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john_rambo
07-12-2009, 03:42 PM
Some things in life we will never understand, here is where you ask the important questions here are some of mine.

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

If Wonder Woman's jet is invisible how does she know where it is?

How come Goofy gets to live in a house, drive a car, and socialize while Pluto gets stuck in a doghouse?

How come no matter how much you chew it, corn comes out whole?

Got any?
Darth Kenshin
07-12-2009, 04:03 PM
why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?
John Galt
07-12-2009, 07:39 PM
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why are people in the U.S.A. younger than middle age allowing the government to tax them for Social Security, when they will never see any of that money?
Nima
07-12-2009, 07:46 PM
Why do women laugh whenever I take off my pants during sexy-time?
Badbird
07-13-2009, 12:16 AM
Why is there a hot-water heater when you don't need to heat hot water?
SchizoidManiac
07-23-2009, 08:09 PM
I dont know for sure if this is true, But...why are you not allowed to drive without shoes?
Homyrrh
07-23-2009, 11:53 PM
I dont know for sure if this is true, But...why are you not allowed to drive without shoes?
You've never driven a rental, eh?

If guns kill people, do spoons make people obese?
Abbie Normal
07-23-2009, 11:56 PM
How many licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop?
SchizoidManiac
07-25-2009, 06:47 PM
There is a village where the barber shaves all those and only those who do not shave themselves. Who shaves the barber?


(Maybe someone not from the village)