Who would you choose to play JoBlo ??

[miguel_montes]

First of all, JoBlo, don't be scared, I don't have nothing against you. I kinda dig you and all, and I just thought it would be a nice thread.

Now, it's up to you, schmoes, who would you choose to play JoBlo if they made a movie about him? And who would direct it?

I think that he would like if The Rock played him! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Or Edward Norton... what do you guys think?

The director... what about Steven Spielberg, or David Fincher? And Kevin Smith?

And what would be the script?

Come on people, share your thoughts!

[Sam Hain]

joe pesci

hed just walk around with the arrow shouting,"you mudderfuker,you!"


cool topic

[Grebdron]

The one, the only, Kanunu!!!! Is there any other?

http://celebritiespictures.supereva.it/keanu/gallery.htm?p

http://celebritiespictures.supereva.it/keanu/gallery.htm?p

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[Invincible]

No one does JoBlo best like JoBlo himself!

[Cyclonus]

If I had to pick one, I'd go with Edward Norton. There's nothing he can't do acting-wise.

[bankholdup]

How about Elton John?....no?

[Romero&Juliet]

Mickey Rourke or Brad Douriff.


cool topic!

[A.J. Hakari]

Tough decisions, but I'd say Gary Oldman would be a perfect JoBlo.

[blitzkrieg]

Mista T.!!!!
Ahm JoBlo! Visit my website, FOO!

[notchreturns]

Vin Diesel... it would probably take his fetish over the edge! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Tom Samborski]

Kevin Smith!!

[Scarface98.9]

Steve Van Sant (from the Sopranos). it'd be great seeing him as Joblo spoutin' one liners

[Movie_Fan201]

No one else could do it better than the one and only.... (drum role)

http://www.adorocinema.com/personalidades/atores/jack-black/jack-black01.jpg

the runners up.....


http://www.uiuc.edu/ro/benchmark/archives/vol21/images/carrot.jpg

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/3948_djqualls_thumb.jpg


http://www.thegate.ca/oscars/oscar-whoopi.jpg

http://www.ahanm.org/Programs/Kids/JuniorHumane/JHANewsletters/JHANewsltr_files/image009.jpg

http://linkarcade.com/shopping/images/gwimage_simmonsclassics.jpg

http://www.rmhcchicago.org/img/ronald.gif

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1389/BruceVilan_Grani_391562_400.jpg

okokok... well i am just playing with u joblo.. no hard feelings ok


®~RJP~® Movie-VIBE

[QUENTIN]

I'm thinking Johnny Depp, the look and acting ability are there... but then again, for a better likeness maybe that bald retarded guy from The Goonies... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[The Postmaster General]

yeah - that icon in the corner resembles Johnny Depp.

from photo's i'd go with Kevin Smith.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Well, I'll have to go with the very great, once in a lifetime starring, never to be heard of again...Elephant Man!

Where is Elephant Man? He did that one great flick and disappeared!

[[SD] Bob Plisskin]

http://www.joblo.com/sandiegocon2000/images/conpic18.jpg
a drunk looking Joblo, doesn't look much like Jack Black or Johnny Depp to me.

http://www.joblo.com/sandiegocon2000/images/conpic23.jpg
Now The Arrow looks like Johnny Depp in Fear And Loathing.

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[fryman_3000]

LOL Movie_Fan201, those were great!

But seriously I'd have to go for...

http://www.alibi.com/alibi/2001-08-09/filminterview-1.jpg

http://www.carfax-abbey.com/actorpics/bcampbell.jpg

The plot: zombies from outer space invade Earth and JoBlo has to take them on single handedly armed only with a rusty spoon. Directed by Peter Jackson. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[blankpage]

The only person who can play the great Joblo is ,CHRSITOPHER WALKEN!

I can see it now:
(In Walken voice)

I-am-only- give(pause)you-a w-a-rning -on-ce.

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/tongue.gif

--blankpage
http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[The Shadow]

I gotta agree with fryman, Bruce is the one.

By the way, if I see another Carrottop picture on this site, I'm gonna snap.

[bankholdup]

I think Jon Davis from Korn could play Joblo. There's a resemblence with the glasses and hair.

[The Heart Collector]

Wayne Knight!

[Thankless Spleen]

http://www.polkonline.com/images/112300/shyamalan.jpg

If you ask me, he has an uncanny ressemblence to our beloved webmaster.

[PorcheRacer]

Cheech Marin

[Sam Hain]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PorcheRacer:
Cheech Marin</font>

perfect.

best one yet.

[James Logan]

Kevin Smith would be good. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

And if they include the Schmoes in the movie, you'll all agree Brad Pitt should play me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/cool.gif

[Sam Hain]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by James Logan:

And if they include the Schmoes in the movie, you'll all agree Brad Pitt should play me. :cool:</font>


im thinkin ANDY DICK:)

[rockerbaby604]

EDWARD NORTON

[CheekyShepherd]

Brilliant topic!

For me, only one guy comes to mind...
...
...
...
the one & only
http://membres.lycos.fr/earlyedition/chuck.jpg

FISHER STEVENS

[The Claw]

Warwick Davis should play Joblo. :D

[JoBlo]

Wow, lots of very cool...uuhmm, suggestions... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

I've always been partial to Vin Diesel or Johnny Depp myself (but that's another topic in itself), but if I had to fuck a guy...oops, I mean, if I had to choose a guy to play me...I'd have to go with either Ed Norton, because he would truly be able to capture the Nietzche nature of my being, or Kevin Smith, because he likes dick and fart jokes like me.

http://www.joblo.com/sandiegocon2000/images/conpic21.jpg

Kevin agrees!! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

http://www.joblo.com/sandiegocon2001/images/con10-21.jpg

Or perhaps a young DeNiro...?

http://www.joblo.com/sandiegocon2002/images/c38.jpg

Here's my impression of a drunk guy... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Thankless Spleen]

Joblo, don't want to freak you out or anything, but this picture reminds meof David Arquet...

http://www.joblo.com/sandiegocon2001/images/con10-21.jpg

[QUENTIN]

Well I guess I can sorta see Arquette when you mention it, but WOW, a young De Niro you really do resemble. If only you could get him to look like he did circa 1973, and get the greatest living actor to make a movie about some dude sitting at a computer and in front of a movie screen, you'd have the perfect casting.

[Puck Bond]

Based on the pictures how can anyone not see the obvious?! Not Kevin Smith...no but Brian O'Halloran from Clerks! and other Kevin Smith flick's...I can hear it now...

"I'm not even supposed to be working on the website today!"

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[APzombie]

I always thought JoBlo looked like a young Tom Savini....

But i think the perfect one to play him would be John Fallon (twilight zone music plays).

[jackson13]

In my mind I've always envision Joblo as a wild and crazy, yet stunningly attractive guy like Brad Pitt in Fight Club. As I've now seen a pic of Jo for the first time, I see I was way off. Not to say that your not stunningly attractive or anything dude, you just dont look like Tyler Durden. BTW, those stunningly attractive comments weren't meant to sound gay, but for some reason I think people are going to think they were. That was actually just my subtle way off kissing some ass around these parts.

[Mike Sampson]

All the schmoes are wondering about writing scripts and would we read them...

why hasn't anyone written a JOBLO.COM THE MOVIE script yet? It's a story that's begging to be told. Look at the star quality we have in Jo. and who could ask for a wackier supporting cast. Arrow would be the Stifler-esque character. C'mon all you amateur writers, get to work!

[QuentinTarantino]

I gotta go with Depp...

Depp is just the coolest motherfucker alive!

And Joblo looks like one cool motherfucker in those pics!

Joblo, man, you're cool!

--QT

[Sylvie]

Johnny Depp....or how bout Jim Carey?

[Grebdron]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JoBlo:
Kevin Smith, because he likes dick...like me.
</font>

Careful JoBloe!! Look how your words can be twisted. Just like they do with some of your reviews, I'm sure.

[Hannibal21]

Bill Murray

Robin Williams

Joe Pesci

Danny DeVito

[RobertAndres]

What's the name of that goofy actor in "Yes, Dear." He was also the stylist in "The Rock" who was only allowed to use clippers. Yeah, he'd be perfect.

Him or Don Cheadle.