Screw this!!! Monica Belucci is beyond HOT!!!

[Invincible]

The Future "Queen Of The World" Dig Italian chix?


Nuff said...I can give get more pics if u wish, or you can search for em by yourself


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[VicVega]

Thanks Invincible, that just made me really happy.

[The Claw]

horay. now for a little alone time *wink wink*

[daredevil0214]

:T shes alright

[The Heart Collector]

Yeah, she's pretty hot.

[Invincible]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The Heart Collector:
Yeah, she's pretty hot.</font>


What was that? did I hear "pretty hot?" or "BEYOND HOT!" lol :D i'm just jokin wit ya, I know everyone has their opinions, but Hell you want me to make your day? I'll post some of her nude pics if ya want! :D

WARNING: Females, do not check this if you are disgusted by seeing Other womans' breasts.


EDIT: Smileys replaced (haha)

[Raw Chili]

Pretty damn hot

[flowrchild]

I am a girl and I agree she is hot

[Invincible]

Nice of you to say that Flower :D


EDIT: Smiley

[The Claw]

blargh. i posted again, somehow. stupid thing. she's still hot. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by The Claw (edited 08-27-2002).]

[BakeTheMooCow]

Hoochie Mama

[Strider]

Yeah, she's one hot chick! And not a bad actress either.

Strider

[JoBlo]

Invincible = great man

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[mattjk_17]

She's damn hot! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Grebdron]

I guess I have different tastes. She's okay, but there are many more beautiful women. I'm not too impressed.

[bluegopher]

She's not that attractive to me. I'd much rather take Naomi Watts or Eliza Dushku over her.

[Cyclonus]

Will someone please post some links to her full-frontal pics?

[James Logan]

Yeah, Monica definitely IS hot. But there's no way she's one of the ten hottest babes in the universe...she's hot, but I've seen hotter.

[James Logan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JoBlo:
Invincible = great man

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>

LOL Now that's what I call a webmaster of the people. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/cool.gif

[Reigh Kaufman]

Look at Logan -- fronting just because he lives in Paris where the women are all Venus in furs! He's right, though. I've watched a lot of Monica's films, and whilst I agree she's good-looking, I can't help but find another million just as exceptional. Also, she's married to an Italian 'businessman' so that makes her, to my mind, untenable...Unless you want to sleep with the fishes as well!

[beastieben21]

There are moments....like right now, when I wish this Message Board was...kiddie free, and the nude shots could just flow. Hell, we could probably make a whole Forum for it. But alas...damn the children.

[notchreturns]

Eh, she was dissapointing in the sack... eek!

[This message has been edited by notchreturns (edited 08-27-2002).]

[Moviefan1234]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by notchreturns:
Eh, she was dissapointing in the sack... eek!

</font>

You crack me up!

[Invincible]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JoBlo:
Invincible = great man

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>


Oh thank you very much! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Invincible]

http://webs.ono.com/usr012/elep/monicabelucci/BELUCCI57JPG.JPG http://webs.ono.com/usr012/elep/monicabelucci/BELUCCI65JPG.JPG

Hey JoBlo...say, umm. Are you down for nude pics? I just don't want to make this Topic "Pornographic"

[James Logan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman:
Look at Logan -- fronting just because he lives in Paris where the women are all Venus in furs! [...] Also, she's married to an Italian 'businessman' so that makes her, to my mind, untenable...</font>

1°) Yeah, the chicks sure are the big advantage of living in France. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/cool.gif They don't wear fur though. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
2°) I don't think Belluci is married to that businessman anymore. Since IRREVERSIBLE came out, it's common knowledge she dates and lives with Vincent Cassel.

[electriclite]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Strider:
Yeah, she's one hot chick! And not a bad actress either.

Strider </font>

She's an actress?! I thought she was a lingerie model. :O

[the movie guy]

Damn you Invincible!!! Literally the second I clicked open this thread a (female) co-worker of mine opened the door to my "office" and said "Are you looking at porn?" I had to try and explain to her that I was not, and that I just opened the wrong thread of this movie discussion board. I think she understood, was cool with it and won't have me fired. LOL! We'll see though. With that aside... HELL YES she's hot (and beyond)!!! I have loved her ever since I saw Malena a while back. Good movie, hot lady.

P.S. - I don't actually blame you for what happened to me, Invincible. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Invincible]

lol "movie guy!" that was pretty funny! That literally cracked me up dude! "Are you looking at porn?" http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

JoBlo still want to see some "frontals"? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif I got a whole bunch

[Jerk Shapiro]

Ok... I'm back now. Yeah, those nudes are dandy! Really DANDY!

Send more man, send more!

[Invincible]

More?

JoBlo Note: I removed the NUDE PICTURE of the lovely Ms. Belucci because we do not allow naked pics on this board. Please restrain your posts to "sexy" pics only...thanks.

[This message has been edited by JoBlo (edited 08-28-2002).]

[Invincible's note: Images removed because the links are broken]

[Gregorious8]

Damn she looks amazing.

[ak]

I defy any woman to say she wouldn't suck on those titties!

[cereal killer]

woah topless chick didn't see that coming.

[Invincible]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by cereal killer:
woah topless chick didn't see that coming.</font>

I hope JoBlo doesn't ban me for that one :D....that's of course unless he likes that pic http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

I love Italian women!

Here's another for you...Cigar Girl herself Maria Grazia Cucinotti...

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/mariaGC/mariaGC037.jpg

Monica Belluci is gorgeous, loved her in Dracula!

My girlfriend Ines is another fine Italian (I have to say that) http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Psychocandy]

Beauty and talent in equal measures. Doesn't happen very often. She was very alluring in Brotherhood of the Wolf. The scene where the camera pans up the length of her body only for the scene to dissolve into an aerial pan through a mountainous valley was nothing short of stunning.

[movie fan #1]

Hey are we allowed to post nude pics, or not?

[Thankless Spleen]

Who careS? enjoy the ride man.

[JoBlo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by movie fan #1:
Hey are we allowed to post nude pics, or not?</font>

Nope, we're not. I will be removing the "nude pic" from this page. C'mon guys...there are millions of nudie sites on the Net, let's not bring that stuff over to our movie boards...

"Sexy pics" are all good, of course...

[APzombie]

for all you damn horny devils, here is a link you want [LINK REMOVED] http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

I don't know if thats the same thing as posting a nude pic, hope not....

[This message has been edited by JoBlo (edited 08-28-2002).]

[JoBlo]

Yeah guys, PLEASE DO NOT POST links to nude sites either...I don't mind these types of topics myself, but we don't want it getting out hand and the truth is that there are plenty of folks who do visit these forums (registered and unregistered) and this is NOT the type of stuff that I want to encourage.

PLEASE no nude posts, no links to nude pics...or else we will have to start getting more severe and NO ONE wants that. Just keep it to sexy pics and even then, let's remember the main point of this forum and our board in general....MOVIE DISCUSSIONS! It's nice to look at sexy pics every now and again, but I'd hope that most of you are also taking part in movie discussions around here...

You are, right? Right...?? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Reigh Kaufman]

Aaaaaagghhhhh! I'm blind, I'm blind!


Let's hope Bob Plisskin doesn't find this link otherwise we'll be a moderator down!

[fryman_3000]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by APzombie:
for all you damn horny devils, here is a link you want "___________" http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif
</font>

...Holy Cow!!

This just makes me sad in the fact that my pc isn't in my bedroom, so I can have some 'personal' time with them http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Lindsey]

Damn, look at her boobies! It's boobies galore!

[This message has been edited by Lindsey (edited 08-28-2002).]

[CeMeTaRy_GaTeS]

Yeah shes hot, but these pictures don't turn my dial since I have seen her nude and can see nude again via another website.

And any atempts to bring PG-13 nudity here won't do anything for me. Lets keep this a movie discussion board and not a super softcore nudity site.

[Zed]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lindsey:
Damn, look at her boobies! It's boobies galore!
[This message has been edited by Lindsey (edited 08-28-2002).]</font>

I can't say it better Lindsey!

[APzombie]

My bad....

(hangs head in shame)

[jackson13]

I feel so left out right now. I DID NOT get to see the nude pics, and I fell that as an adult on this site, that I should be entitled to a viewing of said pictures. You cant give a build up of "sexy" pics like that and then just let the newcomers on this topic down. I need boobies, people need boobies!

[Prue]

She is a beautiful woman, indeed.

She was great in Brotherhood of the Wolf. And I'm looking forward to Irreversible, the "banned" film that people walked out of at Cannes. Apparently there is a graphic rape scene. But I do want to see it.

[Invincible]

Are you ready for some More!!!!


Now that, is SeXxXY


Ok...moving on...


She is waving at me!

More coming soon...


EDIT: Hmm..pics removed, now all that's left is me talking with myself lol :D

[fryman_3000]

*dies of heart attack* http://www.joblo.com/ubb/eek.gif

[This message has been edited by fryman_3000 (edited 08-29-2002).]

[Weapon X]

Excuse me while I mop up the mess on my keyboard...

[[SD] Bob Plisskin]

ah man I missed the nudity.

&lt;OB&gt;

[Mike Sampson]

Have I ever related the story about how I foolishly passed up the opportunity to interview Monica?

D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H D'0H

[Zed]

No Mike....but just looking the pictures above.........you got to accept that you were pretty foolish http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Mike Sampson]

Agreed. take a look at this short list of hotties I &lt;i&gt;could've&lt;/i&gt; interviewed but didn't for one reason or another:

Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Aniston
Sandra Bullock
Eliza Dushku

And more that don't immediately spring to mind. The reason the Monica thing didn't work out was because they wanted me to come at this insanely terrible time for me and weren't very willing to budge. Besides, they weren't going to screen the movie for me (THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF) and I was told her English was sketchy at best. So, I passed. Oh well....I'm married anyways!

[Invincible]

Hahaha Mike! D'Oh! :D

[Invincible]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fryman_3000:
*dies of heart attack* :D</font>

Lol, fryman you from Essex? sweet! that's where The Prodigy are from, my favorite band!

[Invincible]

OK more pics....
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EDIT: I don't think so...*links are broken*

[Weapon X]

She has some of the finest cleavage I have ever seen in my life. In the immortal words of Mike Myers, "Two tickets to Titsburgh, please!" http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Invincible]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Weapon X:
In the immortal words of Mike Myers, "Two tickets to Titsburgh, please!" :D</font>

Lol! lol! lol! :D that is the funniest thing I've heard since 2 or 3 days ago! lol! Was this in Austin Powers 1? or not? It's soo funny!



EDIT: No Vince...this was in one of the "Wayne's World" movies

[Weapon X]

Actually, that was way back from his SNL/Wayne's World days. I believe it was first used when Wayne and Garth awarded Demi Moore the award for Best Cleavage in their Best/Worst of the Oscars list.

Also in the immortal words of Wayne and Garth: SHWING!!!

[Invincible]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Weapon X:
Also in the immortal words of Wayne and Garth: SHWING!!!</font>


Now that...I do not understand :rolleyes: I prefer 'the ticket to Titsburgh' lol :D

More pictures of the Beautiful Ms. or Mrs. Belucci are coming "soon"... --- I hate that word :D

EDIT: Chill, foo' :cool:

[fryman_3000]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Invincible:
Lol, fryman you from Essex? sweet! that's where The Prodigy are from, my favorite band!</font>

Sure am, in fact my brother just went and saw them at Leeds festival, lucky git.

Sadly Essex is more famous for our women (http://members.lycos.co.uk/Gremlin/essex.html) http://www.joblo.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
Fortunately it's not true but hey, you can never shake old stereotypes.

[This message has been edited by fryman_3000 (edited 08-30-2002).]

[Zed]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Joey Baloney:
Agreed. take a look at this short list of hotties I &lt;i&gt;could've&lt;/i&gt; interviewed but didn't for one reason or another:

Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Aniston
Sandra Bullock
Eliza Dushku

</font>


Well Mike.....then you can proudly say that you REJECT a date with Monica, Jennifer, Sandra and Eliza. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

That's the most positive way I can put it!

[Psychocandy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Invincible:
More pictures of the Beautiful Ms. or Mrs. Belucci are coming soon... &lt;--- I hate that word myself http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif</font>

She's a Mrs. Here's a picture of her husband...Vincent Cassel. He's done ok for himself.

http://www.filmdeculte.com/photo/culculte/vincent/4.jpg

[Psychocandy]

Update on my post above. Vincent Cassel and Monica Belluci apparently separated in June of this year.

[Reigh Kaufman]

She probably seen his performance in La Haine - he damn near ruined that movie.

[James Logan]

More likely, the shooting of IRREVERSIBLE had the same destructive effect on their couple the shooting of EYES WIDE SHUT had on the Tom Cruise / Nicole Kidman couple.

[Invincible]

Ms. Belucci should go for Brad Pitt not Vincet Cassel, he looks 'unattractive' in that pic! :rolleyes:

[Crippler]

I think Ill get myself a glass of milk.

[Gandalf the Grey]

Um...WOW!!!

[Invincible]

Funny how most of the pics dont even work...:o

[Weasel]

Damn, I could only see TWO FREAKING PICTURES!

I hate censors.

[Invincible]

Originally posted by Weasel
Damn, I could only see TWO FREAKING PICTURES!

I hate censors.

those aren't censors...those were the pictures I took from a website that is no obviousely either removing the pics or is having some problems with the server

[JoBlo]

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