Foamy Your Lord & Master Rules

[Abbie Normal]

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http://www.illwillpress.com/ZC22.html

It annoys me when every store and shop I go to asks me to open up a store credit card, rewards card or donate a dollar to whatever cause they are helping. I do not need a Regal Theaters credit card. Store credit cards are for stores that sell tvs, appliances and major items, not everyday items like coffee or theater tickets.

Mark my words, it will come out one day that at least 50% of every dollar you donate and get a stupid piece of paper with your name on it that they hang on the wall goes to the company and not the cause they are collecting the money for. If any store is doing it 100% of the money should go to the cause.

The concepts behind rewards cards are stupid. Stop messing around and give people the lowest price you want to charge people upfront. Stop pretending to "give away" stuff or discounts when the card holder buys more. It is all bullshit and we are all paying for it upfront with the promise we will get a lower price or free shit that we really do not want anyway, because the really good rewards are so pie in the sky high you will never reach them.

[Homyrrh]

Yeah, they do the donations thing at the theaters a lot--often just a dollar or two. We usually just do it if the girl who's asking is cute.

[Abbie Normal]

Yeah, they do the donations thing at the theaters a lot--often just a dollar or two. We usually just do it if the girl who's asking is cute.

Theaters usually do "Kids with Cancer"

Yes, it is hard to say no to the hot chick asking for a buck, but at least try to get her number or social network site name. She says no, you say no. If she says no, she wants you to walk away as fast as possible.

You can say you only give dollars to strippers and even then it is given either between the boobs, g string or garter. 999,999/1,000,000 it won't work, but that 1 millionth time...................

[jolanar]

I'm usually hesitant to give away to charities unless I know exactly where the money is going. I want to cure cancer as much as the next guy, but I don't want to turn some doctor's 100k salary into a 150k salary.

[Homyrrh]

I'm usually hesitant to give away to charities unless I know exactly where the money is going. I want to cure cancer as much as the next guy, but I don't want to turn some doctor's 100k salary into a 150k salary.
That's difficult to do with $1. ;)

[Abbie Normal]

Anyone watch the clip?

http://www.illwillpress.com/ZC22.html

[Abbie Normal]

http://www.illwillpress.com/cremation22.html


I want this to be done to me too!