My name is kerryanne.... and I rented a stupid movies

[kerryanne]

My name is kerryanne, and ...um..uh...I rented a stupid movie. All my friends told me not to, they warned me against the dangers...but I just didn't listen. They all told me how stupid it would be, but I just couldn't resist the temptaion. I thought, maybe, just maybe, Battlefield Earth would be good, maybe I would see something in it that nobody else did. But, I was wrong...soo soo wrong. I couldn't stop though, even after the first 3 minutes. You think that you would know when it's getting bad...but I kept watching. I started struggling, fighting the urge to watch just one more minute, and before I knew it 5 minutes had passed. ...I kept on saying to myself...just turn it off, turn it off...but I was in too deep. After 15 minutes, I started crying screaming to myself...for godsake kerryanne, just turn it off. Then I remebered you schmoes... and he saved me from the dark tunnel I was about to down that would ruin my perception of John Travolta all together...Although I am not cured...I feel like a stronger person and I survived the most horrible 15 minutes of my life... and as long as I remeber the schmoes words of wisdom, I hope that I never go down that dark path again.

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[*veers*]

A close call kerryanne another 10 mins and your brain would've been Hubbard's minions' plaything.

[Rindy]

I would consider watching that movie for ONE reason: Barry Pepper.

But I still haven't talked myself into it yet.

R.

[fllatt]

I was one of the fools that went and saw it in the theatre. Dumbass mistake on my part. My problem was trying to incorporate the movie against the book. Don't see the movie, read the book, it's much better, just a little longer.

[DaN]

Dear sweet GOD kerryanne! Are you Ok? I would suggest seeing a doctor, surgeon, chiropractor, and psychiatrist to get over that! I'm just kidding. Hey, I had to sit through the whole movie. But it was in the thaters that makes it a bit easier to stand. Maybe. or I'm just crazy. yea. I'm pretty sure it's the crazy point.

[TobyDammit]

Kerryanne, confession truely is good for the soul. The important thing is you survived, you will be all the stronger for it.

[Raena]

I've been warned too many times not to go see or rent this flick. Then, the other day, my dad saw it and LIKED it.

So maybe I'll go rent it.

[kerryanne]

Raena...for god's sake DON'T!!!!!!!!!!

[Brock Landers]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACRED...! DON'T WATCH THIS CRAP! Or you'll end up living in an old van down by the river and giving inspirational speeches to doobie doobie dumbass Sandler fans...don't ask...

[kerryanne]

Sorry Brock, but I'm asking. What?

[Brock Landers]

I'll just say that it involved these things kerryanne:

- 1 copy "Battlefield Earth"
- 1 copy "The Waterboy"
- 2 phat joints
- 1 copy SNL's "Best of Chris Farley"
- 1 fifth Yukon Jack
- 1 fifth Southern Comfort
- 3 white guys in their 20's
- 1 After Midnight Beer Run
- 1 Abandoned van down by the river
- 1 package crystal meth

Mix ingredients together over 12+ hr. allnighter.

Simmer. Repeat. Serve...

[kerryanne]

Ooooh...I understand. Thanks for the clarification.

[JoBlo]

Battlefield Earth = underrated romp

Discuss amongst yourselves... /ubb/smile.gif

[R. P. McMurphy]

I bragged to all my friends that I knew JoBlo personally (which I don't of course), and talk to him all the time, after I found out him and his site was plugged on the back of the B:E DVD. My friends said that was nothing to be proud of. Talk amongst yourselves. /ubb/wink.gif

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