ANTBond007
08-09-2000, 04:23 PM
In a story sure to shock the foundation of entertainment, George Lucas' original treatment for the second chapter in the Star Wars saga has hit the internet.
Star Wars: Episode II: Advantages of the Force features young Anakin Skywalker finding his lot in life with his Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
After failing the trials to become a Jedi Knight at age 18, young Anakin leaves Obi-Wan and becomes an outcast. Upon traveling through the galaxy, he comes upon the planet Mandalore.
Mandalore is a beautiful planet. Lush jungles. Grand cities. A strong military. But at night, the planet becomes a giant club; one of casinos and prostitution.
Realizing that he is the goods, young Anakin applies to star in the porn film "A Jedi's Nights". After hours of auditioning and a screentest with star Oiyla Laarsa, Anakin gets the main part.
Rehearsing takes days of vigorous training with "stunt coordinator" Boba Fett, but soon they are ready to shoot.
Anakin films several "adventurous" scenes, and the film is nearly complete; save for the climax. Filming the "giant scene" is to be done in Mos Espa on Tatooine.
After landing on the planet, Anakin remembers his past and goes to free his mother. He does, but the Mandalores are enraged that he left their set. Anakin wins a battle against them, but he discovered their beauty secret; cloning of models.
Hoping to destroy Anakin's porno career, as well as trying to save face that Anakin WALKED off of the set, Boba Fett offically fires Anakin.
Angered that this may hurt his reputation, Anakin hurries to Coruscant with his mother. There he tells the Jedi of the underground porn industry and of the cloning. After gaining permission from Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, the Jedi declare war on the Mandalores and the clones.
Months later, one lonely night on Naboo, young Queen Amidala is bored. Looking for a little "self action", she turns on her television to the "PlayGirl Galactic Network". There they are playing an edited version of "A Jedi's Nights", with a stunt double for the final scene.
Turned on by Anakin's "performance", Amidala calls for him to Naboo. As he arrives, they are immediately married; much to the distress of Shmi. And so ends Star Wars: Episode II: Advantages of the Force.
Star Wars: Episode II: Advantages of the Force features young Anakin Skywalker finding his lot in life with his Jedi Master, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
After failing the trials to become a Jedi Knight at age 18, young Anakin leaves Obi-Wan and becomes an outcast. Upon traveling through the galaxy, he comes upon the planet Mandalore.
Mandalore is a beautiful planet. Lush jungles. Grand cities. A strong military. But at night, the planet becomes a giant club; one of casinos and prostitution.
Realizing that he is the goods, young Anakin applies to star in the porn film "A Jedi's Nights". After hours of auditioning and a screentest with star Oiyla Laarsa, Anakin gets the main part.
Rehearsing takes days of vigorous training with "stunt coordinator" Boba Fett, but soon they are ready to shoot.
Anakin films several "adventurous" scenes, and the film is nearly complete; save for the climax. Filming the "giant scene" is to be done in Mos Espa on Tatooine.
After landing on the planet, Anakin remembers his past and goes to free his mother. He does, but the Mandalores are enraged that he left their set. Anakin wins a battle against them, but he discovered their beauty secret; cloning of models.
Hoping to destroy Anakin's porno career, as well as trying to save face that Anakin WALKED off of the set, Boba Fett offically fires Anakin.
Angered that this may hurt his reputation, Anakin hurries to Coruscant with his mother. There he tells the Jedi of the underground porn industry and of the cloning. After gaining permission from Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, the Jedi declare war on the Mandalores and the clones.
Months later, one lonely night on Naboo, young Queen Amidala is bored. Looking for a little "self action", she turns on her television to the "PlayGirl Galactic Network". There they are playing an edited version of "A Jedi's Nights", with a stunt double for the final scene.
Turned on by Anakin's "performance", Amidala calls for him to Naboo. As he arrives, they are immediately married; much to the distress of Shmi. And so ends Star Wars: Episode II: Advantages of the Force.