QUIT CALLIN ME JUNIOR

[QUENTIN]

HEY I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW LONG OR HOW MANY POSTS OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO BECOME A SENIOR SCHMOE OR WHATEVER YOU'LL CALL IT

[DarkLight]

Yes, but being called a 'junior' at my age surely is a compliment!

[JoBlo]

The secret number of posts is 30, Quent!

Anyone posting a minimum of 30 messages on JoBlo's Chathouse gets an automatic seniority boost from "junior schmoe" to an official "senior schmoe"... /ubb/smile.gif

Pretty kewl, eh...?

Okay, maybe not that exciting, but there it is.

[JoBlo]

Incidentally, Quent. I just wanted to let you know that using ALL CAPS on chat/message boards means that you ARE SHOUTING!!

Just a note to help make your experience at the JoBlo Chathouse a more memorable one.

Enjoy, kids... /ubb/smile.gif

[QUENTIN]

I am aware that all caps usually means shouting but that is just how I write everything. But it's your chat board so I won't do it anymore. thanks for the message /ubb/smile.gif

[Sidney_Prescott7]

arent we all junior shmoes if you think about it?

I have no idea why I just said that..it just had a ring to it. WE'RE ALL SHMOES IN THIS CRAZY MIXED UP MESSAGE BOARD!

::shuts up::

Stephanie

[PackBacker]

I want some of what sidney there is drinking.

[HomerSimpson]

She's on crack /ubb/smile.gif

[leeloo]

What comes after senior shmoe???

[movies35]

Sorry, but I was looking through old threads, and found this funny now. I know it will be closed now, but I still think it is funny.

[Romero&Juliet]

hrmmm, looks like QUentin's got himself a stalker... ;)



...Lock up the bunny rabbits!

[Cyclonus]

I imagine Quentin will be embarassed/amused when he stumbles on this. It doesn't even seem like the same guy. But it was three years ago after all.

[Nate6]

Whoa...classic JoBlo. Good stuff...

[bob]

Wow, this was one of the first messages ever posted on the board once it switched into the new format (not THIS new format, a long ago new format). This is crazy, indeed.

[Invincible]

LOL, this is a funny thread...cuz you get to see the 'childish' side of Quentin, hehe. :D

By the way Quentin...

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/capslock.gif

;)

[Invincible]

Originally posted by JoBlo

Just a note to help make your experience at the JoBlo Chathouse a more memorable one.


LOL, back then it was Chathouse ;) heheh

[Hannibal21]

Very kool thread...I remember how 'childish' I was when I first joined.

[blankpage]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Very kool thread...I remember how 'childish' I was when I first joined.



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[Tom Samborski]

It's weird because that's actually a post by QUENTIN, he sure has improved on his grammar and punctuation IMO.

[QUENTIN]

ME THINK THREAD FUNNY REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST FEW DAYS ON BOARD GOOD TIMES THOSE WERE!

[Frank the Tank]

I haven't even been here a month yet and I'm already a senior, so that means either I'm lazy or I post in the movie tournaments forum too much.

[Jon Lyrik]

I stumbled into this one while browsin' the back a few weeks ago.

HI I AM JON LYRIK. QUIT CALLIN ME SUPER!

[movies35]

Originally posted by Frank the Tank
I haven't even been here a month yet and I'm already a senior, so that means either I'm lazy or I post in the movie tournaments forum too much.

Back "then" they didn't have too many forums and not too many people. So there wasn't that much posting... I think...

[QUENTIN]

Originally posted by movies35
Back "then" they didn't have too many forums and not too many people. So there wasn't that much posting... I think...

That's right, I was the first senior schmoe actually and I think that took maybe 2 or 3 weeks to achieve, originally there were only 6 forums and maybe two dozen people so things went by a lot slower...

[movies35]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
That's right, I was the first senior schmoe actually and I think that took maybe 2 or 3 weeks to achieve, originally there were only 6 forums and maybe two dozen people so things went by a lot slower...

Look how far we've come!

[notchreturns]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
HEY I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW LONG OR HOW MANY POSTS OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO BECOME A SENIOR SCHMOE OR WHATEVER YOU'LL CALL IT


Stop screaming!!!!!


Sorry, you know I couldn't resist, dude! :D

[ColinM]

lol (but not at Quentin, with him)

Funny stuff.

[The Claw]

Woah.

[Cyclonus]

*ahem* I sure hope that none of my earliest posts were that embarassing. :o

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by movies35
Look how far we've come!

Indeed!

[QUENTIN]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
*ahem* I sure hope that none of my earliest posts were that embarassing. :o

Don't worry, they were. I was quite suprised that in your picture you didn't look like the Creature From The Black Lagoon after the first 6 months of posting were more or less about virginity and love of Transformers (funny how those two always coincide :))

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
(funny how those two always coincide :))

AM I the only person who wonders why geekdom stereotypicalness also has virginity in the mix?

[Jon Lyrik]

And I also noticed we have a couple of the first schmoes on this thread: HomerSimpson (#6) and DarkLight (#4)

[Cyclonus]

Yeah, I sure got all worked up about my virginity back then. Still am, but I don't post about it anymore.

The only question now is how to break it to everyone else when the big day arrives.

[bowieee]

:)

Gotta love the dusty archives.

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by bowieee
:)

Gotta love the dusty archives.

Yep.

I encourange my fellow schmoes to dust off the old threads and bumpity bump 'em back up!

[Psychocandy]

This is some funny shite!!! :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Everybody say...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

:)

[cYmOrG]

awwwwww

when do you become a Super Schmoe?

[Jon Lyrik]

Originally posted by cYmOrG
awwwwww

when do you become a Super Schmoe?

Once you reach 1000 posts.

Infant Schmoe: 0-49 posts
Junior Schmoe: 50-249 posts
Senior Schmoe: 250-999 posts
Super Schmoe: 1,000-9,999 posts
King of All Schmoes: 10,000+ posts

[bob]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
That's right, I was the first senior schmoe actually and I think that took maybe 2 or 3 weeks to achieve, originally there were only 6 forums and maybe two dozen people so things went by a lot slower...

Yeah, I remember I thought that you only needed to get 15 to be a senior schmoe, but you needed 30, so I tried to post a whole bunch to get 15 more posts, and I actually couldn't!

C'mon, Quent, let's reminisce. Class of '00 Rules!!

[QUENTIN]

Originally posted by bob
Yeah, I remember I thought that you only needed to get 15 to be a senior schmoe, but you needed 30, so I tried to post a whole bunch to get 15 more posts, and I actually couldn't!

C'mon, Quent, let's reminisce. Class of '00 Rules!!

Everybody from the double O, throw your mothefucking hands up and say "Whoa!"... Two cool old cats that are still around, as are screamer581, PackBacker, and Tuukka.

[JustinKing665]

I love cheetos, cheetos are the opposite of gay.

[Invincible]

Originally posted by JustinKing665
I love cheetos, cheetos are the opposite of gay.

OMG...
http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/soooghey.jpg

[Hannibal21]

YES I'M IN THE TOP 25 POSTERS BUT I STILL NEED TO WORK HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD IF I WANT TO BECOME THE KING OF SCHMOES BUT I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHEN THAT WILL HAPPEN........maybe in a few years or so?

[bob]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
YES I'M IN THE TOP 25 POSTERS BUT I STILL NEED TO WORK HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD IF I WANT TO BECOME THE KING OF SCHMOES BUT I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHEN THAT WILL HAPPEN........maybe in a few years or so?

Phhhhh....who cares about number of posts? It's all about seniority now that this thread has come back to attention.:cool:

[screamer581]

Hah, this thread is a real hoot! I know I sound like an old man, but damn, those were the good ol days!:D Man, I would be scared to see some of my old posts.

[movies35]

Wow, I am surprised JoBlo didn't close this yet...

[Tuukka]

Originally posted by QUENTIN
Everybody from the double O, throw your mothefucking hands up and say "Whoa!"... Two cool old cats that are still around, as are screamer581, PackBacker, and Tuukka.

You forgot Stefanb who doesn't post so much anymore but is still lurking around. I think I saw him posting last week the last time...

But yes, it has to be said that each and every one of the old-timers have developed their conservational skills quite a lot during the last three years. I get a bit embarrased myself on some of my old posts...

[Renegade Master]

Tuukka - Then

"You have to remember that I'm a person who LOVED Charlie's Angels, despite the extreme silliness and cheesiness of the film. Spy Kids looks like a kiddie version of James Bond crossed with Charlie's Angels. In other words: It look like a helluva lot of cheesy fun!"

Tuukka - Now

"I get a bit embarrased myself on some of my old posts..."



Now why would you get embarassed about some of your old posts?:D

[syxxpac]

I remember my first posts. *wipes a stray tear off of cheek reminiscing* I was defending Collateral Damage and Resident Evil. I guess I could've been (and still could) be a super hero called the BAD MOVIE DEFENDER.

Of course, 'round these parts I reckon I'd be more of an archvillain than a "hero". So in that case, who shall be the Superman to my Lex Luthor? Bwahahahaha! I will defeat you, whoever you may be!

:D

[James Logan]

Ah, Quent...you were cutter then than all grown-up. ;)

[dh1989]

Originally posted by syxxpac
I remember my first posts. *wipes a stray tear off of cheek reminiscing* I was defending Collateral Damage and Resident Evil.

My story is similar. I joined to defend Battlefield Earth (Which IS a bad movie, but still very fun) and The Beach (Which I STILL don't understand why some bash it without mercy).

Anywho, this post by QUENTIN was hilarious. It seems like a whole different person. He has become much less mature over the years.... ;)

[dannywalker17]

Yeah I joined to defend Pearl Harbor (and I still stand by my opinion) back a little over two years ago now. This thread is funny. I didn't realize how old it was at first and I was like "why would Quentin say something like that--and in all caps?" lol I need to look at some of my first posts and see how stupid they are.

[bob]

Yeah, my advice to anyone who's been here for a while is to search their posts and then go to the very first page. It's pretty funny. I have a couple of posts saying that I liked Road Trip. Hee-hee....

[Raw Chili]

I remember when I first came around I defended Friday the 13th flicks I think, now usually I just stick with list's, and tournaments from time to time whenever I'm around. Maybe I should contribute a little more.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by movies35
Wow, I am surprised JoBlo didn't close this yet...

Same here, Jo would say What The...............
CLICK! CLOSED THREAD!

[FeverDog420]

I first was on the Horror (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27696) boards, talking about Anguish.

[Hannibal21]

I remember when I first joined, I LOVED Spider-Man and put it vey high on my 'top movies' list. :eek: WTF was I thinking?! :rolleyes: I wasn't so crazy about Kidman when I first joined until two months later, I think. In fact, when I first joined I was still in love with Michelle Pfeiffer. Ahh, the good ol' days....

[Nachokoolaid]

I joined to find some more folks to praise Lord of the Rings with. I found them. Although there are probably an equal number of folks that dislike it. At least it's better than going to AICN's boards.

[Tom Samborski]

I remember when I was mostly a new schmoe, and I almost got banned after I posted a script in the filmmaking/screenwriting forum called "The Worst Movie In The World". I also typed another bad script called "Supermarket" in that same forum. The schmoes hated it, and I thought it was pretty crappy as well.

[The Delfonics]

Lol, QUENTINs first 7 posts on this board were all done in caps. Probably why his name is in caps and why we have a forum rule about it :)

[Jim H]

I am aware that all caps usually means shouting but that is just how I write everything. But it's your chat board so I won't do it anymore. thanks for the message

Sorry QUENTIN, but it's just childish to do that.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[pineapple]

i looked at my foolish posts a second ago and i made myself really mad. First off i must of been drunk when i posted those cause i don't remember them. I broke so many rules, that i would have been banned 50 times and to top that i was always posting in the filmaking forums desperate for attention. Oh movie god strile me down. so anyways, i just wanted to say im sorry to any schmoe i have annoyed or have mentally hurt them in any way.

[RicochetShaw]

lol, i read this thread a while ago too, weird seeing it. I think i have the best "first post":D ...

you may have to scroll down for it, but you can see it here (http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=170599#post170599)

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by RicochetShaw
lol, i read this thread a while ago too, weird seeing it. I think i have the best "first post":D ...




Ric, you said so much. With so little words. Great, great job. :cool:

[Jim H]

In that ancient thread..

Supposedly he lifted some of the story from "City of Fire"

He didn't just lift it - he practically copied it scene for scene in a lot of cases. It even has the guy who befriends the undercover cop shooting two cops through the windshield of a police vehicle with two pistols.

Well, I'm exaggerating. City on Fire doesn't have the out-of-order storytelling like Reservoir Dogs, but it is VERY obviously the same story. It also has more background on the characters. Unsurprisingly, it ends differently, reflecting different values about honor and loyalty.

QT is obviously a big fan of Chinese cinema (Kill Bill, just look at the trailer), so it's not really a ripoff so much as a different take on an identical story, IMO.

Reservoir Dogs is a superior film though.

[Cyclonus]

This is my first post ever. Not too bad.

http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=319953#post319953

[SLAW]

I am in no way apart of ths website's past, but am a crucial element to its future. You'll see...

[Jim H]

http://joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=39229&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

There's mine. Of course, mine was only 7 or 8 months ago. :D

[Jon Lyrik]

My first post was on Ren & STimpy DVDs, I think. I'll have to dust off the archives...

EDIT: Yup, here it is. Scroll down a bit, those were the days (6 months ago)... (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43140)

I'll feel like a crusty fart 3 years from now when a thread from '03 pops back up with my name on it.

[Jon Lyrik]

Hey bob!

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=20802