stefanb
03-27-2002, 08:07 PM
DISCLAIMER: If you are easily offended by foul language, you may wish to move along to the next posting, and skip right over this one...
So, was I the only guy watching the Oscars who heard myself saying the phrase, "That's fuckin' disgusting" every 30 seconds? No seriously, what in the blue flying hell happened to the women of Hollywood?!?!? By the time Jennifer Connelly graced the red carpet, I was sure I knew the answer to what must be puzzling all of North America (I assume puzzling not just myself)... Surely, Steven Spielberg is getting ready to make a film, staring all the women of Hollywood (except Rosanne Arnold), about pure white women being held in Jewish concentration camps deep in the heart of Ethiopia... or some shit like that, no? Come on.... he MUST be, and all these women are just getting ready for their part in the movie... I sure hope he is. What else could explain the fact that, to be blunt, the women of Hollywood are ugly. I mean it. It's DISGUSTING. My ex was 5'7", only 115lbs, and would look fat next to these freaky hollyweird women. They are, most certainly, some of the worst looking people on earth. they're all too thin and it looks sick. Well, not all, just say, 70% of them. Okay, 80%
http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/1.jpg
Many people don't think that Halle Berry deserved her 'Best Actress' Oscar, but I (quite frankly) think she deserves an award of some sort just for being the only woman in the building I would willingly think about while having a left-handed fantacy. It's pretty sad when Whoopie Goldberg and Oprah wide-ass Winfrey are the only healthy looking woman in the building.
http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/2.jpg
Basically every woman there has starved her skinny ass to the point where, to look at, she's absolutely fucking repugnant. Good God in Heaven, what in the hell happened to Jennifer Connelly's tits? Did she have a tragic knitting accident and let all the air out? Only a year or two ago she was one seriously hot woman. Now, I think that if she had a dark tan, you could cover her in flies and put her in one of those "3rd world, feed the children" commercials. With $10,000+ dresses, was there no room left in the budget for food?!?
http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/3.jpg
Look at this last set of pictures... What the hell happened to that skinny bitch on the far right side? Are those your ribs, or did you swallow a mother-fuckin' xylophone for lunch? With all the millions of dollars flying around Hollywood, I find it hard to believe that you can't afford a damn happy meal at McDonalds. I've never believed all this shit about the way women think they (need to/should) look based on what's in the media, but I'm starting to believe it. It's sick when the most glamorous women in the country are, by far, the most disgusting. Marilyn Monroe was 140 lbs, and a size 12. Today, in Hollyweird I suspect that only Rosie O'Donnell is fatter.
I'm not asking for whale-ladies, but for god's sake... put some butter on your bread women, because you're making us all sick with your 65-pound, size-1 asses. this just isn't right. Where's the common sense in everyone gone? Where's the producers and directors who can look at some actress and tell what actually looks good to those of us in the real world? Where the fuck is Angelina Jolie when you need her?!?!? (http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/4.jpg) oh, there she is... yea... that's the shit I'm talking about. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
...ahhhh... that feels better now.
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[This message has been edited by stefanb (edited 03-27-2002).]
So, was I the only guy watching the Oscars who heard myself saying the phrase, "That's fuckin' disgusting" every 30 seconds? No seriously, what in the blue flying hell happened to the women of Hollywood?!?!? By the time Jennifer Connelly graced the red carpet, I was sure I knew the answer to what must be puzzling all of North America (I assume puzzling not just myself)... Surely, Steven Spielberg is getting ready to make a film, staring all the women of Hollywood (except Rosanne Arnold), about pure white women being held in Jewish concentration camps deep in the heart of Ethiopia... or some shit like that, no? Come on.... he MUST be, and all these women are just getting ready for their part in the movie... I sure hope he is. What else could explain the fact that, to be blunt, the women of Hollywood are ugly. I mean it. It's DISGUSTING. My ex was 5'7", only 115lbs, and would look fat next to these freaky hollyweird women. They are, most certainly, some of the worst looking people on earth. they're all too thin and it looks sick. Well, not all, just say, 70% of them. Okay, 80%
http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/1.jpg
Many people don't think that Halle Berry deserved her 'Best Actress' Oscar, but I (quite frankly) think she deserves an award of some sort just for being the only woman in the building I would willingly think about while having a left-handed fantacy. It's pretty sad when Whoopie Goldberg and Oprah wide-ass Winfrey are the only healthy looking woman in the building.
http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/2.jpg
Basically every woman there has starved her skinny ass to the point where, to look at, she's absolutely fucking repugnant. Good God in Heaven, what in the hell happened to Jennifer Connelly's tits? Did she have a tragic knitting accident and let all the air out? Only a year or two ago she was one seriously hot woman. Now, I think that if she had a dark tan, you could cover her in flies and put her in one of those "3rd world, feed the children" commercials. With $10,000+ dresses, was there no room left in the budget for food?!?
http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/3.jpg
Look at this last set of pictures... What the hell happened to that skinny bitch on the far right side? Are those your ribs, or did you swallow a mother-fuckin' xylophone for lunch? With all the millions of dollars flying around Hollywood, I find it hard to believe that you can't afford a damn happy meal at McDonalds. I've never believed all this shit about the way women think they (need to/should) look based on what's in the media, but I'm starting to believe it. It's sick when the most glamorous women in the country are, by far, the most disgusting. Marilyn Monroe was 140 lbs, and a size 12. Today, in Hollyweird I suspect that only Rosie O'Donnell is fatter.
I'm not asking for whale-ladies, but for god's sake... put some butter on your bread women, because you're making us all sick with your 65-pound, size-1 asses. this just isn't right. Where's the common sense in everyone gone? Where's the producers and directors who can look at some actress and tell what actually looks good to those of us in the real world? Where the fuck is Angelina Jolie when you need her?!?!? (http://www.lfchosting.com/regflycl/x/skin/4.jpg) oh, there she is... yea... that's the shit I'm talking about. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
...ahhhh... that feels better now.
http://142.165.49.53/images/sig.gif
[This message has been edited by stefanb (edited 03-27-2002).]