pearl harbor ahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[sunrisebeach]

PEARL HARBOR IA AN OVER FLOWING SHIT HEEP OF A MOVIE THAT YOU
CAN SMELL FROM THE TICKET BOOTH. IF I WAS SPIDERMAN I WOULD
HAVE SENSED THAT 900,000,000,000 Lb's OF RAT SHIT WAITING FOR ME IF
THE THEATRE LABLED, "SHIT HARBOR" I MEAN PEARL HARBOR. I WISH I
COULD SEE DEAD PEOPLE, LIKE IN THAT GOOD MOVIE THE SIXTH SENSE,
BECAUSE THEN I WOULD'EV BEEN ABLE TO SEE ALL THE SOULS OF THE
PEOPLE THAT KILLED THEMSELVES WITH THEIR OWN SHOELASES, TO
ESCAPE THIS FUCKING ATROCETY OF A MOVIE, THAT RIVELED THE
HOLOCAUST, TIMES TEN, ON FIRE FALLING OFF A FUCKING CLIFF INTO A
NEVER ENDING VAST FEILD OF SHIT! AND THAT IS SUGER COATING IT.
I HATE BEN ASSLICK, I HATE JERRY BUTTFUCKER, I HATE MICHEAL GAY.
FUCK! I HATE EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THIS SHIT PILE, I MEAN MOVIE.
CHRIST ,THIS MOVIE MADE ME WANT TO EAT MY OWN SHIT, JUST TO GET
THE TASTE OF THIS MOVIE OUT OF MY MOUTH. I WOULD GLADLY EAT MY
OWN SHIT COVERED WITH THE GUTS OF LEPERS, THAN WATCH THIS
MOVIE EVER AGAIN! I WOULD RATHER RUN BAMBOO SHOOTS UP MY
FINGER NAILS WHILE PLAYING CATCH THE FALLING HOUSES , THAN EVER
WATCH THIS MOVIE AGAIN. I WOULD RATHER BE STRANDED ON AN
ISLAND OF PURE SHIT WITH ONLY THE SWEAT OF AN EMENSLY LARGE
ROMANIAN MAN TO DRINK, THAN EVER SEE PEARL HARBOR AGAIN!

[Ender]

Everyone relax. It appears that Sunrisebeach has had a massive coronary while posting. Do not be alarmed, paramedics are on there way.
I agree with you about the movie, but have you considered drinking decaf from now on?

[inglourious basterd]

Didn't Michael "Gay" Bay die before the film was released? Perhaps after reading the script, he "hung himself with his shoelaces".

Anyways...i wouldnt mind watching sunrise eat his own shit (in order to prevent him from watching this movie again).

[Ebert]

This movie was a flaming pile of fucking shit!

The only good part was the action but that got ruined because of the PG-13 rating!

When I go to a War Movie I don't wanna see a fucking Soap Opera! I wanna see Blood,Guts and Gore!

And it would've been better if BEN AFFLECK was decapitated by a HUGE PIECE OF FUCKING SHRAPNEL!!!

[Ender]

There is one thing I liked about Pearl Harbor. When Affleck is with the British and is dogfighting the Germans, he quotes Star Wars a few times. The words "Good shot Red Two" actually leave his mouth. I thought it was hilarious, but no one else in the theatre seemed to notice. Other than that, crap.

[Mark]

Sunrisebeach,

YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO POST YOUR OPINIONS, YOU REALLY SHOULD MAKE THEM MORE CLEAR. I CAN'T TELL WETHER YOU LIKED THIS MOVIE OR NOT.

psudoazn,

Are you sure you're feeling all right?

Ebert,

If you really only go to war movies to see blood, guts, and gore. You should get in touch with Senator Liberman, I'm sure he'd love to make you his poster boy.

Ender,

During the Battle of Britian the Eagle Squadron would split in to 3 groups of 4 planes: Red Group, White Group, and Blue Group. So the line "Nice shooting Red 2!" is historicaly accurate and not a quote from Star Wars. This is why no one else in the theater noticed.

Thankyou and goodnight.

[Ender]

Huh. I guess I know more about movies than I do about history. I always suspected as much anyway.

[lunchbox20]

Wow, have ANY of you noticed just how much Ben Affleck SUCKS when he plays the hero in a Movie? Just like his acting, albeit BAD, in Pearl Harbor, it was just as bad in Bounce, Shakesphere in Love, and Armageddon. Ironically, he better plays a total JERK-OFF in such movies as Dogma and Mallrats.

What really gets my vote of confidence in how much this movie sucks, is the fact that when they advertised it months back, THEY NEVER MENTIONED A SAPPY-AND-GAY-LIKE-TITANIC LOVE STORY!!!! I EXPECTED HARDCORE ASS-WHOMPING FROM THOSE ROCK GARDEN TENDIN' JAPS ON THOSE DUMBASS AMERICAN BLIND F**KS (pardon my use of deroggatory words) I HOPE THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING THIS GET BEATEN UP BY THE LEGIONS OF PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO EXPECT MORE FROM HOLLYWOOD THESE DAYS.
Thank you for reading this, I hope u enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing this.

[Ebert]

Hey Mark,

"If you really only go to war movies to see blood, guts, and gore. You should get in touch with Senator Liberman, I'm sure he'd love to make you his poster boy. "

Is it so wrong to wanna see gory war Movies?!

That's the reason why I liked Saving Private Ryan! Not because of the gore and shit like that!

It's because It showed you,as Spielberg intended, to show you what OMAHA BEACH was really like!

If Joe Lieberman doesn't agree with that he can kiss my ass!

[This message has been edited by Ebert (edited 07-12-2001).]

[Horror whore]

AHH!! They should've burned the reels!!!