Hilarious miscasting!!!

[jaymx]

I am at work this morning and I just remembered that last year a schmoe posted a hilarious topic on what castings we all thought would be;

a)totally wrong or
b)absolutely hilarious

and it was pretty popular. and being that I'm bored at work I thought it might help get through the day.

Off the top of my head I would love to have seen:

Samuel L Jackson as Ruby Rhod in the
5th Element (being all camp and all)

and also

Jim Carrey as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho (to see his face contort with anger when someone else has a better business card than him and running around naked with a chainsawwould be priceless!!)

[Deckard]

UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM???????

Isn't Rhod in 5th ELEMENT played by CHRIS TUCKER??

[jaymx]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Deckard:
UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM???????

Isn't Rhod in 5th ELEMENT played by CHRIS TUCKER??</font>

Mate, have you actually read what the topic is about?????
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/confused.gif

[Reigh Kaufman]

Pauly Shore as Conan the Barbarian

John Candy as The Phantom

Jake Lloyd as Othello/Macbeth/Hamlet

Jenna Elfman as The Elephant Man

Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker's Dracula...oh, wait, I fucked up. nobody point out this error...'I know kung fu

[SLAW]

Chris Klein with the starring role in Rollerball. Oh wait. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mr. Orange]

Pee-Wee Herman as the Terminator!

"I'll be back HAAA! HAA!"

Vin Diesel as Sarah Goldfarb from Requiem for a dream!

"Oh the things I'm gonna do for my Harry!"

That's all for now FOLKS!

[jaymx]

I can just (unfortunately) imagine Roseanne Barr as Elizabeth Berkeleys character in Showgirls. disturbing stuff

[fryman_3000]

Beat this shmoes!

Leslie Nilson is.....Gandalf the Grey/White!

Watch him in scene after hilaious scene as he bumps his head on Bag End, tree brances and doorways around Middle Earth http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Melanie]

Jon Lovitz as Marlon Brando's part in The Godfather:
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse... that's the ticket!"

[Goosey]

How about Ben Affleck in Daredevil? Hilarious stuff indeed

[paul calf]

dustin diamond as batman
arnold swartzenegger as hamlet
steve buscemi and kathy burke as romeo and juliet
quentin tarentino to update bambi
tom hanks as mr blonde

[Scarface98.9]

Tom Green as Harry in Requiem for a Dream
Jerry Seinfeld as Dom in Fast and the Furious
Brian O'Halloran as Jack in Fight Club
Chris Tucker and Jason Mewes as Jules and Vince in Pulp Fiction

[adidas12185]

Dustin Diamond- Terminator- Terminator
Mike Myers- Dr. Lecter- Hannibal
Chris Farley- Gen. Hummel- the Rock
Dana Carvey- James Bond- 007
Usher- Blade- Blade

[Conor]

Danny Devito as James Bond
Tony Danza as the godfather
Gary Shandling as colonel kurtz
Tim Allen as charlie chaplin
Dan Akroyd as rain man
Anthony Hopkins as "skreech" from saved by the bell

[MuLhoLLaNd DRiVe]

Tom Green as John Nash in A Beautiful Mind

I would pay to see that happen!

[bskutle]

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Rick in "Casablanca"
Freddie Prinze Jr. as Fred in "Scooby Doo"...whoops http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
Josh Hartnett as Frodo in "LOTR"
Kevin Costner as The Tramp in "City Lights"
Elizabeth Berkley as Scarlett O'Hara in "Gone With the Wind"
Madonna as Marge in "Fargo"
Adam Sandler as Charles Foster Kane in "Citizen Kane"
Sean Penn as Ash in "Evil Dead II"

[Psychocandy]

Rowen Atkinson as Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ

[A.J. Hakari]

Laurel & Hardy as Jules and Vince in PULP FICTION http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[ColinM]

Any Wing Commander fan will tell you that Freddie Prinze Jr would be a terrible miscar to play Blair. Unfortunately, he did...

[LAW]

I said this before but I think it's pretty funny: Jim Carrey as Jack Torence in "The Shining". I mean picture the door to the bathroom breaking and instead of his face he sticks his butt through and pulls his cheeks and says through his butt, "HERE'S JOHNNY!"

[Delmore Schwartz]

David Spade as inspector Aberline in "From Hell"

Mike Meyers as Harry Goldfarb in "RFAD"

Pamela Anderson as Mrs, Goldfarb

Sissy Spacek as Lara Croft

Vin Deisel as Quentin Crisp in "The Naked Civil Servant"

[mattjk_17]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LAW:
I said this before but I think it's pretty funny: Jim Carrey as Jack Torence in "The Shining". I mean picture the door to the bathroom breaking and instead of his face he sticks his butt through and pulls his cheeks and says through his butt, "HERE'S JOHNNY!"</font>

LMAO!! God that made my night even better! I haven't laughed that much in a few days

[Benny]

The Olsen Twins in Driving Miss Daisy
Rosie O'Donnell and Marlon Brando in Eyes Wide Shut
Jim Carrey as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver
Chris Rock as Malcolm X
Woody Allen as the Terminator
Danny Devito as the Godfather
Louie Anderson as James Bond

[Moviefan1234]

I have a good one. How about Robert Redford as Rocky.

[The Postmaster General]

jackie chan and kathy bates in EYES WIDE SHUT

vin diesel as THE WATERBOY

jack black, jon lovitz, and tom arnold in TO WONG FOO THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR

arnold swartzenegger as MALCOLM X

denzel washington as ed norton's character in AMERICAN HISTORY X

rowen attikson (mr bean) in PROJECT X

rosanne barr as the blue shape-shifter lady in X-MEN

mr. t as MALCOLM X

[VicVega]

John Lovitz as THE TERMINATOR

[Turtle Club]

[b]Gilbert Godfrey as "SHAFT"
Arnold Schwartinager as "MINI-ME"
Rosie O'Donnel as Demi Moore's character in "STRIPTEASE" (beat that)
Rodney Dangerfeild as "ROCKY"
Chris Tucker as Muhamid Ali in "ALI"

[Tom Samborski]

Andy Dick as John Nash- A Beautiful Mind
Tom Green as Gord Brewer- Collateral Damage
Johnny Knoxville as Johnny Knoxville- Being Johnny Knoxville
Mickey Rooney as Jerry Mcgwire- Jerry Mcgwire
Don Knotts as Superman- Superman

[Grebdron]

Keanu Reeves as anything except Bill (or Ted, whichever one he played) He is wrong for any part.

and

Rosie O'Donnell as a dominatrix. Oh wait, that has already happened. I'm still trying to recover from seeing her in leathers with a riding crop. Damn you Exit to Eden. Horrible movie, too!!

[electriclite]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scarface98.9:
Chris Tucker and Jason Mewes as Jules and Vince in Pulp Fiction</font>

I would seriously pay money to see that. That is fucking hysterical/brilliant!!!

[jetblac]

jim carrey as freddy cruger

[greatgordini]

matthew broderick as XXX (he's such a fruit)
or gary coleman as, well, anything...what a character

[beastieben21]

I'm sorry, maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but...is any of this funny? I don't mean to spoil a good time, but...couldn't I just take Jon Lovitz, Jim Carrey and Pauly Shore, put them in ANY serious role, and "hilarity" would ensue? I mean, Arnold in Casablanca. Well...maybe, but whats the point? Sorry, I guess I was just kinda hoping this topic was about ACTUAL Miscasting, and not just...well, Jon Lovitz, Jim Carrey and Pauly Shore in ANY serious role.

[Invincible]

Arnold Schwarzenegger as "The American President" from Air Force One Oooohh gosh, I can imagine the scene right there and then on the plane :-D hehe

[Minster9]

Sylvester Stallone as Verbal. (The Usual Suspects)

Danny DeVito as Lurch (The Adams Family)

Pamela Anderson as Olive Oyl (Popeye)

Shelly Long as Barberella

Jane Fonda in GI Jane

[meltingman]

Roberto Benigni as the GLADIATOR

Leslie Nielsen in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

Russell Crowe in DRIVING MISS DAISY

Cris Rock in BRAVEHEART

[arto_j]

Sam Jackson as Lenny in Memento :

"I don't remember a goddamn thing!"

[flowrchild]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by arto_j:
Sam Jackson as Lenny in Memento :

"I don't remember a goddamn thing!"</font>

LoL! I would pay good money to see the movie with him in it.