T do this. Sorry ladies but I think smooth ladies more attractive. I know it's more work for you.

I hate people that do all they can to impress random dumb stupid 'Bitches' at the bar, the ones who are visually stupid.'Yeah guy, it's not tooooo obvious you wanna get in her pants.

I don't like when people call girls who sleep around a 'slag' or 'slut' while the guy equivalent gets called a 'stud' not fair one bit. I would personally never have a one night stand, it's cruel and ridiculous. Love making should be kept between people that actually care for eachother.

Father Heisenberg...OUT! :p

[BadCoverVersion]

Both. If they are blonde or light brown-haired it doesn't "peeve" me so much. But if they are a brunette, good god shave that shit! It's like saying, "Hey look! I'm Italian."

I personally don't like guys that shave their legs, arms, chests and pits. But I hate when women DON'T do this. Sorry ladies but I think smooth ladies more attractive. I know it's more work for you.

Fortunately I'm fair-haired...but I still find the idea of women shaving/waxing every inch of their bodies absolutely preposterous...especially the arms, back, chest areas.

I imagine the hair grows back with the appearance of being much thicker and darker and I find the concept of a stubbly body or a bowling ball smooth torso far more unappealing than the natural downy hair that most women have.

Being Italian, Irish, Indian or any other race or nationality that may suggest slightly more body hair than the accepted 'norm' is nothing to be ashamed of. Italian women are some of the hottest chicks in the fucking world for crying out loud.

I guess I just don't get this obsession with women looking like hairless pre-teens. De-fuzz your legs and armpits by all means but isn't it nice to maintain just a little bit of mystery... *ahem* well pruned lady garden *ahem* ...?

I guess I'm just too retro in all aspects of my life.

[Cosimo]

i despise lad and ladette culture, boys on tour type holiday destinations

oh and people who takes things to the extreme, jackass type peoples. fuck bungee jumping, do smack instead lame-o

[Heisenberg]

Fortunately I'm fair-haired...but I still find the idea of women shaving/waxing every inch of their bodies absolutely preposterous...especially the arms, back, chest areas.

I imagine the hair grows back with the appearance of being much thicker and darker and I find the concept of a stubbly body or a bowling ball smooth torso far more unappealing than the natural downy hair that most women have.

Being Italian, Irish, Indian or any other race or nationality that may suggest slightly more body hair than the accepted 'norm' is nothing to be ashamed of. Italian women are some of the hottest chicks in the fucking world for crying out loud.

I guess I just don't get this obsession with women looking like hairless pre-teens. De-fuzz your legs and armpits by all means but isn't it nice to maintain just a little bit of mystery... *ahem* well pruned lady garden *ahem* ...?

I guess I'm just too retro in all aspects of my life.

Sorry BCV, I was drunk while I wrote that this morning. It's actually only the armpits and legs that I prefer women to shave. Since those can get outta hand :p

[God of War]

What do you mean?:p
Shemales :p

[BadCoverVersion]

Sorry BCV, I was drunk while I wrote that this morning. It's actually only the armpits and legs that I prefer women to shave. Since those can get outta hand :p

That's cool.

I shave my legs and armpits...partly to conform, mainly to just feel clean and fresh.

Everybody should make at least some effort to 'maintain' themselves, but I just think that we have too many hang-ups nowadays and our expectations reach beyond what is appropriate. People have enough going on in their lives without having to waste several hours a week pruning and shaving and waxing every inch of their body in a bid to be considered attractive.

I mean we live in a world where it's perfectly normal to undergo treatments such as anal bleaching, labioplasty and vaginoplasty. It's effing insane.

[Miss Vicky]

Here's one specific to messageboards (though I haven't seen it here, but have on many other boards):

Little whiney bitches that pitch a fit because things don't go their way and post a dramatic thread announcing that they can't take it anymore and are leaving ~forever~...

...only to be back posting again a few days later.

Wow. Are you that desperate for attention? Really? I mean, I've decided to leave boards before, but have simply quit posting, announcing my departure only to specific individuals via private message.

It just irritates me when people do this, especially when it's somebody I already didn't like. They get my hopes up that I'll not have to deal with them anymore, and then I only get a few days break from them.

[poopontheshoes7]

Bad driving almost makes me psychotic. I live in the capital city of shitty driving: Los Angeles. People here can't drive worth a damn. It's like the city is giving away licenses to any idiot who walks into the DMV and puts down some cash. People out here are distracted like toddlers. They're on their cell phones, driving below the speed limit. They're stopped at the light, which has turned green and they're busy looking at some stupid billboard for the next Matthew McCaughnehy movie. They're swerving in and out of their lane. Or they cut you off without even signaling you.

I've been challenged to a fight recently because I simply merged lanes after having my signal on for 6 seconds and some douche who was thirty feet away decided to speed up to 50 MPH because he didn't want me to merge left. The douche bag had those stupid fucking Lakers flags on two car windows. The sad part was that it was a fat guy who I probably could've fucked up but I'm driving with my girlfriend to Robeks after a hike. Why the hell would I want to get into a fight?

It really is insane out here. You're either bombarded by simpletons who can't drive the speed limit or there are assholes who drive BMW's and have to speed like crazy and cut everybody off because they're rich, have a penis complex and are generally unlikeable people who blast the most banal music through their stereos. I have come to the conclusion that if you live in my city and you drive a BMW, you are an idiot. There's no two ways about it.

I really can't stand these Speed Racer wannabes on the streets. On the freeway, I just hope a cop stops them going at 100 MPH. Not because I don't think cars should go fast but because they almost cause accidents trying to cut people off. It really pisses me off. I tend to fuck with them on the road because I am a pretty good driver and it's satisfying to fuck with these idiots' egos. So I'll slow down and drive right next to another car so he has no chance to try and cut either of us off. It's hilariously funny. Or I'll make them think they can cut me off but I give them no leeway. It's just a way to amuse myself on the road while also fucking with assholes who I wish would wake up. It irritates me just seeing them in my rear view mirror cutting people off. Not merging with their lights. Making people brake hard because of their stupid antics.

So if one day you hear of a conspiracy against BMW's in LA, know that I may have finally snapped and shouted out my window, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

Oh, and I also hate runny eggs. It's like eating a bowl of yellow snot and white jizz with egg flavoring.

Oh Cosmic, I feel your pain. I live in South Florida and the drivers down here are beyond stupid. Probably not nearly as bad as L.A., but still pretty fucking ridiculous. I hate driving because there is ALWAYS assholes on road cutting me off, not signaling, going 25 below the speed limit, or 25 above it. Assholes racing in their little suped up Ford Focuses and Honda's, assholes who race and zigzag past people to try and get to a RED LIGHT faster...it all drives me insane.
What really kills me, is not signaling. Nobody signals. They just weave in and out of traffic like they are fucking Nascar drivers. I've seen two major accidents as a result of not signaling. It drives me up a wall.

P.S. God Of War, where oh where are these avatars coming from? You have easily become my favorite Schmoe because of these avatars :)

[Frosty_86]

I work in retail and of course your always gonna get your fair share of douchebags and assholes but one thing that pisses me off beyond belief is when your walking around asking customers how theyre doing and everything, ask if they need help and its always the one fuckhead thats on a cellphone that needs help and there not even talking about what they need at the store theyre talking about everyday shit. And they actually expect me to hang around until they get off their fuckin phone for me to help them, Im sorry but if you need help then you need to get off your phone and ask me your question insead of pointing your finger at me and just expecting me hang around until you finish your conversation. Ive got other things to do than wait on your ass, there are other customers and other things Ive got to do. So sometimes I just walk away on these people, act like Im helping other customers then come back a few minutes later and a lot of times they are are still on the phone yacking away.

I was reading what Miss Vicky wrote on the first page about people talking to you about random shit especially at the grocery. I dont mean to sound like a dick but when Im at the grocery my mission is to get food and whatever other stuff I need for the week and get out as fast as I can, I dont want to sit and just start random conversations with people.
One thing that also pisses me off at the grocery is when your behind someone and the stop and turn their buggy in a matter to which it blocks you from getting around or to what you need because their big fat ass is in the way. And then after a few seconds they look at you and there like "O Im sorry" and the tone they use they act like your inconviencing them because now they have to move again, what the fuck.

[John Galt]

Fortunately I'm fair-haired...but I still find the idea of women shaving/waxing every inch of their bodies absolutely preposterous...especially the arms, back, chest areas.

I imagine the hair grows back with the appearance of being much thicker and darker and I find the concept of a stubbly body or a bowling ball smooth torso far more unappealing than the natural downy hair that most women have.

Being Italian, Irish, Indian or any other race or nationality that may suggest slightly more body hair than the accepted 'norm' is nothing to be ashamed of. Italian women are some of the hottest chicks in the fucking world for crying out loud.

I guess I just don't get this obsession with women looking like hairless pre-teens. De-fuzz your legs and armpits by all means but isn't it nice to maintain just a little bit of mystery... *ahem* well pruned lady garden *ahem* ...?

I guess I'm just too retro in all aspects of my life.


I'm Italian. And I find Italian women to be the most beautiful women in so many ways. Just don't telegraph it with werewolf-haired forearms thicker than mine.

Also, I already stated that I prefer most women, al *cough* naturale.

[John Galt]

A recent slight peeve of mine on these boards is when you post a new thread and only the moderators respond to it.

Granted, some input is better than none; but I mean, really? I didn't realize there was such snobbery on a movie board.

Anyone else experienced this?

[Frosty_86]

I really hate mayonaisse, I always have. I eat salad dressing but its just the plain mayonaisse that I hate, I feel like I can taste the egg in it or something. My family likes it but I dont want anything that has mayonaisse on it (burgers, pasta salad, potato salad etc) and whenever I go to a restraunt that states they do have mayo on their burgers I clearly ask for no mayo and they respond by, "No Mayo?", like I dont know what Im talking like I actually do like mayo and I do want it on my burger but Im just sayin that to mess with their head or somethin. And it also seems like if they do screw up my order and put it on they load that fucker down like theyve put double the mayo on there. It just really pisses off.

[Pentangeli]

Another peeve: moderators who act like the Stasi.

[BadCoverVersion]

I'm Italian. And I find Italian women to be the most beautiful women in so many ways. Just don't telegraph it with werewolf-haired forearms thicker than mine.

Also, I already stated that I prefer most women, al *cough* naturale.

I'm beginning to understand where you're coming from a little more. It's cool that you like it au naturale too...men like you are a dying breed.

[KCJ506]

-When my sister wakes me up for something that isn't worth waking me up for

-People who act like their opinion is fact

-People who chew with their mouths open

-People who use "retarded" and "gay" as insults, or out of context

-People who swear excessively during a conversation. I don't mind a few swear words, but if they're gonna use the F-word and S-word in every other sentence it just diminishes any point they're trying to make. It'll be hard for me to take them seriously. It's even more annoying when people swear when it's not necessary.(Where's the fuckin' bathroom?!)

-People who don't turn off their cellphones or put them on vibrate in the movie theater. It pisses me off even more when people talk on them while the movie's playing. If you need to answer the phone that bad then step outside.

-I do get a little annoyed by crying and screaming babies in public places.

-People making cracks about my weight. I'm very skinny. I weigh a little less than 120 pounds. Back in high school people would ask me if I ever ate. I do eat a lot I just don't gain weight. It's not my fault.

-Even though I'm black I despise being called the N-word. I don't like anyone calling me that. Even if you're black too.

-When someone stands over my shoulder

[The Postmaster General]

Strangers who won't shut up on airplanes.

[the clever guy]

A recent slight peeve of mine on these boards is when you post a new thread and only the moderators respond to it.

Granted, some input is better than none; but I mean, really? I didn't realize there was such snobbery on a movie board.

Anyone else experienced this?


:confused::confused::confused:

Another peeve: moderators who act like the Stasi.


Go on...

[Tweek]

A recent slight peeve of mine on these boards is when you post a new thread and only the moderators respond to it.

Granted, some input is better than none; but I mean, really? I didn't realize there was such snobbery on a movie board.

Anyone else experienced this?

Do you have an example?


Another peeve: moderators who act like the Stasi.

Ich bein ein moderator. :rolleyes:

[Natty]

-People who use "retarded" and "gay" as insults, or out of context

-People who swear excessively during a conversation. I don't mind a few swear words, but if they're gonna use the F-word and S-word in every other sentence it just diminishes any point they're trying to make. It'll be hard for me to take them seriously. It's even more annoying when people swear when it's not necessary.(Where's the fuckin' bathroom?!)

-People who don't turn off their cellphones or put them on vibrate in the movie theater. It pisses me off even more when people talk on them while the movie's playing. If you need to answer the phone that bad then step outside.

-Even though I'm black I despise being called the N-word. I don't like anyone calling me that. Even if you're black too.


The last one has only happened to me a couple of times, but I totally agree with the first three, especially the first.



A recent slight peeve of mine on these boards is when you post a new thread and only the moderators respond to it.

Granted, some input is better than none; but I mean, really? I didn't realize there was such snobbery on a movie board.

Anyone else experienced this?

I'm also confused, do you mean the fact that the moderaters respond shows that the thread's topic is snobby, or that the moderaters only leave snobby comments.

[John Galt]

I'm also confused, do you mean the fact that the moderaters respond shows that the thread's topic is snobby, or that the moderaters only leave snobby comments.

Neither.

Moderators seem to respond to you out of being nice(pity posts) when your thread has no posts and is just sinking down the page.
Everyone else is snobby.

This really isn't a big deal. I think I was drunk when I posted this and I was just being uber picky.

[the clever guy]

Neither.

Moderators seem to respond to you out of being nice(pity posts) when your thread has no posts and is just sinking down the page.
Everyone else is snobby.

This really isn't a big deal. I think I was drunk when I posted this and I was just being uber picky.

Oh, ok....*phew*....I got a little worried there.

Good to know we're not too snobby. ;)

[Frosty_86]

Another thing that annoys me at work (I work at Lowes btw) is Ill be walking somewhere or doing something and Im on the clock so I have my vest on and people are ask "do you work here?". I dont know why this annoys me so much I just wanna say something like "no but Ill find someone who does".

[the clever guy]

Another thing that annoys me at work (I work at Lowes btw) is Ill be walking somewhere or doing something and Im on the clock so I have my vest on and people are ask "do you work here?". I dont know why this annoys me so much I just wanna say something like "no but Ill find someone who does".

Fucking ditto! I worked at Best Buy for 4 years, 3 of which were spent as loss prevention, so I would be wearing that bright yellow Best Buy shirt. All the time people would ask: "Do you work here?" Really?

Or, another question I got that pissed me off...."Where are your DVDs?" Mind you, this is upon entering the store as I'm standing there. Where are our DVDs? They're the FIRST thing you walk past as you enter, much like EVERY other Best Buy.

[the clever guy]

Oh, and another thing....


Piss on the toilet seats. Why do people find the need to do this EVERYWHERE? There's are reasons I NEVER shit in public places, and this is one of 'em. Is it that hard to lift the seat? Based on my public pooping phobia, I came to realization that I wouldn't survive as a chick.

[John Galt]

I hate it that rain tends to scare the clams away. By that I mean, girls.

When I go out to a bar when it is raining, it's always a goddamn sausage fest; let alone that sausage fests piss me off in and of themselves. But seriously, I can just go somewhere else. But when it is raining; I can't.

[Heisenberg]

Stranger who won't listen to me on airplanes.

;):p

[Smarmy Douche]

The fact that all of the programming on the History Channel is either UFO/Cryptozoology/Conspiracy Theory shit or World War II irks the shit out of me. The World War II stuff is fine, I guess I've just gotten to the point to where I'm so read on the subject that it doesn't really interest me anymore, but the UFO shit should really stop.

If the people at the History Channel have such a hardon for this kind of stuff, they should start a new channel, BullshitTV, and let the History Channel be about history, not weird self-published crackpots who think Bigfoot is real. Maybe they're making so much more money with shows about stupid bullshit somebody made up, that things that actually happened/exist can't compete.

[Frosty_86]

The fact that all of the programming on the History Channel is either UFO/Cryptozoology/Conspiracy Theory shit or World War II irks the shit out of me. The World War II stuff is fine, I guess I've just gotten to the point to where I'm so read on the subject that it doesn't really interest me anymore, but the UFO shit should really stop.

If the people at the History Channel have such a hardon for this kind of stuff, they should start a new channel, BullshitTV, and let the History Channel be about history, not weird self-published crackpots who think Bigfoot is real. Maybe they're making so much more money with shows about stupid bullshit somebody made up, that things that actually happened/exist can't compete.



I fucking hate this shit too man. The History Channel is supposed to be about history not UFO, World with out humans, or fucking chasing Big Foot. As much as I do like Ice Road Truckers and AX Men they really should be on the Discovery Channel on the same nights as Dealist Catch. I like the western stuff, the World War II, and the ancient battles but alot of the shit on there (especially the end of the world shit) is ridiculous and does not belong on that channel.

[the clever guy]

The fact that all of the programming on the History Channel is either UFO/Cryptozoology/Conspiracy Theory shit or World War II irks the shit out of me. The World War II stuff is fine, I guess I've just gotten to the point to where I'm so read on the subject that it doesn't really interest me anymore, but the UFO shit should really stop.

If the people at the History Channel have such a hardon for this kind of stuff, they should start a new channel, BullshitTV, and let the History Channel be about history, not weird self-published crackpots who think Bigfoot is real. Maybe they're making so much more money with shows about stupid bullshit somebody made up, that things that actually happened/exist can't compete.

I agree fully with that stuff not being on the HISTORY channel. It should all be on Sci-Fi channel. But I, for one, do believe in those sorts of things as I am a paranormal investigator myself. :cool:

[John Galt]

Here's a good one:

When you are playing pool and your oppenent takes waaay too long between shots. I don't mean lining up. I mean the fuckstick is having conversations and shit and you're going, "Your shot man. Your shot!"
It also comes off like they aren't taking you, much less the game, seriously.

Fuckin' prick fucks.

[God of War]

I HATE people that lack common sense and knowledge.
That'd be me :p

[echo_bravo]

I know some people that are just so negative about everything. They just want to shit on everything.

For example, this dude I work with knows I am a huge movie buff and was interested in some recommendations so I asked him if he had heard of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...he says "Definitely not, that sounds stupid"

I was like "I havent even told you what its about yet!"

"Yeah but the title sounds really retarded so I doubt I will be interested"

Jeez, I try to help a brother out and he just shits on it already. Moron.



I also HATE having to wait on people for long periods of time. Believe me, I am very patient but sometimes it drives me through the fucking roof with some of the shit I have to deal with.
For example, one of my buddies takes forever to get ready to go out. He takes a ridiculously long shower, then spends an eternity on his hair etc. Keep in mind this dude is a straight male, not some sorority chick.
Now since he is usually the driver, we have to wait on him like bitches.
My friends and I will give him a hard time saying "We arent going to the fucking Oscars dipshit!"



Also, I really hate it when people brag. There is no reason to ever brag...EVER! Its especially pathetic when people brag over the lamest shit too.
This one guy I went to college with bragged that he got a job lined up before he graduated...selling insurance in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
WOW, thats fuckin awesome man! :rolleyes:
Is that supposed to impress me or make me jealous or something??? Have fun selling insurance in the middle of January in Wisconsin. I hear the weather is great that time of the year!;)

[Tweek]

I also HATE having to wait on people for long periods of time. Believe me, I am very patient but sometimes it drives me through the fucking roof with some of the shit I have to deal with.
For example, one of my buddies takes forever to get ready to go out. He takes a ridiculously long shower, then spends an eternity on his hair etc. Keep in mind this dude is a straight male, not some sorority chick.

I'm a woman and that stuff annoys me! I hated having to wait on my roommates. 10 minutes before we'd go somewhere they'd start their process. :mad:

[labialover]

I don't like when there's a group of people on bikes that ride in the middle of the road like they're in the Tour de France. I almost want to drive my car on a bike trail to see if they like it.

[FLAME_ON]

Stranger who won't listen to me on airplanes.

;):p

Strangers who try to talk to me on airplanes. :cool:

[Lotis]

I also HATE having to wait on people for long periods of time. Believe me, I am very patient but sometimes it drives me through the fucking roof with some of the shit I have to deal with.
For example, one of my buddies takes forever to get ready to go out. He takes a ridiculously long shower, then spends an eternity on his hair etc. Keep in mind this dude is a straight male, not some sorority chick.
Now since he is usually the driver, we have to wait on him like bitches.
My friends and I will give him a hard time saying "We arent going to the fucking Oscars dipshit!"

Do what I do with people like that -- tell them a much earlier time than the actual time that you need to leave or need to be somewhere by. Not possible for all events but it makes for a nice change of pace to arrive on time. And if they comment just tell him the truth, being late all the time is a sign of not giving a crap about others. It's a lack of respect for others travelling with him and to anyone hosting an event. Tell him if he doesn't want to go, just say so but if he does, then be mature enough to be ready when he needs to be. You're all tired of him holding up everyone.

[Lady Stardust]

I'm getting tired of my brother coming home.
all he does here is yell, sleep and eat.

[Cop No. 633]

I don't like when there's a group of people on bikes that ride in the middle of the road like they're in the Tour de France. I almost want to drive my car on a bike trail to see if they like it.

Ha! I have the same peeve. I ride a bike myself, and I drive. But I hate it when bikers do this. They ride in a row of three people on a street instead of a single file line. It's fucking annoying and most of the time they do this because they want to be next to each other so they can talk. You can still talk in a single line, idiots. You might have to shout more, but the world doesn't revolve around your thoughts on your Schwinn or fixed-gear bike.

I also hate the biking culture in LA. They are some of the most stuck up assholes I've met. They feel like they're some kind of saviors of the world because they ride a bike. They all dress alike, they have this condescending attitude... because they ride a fucking bike. You go to certain bike shops to fix yours and they literally don't even try to help you unless you have plugs in your ears or wear jeans rolled up to the knee or dress like you're almost homeless. It's really stupid. I wish these people would get over themselves. You're riding a fucking bike at the end of the day. I do too. Big deal.

I'm getting tired of my brother coming home.
all he does here is yell, sleep and eat.

That's my girlfriend's little brother. The weird thing is that whenever I go there, he seems to calm down a lot. And it's not all company either... it's weird. He's just confused like most teenagers and thinks his parents are "against him" somehow. Hopefully, he'll get over it.

[SchizoidManiac]

All the good ones are gone...

I hate it when my egg white are fuckin runny...damnit. :)

[Reigh Kaufman]

I hate when you don't know whether a person needs help or not.

A guy in a wheelchair was pushing himself up a hill this evening. It was very hot, and he was fucking puggled. We watched him struggle as we went past in the car, but did not stop "just in case".

We circled back and the guy was beetroot.

Still we did not stop - "just in case".

My conscience was bothering me. There is a hospital nearby - what if he went out for fresh air, went down the hill in his wheelchair, then had issues getting back up the hill? Still, "just in case".

Finally, after going around four times, knowing that my question was condescending and embarassing, I got out the car and asked the guy if he needed a push up the hill.

HE FUCKING DID! DESPERATELY! HE WAS AT A LOSS TO EXPLAIN WHY EVERYONE PASSED HIM BY! CRUEL BASTARDS!

I explained my predicament as I pushed him up the hill. I did not want to embarass him if he was fine and dandy, but I could not simply ignore him in case he was struggling.

Could have gone the other way. I know plenty o' people who would have found my actions intrusive and diminishing.

[labialover]

Ha! I have the same peeve. I ride a bike myself, and I drive. But I hate it when bikers do this. They ride in a row of three people on a street instead of a single file line. It's fucking annoying and most of the time they do this because they want to be next to each other so they can talk. You can still talk in a single line, idiots. You might have to shout more, but the world doesn't revolve around your thoughts on your Schwinn or fixed-gear bike.



I was driving once, making a left turn, going up hill. It was a 2 lane road, and as I got to the top of it, there was literally 30 bikers in the road. I was tempted to play human bowling, but soon realized that would not be a good idea.

It's probably been mentioned. I also hate people on their bluetooths that start a conversation with you, and then next thing you know they put there finger up at you to give them a second. I sit there, continuing to talk looking like a jackass.

And I hate at the grocery store how there's always a lady that has her cart in the middle of the aisle, 3 kids running around not giving a shit about your personal space, while she's looking on the shelf for a sale item. I just wanna take the cart and move it down a few aisels.

Oh, and MTV.

[Bahs]

i also hate people when they eat and drink very loud and it sounds like "NOM NOM NOM *GULP* NOM NOM NOM *GASP* NOM NOM"

its not very hard to eat with your mouth closed and not smack your mouth together loudly. They end up just sounding like a pig

[Jon Lyrik]

Certain anti-intellectuals. Ones who scream Ivy League like it's an insult.

[electriclite]

People who take their sweet time walking on the sidewalk in the middle of a weekday.

I live and work in New York, Manhattan proper. My job requires me to do errands outside with some hustle. So I get all kinds of pissed when its a crowded sidewalk and I'm being held hostage by Sandy and Sally Sunday Stroll-Along taking up all the maneuverable space ahead of me so not only can I not proceed forward at a normal mid-day New York pace, but I can't by-pass these motherfuckers as well. It takes everything in me not to kick these people in the back of the kneecaps, leap over their fallen selves and yell back "Move motherfucker!".

And I'm not talking about old people or the disabled. I'm talking the young an able-bodied just strolling along like they have the Lovin' Spoonful's What A Day For A Daydream playing in their head, and they're keeping up with the rhythm!

In New York, you walk, like you drive. Fast people in the middle, slow people along the curb and when you stop you move to the side of a building and stay the hell out of everyone's way. Do NOT just stop in the middle of the busy Manhattan sidewalk and just stand there! That is grounds for getting stomped.



More to come...

[Smarmy Douche]

I've got something new to do next time I'm in New York.

[fervors]

When you're walking behind a person and they unexpectedly STOP walking.

This irritates me to no end.

In fact, just people who dawdle. I have lanky legs and I tend to walk briskly, even if I'm walking aimlessly.

Bloody dawdlers.

[fervors]

Oh, and prams.

I love to kick prams.

Do us all a favour...

http://www.uniquedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fleece-baby-carrier.jpg

There. It's warm and it can't throw shit out.

[Tagia_Romero]

-Even though I'm black I despise being called the N-word. I don't like anyone calling me that. Even if you're black too.



If it's used in a movie in my case, it's fine, however, I do agree here in terms of a real life situation. I know there are black people who want to 'take back' that word, but what (I feel) they fail to realize is that 'nigger' was once meant simply as a general insult, calling somebody an 'idiot'. It had nothing to do with ethnicity, so really, those who want to 'take back' that word, are just calling each other fools, which in my opinion is kinda counter-productive.

[Tagia_Romero]

Ha! I have the same peeve. I ride a bike myself, and I drive. But I hate it when bikers do this. They ride in a row of three people on a street instead of a single file line. It's fucking annoying and most of the time they do this because they want to be next to each other so they can talk. You can still talk in a single line, idiots. You might have to shout more, but the world doesn't revolve around your thoughts on your Schwinn or fixed-gear bike.


I'd just like to add to that, I hate it when cyclists cycle on the very shoulder of the road, practically right alongside the car, inches away, and yet they have all of that room to move over, yet do not.

[John Galt]

Here in NYC:

-People who ride their bicycles on sidewalks.

-People who either walk slow, in the middle of the sidewalk, and/or who stop and stand there. The same in the grocery store.

-People who wave their hand frantically at my cigarette smoke when the smoke is blowing the other way.



Honestly, all of those people can go blow a sperm bubble.

[SweetEnLow]

I hate when people say or type Imma instead of I'm going to. It sounds stupid.

I hate when people ask for your opinion and if they don't agree they say well that's your opinion. No shit. You just asked for it.

[Shinigami]

sean hannity's television program

[drc5145]

Living in Washington, D.C. and as such, dealing with tourists time and time again...

Anytime you take the escalator in the metro, if you wish to stand idle, you stand on the right side and If you want to walk, you walk on the left side.

Simple as that yet time and time again, people always violate the general rule and it can irk the shit out of me. You see 1 idiot standing by on the left side as others try to walk up the escalator and you have to end up asking him to move his ass over.

[Lady Stardust]

I hate the asshole who thought region DVD codes was a good idea.

[electriclite]

Here in NYC:

-People who ride their bicycles on sidewalks.

-People who either walk slow, in the middle of the sidewalk, and/or who stop and stand there. The same in the grocery store.

-People who wave their hand frantically at my cigarette smoke when the smoke is blowing the other way.



Honestly, all of those people can go blow a sperm bubble.
You and I need to start a gang.

[RicochetShaw]

The misuse of the term "begs the question."

[someguy]

Anyone who uses the term 'with the quickness'

[Reigh Kaufman]

Anyone who says "Can I ask you a question?"...

You just fucking did. You just reached your quota.

[Heisenberg]

Old people who walk to the back of the bus and ask you for your seat. This has happened to me a couple of times and both times I have been shocked.

"fuck you bitch, how about you ask one of the able bodied people at the front of the bus"

I don't actually say this, I give the bitch her seat. But is it not in peoples minds to offer their seat for the eldery. Instead of having the poor fucker come all the way to the back of the bus to trouble me.

[LordSimen]

Elitists and snobs of all kinds. Those who think that just because they admit to being a douchebag that somehow gives them the right to be as much of a douchebag as possible. Those who take pleasure in destroy other's lives.

[Smarmy Douche]

Elitists and snobs of all kinds. Those who think that just because they admit to being a douchebag that somehow gives them the right to be as much of a douchebag as possible. Those who take pleasure in destroy other's lives.

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1156/hmmmy.jpg

Hmmm, I've gotta make a 'Favorite Things' thread.

[LordSimen]

After some thought, a few other things that come to mind:

Now I don't know whether this happens in every majorly populated city across the globe, but here in San Francisco I can't stand not being able to cross a damn street without some female political activist with a clipboard flirting with me to try and get me to sign their petition for whatever the newest thing destroying society is. I'm sorry, but I can't stand this. Want me to sign your petition? Treat me like a fucking human being and tell me what it's about, don't bat your eyelashes and try sexually manipulate me into signing. I won't sign it out of principle at that point.

People that actively participate in "Anonymous."

Internet "Rant" humor. Sorry. It's not funny.

[echo_bravo]

Celebs (or anyone for that matter) that namedrop all the fuckin time.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Celebs (or anyone for that matter) that namedrop all the fuckin time.

That's weird. Tom Cruise and I were just talking about this with George Clooney and Jack Nicholson at the Dolce & Gabbana Autumn collection show. Kate and Suri looked fabulous, of course, but then Stella McCartney and her entourage, including that bitch Sienna Miller, ruined my photo op with Mario Testino by snogging my ex-best friend Mahatma Ghandi.

Slut.

[John Galt]

The same homeless people who know my deal and just endlessly keep asking me for change like they are straight out of South Park.

I'm getting really, really fucking sick of it.

[Jon Lyrik]

Public urinals when some old guy with a graying pony tail decides to come up to the one next to me and stare at my fresh young meat.

[someguy]

rape

i just dont like it

[Tweek]

Mistaking people for turkeys. Sometimes that turns tragic. :(

[zombievictim]

People in college who act like you do absolutely nothing because you don't party every night. Seriously, what the hell?

[John Galt]

Killjoys and Buzzkills. Period.

[HoboJoeBob]

People who say I'm stupid or just don't get it when I say I don't like a certain movie.

People who make quotation marks with their fingers.

Overly cheerful people.

People who take a shit in public bathrooms and hit everything but the inside of the toilet.

Public restrooms period. Gross.

Racists & Homophobes

Dickhead people who disable the embedding on Youtube videos.

Automated phone system menus. Just let me talk to a fucking live person, even if they're an idiot.

Yankee and Cowboy fans.

people who block the isles talking on cell phones or to other people and then get pissed off at you when you try to push through them.

Asshat teenagers coming to my door trying to sell me stale candy in the name of some bullshit church.

Invisible fucking spider-webs.

[The Postmaster General]

"Yeah, you called my phone."

Having a phone feature that's been commonly available since the mid-90s doesn't qualify you as a detective, so stop using your caller ID like you're cracking some kind of case.

I always leave apologetic messages to curb these losers, but sometimes things slip through my fail-safe. As in today, some teenage girl comes up to me asking to use my phone. I thought she was locked out of her apartment or something. It turns out she left her cell phone in her dad's car, and apparently this merits an emergency worthy of approaching strange looking men carrying a black leather bag and looking like he just worked an overnight shift at a mental health house. Okay, cool, whatev - be a friendly neighbor, all that good stuff.

15 minutes later, I get a phone call and answer, "Hello." It's the girl's mom who responds by accusing me of "making my daughter think she lost her phone!!!" --- What the fuck she was talking about, I have no clue, and I tell her this in a very polite manner, but she continues to rant. I cut her off, and point out that she called a strange number (with an area code that's listed 2500 miles away, mind you) and is accusing a stranger of something that sounds like "nonsense." She doesn't seem to understand, and continues talking nonsense. I politely explain what happened, how I neighborly allowed someone to use my phone because they led me to believe they were in some sort of distress.

That's when she begins explaining to me how my number came up on her caller ID, and that's how she knew who called. I tell her that I have figured this out and go on to tell her that she might want to worry less about going off on strangers by way of calling strange numbers, and worry more about the fact that her daughter seems to think it smart to inform a "strange looking man that she's home alone without a phone." They lady stutters and says, "Okay, have a good day."

"Oh yes ma'am, and you have a good day at work."

So yeah, Caller ID is for telling you who is calling. It's not a voicemail message, and you own a cell phone, not a pager. Stop thinking there's a case to be solved because you have some random number that could belong to anyone. (especially in this case, since I heard the daughter leaving a message.)

[HoboJoeBob]

People who wear sunglasses at night or indoors and are not blind. Yeah that doesn't make you look cool assholes. It makes you look like a douche.

[ericdraven]

I have this peeve when someone asks me why I didn't return their call or their text, then I try to call/text them, and they don't reply. fucking hypocrites.

[Criminal Rock]

The plight of Bubba...

No wonder the daughter put her foot in her mouth. Dumbass people tend to raise dumbass kids. Seriously though, how gullible do you really have to be to jump to such moronic conclusions so easily? I wonder what she got from the message, or from anyone else, that led on to the crazy notion you had somehow tricked her daughter, or whatever. It's just incredible how anyone could be so dumb.

[Beard_of_Meat]

people who don't pull over for emergency vehicles...I sure as hell bet you would want people to pull over if it was one of your loved ones that needed help

people who almost walk right into you and then proceed to mimic every move you are about to make...choose a direction asshole

people who clap at the end of movies..Ummm hello its a movie not a fucking play

people who call your mobile/home phone and they have the wrong number but still manage to call you 2-3 more times...Hello asshole the first time you called wasn't the right number what makes you think that after another time the number is going to be right?

people who proceed to tailgate you even though there are 2 completely open lanes...I have full coverage so I will break check you mother fucker

people who honk the second the light turns green

parents who let their little bastard ass shit kids run around the store like its the fucking playground

[LordSimen]

Just experienced another peeve of mine that I had forgot about. I hate when someone says "I'll be there at (say) 4," when what they really mean is "I'll be leaving here at 4."

[Lady Stardust]

I hate the fact that nobody is talking about Fatal Frame 4 in my Nintendo thread.

[Tagia_Romero]

rape

i just dont like it

At first. :p

[God of War]

People who say; "FUCK AN A!" When really, it's; "FUCKIN' A!"

:p

[Bellatrix]

Women with strollers. They think they own the whole fucking sidewalk. And I have to get out of the way for them? WTF? Move your ass over bitch. There is room for both of us and your huge fucking stoller.

People who ask your opinion, then don't even listen to me... Why the hell did you even ask my opinion if you aren't even going to consider taking it? Don't bother asking me. Jesus.

People that come to the video store and cry about their late fees when it's $1. Seriously asshole, I will pay your damn late fee if you stop crying about it. First of all.. I promise it isn't THAT hard to return your movie on time, granted you don't have a emergency or something. If you returned it on time, then you wouldn't have a fucking late fee in the first place.:mad:

Also, people that yell at their children in stores. I can understand that you have discipline them once in a while in public, but do it quietly please. There is no need to yell loudly "SHUT THE HELL UP, JOHNNY." or "STOP CRYING RIGHT NOW OR YOUR GOING TO GET SPANKED WHEN WE GET HOME." God damnit. I dont want to hear it. Stop flipping out and control your fucking kid in the first place. Maybe if you didn't let him run amuck in the store, they they wouldn't be acting like this, and you wouldn't have to yell like a complete idoit.

[Natty]

At first. :p

Ooo cheeky :p

I do find this disturbing though, the amount of girls of my school who tell stories about being 'raped into sex' as I like to say. Sheesh.

I also hate it when Mums yell in stores, even worse if they get physical as there is no need, her aim should be to reduce the noise.

[Tagia_Romero]

Ooo cheeky :p

I do find this disturbing though, the amount of girls of my school who tell stories about being 'raped into sex' as I like to say. Sheesh.


I was only joooooking. :p

Anyhow, I honestly don't get that. 'Raped into sex'?

[The Postmaster General]

Women with strollers. They think they own the whole fucking sidewalk. And I have to get out of the way for them? WTF? Move your ass over bitch. There is room for both of us and your huge fucking stoller.

Oh, wandering the mall today with no sleep waiting for my car to get down with the garage, I must say this observation is ace. What about women with strollers who speed walk through the mall and come straight at you like, get out of my way or die!!!!

I've bumped strollers a man time and feigned pain, but more often than not, I'll say something like "Whoa! Someone's in a hurry!"

What about...

People who, when you are at a register at a store, and another cashier comes up, they will speed past from behind you in line to cut in front and get to the new register. That shit pisses me off. It should be first come, first serve, not biggest asshole wins. This doesn't bother me so much at like a department store where there are multiple lines for checkout, but I'm referring to like counters at gas stations, delis or the sort. Often I will step up next to them and put my stuff down and look the clerk right in the eye and say, "Sorry, I was here first." That's only if I'm in the mood though, which isn't really that much, but it is still often just because of how much this happens.

[Natty]

Anyhow, I honestly don't get that. 'Raped into sex'?

What I mean by this phrase is that a few girls I have spoken to talk about how they have been raped by boyfriends but 'slowly started to enjoy it' during the act, as if that justifies it somehow. These girls are now fairly 'saucy' young women, one is still with her rapist, others are generally promiscuous.

I thought this was what you were referring to, if not I apologise for bringing such seriousness into the thread. :o

Another sexual pet peeve:

When people do a lot of making out on the dance floor, its just uncomfortable to look at but what I have noticed recently is people full-on dry humping each other, cowgirl positions and everything. If your not dancing then get off the dancefloor and get a room, one that doesn't have another 100 people in it who have to look to the ceiling avoid such cringeworthy acts.

[Smiert Spionam]

People who don't say shit to you when you hold a door open for them or don't say anything back when you acknowledge them as they walk by.

Seriously, fuck those people.

[zombievictim]

I can't stand people who think they know so much about movies just because they work at blockbuster. Sure, you get a lot of free rentals. That doesn't mean shit. When I ask you what your favorite movie is and you say Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, you obviously haven't seen enough.

[The Postmaster General]

People who don't say shit to you when you hold a door open for them or don't say anything back when you acknowledge them as they walk by.

Seriously, fuck those people.


I've pushed the door closed on those people's backs before and when they look back I smile and say, "Sorry"

And there's been times when people haven't held the door with me, so I would kick the bottom of it with my foot and act like it hit me in the nose. I haven't done that in a while though because last time the lady because extremely upset and apologetic and I felt kind of bad. It was still hilarious tho.

[Cop No. 633]

Recent peeve. It aggravates me when people just wait for their turn to speak rather than actually listen. It happens in every day life and of course has to happen on the internet as well.

I made a post about the woman who got Dystonia. I simply said it was tragic and my friend wrote a joke and a half-hearted "This is why I never get flu shots" and then another friend uses my post as an excuse to lecture everybody on the evil media and how they use this as a way to scare people. He also went on about how people are so stupid for not knowing what a "one in a million chance" is. I couldn't even tell if he was inferring that stuff about me or my other friends or if he was ranting so I told him to cool it.

Waiting for you turn to speak is a stupid thing to do. It just makes you look like a jerk. And now my friend is trying to act like he did nothing wrong, when I think he knows he tends to do that. Just don't do it.

[Shinigami]

I'm starting to get annoyed by these fauxfluff apologies following up a statement that requires no apology at all. You see this thing on the internet all the time and you hear it outside the internet. Sorry, but I don't see the big deal about this movie. Sorry, I just don't get it.

Terrible figure of speech. If anything, people should be more apoplectic instead of more apologetic. Fuck yourself to hell, but I don't see the big deal about this movie. If you're going to throw around fluff words, might as well curse like a sailor.

[Frosty_86]

I fucking hate when your inside a gas station of convenience store and in line and there's an ass wipe who's getting scratch offs and plays them right then and there and then gets more and he/she is there for like five fucking minutes playing that shit and the dumb ass clerk doesnt ask that person to move the side or anything when the line is like 10 people deep. When I go to a gas station or convenience store I only want to be in there for a few minutes, I want to get my drink and chips or cigarettes and get the fuck out of there Ive got other things to do.

[TechnoChick]

I hate when people say FUstrated instead of FRUstrated. It drives me up the wall.... Just about any mangling of the English language drives me bonkers; but that one takes the cake.

[Tweek]

People who ask "How many fingers am I holding up?" and think they are so clever, that they're the first person who thought of that un-funny joke.

People who say, "Can't you get laser surgery?" I always answer politely even though I'm hoping an anvil drops on their head. :)

[Jamesadin]

People who do a little bit of travelling, and think they know all of the ins and outs of the world. Also, their home country is suddenly is highly inadequate for them.

Me: How is your semester so far?
Them: Ah, it's ok. I just hate this country. I wish I could be back in _______ where people care, you know? Everyone is so ______ there, and the food was so much tastier!

I hate, hate, HATE this.

[Callie]

-People who call their pregnancy a miracle or a gift from God.

-Parents who constantly give in when their child throws a temper tantrum, especially when they follow it up with "what? she's a babyyy, she doesn't know any better!"

-Guys who wear "girl pants." WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

[ProgWizardry]

Whenever athletes who win a game or Oscar winners thank god or jesus for their ability to win; but when they lose they always say they didn't try hard enough or they simply couldn't do it or that they just "didn't have it".

A crystalline example of what a horrible thing religion is and what it does to one's self-esteem.

Just once I'd like to see somebody say that they were able to kickass and be proud of their own ability and not ashamed of it.

Fucking pisses me off to no end.

[Badbird]

-People who call their pregnancy a miracle or a gift from God.


You read my mind. I can't stand when people make a big deal over getting pregnant. Guess what? There are 6 billion people on Earth. It's not hard to do. In fact, you are doing exactly what you are supposed to do.

That's not a miracle. That's a plague. It's the same as calling the spread of AIDS a miracle.


You know what else I hate? Truck Nuts.

I mean, is there anything more gay than some dude shopping for fake balls, analyzing all the different balls to see which pair is right, buying balls, unpackaging balls, and then handling these balls while attaching them to the back of his truck. Plus, I'm sure he admires his truck balls every time he walks behind it in the parking lot.

[Callie]

Whenever athletes who win a game or Oscar winners thank god or jesus for their ability to win; but when they lose they always say they didn't try hard enough or they simply couldn't do it or that they just "didn't have it".

A crystalline example of what a horrible thing religion is and what it does to one's self-esteem.

Just once I'd like to see somebody say that they were able to kickass and be proud of their own ability and not ashamed of it.

Fucking pisses me off to no end.

On the God note.. How about when people praise God for giving the pilot the ability to land the plane safely, but don't blame God when the plane crashes?

[Callie]

You read my mind. I can't stand when people make a big deal over getting pregnant. Guess what? There are 6 billion people on Earth. It's not hard to do. In fact, you are doing exactly what you are supposed to do.

That's not a miracle. That's a plague. It's the same as calling the spread of AIDS a miracle.

Exactly! You fucked; did it not occur to you for a minute that you might end up pregnant? God had nothing to do with it, I promise. I don't understand what there is to be proud of. Congratulations, you now get to waste thousands of dollars and many years of your life on a screaming, shitting, needy child. Doesn't sound appealing to me what-so-ever.

[ProgWizardry]

On the God note.. How about when people praise God for giving the pilot the ability to land the plane safely, but don't blame God when the plane crashes?

Precisely my point. People either shun ability or they are ashamed by it.

Which is why it is no wonder why we virtually live in an "each according to his own ability, each according to his own need" society.

[QUENTIN]

People who do a little bit of travelling, and think they know all of the ins and outs of the world. Also, their home country is suddenly is highly inadequate for them.

Me: How is your semester so far?
Them: Ah, it's ok. I just hate this country. I wish I could be back in _______ where people care, you know? Everyone is so ______ there, and the food was so much tastier!

I hate, hate, HATE this.

QFT.

After way too many annoying run-ins with this type, I avoid any non-African girl who has traveled to Africa. It's like a syndrome they catch abroad.

[Badbird]

On the God note.. How about when people praise God for giving the pilot the ability to land the plane safely, but don't blame God when the plane crashes?

Reminds me of a comedian I saw a long time ago. Don't remember his name, but he had a joke about this:

Reporter: Can you tell us about why you lost?

Player: Yeah, well we were doing just fine, until Jesus made me fumble.

[Natty]

Whoa whoa whoa!

Despite not having experience with either, I can tell you that having AIDS is nothing like being pregnant. Maybe the particular person who did describe being pregnant as a miracle were having fertility problems, its an exaggeration yes but no need to get upset about it.

I agree with the God thing but (suprise suprise) from a different perspective. Whilst I understand how the acknowledgement of skills as blessings from God may annoy some people, there is also a lot of blaming God going on, especially for so called atheists.

For example, when bad things happen a lot of people are quick to say stupid things like 'well, that shows God doesn't exist' or 'well that means God can't be benevolent'. Also, people who say things like:

"I'm open to the idea God exists, but I hate him"
Why?
"Because he hates me."
Why? Why would he hate you specifically?
"Because so many bad things have happened in my life. If God exists, he doesn't care."

Ignorant motherfuckers.

[RicochetShaw]

Bad arguments, but more specifically, bad analogies, make me want to choke a bitch.



I was in a discussion about dental work, and we were talking about dental bridges vs. dental implants. For those unaware, a bridge is a dental restoration used to replace a missing tooth by joining permanently to adjacent teeth. Either edge of a bridge are caps placed over the permanent teeth, which must be filed down to a nub. A dental implant is an artificial tooth root replacement that's just screwed right into the jawbone - no filing down of your healthy teeth necessary.

I was advocating for implants, because they don't require the defilement of perfectly fine teeth. The other person made an analogy comparing teeth to hair, arguing that filing down your teeth is no different than cutting your hair.

It took great restraint not to smack this person.

[God of War]

Eww, dentists scare me... :D

People who think that they know more than God, yet know jack and shit.

I went to school with this dude, and I've known him for more than 20 years. The guy has never used a PC in his whole entire life. One day he tells me what I'm doing wrong on my computer. You see, he's an expert, cus he knows everything, right? So, I tell him he doesn't know what he's talking about. Then he starts an arguement with me trying to make out that I'm the jackass in the equation. I put him in his place and told him straight up..

"Since you know all about computers, how about coming around and fixing mine?"

He looked at me like the smartass that he isn't, and then shut up. That was 5 years ago. And he's done me the favour of not talking to me.

Fuckwitt!

[ThatGuy09]

I really despise smoking. Seriously, every time I walk outside, someone's lighting up a cigarette or a blunt and I have to endure breathing in that stench. Even when covering my mouth or nose, the smell's still there. How on Earth do people find this relaxing?

Worst Bad Habit Ever.

Another peeve are overcrowded buses. Even when the bus is still packed, the driver's dumb enough to let more people in! Same with the trains at times. I usually end up smooshed or enduring people's bad breath/body odor/super-loud earphones.

And usually, the people who get on the bus only have one or two stops!

[Tweek]

Another peeve are overcrowded buses. Even when the bus is still packed, the driver's dumb enough to let more people in! Same with the trains at times. I usually end up smooshed or enduring people's bad breath/body odor/super-loud earphones.


I hate that. Also when trying to get off the bus and make my way thru the crowd people act like they don't understand English. "Excuse me please." = Three simple words but I may as well be speaking Klingon. :p Maybe "'Scuse me, mother fuckah!" would be more effective?

[smok3h]

This isn't meant to steal the Rant boards thunder, so please keep any movie related annoyances out of this thread.

I get really annoyed by not having an ice maker on my fridge. Every time I try to get ice out of the ice trays all the cubes shatter into little pieces and get everywhere. So the few ice I get into my mixed drinks ends up melting right away.

[BakeTheMooCow]

Merged..

[Inglorious]

I have so many!

The biggest one definitely slobby eating habits. I cannot stand people who chomp and smack their food between their lips, not considering the people around them. Picking teeth, blowing the nose at the dinner table, anything nasty or just unpleasant...

I dont like slobbyness and obnoxiousness in general. :p

[smok3h]

Merged..
thanks man, i didn't see this thread before ;)

[Dutchman]

People who speed up to get past someone on the road so they can give the person the stink eye. My fucking paps does this, and it's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

Maybe I'm too busy driving, but if what you're doing isn't putting me in immediate danger, I could not care less.

Somebody cuts in front of you, does something that don't catch your fancy: oh noes!!!! Who gives a shit?

This happened to me yesterday because I was going the speed limit and a guy go go going speed racer behind me 10 miles over just HAD to do this shit, which made me laugh my ass off, which made him even pissier.

I guess it's a self-gratifying jerk-off thing for jerk-offs, but it's seriously stupid.

[A.J. Hakari]

It's Seth Rogen, assholes! Not an A, goddammit! A motherfucking E!!!!!

[smok3h]

It's Seth Rogen, assholes! Not an A, goddammit! A motherfucking E!!!!!

Seth BROgen? hehe.. sorry.

Anyways, in response to dutchman's post: I have a problem with road rage personally. For me I don't think it's about trying to be a self-gratifying jerk thing, I just can't stand it when people being shitty drivers affect me in some way. I'm probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet, until you see me behind the wheel, or doing bad at a videogame. Not sure what it is about those 2 things that bring out the rage.

[smok3h]

shit balls, double post, sorry, delete this one please.

[Dutchman]

People who think they're:

http://reason.com/assets/mc/_ATTIC/Image/jsullum/buckley.jpg

Are actually:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jmVQrV1-Ks8/S0V7UIzHKZI/AAAAAAAAHq0/qhMuiTAHVQE/s320/tea-party-racist-signs-01.jpg

And when debated quickly become:

http://derp.blogs.exetel.com.au/uploads/derppics/dog2derp.jpeg

[echo_bravo]

One thing that annoys me to no end is girls with their double standards on what turns them on.

For example, a lot of women will say they love a guy that is athletic, in-shape, cut, has nice muscles/six pack. Fine, thats your preference.

BUT then if I say "Yeah I really like a girl that exercises regularly, stays in shape, has a nice body and a firm ass"

Suddenly, I am looked as a superfical pig. I was told on another forum that "its because of guys like YOU that girls develope eating disorders" Da fuck?!?:confused:
Jeez, I am not asking women to look like a Victoria Secret Model but I like females that take care of their bodies.

[SweetEnLow]

Suddenly, I am looked as a superfical pig. I was told on another forum that "its because of guys like YOU that girls develope eating disorders" Da fuck?!?:confused:
Jeez, I am not asking women to look like a Victoria Secret Model but I like females that take care of their bodies.

There is nothing wrong with liking a girl who takes care of themselves. How many girls actually are going to say that I like guys who are slobs and eat a gallon of ice cream before bed. I know I'm not. Please. I am attracted to men who take care of themselves; I'm not saying they need to have a six pack.

Liking a girl who takes care of their body is totally different than expecting them to look like some airbrushed model.

[Shinigami]

Stop fucking calling everyone a class act! When did this term catch on? It's everywhere. I went to the front page of joblo just now. Read through some story about Amanda Seyfried in a new movie. The first comment calls her a class act. Of course.

I'm gong to jam pencils through my eyes if I see that gem repeated just one more time...

[screamer581]

Left wing zealots who somehow think that the majority of the "tea party" movement are extreme conservative religious fanatics or just stupid rednecks.

Yeah sure, there sadly are some people who fit into that demographic; but IMO the vast majority of them are either libertarian and/or are just simply fed up with the preponderance of corruption within our system of government.

Ahh. That's where this post was supposed to be. You might wanna edit your post in the other thread dude.

[NuclearMisfit]

Women who talk shit about you while you are in the same room yet try to talk low enough and act like you dont notice.

People who act like they are trying to prove to you that everything is great when its not. When they dont need to prove anything! You just want everyone to get along.

[someguy]

I always hate it when you're trying to have a good time with people and then there's always one guy who ruins it. Even though you get the guy to leave repeatedly he keeps coming back even though no one wants him there.

[screamer581]

I always hate it when you're trying to have a good time with people and then there's always one guy who ruins it. Even though you get the guy to leave repeatedly he keeps coming back even though no one wants him there.



I'll leave for good this time someguy....

[Jon Lyrik]

I always hate it when you're trying to have a good time with people and then there's always one guy who ruins it. Even though you get the guy to leave repeatedly he keeps coming back even though no one wants him there.

:D

[Jon Lyrik]

Psycho bitches.

[smok3h]

I hate when I'm smoking a bowl and it clogs. So then I try to take a few quick 'puffs' (where I'm just sucking air into my mouth and not my throat) and the flaming bowl goes flying out of the pipe randomly and lands on my shirt, promptly burning a hole in it.

[Tweek]

Migraines. Srsly.

[BakeTheMooCow]

BUMP.

[God of War]

Bumps :p

[Lady Stardust]

People who type "Bump".














:p

[God of War]

People who type "Bump".
People who quote people who typed "Bump".

:p:p

[Mopar Fanatic]

-When you're walking and all of a sudden the person in front of you stops and looks at something that's completely stupid. It happened a lot while I was on vacation and people were doin' the tourist thing and it happens all the time in supermarkets and various other stores.

-Short frat guys who talk shit at a bar until you stand up and they realize they can get their asses whooped so they shut up but still try and shoot you hard looks from across the way.

-When assholes feel the need to sing every song that comes on the radio.......and they sound worse than American Idol rejects

[Cenopath]

Some shit I can think of:

- People who think they're "all that" just because they're holding a glass of whiskey.

- People who feel the need to bore others to death with long, very uninteresting stories. That shit fucking pisses me off so much because the only purpose of said stories is to boost the person's ego.

- People who embrace irony as a lifestyle (i.e., American Apparel-wearing faux-hipsters who make sure to have a full case of Pabst Blue Ribbon in their fridge).

- People who don't fucking flush the toilet.

- People who tell me how much they enjoyed their vacation to Cancun when the weather is so goddamn cold outside.

[Darth Kenshin]

People who judge things they've never tried or know nothing about (ex: people hating on a tv show or movie they've never seen)

People whose opinions change because something gets "popular"

Overdramatic sports fans

People who complain about vacations (it's a freakin vacation... shut it)

And my new one (courtesy of the Lost series finale): people telling other people how they SHOULD enjoy something. Get real

[The Postmaster General]

Comcast cable is requiring everyone who doesn't subscribe to a digital cable package to use a digital converter box. This is a fix they can do on their end, but instead they are requiring set top boxes at the customer's request. The set top boxes aren't HD-ready, so the user loses all of their broadcast channels in HD, unless they upgrade their package to get a HD ready box. To boot, a lot of people just don't like the way the set top boxes look, but no, if you want to watch broadcast channels in HD using a cable connection, you have to have these boxes.

This doesn't affect me, because I am already paying for the HD service with my package, but it does because sometimes when I'd have 2 things recording, I'd turn my TV to the direct cable feed ad watch a program. Now that's affected. It also affects dinosaurs who are using VCRs to record, and people who have wall mounted TVs without an entertainment cabinet-type set up.

It just peeves me. It peeves me rotten.

[Terminal_83]

Car Alarms - Why do people still have these things? Seriously?

Gamers - Probably even more annoying than Trekkies by far. I don't know what the fuck Red Dead Redemption is, can you stop talking about it please?

Texters - I hate talking to people who have their heads drawn to a screen texting to someone else. It's the epitome of rudeness.

Kids - Annoying, loud, stupid, intrusive, just... shut up.

People who say "just shut your brain off" - I don't want to shut my fucking brain off! A crappy movie is a crappy movie!

[a basterd]

I read some of this, but not all of it (I don't know if that is someone's peeve...apologies but I got like 2 hours sleep last night and now have to try not to sleep at work and can't be arsed with reading a lot) so mine may have already been mentioned.

Facebook - I broke up with a girl because of facebook, it was rediculous. I'll add any other social networking site and that Twitter thing as well. Not sure if that counts as social networking and don't particularly care.

People who use the wrong word - example treat (tret) as in: you treat me badly. The word is treated, don't be a retard.

People that have a house party the night before another member of the same household starts working at 6 in the morning - what the actual fuck?!?!

[God of War]

Car Alarms - Why do people still have these things? Seriously?

Gamers - Probably even more annoying than Trekkies by far. I don't know what the fuck Red Dead Redemption is, can you stop talking about it please?

Texters - I hate talking to people who have their heads drawn to a screen texting to someone else. It's the epitome of rudeness.

Kids - Annoying, loud, stupid, intrusive, just... shut up.

People who say "just shut your brain off" - I don't want to shut my fucking brain off! A crappy movie is a crappy movie!
Amen to all of that, brother. But just one little thing...

I am a trekkie and a gamer. But I don't go to extremes. I've been into Star Trek all of my life, but I don't dress up like a Klingon and talk retarded shit to look cool. Also, I've been playing video games since I could walk. But once again, I don't sit on my ass in front of my PC 24/7 playing WOW.

You get my drift, I'm sure.

Oh, and it's; "Kids - Annoying, loud, stupid, intrusive, just shut the FUCK up!

:)

[God of War]

Some of my pet peeves.

Having to get up in the wee (pun intended) hours of the morning to take a piss. I hate that. I'm sleeping soundly, and I wake up. Why can't I just sleep for 8 hours straight, then wake up? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I get up. I hate that.

People who play shit for music and think it's the shit. Fuck up!

People who are in your face when they talk to you. Fuck off!

People who don't know who Ray Harryhausen is. BAH! :p

People who act like they know everything, but in reality, they don't know shit.

And there's a million others, but I look at it this way. I am very fortunate and lucky so far in life. I try not to take anything for granted. There's always someone much worse off than us.

[Darth Kenshin]

People who sing along to rap songs, but only rap the last 2 words or so of each line. Does that happen everywhere, or is it just a New Jersey/New York thing? I've been noticing it a lot at the gym lately, and it makes me want to scream.

Speaking of the gym, people who put a lot of weight on a machine or bar just to feel big, but have to do the exercise completely wrong to actually put it up. Any one can curl 70 lb. dumbells if they throw their back into it.

[Terminal_83]

People who talk sports with me after I explicitly state I don't like, care about, or watch sports - I love my uncle to death but he always goes on about something involving the Mets or Jets for an hour and I don't give two craps about it. Just because I have a frank and two sets of hangers, doesn't mean I'm a sports fan.

[John@$$]

Hipsters- They think anything that popular is crap. Sure lot of popular things are crap but don't be a bitch about it. You are just being narrow minded.


Talking heads-No not the band Talking Heads, I'm talking about people like Rush Limbugh, Sean Hannity, and Gleen Beck.

Bad sports fans- Please don't like so dumb, it's a fucking sport event. Don't make your fanbase look bad.

People that think shopping in stores are better- It can be for some things, but for things like movies and music, online alot better fot that type of art and entertament.

People that say hip-hop/rap take no talent- You may not like it but come on, lets see you rap. See what I did there. Because you can't shut up about it.


Race people- Like the talking heads but this time with guys like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

[Terminal_83]

People who use the word "hater." Drives me nuts.

[John@$$]

Car Alarms - Why do people still have these things? Seriously?

Gamers - Probably even more annoying than Trekkies by far. I don't know what the fuck Red Dead Redemption is, can you stop talking about it please?

Texters - I hate talking to people who have their heads drawn to a screen texting to someone else. It's the epitome of rudeness.

Kids - Annoying, loud, stupid, intrusive, just... shut up.

People who say "just shut your brain off" - I don't want to shut my fucking brain off! A crappy movie is a crappy movie!

Wat? You haven't heard of Red Dead Redemption? That game is very huge. If you aren't into video games, then I can see why you haven't heard of it.

[Terminal_83]

Wat? You haven't heard of Red Dead Redemption? That game is very huge. If you aren't into video games, then I can see why you haven't heard of it.

I honestly don't. I'm not in to video games at all save for the occasional round of Mario Kart I play with my mom on her Wii.

[Dutchman]

People who use the word "hater." Drives me nuts.

Indeed.

It means nothing. It's one of the emptiest words of the intertard culture. It's born out of people's need to refuse to acknowledge that people might actually legitimately differ with them. It's basically the end of the discussion when it's used because it reveals the person isn't worth responding to.

[Terminal_83]

Indeed.

It means nothing. It's one of the emptiest words of the intertard culture. It's born out of people's need to refuse to acknowledge that people might actually legitimately differ with them. It's basically the end of the discussion when it's used because it reveals the person isn't worth responding to.

Agreed. It's just a complete wipe out of the argument's momentum and bears no reasoning behind it. Calling someone a "Hater" just shows you're insanely ignorant.

[jackson13]

Agreed. It's just a complete wipe out of the argument's momentum and bears no reasoning behind it. Calling someone a "Hater" just shows you're insanely ignorant.

Haters.

[Terminal_83]

Haters.

PWNED!

[jolanar]

People that say hip-hop/rap take no talent- You may not like it but come on, lets see you rap. See what I did there. Because you can't shut up about it.


Totally agree. Hate when people say they could sing into the computer microphone and use auto tune to make a million dollars like a pop star does. Really? If it was that easy why haven't you done it yet!

[Monotreme]

People who use the word "hater." Drives me nuts.

Wow, I totally agree. This is one of the most annoying internet arguments I come across.

However, allow me to bring up a peeve of mine, which is kind of contradictory to Terminal's argument: I hate HATERS. What I mean is, I hate this whole (predominantly internet-oriented) sub-culture of people who think that they are "cool" if they hold an opinion that is contrary to popular opinion, for no other reason other than to be "different". This is best observed in the waves of "backlash" that strike after highly-regarded movies are released. The best recent example is The Dark Knight: When it came out, everyone was creaming their pants - critics and audiences alike. Probably because it was just a damn good film: entertaining, thought-provoking, thrilling, well-made, and just one of the most solid entertainments in recent memory. And yet, for a while in the months following its release, in some internet circles, it seemed "cool" to hate the movie. Like "oh, look at how edgy and daring my opinion is, I dare to defy popular opinion". Well, I'm sorry, but shut the FUCK up - disliking the Dark Knight for the sake of being different DOESN'T make you cool, it makes you a douchebag. Is it really that hard for people to accept that something can just be UNIVERSALLY loved? This same phenomenon happened more recently with Toy Story, albeit to a far more limited extent. But anyway yeah, I hate this shit.

[Dutchman]

continuing to waste time

[Shinigami]

I hate when the internets says 'butthurt', as in 'why is everybody so butthurt'

[Natty]

I hate when the internets says 'butthurt', as in 'why is everybody so butthurt'

YES! I just noticed this recently, but a couple of my friends do it and it really gets on my nerves (they are gay though so at least I can mock them for using the term...ha).

[Monotreme]

I've never seen that used. Until now. Good job, guys, now I'm gonna start seeing it everywhere :P

[John@$$]

I can't stand having to hear music before leaving to home. I went to summer school today( I go with the special needs kids) and I couldn't believe the amount of shit in the book. I mean stuff like Disney new stuff, Bon Jovi, and the worst of the worst country music. I rather get shoot in the ear than hear that type of music.

[fixedMind]

my intro to lit teacher used the word butthurt when discussing don johns deception of claudio in Much Ado about Nothing...am I the only one who can't see the genious that Shakspear supposedly was?

[Shinigami]

@#(*!ing headphone cords catching on every !@*(!ing thing I walk by. Oh geewiz herbet hoover it's a doorknob better catch it and yank the headphones out of my ears so I look like a moron

Fuck you loose sagging ninety year old tit headphone cords.

[the clever guy]

I hate when the internets says 'butthurt', as in 'why is everybody so butthurt'

The first time I heard that (and pretty much the only time) was on these very fucking boards. It was some cocksucker (who is no longer with us, thank Jezebel) who kept telling everyone they were getting all "butthurt" about things that were pissing them off. Seriously, that's gotta be the dumbest fucking term I've ever heard. Now I'm trying to think of that cocksuckers name....

Fucking cocksucker. SWEH-GEN!

Sorry, been watching a lot of 'Deadwood' lately...A LOT.

[John@$$]

I hate when the internets says 'butthurt', as in 'why is everybody so butthurt'

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