My idea for a movie starring JoBlo

[The Fleshy Membrane]

YES! I think "Berge" or whatever his fucking name is should star in his own fucking movie, fuck.

It should be called, "Fat Fucks Strike Back Part Five: FUCK Am I Fat!".

It should be about this big fat drooling retard guy, "Berge", who basically sits around all day being a fat fuck, and drooling into his wheelchair and saying, "Fuck am I fat! I wish I weren't so damned fat and retarded, so that I could get laid! Even this disfigured kid with tourettes syndrome that I used to know is getting more sex than me!", and what not.

By the way: FUCK!

[The Fleshy Membrane]

By the way, if you would like to, please block me. Can your fucking fingers fuck the fuck fuck I can't be bothered to complete this sentance

Just fucking block me already, Bergey-Berge! Ya Fuck!

[Common Sense Man]

Wow when did Harry register on this board.

See you around loser!

Out..............................

[This message has been edited by Common Sense Man (edited 06-16-2002).]

[The Fleshy Membrane]

I have sex with animals.... dead animals at like. But even I, a fucking weirdo, am not as fucked in the fucking fuck-face as you, you fucking fuck. Oh, and, cunts to you all.

That's right, by the fucking way, I am fucking Harry. Blame Harry, a'ight m'bitches? That fat fuck Berge can go right ahead and blame Harry. Go! Fuck.


*Fuck

[The Fleshy Membrane]

A joke:


q: Why is Berge such a cunt?
a: I don't know, he just is!


:-D

[The Fleshy Membrane]

Test, to see if I'm banned yet.

[The Professional]

it must be tough being so gay and mature.

[The Fleshy Membrane]

So is everybody on the forum homophobic?

[Odd Ball]

I think this guy has seen "Blue Velvet" one too many times, but if he talks about bulky people, then he's either one...or just plain weird...and sound so juvenile as well....

[The Fleshy Membrane]

When you say, "Bulky People", do you mean to say, "Fat Fucks like Blow Jo"?

[TheFrost]

one question, whats your problem?

[Bryce Canyon]

Actually, I saw a picture of Joblo. He doesn't look fat. You want fat, look at Harry Knowles.

Oh wait! You're not serious, you're just an immature asshole who is trying to turn this board into one at AICN.

[gordzilla]

It's probably some little dumbass kid who's showing off to his dumbass friends (that is if he's got any), on a computer that his dumbass parents got for him.

In short he's a no life, low life, DUMBASS.

[APzombie]

it's best not to inslult back, just let him type his way into getting banned...

[Bryce Canyon]

Flesh Membrane is a tough guy! He don't take no shit from nobody online, and he's probably the biggest and baddest motherfucker you'll ever meet! Well, online, that is. In real life, he's just another scrawny 16-year old who is routinely beat up and forced to drink motor oil at school. However, as soon as he logs onto mom's AOL account, he instantly becomes one violent and aggressive guy, ready to kick your ass at the slightest provocation. Be warned: he has the ability to find your address, hunt you down, and kill you at the drop of a hat! Well, that's what he'll claim at least. In reality, mom probably won't let him drive the family station wagon all the way to your house, so you're fairly safe.

[The Fleshy Membrane]

The person who posted last: All that is true. I DO have the ability to hunt you down and kill you, and I AM one badass mother fucker.

However, I live in England, and the youngest you are allowed to drive is 17, and I'm 14. Oh shit, I have to go, my little sister needs to use AOL. I don't want to leave though. I'll get beaten up in this cruel "real-world".

By the way, you're all fat fucks, just like Blow Jo.

[Bryce Canyon]

I can't wait until JoBlo gets in here, reads all this, and then blocks this guy. That will be fucking funny.

[The Fleshy Membrane]

I wonder if you've read the topics where I say that I WANT to be blocked? Because if so, you would know that I agree with you (even though you are a fat fuck, just like Blow Jo).

[Bryce Canyon]

I KNOW you want to be blocked, asshole. The only question is, why?

[The Fleshy Membrane]

It makes me feel like a big-man.

[Bryce Canyon]

I guess someone with a small dicks always wants to feel big, don't they?

[The Fleshy Membrane]

...momma says, even though I have a baby-dick, "..it's better than being a fat-fuck".

[inglourious basterd]

Stop posting in these threads and he will stop responding to you. Its as simple as that..

[The Fleshy Membrane]

As simple... as.... that.

You heard the man: Shut the fuck up!

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Hah ha there's always one on the internet who trys to start a little e-beef.

Why don't you take your JoBlo shrine down and face facts...your'e his biggest fan. You posting on this board makes you a fat fuck like the rest of us.

If this board is full of fat, retarded people why the hell do you keep posting on here? Why don't you take your dick out of your mouth and get a life motherfucker.

You're giving us Brits a bad name bitch.

[Tuukka]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by psudoazn:
Stop posting in these threads and he will stop responding to you. Its as simple as that..</font>

[The Fleshy Membrane]

Actually, I'm not Blow Jo's biggest fan... in fact, I've never read anything on this site at all, really, just went straight to the forum and started posting.

In revenge of an amigo who was banned needlessly.

And didn't you hear the man? DON'T POST IN HERE, FUCKFACE!!! IGNORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

[Scarface98.9]

although I don't wanna hear more of this dumbass chucklehead's ranting, I'm reminded of a saying Pacino said in one of his movies. Yo're posting a dumbass message to feel like a big man? well, to quote "OOOOOHHH what a big man you are, maybe I'll get you a pack of gum, teach ya how to chew it"

[inglourious basterd]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by psudoazn:
Stop posting in these threads and he will stop responding to you. Its as simple as that..</font>

Its pretty clear....can you guys please think about that before posting? I will not leave any more notices...

[The Fleshy Membrane]

My GOD.... will these people never learn......?! STOP REPLYING TO MY POSTS, YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS!!

Jeez.

[JoBlo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Fleshy Membrane:
YES! I think "Berge" or whatever his fucking name is should star in his own fucking movie, fuck.

It should be called, "Fat Fucks Strike Back Part Five: FUCK Am I Fat!".

It should be about this big fat drooling retard guy, "Berge", who basically sits around all day being a fat fuck, and drooling into his wheelchair and saying, "Fuck am I fat! I wish I weren't so damned fat and retarded, so that I could get laid! Even this disfigured kid with tourettes syndrome that I used to know is getting more sex than me!", and what not.

By the way: FUCK!</font>

Hey!!!! I ain't fat!!!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif